Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2009

My New Year's Eve consisted of me reading Loathing Lola.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Anyway, when I was reading Loathing Lola, I was like, "Ahem. Who does Courtney remind me of?" And the name which came to my head was, "Kristen Stewart." LOLWHUT?

If Loathing Lola was a movie, KStew would be Courtney.
idk.
I just love them both, kk.
And I think Courtney and Tim should start dating. Perfect couple, y/y?
Jackson Hammond reminds me of Jacob Black. Like, he kissed Courtney as if to say, "Wanna start dating? I'm sure it's fine, your boyfriend only died 5 weeks ago~!"
Gee. If I were Courtney, I would've punched Jackson in the face and ended up with a broken hand... WHUT?

Katie is a good character. She's all like, "I can have the lead role if I just Courtney out of the way... OH HAI, LOLA~! WANNA BE FILMED IN REAL TEENS, Y/Y? ^_^"
And Courtney was like, "Ugh. Bitchface."

Ahem.
I haven't finished Loathing Lola yet.
I'm also reading True Colours by Adam Gilchrist. X']
Good book.
Gilly was, like, my favourite cricket player and then, he retired. ;_;
But I've got Mitchell Johnson and Nathan Hauritz now so yeah. ^_^

YOUNG CELEBRITIES.

My list of cool celebrities under the age 22.
  1. Dale Thomas.
  2. Gabriella Cilmi.
  3. Jordin Sparks.
  4. Jonas Brothers.
  5. Miley Cyrus (just kidding!)
  6. Demi Lovato. (Camp Rock was awesome, kk)
  7. Kristen Stewart.

And yeah.

KStew should really be at the top. ^_^

Mutant song lyrics. X']

MUTANT SONG LYRICS.
  • I kissed a giant squid and I liked it.
  • A little less duck, a little more action please.
  • I kissed an underpants and I liked it.
  • Oh, I heard it through the umbrella.
  • My Laura brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.
  • Laura, Laura, Laura Must be funny In the rich man's world.
  • If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Laura.
  • The phone rings, in the middle of the night, My father yells 'What you gonna do with your Laura?'
  • I kissed a Laura and I liked it.
  • All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my pants.
  • My underpants brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.

These are pretty funny. X']

And yeah.

TV SHOWS.

I feel like blogging about nothing in particular.
I was going to write a Top 10 Movies/Books/People/idk. But I'm too lazy.
So, I'll just review some TV shows that happened this year (2008) in no particular order.
  1. The Simpsons - Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Always been awesome and always shall.
  2. Futurama - See above.
  3. Rove - So funny. I love Petespace, Carrie at the Newsdesk, Rove's Monologue, Things I Love, 20 bucks in 20 seconds, Help Me Hughesy and every other part. X']
  4. Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader - Rove can make anything awesome. He should have been the host for Big Brother/Australian Idol/any other boring show.
  5. Big Brother - I only watched Friday Night Live (Yay Mikey, Bree and Fitzy!) because that's all I ever watched. The Daily Shows, Eviction Shows and Nominations Shows are too boring for me. And I absolutely HATE Kyle.
  6. Australian Idol - I only watched two episodes - one of them was when Brooke left (Damn!) and the another was when Gabriella Cilmi performed. I don't really care for Idol contestants. Once they leave the show, they don't really do anything. It is kinda like 15-seconds-of-fame.
  7. The Biggest Loser - I didn't watch this. Neither did the rest of Australia. Well, I presume no one watched it because WHO WOULD WATCH A STUPID SHOW ABOUT FAT PEOPLE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT??????? idk.
  8. The Amazing Race - Omg. The Frat boys were meant to win. ;_; Oh well. It was a good season though. lmao.
  9. So You Think You Can Dance Australia - Nat Bass is a good host. I liked SYTYCDA. I was going to watch the American version but I never did. (Epic Fail). Anyway, the Australian version was ^_^.
  10. 90210 - Ha! I watched this show once ('cause a family friend made me) and I was so bored that I slept for half of it. My attention span is extremely short.
  11. Friends - I saw the episode where Joey comes in wearing a Superman outfit. And he's like, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" lol. And they bought Joey a spider and he was terrified of spiders and ran into the closet. And later on, he comes out of the closet in a Superman costume. X']
  12. Kath & Kim - Awesome show. I've never seen the American version but the Australian version is funny as, bro. I was in JB HI FI and there was a box set of Kath & Kim for 100 bucks. And I'm like to my mum, "I WANT IT FOR MAH BIRTHDAY!!!11."
  13. Don't Forget The Lyrics - It's a good show. I hate it how they have WAAAAAAAY too many ad breaks. FAIL.
  14. Hamish and Andy Regifted - This show was hilarious. I liked the ghosting and the doorknocking. And everything else. ^_^
  15. Before The Game - Dale Thomas won Tool of the Week twice! And he won Tool of the Year!! YAY. But yeah. Good show. Dear Dale Thomas, your new year's resolution is to win Tool of the Week three times. kk.
  16. AFL - Ah, Dale Thomas. You make the AFL heaps more interesting.
  17. Cricket - Hauritz and Johnson are so adorable. ILY.

And that's all that I can think of. Enjoy the New Year!! ^_^

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

To say 'yes' to everything in 2009.
Wish me luck!

LAST DAY OF THE YEAR!

I have Adam Gilchrist's book. ^_^
Gilly is awesome.
I can't wait till Hauritz and Johnson write a book. They are so adorable. X']

Anyhoo, I baked a cake today.
It is a chocolate cake. But I haven't eated it yet 'cause I have to put the icing on. ^_^
And yeah.

Anyone doing anything for New Year's Eve?
I'm not.
I'm just too lazy/socially retarded/idk.
Pfft.
At least Channel 10 has some (probably boring) entertainment. I mean, if you want to entertain me, put the Simpsons on.
Oh and speaking of the Simpsons, guess what's coming on at 6:30 pm weeknights????
FUTURAMA!!!
Yay.

I love Fry and Zoidberg and Amy and Bender and Leela and Hermes and Scruffy (the janitor ^_^).
OMG.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Monday, December 29, 2008

SOUTH AFRICA: EPIC FAIL.

Ugh. Can't Australia win against South Africa?
Just bowl them out already. Geez..

Anyhoo, last night I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Buttons with my cousins and brothers and yeah.
It has Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett in it.
Basically, it is just about Benjamin who is born as an 80-year-old and he gets younger instead of older.
So, you'd already know what'll happen.
But the silly thing was - it got draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagged out for 2 and a half hours when we already knew what would happen. idk.

I wouldn't recommend seeing it.
It's more of a romance-epic-adult-movie.
And there are funny parts. Like a few times, a guy would be like, "Did y'know I got struck by lightning 7 times?"
lmao.

Meanwhile, I'm reading Loathing Lola.
Good book.
Extremely good book. ^_^

Speaking of good books, if you liked Twilight, read THIS.
By THIS, I mean Kerrelyn Sparks' series called Love At Stake.
The fisrt book is How To Marry A Millionaire Vampire.
Omg. Yes, I will be reading this series. Except if it isn't up to my standards then I will only read the first book. I don't think any romantic-teenage-couples can beat Bella and Edward. X']

That is all.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

BEST PART IN BOMBSHELLS:

When Theresa (I think) goes, "Wife sounds like a kitchen utensil. WHERE'S THE WIFE? IN THE DISHWASHER." lmao
I lol'd so much at that part. X']

And yeah. That is all.

TWILIGHT, DECODE AND STUFF.

Sorry for the non-existant blog posts.
I have been reading/shopping/eating/whatever.
Mainly reading. I finished 1984. And I started reading another book/play/idk. It's called Bombshells. And at the start, the chick (Meryl or something) was talking about all this stuff. And she mentioned a brothel. And I'm like, "Uhh.. please don't go to a brothel. 1) I think it's probably horrible - well, I've never been to one and never want to - and 2) you have children, for heaven's sake."
Anyway, I haven't read much of Bombshells.

I was in Sanity today (Well, I was passing by and heard that they were playing Two Hearts by Kylie so I couldn't resist going in and dancing. >_>).
And they had Funhouse by P!nk and the Twilight soundtrack and many other good (and bad) music.
Anyway, has anyone seen Twilight?
I have seen it three times but I still don't know where Decode by Paramore is in the film.
Like, I know Muse is at the baseball scene; Linkin Park is in the credits; and I don't know where Decode is. Epic Fail.

Oh well.
It might be in the credits but at the END of the credits. Actually that would fail because Decode is meant to be the song for Twilight, I think.
Or maybe the Muse song is the song 'cause SMeyer probably wrote the books while listening to Muse. X']

In conclusion, I should really watch Twilight again (I know, I am a Twihard) so I know where Decode is in the movie.
Unless one of you tells me, y/y?

Friday, December 26, 2008

BOXING DAY SALES.

I went to the city for the Boxing Day Sales.
It was like crowded. We basically just went to Myer, David Jones and some of the shops near there.
I found this totally cool lolly shop. And it gave out free samples. X']
(Well, I'd been there before 'cause we went there in year 9 - I still remember that!)

And I was looking at the books in Myer. And I looked for Loathing Lola. And my patience is limited so after about 10 minutes, I stopped looking and started reading Hamlet (Do you believe in ghosts? ^_^).
And I was kinda laughing while reading Hamlet. And some girl came up next to me and picked up the book right next to Hamlet. And I looked at the cover and guess what that girl had picked up??
LOATHING LOLA. D:
So I picked up another copy of Loathing Lola and bought it. The queue was SO long but I didn't care. I had Loathing Lola. YAY!

I didn't end up buying Hamlet though.
Well, I wasn't planning to but it is so ^_^ that I nearly did.

Anyway, we walked around the city for God-knows-how-long.
My feet were hurting. ;_;
But I had a milkshake and a muffin.
Delicious. (:

In 1984, Winston gets taken to the Miniluv (I love Newspeak ...shut up) and he doesn't know whether it is day or night.
So, whenever someone comes to his room, he is like, "Do you know the time?!"
And they are always like, "Uh, no. Why?!"

If I lived in 1984, I'd walk around saying, "DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!! DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!!"
And everyone would be like, "O_O! WHUT?"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-A.

Ahem. I just had to add the 'A' onto 'LOL'.
Loathing Lola is a fabulous book.
Why didn't Katie get chosen for the reality TV show? She is fierce and a good role model. She's all like to Courtney, "Be fierce lyk a tiger. GRRRRR!"
Courtney was really good convincing the panel to let her be on the reality TV show. Grr.

^_^
And yeah.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

TWILIGHT AND CHRISTMAS.

Christmas was yesterday.
And I ate too much. Ugh.
Well, we had a massive turkey and ham. Like, massive. Enormous. Bigger than an elephant.

For the presents, I got The Lab by Jack Heath (yay!), The Killers album, chocolate and heaps more.
My mum was going to buy me Loathing Lola but no, it was sold out of copies at all the bookshops in Melbourne. EPIC FAIL.
And I didn't get my gorilla or the drum kit. ;_;

But yeah. On Christmas, my cousins and my nana came around and we had a big lunch. And then, some people had a nap and others played the Wii or table tennis. And then, we had a massive dinner with, like, three cakes for dessert. (I ate so much cake - I feel proud)

And on Christmas Eve, guess what I did?
I went to the cinemas with my cousins. AND WE SAW TWILIGHT. D:
One of my cousins hadn't seen it and the other cousin had.
But we all still enjoyed it. ^_^

I love Eric and Mike. They are so funny. X']
But I still have to close my eyes for the Fight scene.
That is scary.

My favourite parts would be the "...Awhile" part, the pepper spray jokes, and the time when Bella meets the Cullen family. ^_^

I shall go now. (:
Later, peeps.

Monday, December 22, 2008

THIS IS BIG BROTHER. YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED.

WHUT?
Click on the link. Is the movie Marley & Me (that is coming out in cinemas) the same as the book Marley & Me?
If so, I want to see the movie.
Okay, fine. I just want to read the book because the book review seemed really good. ^_^
Books > Movies.

2 more sleeps till Christmas.
Hopefully, I will get Loathing Lola for Christmas.
Because I really, really, really, really, really want to read it. Really.

In the meantime, I'm reading 1984. ^_^
Winston Smith and Julia have just joined the Dark Side.
Like we didn't see that coming.
Well, it isn't really the Dark Side but I'm calling it that because if Big Brother finds out someone is against him, he'll evict you. And Gretel Killeen will be like, "IT'S TIME TO GO... -dramatic pause- ... WINSTON SMITH!"
And then, they vanish from society and everyone forgets them. D:

Well, Winston hasn't been evicted. Not yet, anyway. Idk.

I'll stop talking about 1984. X']
Good book, though.
I keep expecting Big Brother to announce over the telescreens, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER. HOUSEMATES: GO TO THE DIARY ROOM IMMEDIATELY" in that deep, sexy voice of his.

Ah well. Maybe BB could just be like, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER" or "ASSUME NOTHING. EXPECT ANYTHING" or even "YOU WANT TO GET IN MY ~PANTS? I DON'T THINK SO."

Sunday, December 21, 2008

I can't be bothered thinking up a title for this post.

Tomorrow, the Australian cricketers will be in Fed Square, Melbourne.
I'll go there and kidnap Mitchell Johnson. And I'll be like, "Oh hai, ^_^"
And he'll be like, "Uh, dude... -leaves-"
Well, if he leaves, that would be awfully mean.

I saw an advertisement today and it said, "This book [Gilly's biography] is Adam Gilchrist."
And I'm like, "I WANT IT!"

I can't wait for New Moon to come out in cinemas.
I want to know which actor will be playing Seth. Hopefully a really cute guy. Then I can fall in love with him. ^_^

Anywayz, I shall shut up with my pointless posts. If I continue my pointless posts, I shall have to rename this blog "POINTLESS TALES" instead of "ZOIDBERG TALES."

OMG.

Well.
Sorry for the non-existant blog posts. I went to Kyabram which is in the country and there was no interwebz. (Well, I didn't look for any interwebz; I just presumed there was none)

Anywayz, I was in Big W today. And I looked at the books. And there was no Loathing Lola. I searched the whole book section thingy. NONE. Damn you, Big W.
Epic Fail.

Meanwhile, there was a Manga Drawing Kit at Big W. I was like, "OMG! I want it! -goescrazy-"
It looked so cool. X']
ALSO: there was a cookbook that had all these cakes with different decorations on them. And now, I want a Dale Thomas cake for my birthday. Or The Simpsons. Or Twilight. idk.
And everyone will be like, "Ew, it's Dale Thomas. -vomits-"
And I'll be like, "More cake for me! ^_^"

ALSO X2: I saw a shotglass in What's New that said, "18." And I want it. Even though I don't drink alcohol. I'll just use it to drink orange juice or something. But yeah. There were also wine glasses and such that had "18" on them. ^_^

My 18th is like 3 months away. Actually, it is nearly two months away 'cause January 6th isn't far away. =]
I want to have a themed party. And I'll just have a pipe (filled with bubble stuff - idk, I saw it on the Simpsons). And people will be like, "Who are you dressed up as? O_O"
And I'll be like, "Kristen Stewart. :P"
Except Kristen Stewart smokes pot; not bubble mixture.

It'll probably be easier to just have a no-theme-party. 'Cause I'm lazy.
My cake will (hopefully) be a Dale Thomas cake. And I'll take a zillion photos of it. ^_^

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMENESS. So is his hair. ^_^

I forgot to mention in the post below: Notice the pink bit in Dale's hair. X']
Oh, Dale! You make Rhys Bobridge from SYTYCDA look straight. lmao.

HULLO.

Oh hai, it's Bitchface!
Okay, not really. She's just a bitch, is all.
I mean, look how sweet Dale Thomas looks compared to the evilness and bitchiness of Kylee.

Anywayz, my new favourite word is: doubleplusgood.
I'm going to use it instead of saying, "excellent" or "splendid." And if anyone asks me why I'm doing this, I'll say, "Big Brother is watching! O_O"

OMG, if Big Brother hadn't got axed, I could've have gone into the Big Brother house and instead of talking English; I'd talk Newspeak. And everyone would be like, "WHUUUT?"
And I'll be like, "Doubleplusgood!"

Oh, that would have been brilliant! Isn't that what Big Brother was all about? Talking Newspeak?
Ah well. Hopefully Channel 7 or 9 put Big Brother on their stations. And I'll audition. And I'll keep talking about the book 1984 until some prick evicts me. X'[

Alright, alright. I'll shut up now.

LOL

My friend, my friend, http://zoidberg-cool.deviantart.com/
Ahem. I just finished reading Everything Beautiful.
And now, I'm reading 1984.
So instead of "my friend, my friend," it'll be "comrade."

Nah, just kidding. "My friend, my friend" is cooler. kk.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

AH, DALE THOMAS. WHY SO CUTE?

Eh eh. I've got nothing to say.

Ahem. Sorry about that. I can't be bothered writing anything today except for: I JUST BOUGHT 1984 BY GEORGE ORWELL! D:
Now I'm going to go listen to Lady GaGa's new song (which I love ^_^).
LOL.

UPDATE IN GOALS.

On the right, you'll see that a new goal has been added (Not to use Twitter for a day. This shall avoid spammage of my followers' Twitter pages.) and one of the goals has FAILED in front of it because I failed that particular goal.
I only got a B+ in Unit 4 Biology; not an A+. Sorry, folks.

After about a week, the Biology goal will be deleted. kk.

is all.

STUFF.

I feel like doing this quiz before the Simpsons starts. D:

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Uh, idk. Soap?

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No. ;_;

3. What would you change about your living room?
There'd be a big TV and a ~lovely couch with Dale Thomas sitting on it. X']

4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Probably dirty. idk.

5. What is in your fridge?
Food, I presume.

6. White or wheat bread?
White bread. -fat-

7. What is on top of your refrigerator?
A cupboard with ~stuff inside.

8. What colour or design is on your shower curtain.
There is none. We have GLASS. ^_^

9. How many plants are in your home?
None. They are all outside dying in the heat. Also, one plant just died recently - that was the plant my Biology teacher gave me. >_>

10. Is your bed made right now?
Uh, nooo..

11. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Um. -confused-

12. Is your closet organised?
Hell no. Messy as... bro.

13. Can you describe your flashlight?
I have a flashlight?!

14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic when you're at home?
Either.

15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No. Would you make me some, plz?

16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Duh. Our garage is always a mess. idk why.

17. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds, I guess.

18. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Does Dale Thomas count as a pillow? If not, one.

19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Nope. I ~save electricity.

20. How often do you vacuum?
*snort* idk.

21. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.

22. What colour is your toothbrush?
Pink or red or something. idk.

23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yeah, KStew sits on our porch smokin' pot. WHUT?

24. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.

25. Is there anything under your bed?
Probably some stuff that I kicked under there. X']

26. Chore you hate doing the most?
EVERY chore.

27. What retro items are in your home?
Retro as in WHUT?

28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Nope.

29. How many mirrors are in your home?
One in every bedroom and bathroom. ^_^
So, about six, I guess.

30. What colour are your walls?
Creamy. I think.

31. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Guns are illegal in Australia, so no. Although we do have steak knives. But they are more for cutting food and less for stabbing criminals. =]

32. What does your home smell like right now?
idk.

33. Favourite candle scent?
idk.

34. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Um, no. I like pickles in cheeseburgers from Maccas. ...shut up.

35. What colour is your favourite Bible?
I have a favourite Bible?! Uh...

36. Ever been on your roof?
No. I'm scared of heights, you prick.

37. Do you own a stereo?
Uh huh.

38. How many tvs do you have?
Two.

39. How many house phones?
One.

40. Do you have a housekeeper?
Nope.

41. What style do you decorate in?
Mix and match, I guess. I'm a noob at styles. (Well, I'm a noob at everything)

42. Do you like solid colours in furniture, or prints?
Solid colours. ^_^

43. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Duh.

44. In case of fire, what are the items in the house that you'd grab if you could make one quick trip?
My phone, iPod, books, my memory cross (...shut up) and yeah. And the laptop. D:

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

ARE YOUR PARENTS STRICT?

http://www.acastofthousands.com.au/worldsstrictestparents/
Haha, lol.
I was going to apply but I was all like, "Erm, no. Too scared."
But yeah. I would like to apply but I'm doing year 12 next year and stuff. And cbf going overseas.
ALSO: One of the questions on the applications was like, "What's your attitude towards school?" And I didn't know what to write.
Should I write "lazy, can't be bothered going to school" or "enjoys seeing friends at school" or "is always at school early and never misses a day of school".

My attitude towards school would have to be (in a word): NERD. In three words: BIG FAT NERD.

I think Channel 7 will think twice about putting a big, fat nerd on a reality TV show. And I wouldn't be very entertaining. I'd either be on the computer (spamming Twitter), reading or doing homework. I am the most BORING-EST person EVER.

BTW: If you're interested in applying, click the link on the top of this post. kk.

ily, KStew. X']

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
Click it. It is so funny.
James is all like, "Your family likes murder, eh? My family are into Scrabble. ^_^"
And when Kristen gets asked what she likes doing, she's like, "I like smokin' pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. D:"
Oh, KStew. When I told you to "put that in your pipe and smoke it," I didn't mean it literally.

I love the whole "pepper spray" thing in the movie. Charlie was brilliant. X']
lmao.

Anywayz, I'm halfway through the Everything Beautiful book by Simmone Howell. And I worked out how to use those white things. ^_^
Apparently Christians use them to remember scriptures and stuff. Well, stuff that. Cbf remembering scriptures.
I just wrote "Dale Thomas" on one side, "Gabriella Cilmi" on another side and "Twilight" on the other side.
My three favourite things in the whole world.
Uh huh.
And then, I'll decorate it all pretty and stuff. And everyone will be like, "-rolls eyes-"

The book (Everything Beautiful) is really good. Sometimes, I can relate to Riley. But sometimes I can't. For example, she smokes and has sex and drinks alcohol and swears.
Um, yes. Because y'know, every teenage girl does those things. NOT.
Those four things are the exact four things THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO EVER.
Smoking = cancer.
Alcohol = liver damage
Sex = AIDS/bbz.
Swearing = idk. Loss of good reputation? Ugh, I don't know.

My point is: Those four things are EVIL. k?

But Riley and I have the same views on some things.
-We are fat. (Okay, I'm not 82 kilos but still. 60 kilos is close enough)
-We are not "model Christians." I mean, I don't go to church regularly.
-We both think "Chocolate = God"

In other words, if me and Riley had an eating contest, it would be even. kk.

I am going now. X']
Later, peeps.

Monday, December 15, 2008

LMAO.

WELL.
Another day of holidays and relaxation. YAY! ^_^
Yesterday, there were no Simpsons on TV. Has Channel Ten gone insane?! WHUT?

Anywayz, I totally read some more of The Pact by JPicoult. It was amazing. Gus and Michael were all like, "OMG, HI!" And Melanie was like, "Humph. -walks away-" And I desperately want Gus and Michael to have ~sex so that I can be all like, "Ha!" to Melanie and James. X']

Because Melanie was all like, "Oh hai, I just brought some lamb and red wine to the bed because that's where I want to eat today~" And Michael was all like, "Uh, 'kay then."
And yeah. Good book, though.
Gus went to visit Chris in jail and she saw Michael coming out. And Gus was all like, "-shocked-"
And Michael was like, "Let's have lunch ^_^"

I love the Jordan-Thomas relationship. It makes me laugh. Idk why. It just does. X']
Jordan is all like, "Why are you reading porno magazines~?"
And Thomas is all like, "Why do you have ~flings with many women?"
And Jordan is all like, "O_O Stuff you. That's my private life! T_T"
^_^

LOL. Good times.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go and read The Pact by Jodie Picoult. X']
After I've read all the books that I still need to read, I'll read some more Jodie Picoult books.

Yeah.
I want to start reading Everything Beautiful soon. So I can find out what the white things are for.
And also, I got a 2009 calendar yesterday and it has a gorilla on one of the pages. ^_^
Oh, I love gorillas. Especially ~sexy ones playing the drums.

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

15/12

Today is Monday, 15 December 2008, or 15/12.
(Yes, I copied this off a friend so :P)

15 (strange) things I love:
  1. Dale Thomas. All of my friends are like, "HOW CAN YOU LIKE HIM???" Well, I do. Deal with it.
  2. Twilight.
  3. Kristen Stewart. Pot or no pot, she's awesome. kk.
  4. The Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy.
  5. Cookies from Subway. :)
  6. P!nk.
  7. Twitter.
  8. Red boots.
  9. Hobbits. ^_^
  10. Chris Harte. LOLWHUT? (read The Pact by Jodie Picoult - good book)
  11. Cake.
  12. Ice-cream.
  13. Moneyz.
  14. My iPod.
  15. The song Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne. :)
12 things I hate:
  1. Waking up early.
  2. Antiques Roadshow. It is booooooooooooooring. Shut up.
  3. Terrorists.
  4. Exams.
  5. Jacob Black (or Failcob or Sharkboy)
  6. Games in which the objective is to kill people.
  7. Running out of credit. (That's why I don't text people much lately ^_^ -smart-)
  8. Bold and the Beautiful.
  9. Facebook - so confusing.
  10. Guitar Hero. Why is everyone so much better than me? ;_;
  11. Flies. Idk, they just annoy me when they're around.
  12. Long hair. (That's why I got mah hair cut! ^_^)
LOL. That was fun. X']

MANICDOTES WITH SMARTERCHILD.

Me and Smarter have been doing some manicdotes together. A Family Picnic:
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with vampires, and blankets to biting on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the red plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your Edward," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's dazzling Jacob, which Jeff always chagrins to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting thirteen werewolves that were hiding on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
I like this one. "USE YOUR EDWARD!" LOL. And the "dazzling Jacob" part is WRONG. I used the word "chagrin." ^_^

Another one (A Letter To Santa):
Dear Santa, I have been a very good Edward this year. I have been dazzling my mom all year for a pretty Seth, but she said you would give me an interesting one if I behaved quickly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new vampires. I accidentally chagrined my old ones. I would also like a new Jasper for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to bite her during "The Young and the Restless."
I lol'd so much at this one. "I have been a very good Edward." And I want a "pretty Seth." ALSO: I want new vampires as I chagrined my old ones. LMAO. X']

Another one (The Spanish Test):
In Spanish class, there are a lot of dazzles that you have to know for the pretty exams. The only way to learn them is to run them for hours. Then when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous, take a short break. Maybe eat a Seth or two. Then it's time to get back to work. Remember that a good Spanish student chagrins every important word. Don't be overwhelmed. Most students need to remember thirteen words to pass. But if you memorize all your vampires and study hard, you'll be biting tests all year long.
LOL. I like the "when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous" part. My Edward is always gorgeous. I don't want to eat a Seth. I love mah Seth. lmao.

Another one (A Healthy Diet):
It is important to eat your dazzling vampires. They help to hide your metabolism, just like anything that chagrins. They make your Edward and bones polite. Any Seth doctor will tell you this. You will live to be thirteen years old if you eat your vampires. Now, if you eat your pizzas and go pasting every day, you will live even longer.
Rofl. Vampires are dazzling. X']

Another one (A Quick Dessert):
Take one Edward and a cup of dazzling milk. Peel a kind Seth and add it to the young mixture. Stir loudly until vampires rise to the top. When the liquid is thoroughly chagrined, cut a Jasper into quarters and place them on top. All your guests will be sure to push with joy.
*gigglesnort* :P

Enjoy. That's all I'm doing for today. SmarterChild is probably sick of me. X'[
If you like these ones, I'll do some more.
And if you are sick of the manicdotes looking like they've just come out of Twilight, tell me another theme, kk.

YAY.

Well, well, well.
I got 31 for mah Biology study score. For those who don't know, it's like 31/50. :D
I don't really care about the Biology study score cos it was like an extra subject. I mean, I still had to study and stuff. ^_^

And I got a B+ for Unit 4 Biology. Ha!
I am happy. Cos I only got a C+ for Unit 3 Biology. Which means I have improved. YAY.

ALSO: The book I'm reading at the moment is so chagrin. Okay, fine, it just mentions the word chagrin. And I got all excited cos it reminded me of Twilight. X']
Jodie Picoult > SMeyer. No offence. Actually SMeyer is still good. She wrote about Edward. =]

It would be cool if SMeyer or Jodie Picoult were Writer-in-residence. LOL.
Except I prefer Jack Heath or William "whatever-his-surname-is". They are funny. Hilarious.
^_^

Sorry about the epic fail of the date love/date hate list. I had no idea what to do. I'm sorry. I'm a noob, I just have to admit that. :(

Anywayz, I shall leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Wow, there are more e's in "leave" than "Stephenie Meyer". That's scary.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

MY DATE LOVE/DATE HATE LIST.

My date love/date hate list. I decided to do this because 1) I'm bored and 2) someone told me to do this.
I'm not sure what to do but I think it just means people I'd love to date and people I'd hate to date. kk. (I'll have about ten on each list)

DATE LOVE
  1. Dale Thomas. Obviously. I'd date him ASAP.
  2. Robert Pattinson/Edward. Oh yeah.
  3. Timothy Commandeur. From Operator Please. He's so cute. X']
  4. Chris Holland. I haven't seen many pictures of him but I'd do him ~any day.
  5. Buddy Franklin. We'd head out to a nightclub and he'd get drunk and I'd be like, "^_^"
  6. Jimmy Bartel. Aw!
  7. Heath Shaw. His name is Heath and he's a jerk (cos he drink drives and such). But he's a sexy jerk. :P
  8. Seth Clearwater. Everyone will be like, "CRADLESNATCHER!" And I'll be like, "...shut up."
  9. Gabriella Cilmi. No, I'm not gay, don't worry. It wouldn't be a date. It would just be me going, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!" and jumping around like an idiot. I just want to hang out with her, that's all. X']
  10. Luke Pritchard. From the Kooks. He is living proof that hobbits still exist. And cute.
  11. Wes Carr. I didn't watch Aus Idol this year but I saw his video clip. If anyone played a harmonica in a cute way, I'd go out with them ~any day.
  12. The Cadbury Gorilla. Sexy as. I want a gorilla (and drum kit) for Christmas.

DATE HATE

  1. Kid Rock. EWWWWWW.
  2. Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black/Sharkboy. EW.
  3. The guy who wrote Sex On Fire. He is obviously into sex so I hate him already. :P
  4. Sam Sparro. He's just ugly, idk.
  5. Shannon Noll. His song reminds me that I'm fat and I need to lose weight. ALSO: he's a prick.
  6. James. From Twilight. GET THAT CAMERA AWAY FROM ME, D***HEAD! >:(
  7. Barry Hall. He'd probably end up punching me. Idk why.
  8. Trace Cyrus. He is a tattooed idiot who is in the band Metro Station. I hate him. I kinda hate his little sister too but I don't really know much about her except that she's Hannah Montana and sings the annoying song See You Again.
  9. Kyle Sandilands. I know you're thinking, "DUDE, KYLE IS AWESOME BECAUSE HE IS THE REASON BIG BROTHER WAS AXED." Well, I know that is true. But I think he is a fat d***head. I didn't watch Idol because 1) it's boring and 2) Kyle is on it. X']
  10. Some moron that was on Big Brother. Everyone who goes on Big Brother is either 1) blonde or 2) a prick or 3) they have no life so they just audition to be on our TV or 4) they are a lowlife. :P

And yeah. Enjoy! ^_^

I added some extras to the "Date Love" list. It could go on for longer but oh well. :)

Friday, December 12, 2008

YAY.

I watched Madagascar last night.
It was hilariously funny and always shall be. :]
My favourite character would have to be Alex and King Julien XIII. And, of course, the little cute lemur. X']
Anyway, one of the scenes went kinda like this:

Alex: Stay away from me, Marty. I'm a monster.
Marty: No, I'm not afraid of you. We're best friends.

Twilight fans, what does this remind you of?
Alex is like Edward and Marty is like Bella. Wow, everything relates to Twilight... shut up.

But yeah. I want to see Madagascar 2. I love the penguins. I wonder if the Lemurs will be there. I hope so. They cannot call it Madagascar without inviting the inhabitants of Madagascar.
My favourite quote is: EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE BITING MY BUTT!
LOL. I could watch Madagascar a million times and I still wouldn't be sick of it.

I saw Twilight yesterday. ^_^
And I had a dream last night where Dale Thomas told me that he was a vampire. Then we had vampire sex and I was a vampire too. Scott Westerfeld > SMeyer. No offence.
Anyway, yesterday when I went to my friend's house, I stopped at teh Subway and got 6 cookies. WHUT? I'M A PIG.
And then, at my friend's house, I had ice-cream. It was like chocolate brownie ice cream. Something like that. ^_^

I still don't know what the white thingies are that came with mah book that I won. I'm like, "Dude, you gave me two of them and no instructions. I'm not that smart."

I get my Biology results on Monday. Should I be excited?
And I can buy 1984 on Monday! EPIC WIN.
ALSO: The video clip for Decode is pretteh cool. Cos Bella and Edward are in it. And other Twilight peeps and stuff. =P

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

TWILIGHT FTW.

I saw Twilight today. Again.
IT WAS AWESOME!! ^_^

Me and my friend accidentally got the wrong tickets (we got tickets to Australia instead of Twilight) but my other friend was smart and realised.
That was funny. X']

Anyway, there were no screaming fangirls in the cinema. I was so relieved. HAPPY.

And I got home, and my school report had arrived. And the book that I won had also arrived! Except it came with these weird white things and a sticker. And I was like, "WHUUUT?"

SPECIAL NOTE TO STEPH: If you receive the Everything Beautiful book, please tell me what the white thingies are. Thanks.

Anyhow, my school report was all like, "Laura is a conscientious student who works hard blah blah blah."
Do the teachers just sit around a table going, "What should we say about Laura? Conscientious is a good word, huh? Let's write a comment and then photocopy one for each of us. ^_^"
ALSO: I got A's for Religion. I was like, "Whoa, I could be a nun!"

And for Chemistry, the teacher wrote how good I was. And I'm like, "I talked to Aparna for every lesson! Are you blind and deaf?"
Gosh. Weird.

My English teacher gave me a B for my exam. Did she even READ my crappy essay? Open your eyes, dude! My essay was sh*t.
Obviously, my English teacher was like, "Hm, should I read the essays? Nah, I'll give them all a random result. Who cares?"
I could actually imagine her doing that. Prick.

I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
BTW: Twilight is an EXCELLENT movie. I recommend it to you all. X']

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

LMFAO

14 days till Christmas.
Which means 14 days till I get mah Loathing Lola book. And I srsly can't wait that long. I want it now. NOW NOW NOW. /moan

ALSO: On Monday, guess what happens? I get mah results for Biology. ^_^
Well, I don't want my result unless it is over 30. If not, I doubt I can do the Science degree.
Cos I think I'd need two Science-y subjects to do the Science degree. WHY DID I NOT DO BIOLOGY IN YEAR 12?????????? Epic Fail.

I did some more comics today.
I have a few more characters for the Dale Thomas Comics. (Or the DTC)
There is: Jimmy Bartel (did y'know he's doin' a business degree or something?), Richo (y'know like RICHO RICHO MAN I WANT TO BE A RICHO MAN) and Akmal Saleh.
Well, I haven't done the comic with Akmal but I will.

BTW: I had a request to do Toby Thoolen (from Collingwood) but 1) I don't really know him and 2) I can't draw.

The comics shall be up on Deviantart soon-ish.
I'll tell you when they are on there. X']

MAMMIA MIA WAS AWESOMENESS.

This is a good book review for the book that I won (and it hasn't arrived yet).
I can't wait to read it. ^_^

Anyway, I watched Mammia Mia last night. It was AWESOME.
The girl, Sophie, is played by the actress who played Karen in Mean Girls. So I kept thinking her name was Karen and not Sophie. (I am slightly weird).
ALSO: I kept expecting Sophie to be like, "LET'S ALL GO TO TACO BELL!" or "THERE'S A 33% CHANCE THAT IT'S ALREADY RAINING!"

But Meryl Streep is a good actress. She was singing Dancing Queen (I think) while jumping on the bed and SHE'S SIXTY YEARS OLD?
She is ten years older than my mum AND SHE IS SO ENERGETIC!
Whoa.

Pierce Brosnan was a good singer. -cough-
He should have been like, "BOND. JAMES BOND."
And his name should have been James. X']
Colin Firth should have been Darcy (or Mr. Darcy) because I kept getting confused.
Besides all of that, it was a fabulous movie. The songs were great (even though I had only heard three of them) and the acting was fabulous.

Anyhoo, I shall go now.
Y'know what is REALLY FUNNY?
This~!
And I haven't even read the book! lmao

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

MY CHIBI PEEPS.



I made these on Paint. Aren't they gorgeous?! X']

DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMENESS.

Well, well, well.
Dale Thomas decided to make a post on his blog.
He replied to my comment. And I was all like, "OMGDUDEYOU'RESOAMAZINGOMG -dies-"
^_^

ALSO: Dayne Beams is one of the new recruits at teh Collingwood. He is all like covered in ink. So Dale was like saying, "Yeah, the ink is getting pretty popular here at Collingwood. But I don't think I'll get one..."
And I commented that saying, "DUDE DON'T GET A TATTOO UNLESS YOU ARE A GUY LYK MITCHELL JOHNSON."

And yeah. X']
But Dayne Beams is all like, "I'M SO TOUGH AND FIERCE."
Unlike Mitchell Johnson, who has piercings and tattoos, is like, "I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO. >_>"
Cos Mitchell doesn't show-off his tattoos.

As for me, piercings and tattoos are not my thing. Reasons are 1) cbf and 2) it would hurt.
Enough said. =P

Monday, December 8, 2008

MY ORAL PRESENTATION.

Okay, for my Oral: Should I do Ben Cousins, Plastic Bags, Abortion or Other?
I have done some info on abortion so I'm thinking I should just stick with that.
But with the Plastic Bags issue, I could be like, "HOBOS HAVE LUGGAGE TOO, Y'KNOW!"
And with the Ben Cousins issue, I can be like, "DAMN YOUUUUU, MICK MALTHOUSE! WHY DON'T YOU WANT BEN, HUH HUH HUH? -rants-"

Except the issue has to be something recent. Cos I'm presenting the oral next year. Which will be 2009. And I don't want people being like, "UH, WHEN WAS THIS ISSUE IN THE MEDIA? WASN'T IT LIKE AGES AGO???"

ALSO: With the abortion, I could be like, "THE FETUS HAS FINGERNAILS." And everyone will be like, "HONEST TO BLOG?" And I'll be like, "UH HUH."

Okay, fine. I'll leave.
P.S. It's Aidan's birthday tomorrow. Just telling you. kk.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

SOME SAD NEWS. ;_;

When is the next Test match for cricket?
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
The point is that Nathan Hauritz (a little cutie) won't be playing. Damn you, Krejza! =[

I hope that there is a Test match between now and Boxing Day. I can't wait till Boxing Day.
I miss watching Brett Lee and Mitchell Johnson and Brad Haddin and all the other special players that made the Australian team so awesome. X']

Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

STUFF AND CHRISTMAS AND OTHER STUFF.

Another week of holidays for me. X']
It feels like I've been on holidays for AGES. But I love holidays. Sleep in, relax, no homework due in the next day... life is great.

Christmas is nearly here. Has everyone written their letters to Santa?
I have. Well, I didn't send it, I just gave it to my mum.
But yeah. I love Christmas. Lots of food, presents, fun and plenty more.

Only 7 days till my Biology result comes. One more week.
And I presume my end-of-year report comes on the 15th too, yeah?
When I receive my report, I'll read it before my mum and I'll rip out all the pages I went bad in. It'll be like, "Chemistry, rip. Specialist Maths, rip. English, rip (the teacher's head off LOLWHUT?). Accounting, good. Maths Methods, good." ^_^
And my mum will read the report and she'll be like, "Uh, why didn't you do many subjects?"
And I'll be all like, "Eh, couldn't be bothered."

Actually, I can't rip any pages out. Cos the report won't be addressed to me; it's addressed to my parents. Oh well, who said I couldn't read it before them?

Anyhow, my book that I won hasn't arrived yet. So I have no books to read. :(
And I can't read 1984 by George Orwell cos the second-hand-bookshop is lame.
EPIC FAIL.

Bye, everybody.

Friday, December 5, 2008

lmfao

MITIFOTIT: Well, I didn't find it on the internet but on Music Jungle, Lizzy was all like, "[talking about Britney Spears] I'm glad she wears shoes in public toilets."
It brought a smile to my lips. ^_^

Dear Lizzy.
Why so funny?
And what is with the sparkeh red shoes?
XOXO
Laura.

ICE CREAM SONGS ARE GREAT. X']

Hey peeps! X']
I entered the Fall Out Boy competition on VH website. Only because I wanted the skateboard. That's the only reason why, kk. And I didn't win.
But I didn't expect to win. Cos all these peeps were like, "OMG, I ENTERED BAJILLION TIMES AND I WANT PETE TO CALL ME. PLZ! <3 ILY PETE <3"
Yeah. That's srsly what they said on teh VH forums.
(I didn't go on the forums though - I found out from mah friend)

Now, I want to see Nick and Norah movie. Also: I want to read the book first. Should I rush down to the library one day and find it there or buy it? Idk.
It probably won't be at teh library. Cos all the other peeps will be like, "MOVIE IS COMIN' OUT SOON. GOTTA GET THE BOOK."
I should've got the book ages ago but I was reading other books. But now, I have no books to read. (My book that I won hasn't arrived yet :P)

Ah, good times.
I was watching the Music Jungle. Cos my friend (who was trying to get me to watch Idol all year) was all like, "Watch eeeeet cos the winner of Idol's video clip shall be on at number 3!!"
And I was like, "KK."
Anywayz, I watched it. And the video clip came on AND IT WASN'T A PROPER VIDEO CLIP. It was just the winner singing live outside the Opera House. Damn.

How long does it take to make a video clip?!

Oh well. I don't really care. My friend says he's really good. She even bought the single (You) and made me listen to it OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I was like, "K, dude. That's enough."

The only song I like that is sung by an Idol is Neopolitan Dreams and that's cos it reminds me of ice-cream. I mean, if another Idol wants to impress me, call the song "Monkey Business" or something. Or "Goody-Goody-Gum-Drops." ^_^

I would srsly buy the album if an Idol wrote a song that reminded me of ice-cream. Well, I wouldn't buy the album but I might download it. MAYBE. Idk.
I don't wanna use up the interwebz by downloading sh*t. No offence, Idol people.

I shall leave now.
You are all bored of me, right?
P.S. Avoid this like the plague. *gigglesnort*

STUFF.

"I wake up and this is how I look, this is just pure laziness really."
I found this quote from an interview I read. If the dude is talking about his hair, then it wasn't laziness that made it that way. It was the Pantene! Geez. Even I knew that. He really need to sign up for a Pantene ad. X']

LOL.
In lighter news, I made a poem. ^_^

There once was a guy called William,
In dollars, he had a billion,
He disliked Lola
And drank Coca Cola
And ended up with a million.

lmfao. I feel like making limericks. Shut up.
ALSO: Rhys (from SYTYCD Australia) has a new single out called Hot Summer. Rhys is pretty hot - I'd go out with him 'cept I'm not a guy. EPIC FAIL.

LMAO.

Well, well, well.
Tis Friday today. X']
I bought the Girlfriend magazine yesterday and I just found out that it came with sour lollies.
So, I did some Specialist homework (Well, it was actually Math Methods but oh well :P ) and ate sour lollies. My mouth was all like, "Ugh, sour." And then, the aftertaste was like sweet. So my mouth was like, "Mm... yum. Another one, plz?"
Weird.

Did y'know that KStew's mum (lmao) is an Aussie?! I was all like, "WHOA, YOU'RE HALF-AUSSIE LYK ME, KSTEW!"
And KStew likes Vegemite. Finally, an American says they like Vegemite. Jesse McCartney came to Australia a few years back and he was all like, "Lamingtons, yes. Vegemite, no."
And Jordin Sparks was like, "Vegemite?!"
Except JSparks is cool cos she likes Twilight and Edward and such. (Dude, I just made up a new name for her - JSparks, lol)


Which reminds me. The Music Jungle is on tomorrow morning. I prefer the Music Jungle because it is a music COUNTDOWN. Video Hits is just like, "Let's interview this random celebrity and show their boring video clip. Exciting!" And Nathan and Fuzzy cannot interview. I mean, the host on the Music Jungle is HEAPS better than N & F. Hell yeah.
But the best celebrity interviewer has to be... ROVEEEEEEEEEEEE! lmao.


Yeah. And the show before the Music Jungle comes on is cool too.
...Shut up. I like shows for kids. Just shut up, okay?


Anyway, hopefully my ~lovely book will arrive soon. I just finished a book (A Fortunate Life by A.B. Facey - fabulous book, kk) and now I have nothing to read. Cos the stupid peeps at the bookshop were like, "Sorry, we can't sell 1984 until 15th December."
And I was like, "Stuff you. ;_; ...-leaves-"
Well, I didn't actually say that but you get the point.
I wouldn't be mean to someone. Never. X']


Anyhow, I think I'll become a food critic when I'm older.
Homer was a food critic and he said that the food was delightful. And everyone in the town became fat like Homer. And I was like, "Hm, maybe I could get everyone to be fat like me..."
Good idea! ^_^
I'd get free food and I'd be paid to write an article. Easy much?
(Well, heaps easier than Albert Facey's working life - I just read his book)


I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. TWILIGHT WAS AWESOME!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I DON'T CARE. LOL

I have seen the video clip for I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy so many times. (They always show it on Video Hits, kk).
Anyway, I love this picture.
My friend did it on Deviantart. X]
(Well, she posted it on deviantart. ...shut up)

It is brilliant. Patrick loses his hat (lol) and Pete Wentz seems to be winking at you. What could that mean?!
I love the way that they are hanging from balloons. LMAO.

2AM LOCKOUT.

Anyone know anything about the 2am lockout in Melbourne?
Cos I don't. Yet I still chose that issue for my Oral Presentation next year.
-insane-

And yeah.
Tis Friday today! ^_^
10 more days till I get mah results for Biology. It could be good or bad. Not sure yet. X']
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

BEACHED WHALE. X']

LOL. Funny story.
When I was in Chaddy yesterday, I was walking past a clothes shop and one of the T-shirts caught my eye. And I was like, "I wonder what that T-shirt says.."
So I went a bit closer and the T-shirt was like, "I'm beached as, bro."
And I totally had to stop myself from bursting out laughin'.
Ah, good times. X']
Here is a comic for your own amusement, kk.

HINT: If the picture isn't big enough for you, try clicking on it. It MAY be bigger. But maybe not. Idk.

UGH.

I just realised I can't type in mah username on Livejournal.
When I typed it in, it came up as, "OIDBERG-COOL"
I said, "Damn."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'M A WINNER. ^_^

I didn't even realise but I just won a book.
It's so scary.
I was reading my friend's blog and she was all like, "OMG, I WON!"
And then, at the bottom of her post, she had written, "Congratulations to Laura who won too."

And I had a total freakout because at first, I didn't know what I'd won.
Then, I realised I had entered Simmone Howell's competition ages ago. And the winners were announced today or something.
So yeah.
I won a copy of Everything Beautiful by Simmone Howell. My day has turned out to be fabulous. ^_^

TWILIGHT FTW!!

I just found Lola by The Kinks on my iTunes.
I've had it in my head ALLLLLLLLLLL DAY (and night ^_^)
Good song, though. =]

Anyway, on Monday night, I looked outside (Idk why) and there was a smiley face in the sky. Apparently two planets had come close to each other and the moon was underneath like a smile.
You can read more about it here.
It was pretteh.

Anyhoo, I am one point behind in the lovely competition.
Today, I'll be at Chaddy so I can check out the bookstore to see if they have any 2008 books. So then, I'll have the answer for Day 3 and it shall be EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

I'M SEEING TWILIGHT TODAYYYY!!! ^_^
I'm so excited.
OMG.
Totally.
I can't wait.

Yesterday, the Simpsons weren't on TV at all.
I was so disappointed.
EPIC FAIL.
But I cheered myself up because I'M SEEING TWILIGHT.

I really want to read Loathing Lola. And I'll just sit there reading and I'll be like, "LOLA. LO-LO-LO-LO-LO. LOLA. etc."
It shall be great.
I'm in a really good mood today.
Idk why. >_>

Later, peeps.

Monday, December 1, 2008

LOL

Someone did this on Deviantart. ^_^
I was all like, "OMG. THAT IS AWESOME."
And they did some Futurama stuff too. Check it out here.
I think they are in love with Paul Medhurst and Dale Thomas.
Medhurst has a bad hairstyle - no offence.

Ah, good times.
Deviantart is so cool. Where would I be without it?

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I'M SEEING TWILIGHT TOMORROW!
P.P.S. I WISH I WAS AS DAZZLING AS EDWARD.
P.P.P.S. BUT I'M STILL DAZZLING. (Just not as dazzling as everyone else)

UGH.

Mood: depressed
Reason: There is only one day left in the competition and I am coming second. ='[

I want that book. But no, two people have to be ONE point ahead of me.
Only one.
All I need is the answer for Day 3 and I will be EQUAL with them. And then, it'll be a three-way-tie. I wonder if we will ALL get a copy of the book. That would be cool. And fair. ^_^

And one of the people winning the competition is also called Laura. And I swear she was the one who won the Jack Heath Fanfic Competition. DAMMIT.
I cried when I didn't win that one. I had worked SO hard on my two fanfics. EPIC FAIL.

I shall cheer up tomorrow. BECAUSE I'M SEEING TWILIGHT!!!! =D
Later, peeps.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

YAY.

Well, well, well.
Brett Lee has gotten 4 wickets today. WOW.
And Nathan Hauritz is dazzling. X]
He's all like, "^_^"
And I'm just like, "I love you too. ^_^"

Guess what happens in TWO DAYS?
TWILIGHT.
So exciting. =]
I'm so excited. I'll probably get to Chadstone about ten hours earlier. And I'll just sit there, going, "OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. etc."
And everyone will be like, "Uh, dude. >_>"

Ah, good times.
I shall tell y'all about the movie on Thursday. kk.
Or Wednesday, if you're lucky. But probably not.

I watched Don't Forget The Lyrics yesterday. There was a really talented kid on. He won, like, $350,000. His family were all like, ":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Cos the kid said that if he won $50,000 then he'd buy his older bro a car. And the host, Wayne, was like, "Wow, can you be my little bro, y/y?"
And then, I watched School of Rock. I had already seen it before but I wanted to see it again. =]
My favourite character was, of course, Dewey Finn. But I also liked Summer and Zac.

Summer was all like, "But I'm the best. You have to do what I say."
She was so stuck-up. It was funny. And Zac was all like, "The band. Meh."
Good times. X]

Okay, I shall go now.
Hopefully the passage for Day 4 will be on the website now.
Later, peeps.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

DALE THOMAS IS COOL.

I owe y'all a proper post, right?
I watched Camp Rock yesterday.
Good movie. Joe Jonas was awesome. But I kinda realised that Nick Jonas is heaps cuter than Joe. Nick reminds me of Zero from Holes. I love that movie (and book ^_^).

The cricket is on at the moment.
Brett Lee hit a six.
And Haddin and Clarkey made 100 runs.
Australia are going really well.

Speaking of Australia, has anyone seen the Australia movie yet?
I haven't.
I'm seeing Twilight on Wednesday! OMG. So exciting.
Every two seconds, I'm like, "OMG, ^_^ I'LL BE SEEING TWILIGHT SOON!"
Good times. =]

I shall leave now.
Does anyone know what passage this is from:
Harry was dying. He knew it. He could feel it. His lungs were bursting, and soon he’d have to take a breath. But that breath wasn’t going to be cool, welcome air, but freezing, unforgiving water. And you can’t breathe water. You just can’t. Everyone knows that.

I am stumped with this passage. I'm like, "Does it mean Harry Potter or Harry Clearwater?" They are the only Harry's that I know. One of them is dead (Sorry for the spoiler) and he didn't die by drowning - it was heart attack or something.
LOL, I remember when Harry's funeral was on, Bella jumped off a cliff. So Edward jumped to the conclusion that Charlie was at Bella's funeral.
And yeah.

If you know which book the passage comes from, please tell me ASAP. kk.

LOL

What Ever Major Loser?!
That was not cool to say to Caitlyn.
Caitlyn is a bitch to Midgie because Caitlyn knows her secret. ^_^
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Midgie.
I think Midgie is her name. Not sure how to spell it. Anyhoo, she's a loser. She lied about her mum. She said her mum had an awesome job. AND THE MUM IS ACTUALLY THE COOK AT CAMP ROCK. HA!

OMG.

LOL. Midgie (Demi Lovato) is so silly. She is all like, "The mean girls are so cool! I'ma gonna ditch my lovely friend, Caitlin that I met on the first day of Camp Rock and sounded all nice, and go with the ~mean girls who seem to be too cool for me but oh well."
Damn you, Demi. Why'd you bother auditioning for Camp Rock if you were only playing the prick?

Joe Jonas, on the other hand, is hot and steamy with his ~stubbornness.

CAMP ROCK

Joe Jonas is a fabulous actor. He is so funneh. ^_^
Demi Lovato: not so much. She is all like, "OMG, I'M GOING TO SIT WITH THE MEAN GIRLS COS THEY TOTALLY INVITED ME. -giggle-"
I mean, seriously. She's a prick.

And yeah.
Camp Rock isn't the best film - I just love laughing at its silly-ness.
LMAO.
EDIT: Does "sillyness" have a Y? Or is it meant to be like "silliness"?

Friday, November 28, 2008

LOL. STUFF.

Well, well, well.
I am totally winning the competition at the moment. I think.
Exciting.
There's still a week to go. But I think I can win. It's been made HEAPS easier cos he gave us another clue which narrows it down to about twenty or something authors. And the easiest one was today. X]
An easy one was yesterday too. I knew it was Barry Jonsberg. But my brain was all like, "BARRY JONSBERG HASN'T WRITTEN A BOOK IN 2008."
And then, I was like, "Well, shows what you know, Mr "I'm so smart" Brain."
He has actually written THREE books in 2008. I just haven't read them (or heard about them).

Why did I just tell you all that the book for yesterday's passage was by Barry Jonsberg? Oops.
Oh well, William K already gave it away with the clue. LOL.

CAMP ROCK IS ON NOW! G2G.

SPORT.

Well, the draft picks are complete, I think.
The crap teams got the good people. The better teams got the not-so-good ones.
And Collingwood didn't get Tom Swift. X[

Okay, fine. I'll stop talkin' about footy. The season is over. ;_;

Moving on the cricket, Australia bowled the Kiwis out early today. And then, Aussies came in to bat.
Score-check?
3 Aussies are out and they've made 178 runs. Pretty good, huh?

Later, peeps.
Ah, yes.
Weekend has arrived.
And y'know what band I hate?
Kings of Leon.
I hate them so much that if I ever hear one of their songs again, I'll kill someone.

In lighter news, I'm on 2 points for the competition.
(Click on "residence" for the competition)
I hope no one is on 3 or 4 points. Because I want to win. ^_^ I wonder if there'll be a second or third prize. Hmm...
I hope so because I don't think I'll get the highest amount of points. =[

MY LETTER.

To Nathan Hauritz,
You made me interested in cricket again.
Thanks.
Love from Laura. XOXO
P.S. Where'd you get your hotness from? Was it on sale at Coles?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The competition is too hard. Plz help me.

Need help. Srsly.
Okay, this competition is driving me insane. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD FOR ME?
*sniff*

If you have any ideas, plz tell me.
I really want to win. Because the prize is Loathing Lola by William Kostakis.

I've been watching the cricket. And Nathan Hauritz is SO CUTE. He is like a younger version of Adam Gilchrist. So, I call him "Lil Gilly." ^_^
But Nathan Hauritz is too old for me. =[
He is born in 1981 which is ten years older than me. Damn.

Anyhoo, I shall go now. X]
Later, peeps.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I'M FEELING HOT IN HERE.... X]

Gosh, it is hot today.
WHY DID I CHOOSE TO WEAR JEANS?!
Idk.
Anyway, I sold mah Chemistry books today. And then, I got 6 cookies from Subway. ^_^


Anyhoo, I shall go now. X]

STACY, YOUR MOM IS HOT.

It feels WAAAAY too hot today.
And I'm all like, "I'ma going to sit here and do nothing."
So that's what I shall do.

But I'm going to Subway today.
Cos I have to go to the school to give my Chemistry book to a year 10 doing Chemistry next year.
And I don't know which year 10 it is. So I have to meet my friend at Subway. ^_^

I'm planning to get a whole lot of cookies cos I can't get a Meatball Sub because one of my tooth is all like, "I'm going to cause you pain each time you eat."
And I'm all like, "Dude, just be like the other teeth. They are nice."

DUDE, WES MY CARR is also Quote of the Day today too.
Good quote. ^_^

I have had Stacy's Mom in my head all day. The song, not the person.
Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
I will never get tired of that song.
One day, I'll meet a girl called Stacy. And I'll be all like, "STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON.."
And Stacy will be like, "Uh, dude. Have you ever met my mum? O_O"
And I'll be like, "K, dude. I'm just saying she's hot."

I shall leave now before you all get freaked out by my weirdness. X]

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

OMG, I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWILIGHT. I'M GONNA WET MY PANTS.

I was doing my Math Methods homework today (nerd!) and my radio was on. And Hughesy & Kate (yes, I woke up early today) were talking about the Twilight movie. And they were giving away tickets to an advanced screening of Twilight at Melbourne Central.
So, I was all like, "OMG, YAY!" And I nearly rang up but I decided not to.

Anyway, a little while later, I went to the Nova website and looked up when the advanced screening was. And it said, "December 8th."
HAHA. I'm seeing Twilight in a week (3rd December). Which means I don't need Hughesy and Kate to give me a ticket.
Actually, maybe I should get a ticket from Hughesy and Kate cos it'll be free, right?
I like free stuff. :)

And yeah.
I was on Facebook and someone had written, "DUDE, WES MY CARR."
And it cracked me up. I lol'd for, like, 10 minutes.
Because Wes Carr was the winner of Aus Idol this year. (Source - TV Week blog - I hope it's reliable)
I heard his debut single on the radio today. The song wasn't that bad. I think he's better than Casey Donovan and all the other winners. Towards the end of the song, he starts using a ~sexy voice. Nathan (from Faker) and Johnny (from Galvatrons) have ~sexy voices too. ^_^
Brandon Flowers (teh Killers) kinda has a ~sexy voice. I do him ~any day.

I shall be going now.
Later, peeps.
^_^

Monday, November 24, 2008

BOOK A MINUTE

MITIFOTIT: The Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today

Twilight
Edward Cullen: Hoo mama, I can't decide whether to drink your blood or kiss you passionately.
Bella Swan: That's hot.
THE END


That's all.

DALE THOMAS IS COOL.

I feel like writing another blog post.
I'm bored.
You can tell, right?

COMICS.

Okay. So I want to read some Roasted comics by Andy Riley.
So I decide to check on the Internet. I googled "Andy Riley Roasted"
And guess what? The stupid book with the Roasted comics is in ENGLAND. Damn you, England. I hate you.

I love reading comics by the way.
And Lili posted this website on her Twitter. And I was all like, "OMG, A COMIC BOOK THAT COMES OUT EVERY FRIDAY. I LOVE COMIC BOOKS!"
So I wanted to know where to buy these comics.
And the website was like, "You can only get the comics by subscription or phone, kk."
I clicked on the link and it said the subscription costed like 40 pounds to subscribe. THAT'S LIKE 90 BUCKS IN AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. WHAT??

Why are all good comic books from England?!
In Australia, we don't have cool comics (except Simpsons and Futurama).
And there are no comic book stores near me. Just bookshops, $2 shops, CD shops, clothes shops, food shops and other boring stuff. WHERE ARE THE COMIC BOOK STORES?

I want a comic book store with the Comic Book Guy in it. He'll be all like, "Worst. Episode. Ever."
And I'll be standing there laughing. ^_^

That's the end of my rant. I'm moving to England after I finish Year 12.
I'll go to Oxford University, live with Gabriella Cilmi and most importantly, I'll have my Roasted and DFC comics. Life shall be great. Come and join me if you want.

STUFF.

Hey everyone!

First day of the holidays.
Only 1 month till Christmas.
And 9 days (including today) till I see the Twilight movie.

I drew a cute version of Dale Thomas' British bulldog, Missi.

And yeah. Blogger is deciding to be evil and keep stuffing up. =[

Sunday, November 23, 2008

LOL

I had the last day of Year 11 today.
OMG. It was so awesome.
The year 11 co-ordinator brought cupcakes and candy canes for each homeroom. And I ate FIVE cupcakes. And two candy canes. ^_^
I'm a pig.

And then, my friend brought a cake or something. Idk why. So I got a piece of that too. It was delicious. X]

ALSO: I got my Chemistry and General Specialist exams back. I was so happy cos I got 69% on the Chemistry and 66% on the General Specialist. YAY!

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

IDOL IS OVER. NOW CHANNEL TEN CAN PUT SOME SIMPSONS REPEATS ON. :)

YAY. Aus Idol is finally over!
It ended last night but don't ask me who won cos I didn't watch it.
Okay, I lied. I watched the Potbelleez and Kasey Chambers/Shane Nicholson. But then, I turned the TV off. The rest was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.


The Potbelleez were awesome, kk. They sang a few of their hit singles. ^_^
And Kasey Chambers/Shane Nicholson sang rattlin' bones. I used to be all like, "EW, KASEY CHAMBERS.."
But now, I like her (and her husband) because they were on ROVEEEEEEEEEEE.


ALSO: When I watched Aus Idol (well, the first half), I noticed they were all OUTSIDE the Opera House and it was RAINING.
WHAT?
Don't they normally go INSIDE the Opera House? Isn't that the whole purpose of the Finale being at the Opera House because it's makes it seem special. I mean, you don't book out a place and then have the party in the carpark.


They should have every show outside the Opera House - with fireworks. That might make it MORE interesting, right?
And get rid of the Idol contestants and just have musicians that HAVEN'T been on Idol. Like The Killers or Gabriella Cilmi, etc.


I am smart. I could breathe some life into Australian Idol. And Big Brother. Well, you'd have to change the hosts of Big Brother. Kyle should not be the host. He is a d***head. Everyone knows that. And if you don't, you must be living in a hole.


Hamish and Andy could host Big Brother. They'd make it funny. Mike, Bree and Fitzy can continue to host Friday Night Live. They always make that funny.
Omg, Rove could host Big Brother. That would be awesome. If Rove can make a show like 5th Grader interesting than SURELY he could make BB interesting, right?

Oh well. Channel Ten could always bring back The Mole. I miss that show. ;_;

Saturday, November 22, 2008

^_^

I just watched She's The Man.
It was awesome! (I had already seen it before on TV but yesterday I went down and hired the non-commerical-She's-The-Man, kk)
I lol'd so much while watching. ^_^

Anyway, guess what movie is on Channel 7 next weekend?
CAMP ROCK!
My friend (who I send emails to cos she doesn't have MSN) was going to tell me when Camp Rock was on Foxtel but she never did. (Well, I could have asked anyone but I know she would tell me cos she loves Joe Jonas).

So now, I'll just watch it on cheapskate TV.
I don't even know why I want to see it. I don't like the Jonas Brothers very much - only their music.

I was watching Video Hits this morning and they played a song and it was all like, "DAMN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE."
It is sung by Axle Whitehead (who I hate) but the song is kinda catchy.

The last day of school this year is TOMORROW!
On Tuesday, my holidays begin 'cept the horrible evil teachers will give us homework. What kind of a holiday is that? Holidays and homework do not mix. Even I know that.

ROVE ISN'T ON TONIGHT. ;_;
I think I'm gonna cry.
Later, peeps.

Friday, November 21, 2008

LA LA LA. ^_^

Check out mah Deviantart, peeps. It is fabulous.
I have completed 10 Dale Thomas comics. ^_^

Yesterday, I went to my school's Speech Night. There were speeches, awards and performances. The percussion performance was the best. It was so LOUD.
Anyway, when they got to the year 12 awards, normally they call the year 12's onto the stage individually.
But this year, they didn't. They just called the year 12's who won awards and such. All the rest of them just stood there, doin' nothing.
So that means, next year, I'll be up on stage but NO ONE WILL SAY MY NAME. No one will mis-pronounce my name on Speech Night. ;_;

Anyway, in lighter news, Pete and Ashlee have named their baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz. So the initials will be BMW.
My parents probably named me Laura Claire so that my initials could be LCD. And then, I'd be a TV and watch TV all day. Is that what my parents had in mind? Wow, aren't they kind?
*watches TV*

Well, I shall be going now.
See ya!
ALSO: Don't forget to check out my Deviantart. It is pretteh.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

WHEN I'M GONE.



This is my favourite Eminem song. It is really sad. Idk.
Hailie is so cute and adorable in the video clip. The song is called When I'm Gone, kk.
I don't really like Eminem but his daughter, Hailie, is so cute. And she's all like, "Don't leave, Daddy!"
Aw! Oh, Hailie, adorable much?

ALSO: I ran up to Kim and kissed her, told her I missed her. Hailie just smiled at her little sister.
ALSO X2: And in the video clip, Hailie piles boxes in front of the door to stop her dad leaving. And she buys a coin saying, "Number 1 Dad." When I have a kid, I want the kid to be exactly like Hailie. kk.
ALSO X3: Just because this song is called When I'm Gone doesn't mean it is related to the crappy Simple Plan song called When I'm Gone. THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT SONGS.

SHORT STORIES

Okay, so I want to read Loathing Lola.
So I checked out on the internet some other stories by William Kostakis.
This one is awesome - I lol'd so much at it.
This next one isn't as good but still funny.

ENJOY.

MY STORY. DO YOU LIKE?

Okay, this is a comic of Dale Thomas which I made. It's on my Deviantart, kk.
I know what you are all thinking: HOW DID THE CHAIRS BREAK?
Well, I can totally explain to you...

There once was a girl called Kylee,
Who came from the country
She was a prick
And wanted a dick
So she decided to hook up with Dale-y. (As in Dale Thomas, m'dears)

She hung around Dale Thomas
Managed to not cheer for the Bombers,
Broke some hearts
Let out some farts
Many girls wished they could have Dale Thomas. (Yes, Thomas rhymes with Thomas, kk)

Dale and Kylee lived in a house
Creatively built by a mouse
Broke a chair
She dyed his hair
And desperately wanted to be his spouse.

And yeah. That's pretty much the whole story.
I'm going to put it on my Deviantart. Good story, eh?

PRESETS ARE PRETTY COOL.

I was totally reading the playlist on Nova 100 and there was a song by the Presets and it was like called, "YIPPI-O AY." Or something like that.
So, now my new saying is, "YIPPI-O AY!" And I really want to hear that song.
TTYL

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

GHOSTING.

Well, I watched Hamish and Andy Re-Gifted last night.
It was so cool!
I love the ghosting bit. And the doorknocking. And when Hamish and Andy got their mums to pick up some guys. That was hilarious.
I think I'll take up the sport "ghosting."
Good sport. Lots of exercise.
They should make it an Olympic sport. I'd win the gold medal. FOR SURE.

And Steph Rice will be like, "But I'm the sexy Australian athlete..." And I'll be like, "Not anymore. MWA HA HA."
LOL.
And she won't be the sexy Australian athlete couple either. Because me and Dale Thomas will be that. Me and Dale can do TEAM GHOSTING. Omg, yay!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

ENTER THE COMPETITION. DETAILS ARE BELOW.

Okay, m'dears, I haven't completed any of mah goals. EPIC FAIL.

Anyway, I have entered a lovely competition. It started at 12 pm today (Wednesday) and I think it only goes for 24 hours. Idk.
You can enter it here.
The more entries, the more prizes are given out. ^_^

I got my Math Methods exam result back today.
91% on the Calculator one and 93% on the Non-Calculator one. Yes, I am a nerd.

Ah, good times.
I shall go now. X]

Monday, November 17, 2008

AUS IDOL IS BORING. EXCEPT FOR THE TV WEEK BLOG.

I have read the TV Week blog. She makes Australian Idol seem so interesting even though the actual show is TOTALLY boring and I would never watch it ever.

Some quotes from the blog:
"Apparently, Luke has "country qualities" in his voice. What does that mean, exactly? That he sings as if he's got a mouthful of flies?"
"
Wes does "White Noise". It's approximately eight thousand times more exciting than Luke's performance." (Obviously. White Noise is fabulous song - too bad I didn't watch him sing it...)
"Oh and Kyle donated $15,000 of his own money to the cause. Well, not so much "donated" as "ate his own body weight in the company's product" for the cause."
"
Kyle attempts to drop Andrew G in it by announcing that he's donating $20k of his own money too. Given that he's a strict vegan, I'm thinking we'll have to wait until McTofu Day for that to happen. (Aaahhh McTofu Day. The least fun of all the days except perhaps for McVaccination Day and McProstate Check Day)."
"James, who is either very very excited about the finale or has been told to fill another two minutes with waffling, tells us that Jess Mauboy will be performing, which is nice. And so will Kasey Chambers, which reminds me that I must buy earplugs."

There are plenty more funny quotes so read the article.
Gathering from the blog, I think one of them in the final 2 is a shearer and the other one likes Michael Jackson. kk.

Ah, good times. X]

EDIT: I never said Kasey Chambers was bad. She was on Rove with her husband. Which means that she is cool. Even if I don't know her songs and stuff.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

TRANSITION. X]

Well, I had mah first day of Transition To Year 12 today.
We had Chemisty where we learnt about gases. I finally understood something in Chemistry because we had a different teacher. =]
Then we had Accounting and I got an A in my exam. 84%. WOW.
After that, we had English. I have about three friends in my class so that makes a big difference from last year when I only had one. ALSO: I have a better English teacher. I think.

After lunch, we had Specialist Maths. And we did some Math Methods Calculus stuff. The limit does not exist. (Quoting Mean Girls is fun).

That was the end of the day. AND GUESS WHAT? Only 3 more days till the weekend! (Because I get to have Friday off because Speech Night is on Friday night!)
My friends probably have to go to school that day (cos they are all nerds who get awards every year) so HA!

Also, TV Week blog is FANTASTIC. So is William Kostakis' first blog. ^_^
FABULOUS.
Life is good. (I have an LG TV so I kinda have to believe that, lol)

Anyway, I am going to the advanced screening of Twilight on December 3rd. SO GOOD.
That is only 12 days after the USA. I think. (My maths skills isn't too good..)
And 9 days before the rest of Australia see it. HA! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Australia!
(Well, Australians could just fly to America on the 21st)

HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!
Man, I love saying that.
I would actually like to meet Tom Petrovsky. And I would say that to him. YES, I WOULD.

I will miss Rove. And Ryan Shelton. And Haydo.
I loved it when Daniel Craig was sitting with Rove and some guy (yes, it was a guy) called out, "TAKE IT OFF!" And Rove was like, "O_O! THAT WAS A GUY!"
Ah, good times.
BEN STILLER WAS ON. I love Madagascar. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
ALSO: I like to move it, move it. ^_^

I loved it when the penguins were in Antarctica and they were like, "Well, this sucks."
LOL. X]
GIANT PANSY! LMAO.

Later, peeps.

ROVE IS TEH AWESOME.

Brace yourselves for the Quote Of The Day!
Today's quote is: HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!

Basically if you didn't watch Rove, you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Well, in the "Things I Love" segment, Tom Petrovsky was all like, "I love it when people on the street call out, 'HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!' ^_^"
He's so funny except he has an unspellable name just like Nat Bass.

ALSO: Kevin Rudd P.M. was awesome, as per usual.
Ah, good times.

I'm going to miss Rove. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO LEAVE?!
Why can't they put it on NEXT Sunday? And the one after?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

Dear Channel Ten,
Could you please axe Australian Idol (please!) and put Rove on EVERY Sunday?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Sincerely,
Laura.
P.S. Thank you for putting Hamish and Andy on Wednesday night. Can they be on every Wednesday night?
P.P.S. Why don't you axe Australian Idol? Who watches it anyway?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

GREAT AUSTRALIAN RUN!

I just totally found out that Dale Thomas is doing a Great Australian Run on November 30th.
Yeah, I just thought you all might like to know. LOL.
I would participate in the run but I'm too lazy.
I'll just find out whereabouts they'll be running and stalk Dale. HA!

CADBURY GORILLA IS TEH AWESOME. KK.

Everyone, check out mah DeviantArt, kk.
I added a new comic which has Dale Thomas playing the drums like what the Cadbury gorilla does.
I love that ad. I want a gorilla for Christmas. ^_^
Preferably this one:

Doesn't he look adorable?




LOL, I just asked my mum for a gorilla for Christmas. And she was like, "Um... sure... O_O" And then, I was like, "And can I have a drum kit for the gorilla to play with?" And my mum was like, "NO."

^_^ DALE THOMAS IS COOL. kk

Has anyone heard the new song by Axle Whitehead? It is called Satellite.
Now, I know you're all thinking, "Axle Whitehead is a prick."
But his new song is kinda funny. He's all like, "Damn."
And he says "Damn" like Sean says it on 5th Grader. Which is cool. And Sean also says, "SHAZAM."

Anyway, I shall stop boring you with Axle Whitehead crap.
I watched the Perfect Man yesterday. I had forgotten how good Hilary Duff is. She is so cute and adorable. ^_^

I also watched Liar Liar. But only the first half.
Jim Carrey is so funny.
I loved him in Dumb and Dumber and The Truman Show. And plenty more.
He's all like, "Good morning! And in case, I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night! ^_^"

Guess who else is funny? BEN STILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
AND HE'S ON ROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Keeping the Faith was a really good movie.
SO IS MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!
And they're making a sequel to Madagascar. X]

NEW KEYBOARDIST FOR OPERATOR PLEASE.

This is the only photo I can find of Operator Please's new keyboardist. His name is Chris Holland and he is kinda cute - like Timmy (drummer of Operator Please).

One day, I'll go to an Operator Please concert and I'll take many pictures of Chris Holland and Timmy.

And yeah. That's all.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Okay, so I was watching the Music Jungle and Jordin Sparks was on.
And the host was all like, "If you had no air, who would you prefer to do mouth-to-mouth on you?"
And Jordin was like, "Well, there's this book and it's called Twilight. The vampire is pretty cute - I want him to give me mouth-to-mouth."
And Lizzy (the host) was all like, "O_O!" Cos she thought Jordin would say Chris Brown. HAHA, LIZZY! JORDIN IS COOL. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT! ^_^
ALSO: Lizzy looked like she had never heard of Twilight. X'[

I was also watching Video Hits and The Kooks' song Shine On was playing.
I LOVE THAT SONG.
Luke has a gorgeous voice. I GO CRAZY WHEN YOU TALKTALKTALKTALKTALK, LIKELIKELIKELIKE,THATTHATTHATTHATTHAT.
LOL, Luke looks like a hobbit. He is living proof that hobbits weren't extinct. I wonder if Luke is from Indonesia... Hmmm....

THAT'S ALL.
Oh and WIPEOUT AUSTRALIA is coming to Channel 9. I want to apply but I'm not 18.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... BOP.

Mmm Bop... Do do do do do.. Mmm Bop...
'Scuse me, I'm watching Video Hits and The Veronicas are like, "WE TOURED WITH HANSON! ^_^"
I love Hanson. X]

I love the Futurama episode where Fry and Giant!Bender are playing and there is a Hanson concert in the background. LOL.
Ah, good times.

ROVE IS ON SUNDAYYYYYY!
With Ben Stiller. And other cool peeps.
And because none of them can be bothered catching a one hour flight, the show is in Sydney on Sunday. But Ben Stiller is still cool.
I am so going to see Madagascar 2. I'll be like the oldest person in the cinema that actually chose to see Madagascar 2. (There'll be parents in the cinema of course but they didn't choose to go - their children chose for them)

I want to go to the Veronicas concert.
Idk. I just do.
They'll sing Take Me On The Floor and I can do the, "DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA.. etc" part.
Best song ever. We were in Biology and the radio in the other classroom came on. And Take Me On The Floor started playing. And I was all like, "TAKE ME ON THE FLOOR.. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA etc.." And then, the teacher just rolled her eyes at me.
LOL. Good times.

When KStew and RPattz come to Australia, I'll track them down (or stalk them!) and hug them. And they'll just be like, "UHH.. GET OFF OF ME!"
And I'll be like, "NO."
Well, I won't start groping RPattz like that Chris Brown fan did. I'm not a prick.
If you're wondering what the Chris Brown fan did, I'll explain, kk.
Someone at my school went to the Chris Brown/Rihanna concert. CBro (I just made up a nickname for him, lol) invited about 7 peeps on stage (five girls and two boys) and they did some singing with Chris Brown on stage or something.
And then, before the peeps went off stage, CBro hugged them and one of the girls went a bit further and decided to grope his.. stuff.
I don't even like CBro and I still think it was totally inappropriate. EW.

I shall go now.
If that story disturbed you, don't blame me, kk.
Blame the guy that can't speak English.
Ah, Teebor, how many times have you saved my butt....

FUNNEH PICTURE.

Oh, damn. It doesn't come out very big... X[
Ah well. If you have a microscope, read the writing on the picture, kk.
FUNNY, right?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

NO MORE YEAR 11 EXAMS!!! WOO HOO!

Well, I totally have no exams left. ^_^

GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING ON WEDNESDAY?!
OMG. OMG. OMG.
There is a Hamish and Andy special on Wednesday at 7:30 pm. HAMISH AND ANDY!
That's even better news than BEN STILLER ON ROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dale Thomas posted some pictures on his blog. =]
He is awesome.
Check out mah Deviant Art.
There are three comics about DALE THOMAS.
And I'm going to make more. kk.

Anyway, tomorrow is McHappy Day.
I don't know which celebrities will be at which McDonalds. I simply don't care. Because Dale Thomas is in America.
ALSO: I saw an ad and it said that soft serve cones are now 30 cents. So, I'm going to a McDonalds store close to my house, checking if there are any celebrities there and buying a soft serve cone. ^_^
And all of that will only cost me THIRTY CENTS! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ALSO X2: Did I tell you that William K. is going to be Writer In Residence on Monday? ^_^

HA HA HA.

Hey everyone!
I have no more exams left! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^_^

I watched 5th Grader last night.
The kids graduated from the class. They got a $10,000 scholarship to a university for when they are older. I don't think $10,000 will get them far in a university but oh well.

Yesterday, I went to Subway and got four cookies.
It was FABULOUS.
I just sat there eating cookies. And everyone was like, "How many cookies did you get O_O?"
And I was like, "Lots. ^_^"

Subway cookies are teh best. X]

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

EXTREMELY SHORT POST.

I'LL BE SEEING THE TWILIGHT ADVANCED SCREENING! ^_^
On December 3rd.
It is so exciting.
LOL.

ALSO: I have my last exam tomorrow. X]
Does anyone know if Dale Thomas will be at McHappy Day on Saturday?!
I wish he could be there. He's probably in America. EPIC FAIL.

ONE MORE EXAM TO GO! ^_^

Yes, I only have one exam left. Hurrah! I'm nearly done! X]

On Monday, I start Transition to Year 12. Scary.
ALSO: William Kostakis is going to Writer In Residence. Yippee!
I want to read his book, Loathing Lola. It sounds like a fantastic book.
MENTAL NOTE: Add that book to my Christmas list.

And yeah. That is all.

I CHANGED A GOAL.

I have changed one of the goals to "Make a series of comics about Dale Thomas for mah DeviantArt."
Just letting you know, kk.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

THREE MORE EXAMS TO GO. X]

I had two Maths exams today. EW.
One of them was General Specialist - with calculators. Gosh, there were some REALLY difficult questions on there. Not even my calculator knew what to do.

The other exam was Math Methods - without calculators. It was pretty good. I stuffed up one question cos I didn't know what to do because I was away for the lesson when the teacher taught it. X'[
But yeah. Other than that, it was fabulous. ^_^

Chemistry and General Specialist - No Calculator exams are tomorrow. They are the two exams I am dreading. SRSLY.
Oh well. I shall study and try mah best. Except I have totally forgotten all the formulas for Sequences and Series. EPIC FAIL.

Anyway, today I was in a newsagent reading the latest Dolly or Girlfriend magazine (as I am too much of a cheapskate to buy it) and it said there was something about Ryan Shelton in there. So I read the whole magazine about 200 million times and there wasn't a single mention about Ryan Shelton! THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING. Luckily, I didn't buy the magazine because I wouldn't have liked a Ryan-Shelton-less-magazine, anyway.

Rove is ending on Sunday. It better come back on next year or I'll burn down the Channel Ten studios. And I'll make sure the Australian Idol people are burnt down too. ESPECIALLY KYLE. And all the other Big Brother people.

Speaking of Big Brother, apparently Channel Ten are putting on a reality TV show that is kinda like Australian Idol except instead of choosing a singer, they'll choose the best chef.
I think the chef reality show will replace Big Brother.
And I will only watch the chef reality show IF there is a hot, young, single guy as one of the contestants. Am I asking too much? MAYBE.

I can't wait for SYTYCD Australia to come back. Natalie Bassingthwaite FTW.
Basically anyone who's been on Rove is awesomely cool. Except for Shannon Noll and maybe a few others.
BEN STILLER IS ON ROVE NEXT SUNDAY!!!!
Did I tell you?!
WELL, I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN COS IT IS EXCITING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Hilarious.

Christmas is coming up.
My Christmas list for Santa is:
-The Lab by Jack Heath
-Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging by Louise Rennison
-True Colours by Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist
-Be The Twilight by Faker
-Funhouse by P!nk (or the Killers new album if my mum doesn't want to buy me P!nk's)
-And plenty more....
-Oh and some chocolate. KK.

Later, peeps. ^_^

MY BAD.

I JUST REMEMBERED THE GAME!

OOPS.

WHAT?!

Ugh. I just found out that a member of Operator Please has left the band and another guy is in the band.
Luckily, Timmy is still in the band. And Taylor. ^_^

But Sarah (the keyboard player) left. ;_;
I was all like, "NOOOOO!"
Some guy is now plays keyboard for Operator Please. His name is Chris Holland or something.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Sarah had left??
WHY?

/random post.

Monday, November 10, 2008

GABRIELLA CILMI.

I love those shoes! Where'd you get them?!



Aw! She is gorgeous! ^_^



LOL. Awesomeness!!!! X]
Gabriella Cilmi is a gorgeous, talented singer with good taste in shoes. ^_^

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

/random post

ALSO: I was listening to the radio and they played Human by The Killers (OMG!) and Sleepwalking by Faker.
Speaking of Faker, I have developed a new habit. Walking up to peeps and being like, "BEEEEEE THE TWILIGHT!" So far, I haven't done it to anyone. Probably because their response will be, "O_O ...-walks away-"

I want to be the Twilight. I'd be Alice. Cos she's cute. ^_^
Actually, I could be Seth. I like Seth. X]
I wouldn't want to be Renesmee cos then I'd have to have sex with Sharkboy. EW.
I could be Bella. Then I'd be married to EDWARD. -dirty-

ALSO X2: I did mah Accounting revision. Yes, that's right, for the first time in my life, I did Accounting homework. WOW.
I did some General Specialist study too. The Calculator exam is tomorrow. I'm totally freaked out. To be more freaked, I'll read a Stephen King book tonight.

Yesterday, I didn't watch any TV. But I read the TV Week blog today. She blogged about Australian Idol. I laughed myself silly. KK.
Some quotes from her blog in case you are too lazy to click the link:

"Hell, if I'd once sat on a bar stool that Brad Pitt had recently vacated, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd bring that up at every opportunity."
"
Wes is in the bottom two! He cannot go! He cannot go! He cannot go! Excuse me, I just have to go to the kitchen for a paper bag..."

"Brian McFadden invited himself to the Idol house. That's the only way he gets to go anywhere. You wait — it's only a matter of time before he turns up at your place. Just because he's engaged to Delta, he thinks he can go anywhere."
"
Chris Isaak has taken over the show and suddenly I'm wide awake!"

There are heaps more but these are the EXTREMELY funneh ones. ^_^

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. WHY DOES SHOWS WITH ROVE IN THEM HAVE TO FINISH? WHY CAN'T SHOWS WITH WEIRD PEOPLE IN THEM FINISH -coughaustralianidolcough-?
I don't understand.