Saturday, April 11, 2015

LIST #82842 idk

So, we lost to Adelaide. We can't kick. We suck. No but really, we're okay, we're fine, but maybe another list for Bucks will get the wheels moving again.

Also we need to beat St Kilda. Like there's no other option. And we need to get our best team ready for ANZAC day b/c we need to win there too. Also we need to beat Carlton b/c deep down Mick would want a Collingwood win when he celebrates passing Jock's record.

  • 1 x miracle to quickly heal Sidebottom's thumb ASAP
  • 32 x Steele Sidebottom
  • 1 x lesson on how to kick to a teammate
  • 821834 x books titled "how to make a lead and give your poor teammate something to kick to FOR DUMMIES" for like everyone
  • 1 x jordan de goey (gooey)
  • 1 x rising star nom for Timmy
  • 1 x quick-fix healing stuff for Sinclair's hamstring
  • 8 x Alex Fasolo (just because)
  • 2 x hair appointments for Faz and Jamie (might stop them checking their hair and get them kicking more goals)
  • 1 x box of matches to burn down ASADA and all their dumb records
  • 1 x gatorade drink for Ahmed Saad (soz)
  • 1 x catfish placed in Nick Riewoldt's bed
  • 1 x lesson on how to make space on the ground
  • 1 x lesson on how to take a kick-in and look for other options than brodie grundy 
  • 1 x Scharenberg (when is he coming backkkk *sulk*)
  • 1 x pen for Patty Dangerfield to sign the contract we give him
  • 1 x Nathan Freeman 
  • 1 x rising star medal for Timmy.
  • 1 x reserved seat on ANZAC day for me (come on, fazzy, love me. get me ticket.)
  • 1 x Ben Reid.
I will go mail this list to my good buddy Nathan right now. If we follow the lists, there's no way we can lose. I think. 
Anyway, we tried. That's all that matters. "When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get" - old proverb (probably Homer Simpson idk)

Saturday, March 21, 2015

LIST #8284924

Okay, so Collingwood lost to Carlton (boooo) and also got thrashed by the Doggies (oops) and yeah yeah it was just nab challenge crap or whatever but we have to beat dayne beams WE HAVE TO, WE CAN'T LET HIM WIN, IT'S JUST NOT OKAY.

so i'm bringing back the lists
b/c nathan buckley probably needs help

  • 1 x exact replica of dayne beams WE NEED ONE SO BADLY
  • 6 x Alex Fasolo's, b/c you can never go wrong with a few more sexy babes
  • 29 x Steele Sidebottom
  • 1 x book titled "how to kick straight for dummies" for Taylor Adams
  • 20 x pairs of glasses for any player who can't tell the difference between a mostly blue jumper and a black-and-white one (BASICALLY ALL THE PLAYERS)
  • 1 x birthday cake for timmy darling 
  • 1 x cake for Alex Fasolo b/c he would want one idk 
  •  20 x book titled "how to make space and a lead and just genuinely help out your poor teammate with the ball" for basically everyone, I guess
  • 1 x lesson on how to kick to Travis Cloke's hands
  • 1 x lesson on how to pick up the ball AND HOLD ONTO IT FOR GOD'S SAKE
  • 1 x magnet for the match-day ball so it gravitates to collingwood players
  • 1 x "accidental fire" at whatever TAB that Jack Crisp put a bet on at, so that all records are lost
  • 1 x Lachlan Keeffe + beard
  • 1 x padded-up Ben Reid (honestly, how does he even get by in life, like does he ever stub his toe on the couch and just shatter into two million pieces????)
  • 1 x Jonathon Marsh b/c it'd really suit us to have a "coach" on the field to yell at the other players BECAUSE THEY NEED YELLING AT. 
  • 1 x Matt Scharenberg I WANT HIM TO PLAY NOW. I MISS HIM.
  • 1 x Jordan De Goey (gooey)
  • 1 x Timmyyyyy
  • 1 x BenKen
  • 1 x Patty K
  • 1 x treasure map for Alex Fasolo to lead him to the treasure (me)
  • 1 x catfish under the backseat of Dayne Beams' car (ewwww)
  • 1 x Seedsy with his cool hair and funky penguin waddle
  • 1 x mark-taking Clinton Young (not the other one)
  • 1 x Patrick Dangerfield
okay okay, whatever
I'll just go mail this list to Nathan Buckley and yeah we're all set. Bring on the Lions. You're welcome, Collingwood supporters.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

copeland trophy 2014

let's continue with the trend started last year and predict the winners of the awards tonight

for the main copeland trophy award, i'll guess the top 10-
1st: Scott Pendlebury
2nd: Dayne Beams
3rd: Travis Cloke
4th: Steele Sidebottom
5th: Jamie Elliott
6th: Jack Frost
7th: Brent Macaffer
8th: Dane Swan
9th: Heritier Lumumba
10th: Alex Fasolo

Best Finals player: uhhh yagz (does this award still count if the AFL team didn't make finals??? dammit poor yagz)
Best first year player: tom langdon, duhhhh
Best VFL player: again, duhhhh Kyle Martin
Leading goalkicker: Travis Cloke
Best clubman: idk probs Swanny or ummm Alex Fasolo (what's a clubman hahaha)
Desire indicators: brent macaffer

(is desire indicators the one that the players vote for??? so yeah probs Caff b/c he's so nice and a good team player and the players legit cried when he did his ACL again lol)

(really though, the top 5 are so even lol and idk how they do the voting b/c it's not like the brownlow b/c defenders get votes soooo idk)
(actually no, it's like pendles, daylight, then beams/trav/jamie/steele, then yeah the others idk)
(i'd like to see someone else win other than pendles, like some underdog who we didn't expect like jack frost or something idk)
(nothing wrong with pendles though, soz scotty)

Monday, May 12, 2014


hey follow readers of my blog (*cricket sounds*), did I ever recap the finale of SYTYCDAU???
Well, Michael won, blah blah what a cutie, I wanted Sam to win, blah blah good times

Yeah, I hope they put the show to rest now??? No but it really was a good show several years ago and I don't know what changed b/c I adored Carrie as host and the new judges were alright, but SOMETHING changed and it definitely got worse which is a shame b/c it used to be so good???

So yeah, instead of continuing the show next year in the same format, axe it. If it keeps going, it will only get worse and we should remember SYTYCDau for what it was several years ago and not what it was this year.


Thursday, April 24, 2014


Hello everyone
Guess what
They eliminated Sam, it was the WORST ugh why so stupid what a dumb show :(
See??? Taylor Adams summed it up perfectly ugh stupid show.

Lol, anyway.

Best Parts:
Sam's dances LEGENDARY
idek the one where two people danced as old people???? that was really amusing
umm Lauren was good, i adore Renelle
so glad Ashleigh went home YESSSS
Michael's solo dance, like i was floored he is amazeballs

Worst Parts:
Sam going home ;____;
uhhh Jay getting in the Top 4??? how dumb

Winner: Michael
Faves: Sam (sadface), Michael, Lauren, Renelle
Top 2: Michael & Lauren

yeah i'm devastated b/c Sam :(
i'mma gonna run over to Mount Gambier and stalk him, bye

Thursday, April 17, 2014


lol yep, I pretty much guessed the ones eliminated last night yessss Eden's gone and yeah i'm sad about Blond b/c he was good, but not as good as Sam and Michael :)

Best Parts:
Sam, dancing to Titanic
Sam, having a week to rehearse two dance routines, and watch the Titanic for the first time, mad skillz
Sam, in general
Sam, performing a routine as a mad scientist
Michael's cute face, aww
idek Lauren was pretty fab, she danced with Sam

Worst Parts:
The judges falling over themselves to fangirl over Blond and Ashleigh and everyone else except Sam, lol nope
The judges continuing their rudeness to Sam
me, remembering about Zoey being eliminated booooo :(

Winner: Sam (babe)
My faves: Sam, Michael, Lauren, uhhh idek Renelle's okay, the rest are kinda boring
Eliminated next week: uhh Ashleigh hopefully, and also Jay

Also, usually when the judges hate someone, that person goes home straight away like usually the "audience" votes according to what the judges say, or the show is rigged based on what the judges say
Which is weird, like why is Sam continually in there every week??? HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MOUNT GAMBIER
anyway, go Sammy!!!! :D

Thursday, April 10, 2014


ugh Zoey why :( :( :(
but yeah, Sam had the second highest votes!!!! winning

Best parts:
Sammy baby
Lauren's performance was pretty fab (forgot what it was, i just remember i suddenly liked her???)
Zoey is a babe ugh i love her
Michael is adorable, ugh i hate how the judges are all over him like YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIM BEFORE???? AND NOW YOU DO??? WHY
so annoying
and Patric going home yesssss :D

Worst parts:
The judges having obvious favourites
the judges hating on Sam and basically telling him to "piss off" from the competition (they're actual words were "this is the top 10, why are you here")
also Zoey going home THAT WAS THE WORST UGH DAMMIT :(

Winner: Sam (stupid judges)
My faves: Sam, Michael, Zoey, Lauren, idek who else ugh i miss Zoey
Eliminated next week: umm for the boys, obvz Jay or Blond, and for the girls, uhhh idek Eden?? they're all pretty mundane ugh