The biggest reason why I love Jennifer Lawrence:

Okay, there are many reasons why I like Jennifer Lawrence*. She's cute, lovable, gorgeous, everything that I'm not, etc etc.

And I adore Katniss too, okay.
But one of the scenes in Hunger Games, when Peeta and Katniss were on the roof and book-Peeta was saying he wanted to die an honourable death and not be some pawn in the Capitol's stupid games, and book-Katniss was all d'urg and "um wtf are you on about Peeta your a crazy nut omg get out" or something. And it really peeved me off because I like Katniss yet in that scene, she was the biggest stuck-up bitch.

And I know we've only seen trailers, not the actual movie, but when Jennifer Lawrence is in that scene and movie-Peeta goes, "when I die, I want to just be me" and movie-Katniss goes, "I just can't afford to think like that". And I'm like, "SHE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A STUCK-UP BITCH!"
Either JLaw is a terrible actor and didn't play Katniss right in that scene, or they changed it so Katniss isn't so stuck-up.
Anyway, I love JLaw and I reckon she'll do a super job of Katniss. :D

*who I nicknamed JLaw, for obvious reasons. Josh Hutcherson is JHutch, and Liam Hemsworth is Sex God. :P

Things people have googled that have led them to my blog

I am copying Steph's blog post. Because I want to.

From the 'stats' section, it says what people google to reach my blog (like, the Search Keywords). Now, I doubt anyone reads my blog, let alone googles it, sooo this is going to be laugh.

• 'buttercup hunger games' - lol wow, makes sense. I think I have expressed my love for Buttercup, because he is an adorable little cat, who is ugly and has a mashed-in nose. Still. Beauty comes from the inside. :P
• 'palm tree tattoo' - well, this must've been my post where I had a picture of Brent Macaffer and his palm tree tattoo. Makes sense. Maybe Caff has set a trend for palm tree tattoos? YAY.
• 'manicure lmfao' - LOLWUT OMG. No idea. I just googled this, and I got this post. Wow ok. I posted a picture of Katy Perry's manicure and said that I wanted one. Coool.
• 'kanye west idiot' - was this post written just after he stole TSwifty's mike and did his infamous speech/shrug? I'm scared to google this myself, because I'll find many search items that aren't related to my blog. No offence, Kanye. :P
• 'mmmmmmmmmmmm' - I'm presuming this was from my MMMMMM BOP post. Wow, that must've been popular. wut.
• 'peeta drawings' - ok cool. It could be from anything. I do love Peeta, I have made that clear.
• 'the most awesome thing in the world for real' - ME.
  
• 'cedric diggory actor' - lolwut. I'm not the biggest Cedric Diggory fan, mainly because he's so arrogant. And as for the actor who plays him... well, not much of a fan either. :/
• 'josh hutcherson as a little kid' - wut. Again, you'll be majorly disappointed if you love JHutch and read my blog. I'm not a fan, never have been, never* will be.
• 'blonde actor' - Chord Overstreet? He's the love of my life, the one I'd do everything for. He plays Sam on Glee, and is so utterly gorgeous. <3
  

*Well, maybe in the future, idk. I want to see if he does a good job of playing Peeta. He better do a good job. Peeta was my favourite character and I hope that never changes.

GODDESS review

My mum got free tickets to see Goddess, a movie coming out in cinemas later this year.

It was really good.

Firstly, it stars the extremely hunky Ronan Keating (who is shirtless at some points, and at one stage we got to see his arse ^___^), Magda Szubanski, Corinne Grant, Natalie Tran, etc etc.

How could you say no to this? HOWWW?

It's about this housewife (Elspeth Dickens) whose husband (played by the wonderful Ronan Keating) is always on boat trips. So he gives his wife a webcam.
And she sets up the webcam in front of the kitchen sink, and puts on performances in front of it and then loads them on the interwebz.
E.g. "THIS IS MY KITCHEN SINK, THIS IS WHERE I COME AND THINK" it rhymes okay.

Anyway, it becomes a hit on le web, and so many people are tuned in to it, including the "mother's group" (consisting of Natalie Tran and Corinne Grant) who were mean to Elspeth and said that Elspeth wasn't very good at controlling her toddlers. Which was very cruel. Those toddlers were crazy insane, making a huge fuss in the supermarket and throwing tantrums. :/

And then, Magda Szubanski is looking for a goddess type woman, to promote the company's product or something. (No idea what the product was, or what the company were selling, this was a 'wtf' of the movie because we had no idea where they were making all their moniez and junk).
Magda was so good! I loved her character, she really used the marketing technique "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" in her lines (well, she didn't say that line, but it's what she implied), yet still stuffed her face with foods when she got the chance. :)

Anyway, Magda's assistant, Ralph (who was mad cool), found the video of Elspeth dancing at her kitchen sink, and showed it to Magda. And so Elspeth had to move away from Tassie, to go to Sydney.
(This meant getting a nanny for her toddlers, and hiding the webcam to watch over the nanny)

Oh and Rory! He was a guy busking on the street in Sydney. He was such a creep, and tried to get in Elspeth's pants. It was so funny though. I wish someone would follow me down the street, playing a song for me and trying to kiss me. Le sigh.

Anyway, it was a really good movie. Hope I haven't spoiled it too much, lol.
Totally recommend it.
Although, I don't know when it comes out in cinemas, I presume it will be later this year. You all should look out for it. It's called "Goddess". Laura Michelle Kelly is Elspeth. Her name is Laura. So she must be good. :P

And yeah.
Bye.

GLEE STUFF

So, I watched the Regionals episode of Glee yesterday.

The good parts:

• New Directions won! YIPPEE. They are going to Nationals! Look out, Jesse, the girl you have a crush on is getting married you're going down!
• Sam Evans. Always the best part of Glee episodes. ALWAYS. Especially in Season 3, because he's so different... more confident.
• Rory. He's so cute and adorable. When Mr Schue gave him peanut butter, my whole computer exploded with cuteness. BE CUTER, RORY, I DARE YOU.
• Sebastian and his little meerkat face.
• Finchel getting married. It's going to be hilarious. They'll be married, and then they'll go back to their separate houses and be like, "Yeah, see you tomorrow at school." lol, as if they could afford to buy their own house. I hope Jesse is invited to the wedding. I want to see his reaction. :P
• Sue having a baby. Aw. I really want to know who the father is. My guess is Ricky Martin. What a sexy baby it will be! Coming out of the womb with duende and passion in its non-existant pants. Mm.
• Eating lollipops to help with the morning sickness when you're preggerz. I'll note that one down for later. ;)
  

Bad parts:

• Karofsky. His "friends" at his new school painted F*G (it wasn't censored, but I'm censoring it here) on his locker, and wrote mean things on his Facebook. Poor thing. I'm not the biggest fan of Karofsky, but some kids can be so cruel. :(
• When some asshole truck driver smashed into Quinn's car. I bet it was Ryan Murphy. ;____; I don't want Quinn to die! I want her to win Nationals in Glee Club and in Cheerios, I want her to go to Yale, she deserves good things! Not being stuck in a wheelchair or something... no offence, Artie.

All in all, the episode was good. Except for the two bad parts. Which were bad and depressing and I really can't wait till April 10th to find out what happens.
jfc.

TINNNNNN ROOF... RUSTED!

So, I finished reading The Power Of Six. So, there'll be no more Power of Six updates. :P'
It was really good. Except John was a major asshole.
And SAMMY. He got stuck in the mountain and is probably dead... or something. Creys. Sam was my favourite. ;____;

My next order of business will be to watch I Am Number Four (the movie).
Whenever that is, I hope it's soon. I'm desperate to see the awesomeness that is Dianna Agron.

I've been watching Glee lately.
The Valentine's Day episode was good and bad.
My otp (Rory and Sugar) became canon, even if it was only for an episode or whatever. idk.
My other otp (Sam and Mercedes) decided not to start dating, which was very upsetting to see my Sammy so sad. But Mercedes broke up with Shane so that's good, I guess?
Blaine was awesome, and sang Loveshack and was just generally awesome.
Kurt was adorable.
Brittana kissed!
Samuel (a joint winner of Glee Project) made his debut. I was so glad they didn't make him into a homophobic Christian. jfc.

And yeah.
Regionals is next week!
I hope the New Directions win. :D
(But I love Sebastian, hahaha, so it will break my heart to see his little meerkat face so sad. HAHAHA.)

Bye.

THE POWER OF SIX update

"We're right near Sarah's house," John says, tongue dangling like Bernie Kosar, nose in the air smelling the berry lip balm coating Sarah's lips. He turns into a toddler and cries, "I WANNA GO, I WANNA SEE HER, WAHHH." Sam calms him down, and they cuddle in the middle of the forest. Sam suggests hot gay sex when they reach the safety of a motel somewhere. John whimpers and nods. They walk off, arms around each other, and find Six and Bernie Kosar. They all jump in their fancy SUV, and drive away, away to nowhere in particular, just away.

Oh sorry, that's just an exercept from the story.
I'm kidding. Only the first 7 words are from the story, the rest is what I made up.
I still think John is an asshole.
He can't go visit Sarah. The Mogadorians will attack, they'll be anticipating that. It'll put Sarah in danger, and I don't want Sarah to die. I love Sarah.

John and Sarah, in I Am Number Four.

The gorgeous Dianna Agron at some awards thing. :D

THE POWER OF SIX update

The story is split into two parts, with alternate chapters being from Number Seven's point of view (in the convent) and the other chapters being from John's point of view.

And I reckon Number Seven's life is very much like Hunger Games. Marina is like Katniss, and Ella (a little orphan girl) is like Rue. And they are a team. Against the baddies. ;)

And John's life is very much like Harry Potter. John is Harry, on the run from basically everyone, having to stay in hiding. Except Harry was never an asshole. So maybe I can't say that John is Harry, because that is mean. Harry is not an asshole. John is.
And Six is Hermione, the smart one. And Sam is Ron. And when they went back to Godric's Hollow even though it was dangerous as, that's like how Six, John and Sam are going back to Paradise. :P

So yeah.
I can relate this story to other stories I've read. Maybe Pittacus Lore has been copying other books or... whatever. :P