a list is needed, i guess. hi bucks, yes i'll get right on it, i know just what you need to beat Richmond. and we do need to beat Richmond. Not just for the 4 points or whatever, but because it's Richmond.
- 1 x Alex Fasolo
- 1 x Seedsy
- 20 x players who can get their paws on the footy
- 2 x books titled "kicking between the two big sticks for dummies" for Trav and Jesse
- 1 x Jordan De Goey (gooey)
- 1 x Ramsay
- 22 x on switches for anyone in the team vs Richmond (no but they just weren't switched on friday night???)
- 1 x lesson for Wittsy on keeping his witts about him (or just learning to mark)
- 1 x bottle of hair removal cream to put in Trent Cotchin's conditioner
- 1 x treasure map for Alex Fasolo to lead him to me
- 1 x BenKen
- 3 x Brodie Grundy (if only all our ruckman were as good as grundy)
- 7 x Scott Pendlebury
- 87 x Dane Swan (or just anyone that can get the ball and slot it through the sticks without breaking a sweat)
- 10 x cheeseburgers for Dane Swa--- NO, BAD SWANNY, WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING A BEACH BODY THAT YOU'VE BEEN DILIGENTLY TWEETING ABOUT????
- 1 x fire at the ASADA building to burn all records of JT and Keeffe's positive samples
- 1 x Josh Thomas (the footballer)
- 1 x Timmy for 4 quarters
- -1 x Tony Armstrong (i am soz, but we've gotta drop someone)
- 1 x cake for Alex Fasolo b/c he's amazing
yeah, that's it.
I mean, there's probably a bunch more stuff but surely this will do. Hopefully.
I hope we win next week. I like winning. That was really fun. Yeah.