Saturday, October 29, 2011


Timmy Commandeur wearing a really cool hat.

I had no idea that Timmy and his fellow Operator Please member, Chris, had started a new band (Colour Coding) and that Operator Please was on a hiatus or something, idk.

How could I not know?
I follow Timmy on twitter.

Colour Coding are working on an EP, and I still haven't bought Operator Please's latest album.
I'm so slack. :/

Anyway, this is Timmy dressing up on Halloween:
Yes, that is a Justin Bieber-esque costume.
With the hairstyle.
He should start another band, called the Justin Bieber Experience. Or, if that names seems to be taken, Bieber Fever.

Cool beans.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

Sunday, October 23, 2011


For all you cricketing fans, here is "Who is the most annoying player?"

Some of the best answers:

"Steve Smith, he just oozes stupidity."

"Mitchell Johnson, he touches me and I don't like it."

"Mitchell Johnson pinches a lot."

"(talking about Mitchie J) eats very well, and when it comes out the other end, it's very smelly."

Other fun facts about irrelevant things: Nathan Hauritz loves gadgets, and is always on the phone. (Probably just to Andrew Hilditch and it's probably just one word: PLEASEEEEEEE.)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


I read the Hunger Games trilogy awhile ago, and I never really thought much about this: Why didn't Gale go back to District 12 after the rebellion was over?

District 12 is his home.
Yes, it got bombed during the war, but they didn't bomb the Victor's Village, where there are several lovely modern houses built for the victors of the Hunger Games.

The Capitol were overthrown, I don't think anyone would've minded if people had come back to District 12 to live in those houses.

It's funny, that it's just Katniss, Haymitch and Peeta living there. What about the other houses? What about the 900-something District 12 people who were saved from the bombing?
I know Katniss wasn't too thrilled about Gale's bombs killing her sister, but come on! Gale is a nice guy, he didn't intentionally kill Prim.

Gale and his family could've lived happily in one of the lovely houses, neighbours with Katniss. Maybe Gale could marry some lovely girl (Johanna? Delly Cartwright? ...Effie?), have children, and have dinner parties with Katniss, Peeta and their children.

So, the book wasn't really resolved.
All those houses going to waste, just going to perish into ruins.
I'm sure Gale and Katniss are still bffs and will skip into the forest every day, cuddling in the strawberry patch. WHY CAN'T THIS HAPPEN? WHYYY.

Monday, October 10, 2011


Marty Clarke, the lovely leprechaun, is back at Collingwood.
Yay!Marty Clarke. :D

He will probably be a forward, because the last time he was at the Pies, he was in defence, and asked Mick Malthouse if he could kick goals like Leon and Didak. Mick said no. Marty was a sad panda, because he wanted to kick goals like he did in Ireland, where the crowd loved him.

Speaking of leprechauns, Damian is on Glee on November 1st!!!! :DDamian, who is so adorable. :D
I'm so excited.
He will live with Brittany, who can't understand his accent and thinks of him as her "own personal leprechaun".

Glee is a very good show, okay. Not because it provides me with entertainment and an excellent storyline, it features unicorns, vampires, and leprechauns.

Yay Glee.

Monday, October 3, 2011


Daisy Thomas, dressed up as Jesus. :P

Daisy is the Messiah. He just brought along litres of water, and everyone got drunk. Weird.

Plus, Sidey brought the beers:

I'm pretty sure that's Sidebottom in the Duffman outfit. 95% sure.

And Didak just dressed up as himself in the Grand Final. :P
In the photo above, I have no idea who the guy with the beard is. Someone tall and big. Leigh Brown, maybe?

Plus, these are "The Beaks":

L-R: Woody, Travis Cloke, Goldsack, Toovey.

How would they breathe in those outfits?
What the hell?
What if you needed the toilet?
What if you wanted to have a beer?
What if some chess champion walked in the room and started playing? You'd have to stay stationary for years.

Also, down at Geelong:
Jimmy Bartel, as the St Kilda school girl, with his her hotel roommate, Mitchell Duncan.

Aw. They make a great couple. :P
Jimmy loves to have a beer with Duncan... up in a hotel room, cuddling under the doona.

And that's all.
Stay tuned for next week: Undercover chessboards go searching for Wally, and order a jet ski to speed across the ocean, almost knocking into Jesus having a leisurely stroll, and end up stranded on a beach, looking up at Ricky Nixon and his 17-year-old girl staring down from a 20-storey balcony.