Thursday, December 27, 2007

THE AMAZING RACE: EPISODE 4... =]

Oh My Gosh. Thursday; Channel Seven; Seven-Thirty At Night. X]

Amazing Race Recap. Lawl.

Edwin and Godwin (or whatever their names are) start off first. 'Cause they finished the last leg first. They all have to catch a taxi to some place. Everyone gets to the place and copies down what they hear from the loudspeaker.

Then they all drive to the road block. One person has to like rock climb up and abseil back down. Something like that. But only three can be climbing at a time. So I'm sitting there watching them all climb up and back when I realise, "Where the hell are Dustin and Kandice??"

Then I see that one of them has started climbing. That's the good news. The bad news is that they are the LAST ones climbing. Argh.

Anyway, all the teams go off the detour. The choices are over or under. I have no idea what "over" is but if you chose "under", you'd have to get thirty baskets. I love the way Phil said the word buoys. He said 'BOO-EES.."

Americans are funny. Lawl. X]

Anyway, Dustin and Kandice and TNT (Tom and Terry) fall behind. They get lost. Then when they eventually find the task, they complete it and don't know where to go.

Meanwhile Rob and Kimberly arrive at the pit stop first. *hugs Kimberly*

And guess what? Dustin and Kandice finish SEVENTH!! Which means TNT are eliminated. Woo hoo. May I celebrate? Yay.

So the people that are left are: TJ (Tyler and James), Dustin and Kandice, Rob and Kimberly, Erwin and Godwin, Lyn and Karlyn (Whatever their names are), Peter and Sarah and David and Mary. X]

Choose your favourites. I hope my favourites win. Lawl. =]

Sunday, December 23, 2007

RANDOM THOUGHTS..... =]

Here are some random thoughts... My comments will be in italic.. X]

I'm not cheap, but I'm on special this week.
Woah... That means I'm expensive. Hell yeah. X]

Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
Yeah! I agree! That poo that we use is a SHAM... X]

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out.
Too true. I always have an open mind and my brain fell out years ago. Lawl.

Join the army. Meet interesting people. Kill them
Yeah, if you don't like your neighbour, just shoot him. =]

I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Yeah, I know. You can't sniff coke especially the coke from Maccas. They ALWAYS put ice into it. X[

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends!
I did not get these random thingies from Fall Out Boy!! I got ALL these from ANOTHER website which has absolutely nothing to do with FOB...

My reality check bounced.
Yeah. I was reading a newspaper and there was a question, "What is a credit card made out of? Plastic, wood or steel?"
And the cartoon under it, there was a guy saying, "I think my credit card is made of rubber.. It keeps bouncing.." Twas funny...

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
When it comes to a challenge, it always goes in the TOO HARD basket. X]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Mmm... Ketchup... X]
That's like on the Chicken Run. When the chicken was like, "I don't want to be in a pie! I don't like gravy!" Lawl. =]

Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous'.
Yeah, there is no point wasting precious time filing.. X]

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
That's so true. For all the lazy Aussies out there. =]

Saturday, December 22, 2007

ACRONYMS.... =]

Yeah... Here are some acronyms. The italic writing are MY comments...

Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services

U always follows Q. Not in THIS case. Lawl.

Do It Yourself

Yeah. A good one for the lazy person. X]

Don’t Mess Yourself

I saw it on the Simpsons. Twas funny.

Intelligence Quotient

What is your IQ? I bet my age is higher than your IQ... Haha.. That makes you look dumb. My IQ probably will be low... Lol.

Laugh Out Loud

Keep laughing. No wait -- STOP! Just say "lawl" if you want to laugh.

Bring Your Own

Bring Your Own WHAT?? What do I bring?? X|

Also Known As

AKA Fred. X]

Australia and New Zealand Army Corps

It is the army.

Miri: MCRmy?? =]

Liquid Crystal Display

LCD. They are my initials. But I can't say what they stand for. 'Cause then you'll stalk me. X]

Deoxyribo Nucleic Acid

Mr McClure, what does DNA stand for??

McClure: *blank look*

Environmental Protection Agency

EPAAAAAAA!! EPAAAA!! -- Said by a crazy man in church...

Leg Before Wicket

Yeah, you keep appealing Shane Warne but it ain't gonna be an Ell Bee Double-U... X]

Frequently Asked Questions

I have a question: If I had three apples and took away two, how naked would Pete Wentz be? Lawl..

FLOWERS BY IRENE

Twas on the Simpsons... I laughed. Obviously.

Good Morning Australia

Voice over: Bert Newton, you have been fired from Channel Ten...

Bert: Fine! I'll go to Channel Nine... =]

Genetically Modified Organism

I did an assignment on this. Lawl.. X]

HIGH DEFINITION

Coming to Channel Ten. There's a channel ten near you.. Hopefully.. =]

HYPER TEXT TRANSFER PROTOCOL

I never used to know what HTTP stood for... X]

WORLD WIDE WEB

The internet. Fun. X]

KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN

More like Kentucky Fried Cruelty. *Evil eye*

Orange County

California, Here We Come... Ah, The O.C.... =]

RHYTHM & BLUES

R&B. Nice genre. Like Rehab. "They tried to make me go to rehab."

REST IN PEACE

Yeah. Die peacefully.

ROYAL SOCIETY for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

Yes. I agree. *Shoots a lamb and eats the lamb chops*

To Be Announced

But when will it be announced?? =|

Australian Football League

Go Collingwood! You can win next year.. Even though three good players retired... *shakes fist at Paul Licuria* COME BACK, LICA!! It's not too late... Gehrig came back.. X]

Thank God it’s Friday

Thank God. Wait -- I'm writing this post on a Saturday. O_O

Thank You

That's okay. Anytime. =]

Unidentified Flying Object

"I saw a UFO and nobody believes me..." X]

I Love You

I love you back. Lawl. ILY. X]

As Soon As Possible

Thank God. I've been waiting for that sock of mine for ages and FINALLY you say as soon as possible. But when is possible... ???

Best Friends Forever

*hugs* We are BFF.. are we not?? X]

Friday, December 21, 2007

OPERATOR, PLEASE?!?!?!



Nice video, eh? X]

I like it. The song gets stuck in my head a lot. =]

Good song though.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

THE AMAZING RACE RECAP.... =]

Yes. Amazing race is on every Thursday. Channel Seven at 7:30 pm.

We start off with a recap. We just HAVE to be reminded that the cheerleaders left last week. Waa. I miss them already.

Anyway, Peter and Sarah (With a fake leg) start off first. The other couples follow in the order they reached the pit stop last week.

They are going to Hanoi, Vietnam. Oh yeah. 'Cept they received no money for this leg of the race.

They all fly to Vietnam on the same flight. Which evens out competition. =]

They all catch a taxi to some temple. I think.

Anyhoo, we are cutting to the road block. Only one person can complete this task. The task is selling flowers. They have to earn $5 US dollars. Most teams do well. 'Cept Duke and Lauren fall behind 'cause they can't pay for a taxi. Poor Lauren. Her daddy is such a meanie. Accept the girl for who she is!!! Stupid Duke. =]

Then they catch the bus. Fun. Most groups catch the same bus. 'Cept Peter and Sarah. They catch the last bus. Suckers.

Everyone gets off the bus and does the correct thing. Following instructions. Except for ONE team. Tom and Terry. Aka TNT. They ride motorbikes. Seriously dudes. They should be eliminated for breaking the rules. Phil, eliminate them!! Puh-lease..

Anyhoo, they all reach the detour. Making a birdcage OR making 30 mud things. Everyone chooses the mud things. 'Cept Lauren. Oh and Duke. But who cares about Duke.

A whole group of teams are following each other to the mud place. i.e. Dustin and Kandy, Tyler and James (TJ), Rob and Kimberly and I think there are others.

Anyway, they are all lost but eventually they find it. Awesomeness. They are all favourites of mine. Lawl.

Anyway, the first couple at the pit stop are... ERWIN AND GODWIN. Know 'em? No. They are lame.

Next to the pit stop are TNT. 'Cept they have a 30 minute time out 'cause they suck. No, it was because they rode motorbikes. =]

Everyone else comes through to the pit stop. Not together though.

'Cept Duke and Lauren haven't come. Argh. And TNT's time limit has finished. They were the eighth team. Oh crap. LAUREN!!! I love thee. (NO. Not her way. Geez. Just as friends..)

And Lauren and Duke are eliminated. That is lame. Oh Phil, why didn't you eliminate TNT? THEY BROKE THE FREAKING RULES!!! X|

Oh well, stay tuned for next week.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

ZOIDBERG. X]

Zoidberg is the best. He is from Futurama. =]

Quotes from Zoidberg are:

"Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

"Goodbye friends! I'll miss you! Good riddance to them. Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"

Dr. Zoidberg: Instead of 'claus' he writes 'claws'. Now that's humourous! Today's comedians could learn from this card.

Dr. Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time."

"Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and a king giving himself brain surgery!"

LUSCIOUS. =]

Yes. That is MY word of the day. Luscious. X]

You wanna know why?

I'll show thee.

Things I like at the moment...
1. Muesli and yoghurt
2. Egg and Watercress Sandwich with a lemon juice drink from Marks and Spencer... 2.40 pounds
3. Jamie Cullum
4. The word... Luscious
5. The internet
6. Sleep
7. you
Which are written by Timothy. In his blog. =]

Ah. Timothy. I love thee. X]

Friday, December 14, 2007

BIG BROTHER.... X]

Yes. All your nightmares have come back. Big Brother. Argh.
The housemates... So many blondes.

Ew. Remember her? Yuck...

With Kyle. Ew. I never liked Kyle after he said that chick had fat arms. Remember? It was the year that Laura was on Aussie Idol. =]

But... you can vote for which housemate you want. Just go to the website. And browse the videos. There are about 2 million of them so you can be specific.

So next year, you can choose what sort of housemates you want. Well, kind of. I'm not sure.

I want a 'Laura' on next year's BB. X]

Or someone who I can relate to. That would make BB a little bit more interesting.

Even though I only watch Friday Night Live. =]

Anyway... go onto the BB official website. Type it in Google. And vote for your favourite. Choose the younger ones. And the ones called, "Laura."

Next year, I hope there is a Laura on BB. If not on BB, then I want a Laura on Aussie Idol. Either one. Or both would be nice. =]

Yeah. Hopefully there are good shows on next year.

THE VERONICAS CONCERT. X]

My friend went to The Veronicas concert.

And Nathan was hosting it. NATHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X]

I was like, "WHY DIDN'T I GO?!?!"

Argh. The Veronicas are so awesome. AWESOME.

Waa. If Operator Please come to Victoria for a concert, I am SO going. I don't care how much it costs.

NOTE TO READER: I'm not going to BDO. That is TOO expensive.

This rant is like....... Woah.

Oh Em GEE. And James was there. I think my friend meant James Mathison. 'Cept I'm not sure. X]

But anyway. X]

I wanted to gooooo. =[

I wanted to be like, "I went to a concert!"

And everyone else would say, "Which one?"

I'd say, "THE VERONICAS!!!" And then I'd go crazy. =]

Next time (if there is a next time) I'm going to the Veronicas concert. Hell yeah.

And the Operator Please one. And I'll try and meet Timothy. I'll take my camera.

What other bands/artists should I go and see?

Hm.... I'm going to make a list.

1. The Veronicas
2. Operator Please
3. Matt Corby. Lawl. X]
4. Snow Patrol


I'll keep adding.

**********************************************************************************

Yeah. X]
You may suggest some bands in the comments. I don't mind.








TIMOTHY. X]



Yeah. =]

He is VERY cool.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

SPIDER PIG. X]



Spider Pig.

Is awesome.......... =]

OPERATOR PLEASE! X]

Yes. I need a post on this band. I do.

And a picture. Lawl. =]


Left to right: Sarah, Timothy, Taylor, Amandah and Ashley

Yes. That is the whole band. Shall I tell you what instruments they all play? I will.

SARAH: Plays keyboard.

TIMOTHY: Plays the drums.

TAYLOR: Plays violin. Violins are awesome. X]

AMANDAH: Vocalist and guitarist


ASHLEY: Bass guitarist

MY 2007 AWARDS. X]

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Amy Winehouse. X]
Cause she has WINE in her HOUSE. Geddit?

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) -
Megan or Lauren. Or both.

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?
Um. Bahinie.

3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
Collingwood getting in the finals.
Or it could be McHappy Day.

4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Er. Matt not winning Idol? IDK.....

5) BEST HOLIDAY?
Moruya. =]

6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007
Teenagers. By MCR. =]

10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Family.

11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
Friends.

12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
I was going to be a witch. But we never dressed up. =]

13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Subway.

14) KISS OF THE YEAR?
Um. IDK.

15) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Hm. The friends I'm with.

16) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Uh. IDK.

17) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
The Simpsons.

18) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
Can I say all? X]

19) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Our group downsized. It felt like everyone was leaving.... X|

20) BEST MOVIE AWARD?
The Simpsons Movie... X]

21) BEST BAND OF THE YEAR?
Operator Please. =]

22) FAVOURITE REALITY SHOW?
Australian Idol. Or the Amazing Race.

23) FAVOURITE WEBSITE OF THE YEAR?
Myspace. =]

These are the awards for 2007. If you would like to suggest more, post a comment.

I may add more awards and award winners to the list. =]

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

YOU MAY COMMENT.

Without a Google account.

I changed the settings. Awesome.

IF I DIE, TELL MY WIFE: HELLO

Yes. I know EXACTLY what you may be thinking.

You are thinking, "This girl is obsessed with Futurama..."

Well.. yes. You got that right. =]

I have been watching SO much Futurama these holidays that I'll probably walk into my kitchen one day expecting Fry to be there guzzling the food.

Anyway, I love the episode where Hermes goes to a spa labour camp and then Morgan Proctor (whatever) is in control.

And Leela's old boss walks in saying, "Hello Leela, you're fired."

And it is funny. Cause she dumped that job like a year ago. Lawl.

Good times. X]

Monday, December 10, 2007

COMMENTS. =]

Comment system is DODGY on this blog.

Argh.

Guess what? You have to MAKE a freaking account just to comment a blog. Should I change blogs?

Maybe. Argh.

Anyway, don't worry about the comments people. I don't mind. =]

If you don't want to make an account, you don't have to.

SONG. Arghh.

I have a good song in my head. But the lyrics are like hard to find and I don't know the title. Argh.

I will tell you what I know from the song.

I'm pretty sure I heard it on the radio so I think it is new. More clues coming soon.

Yeah. Not many clues. Not good ones. I tried downloading a few that I THOUGHT it was. But it was unsuccessful.

IDK what the song is. If I hear it again, I'll TRY and remember it. Lawl.

And then I will give you MORE clues. Lawl.

I found the song. =]

CHRISTMAS... X]



CHRISTMAS. X]

Is awesome. Don't ya think?

Wait -- is anyone offended by HO HO HO? Are you?

Or shall I say HA HA HA? Either one.

Do you know why I'm writing in YELLOW? =]

Have you seen that M&M ad? Where the red and yellow M&M's find ways to associate themselves with Christmas.

Well, the red M&M has some good points but the yellow M&M says that SNOW is YELLOW. And snow is related to Christmas.

Now, the only reason snow could be yellow is a little kid needing the toilet while throwing snowballs. X]

Yeah. I know you were all eating dinner and what not when you read that last bit. So it probably annoyed you.

Oh dear. I've just lost a couple of thousand readers for this blog. Actually I don't think there was THAT many.

Well, anyway, I will disgust you some more. Here is some p33n pictures:

You got excited, didn't you?

Oh My God. Why would I put p33n pictures on MY blog?

Anyway, have a GREAT Christmas. And don't forget that Christmas is all about the birth of Santa.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

WHO LIKES CROCODILES?

MEEEEEEEEE!! I DOOOOOOO!! X] Yes. That's what everyone is saying.

Well go on Habbo Hotel. And buy a crocodile.

And buy a piano. Like mine. It's green.

I got sick of having a traffic light. So I traded it.

But I hadn't been on Habbo for AGES. Then I got on and WOAH. It has changed SO freaking much.

And the rooms. X]
Have kinda changed. Like they say the recommended rooms now.

And now if you go on the front page, you have to login to look at anything on the homepage.

AND THEY HAVE OPERATOR PLEASE INTERVIEW THINGY. AND TIMMY IS INVOLVED. TIMOTHY, I MEAN.

I [heart] Timothy. X]

Friday, December 7, 2007

MY DAY AT LUNA PARK. X]


Yes, that's right. I went to Luna Park. Firstly, I went on the Spider. I was so excited.

Then the ride started. And Oh Em Gee, it was scary. And I was just sitting there screaming. Not too loudly.

When I got off, I made a mental note, "NEVER GO ON ANY MORE RIDES."

That mental note got wiped when I went on the G-Force. And I'm glad it got wiped. 'Cause the G-Force was SO freaking good.

The Dragon was pretty good too. And I love the Elephant ride. It reminded me of Dumbo. X]

I went on the Dodgem Cars too. Except the queue was long. And I waited for AGES.
And when I actually got on the ride, it was HORRIBLE. I couldn't steer. I kept going in circles. And getting stuck.

The best part of the day was: THE LUNA PARK PEOPLE'S PANTS!!!

The pants were purple. PURPLE!!! They were awesome. Absolutely. =]

CARTOONS. X]







I am a BIG fan of the cartoons in the newspaper. Especially the Herald Sun like Mark Knight and Macca.

And I love the Leunig cartoons in The Age. I sure do. =]

I will show you some. Some may not be funny. I'll just post a random collection of them.



OH SNAP. X]

Yes. This post will be about COMEBACK lines. X]

You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.

I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication.

3. Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

"Get a life."

I'll post more when I find more. X]

Thursday, December 6, 2007

My little Television. X]

Why don't we all sit down and watch the good ol' TV?

Reader: What channel?

Channel Seven. And don't ask me what time. Or day. =]

Reader: Riiiight. Then what do we watch?

THAT 70'S SHOW!!!

Everyone: *cheers*

Yay for TV. =]



Wednesday, December 5, 2007

RANDOM IMAGES. X]



K. You might be thinking, "Why would someone bore us with random images?"

Well, I have news for you. You are wrong. These images made me laugh. So, I'm sharing them with you. Aren't I nice? X]

Yeah. They are.

The first one has ELMO in it. Look closely. X]
Big Bird is lying on the table.

And in the second picture, the bunny got sexual with all the other animals.

And Noah was angry at the bunny. But I still love the bunny. 'Cause it did what I would do.

Bunnies are cute. Remember my bunny, Thumper? Oh wait -- how would you know my bunny? You don't even know where I live. Unless you are my stalker.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The Hearts Game. X]

If you can read the small writing in the picture, you will see that I beat Pete Wentz in a game of Hearts.

The Game of Hearts. Quite a simple game to learn.

INSTRUCTIONS:
  1. Choose three cards to pass to an opponent (except for every fourth hand, when no cards are passed). To select a card to pass, click it. To cancel the selection of a card, click it again.
  2. The player who has the two of clubs starts the play by leading with it.
  3. Each player, moving clockwise, clicks a card to play. You must play a card in the same suit. If you do not have one, you can play any card, except that you cannot play a heart or the queen of spades on the first trick.
The aim of the game is to be the player with the LOWEST score. The game ends when a player reaches 100.

Would YOU like to beat Pete Wentz in a game of hearts? I'll tell you how.

Click on Start. Now click on programs. Now there will be a folder called Games. If not, click on Accessories and it should be there. Now click on Games. In the Games folder, there is a number of games. Click on the one called Hearts. (The icon is a heart).

Now go to F7. And change the names to who ever you want your opponents to be. (i.e. Pete Wentz)

NOTE: It isn't the real Pete Wentz, just a computer player...

Now when you leave the options menu, notice the names aren't changed to your chosen names.

So, you have to get out of that Hearts game by clicking the X in the top right hand corner.

And go into it again by following the instructions above. Your chosen names should be there, ready to play.

Have fun and GOOD LUCK. X]

Monday, December 3, 2007

ALEISHA AND BILLY. X]

These two lovebirds. X]

Awesomeness. They were at the Idol Grand Finale. Oh yeah.

And can you believe that Hayley and Andrew broke up? It was in a little article in the newspaper..

Does anyone remember Hayley and Andrew? I didn't. Then I read more of the article and it said which Big Brother they were from and a bit about them.

Buy anyway. I'm glad Aleisha and Billy are still together. Even though I HATE Billy. Don't know why. Probably 'cause he beat Zach in the Friday Night Games.

And also I did not like Billy 'cause he didn't want to be gay with Zach. Why? Billy is lame. Poor little Zach. I love thee, Zach.

Why am I blogging about Big Brother? Ew. It makes me think of Kyle. Why do I hate Kyle? Oh yeah, he said that chick had fat arms. Remember? That was the year Laura was on Aussie Idol so I watched it. X]

If you compared me with other people, I'd have fat arms too. X]

UNIVERSITY............. X]

I'm going to university. Not for a while though. X]

And guess what course I'm doing? Church music. Well, it is just a joke. But a funny one.

And one of the songs I will sing is, "I LOVE JESUS!"

Except it is hard to sing a song in a blog. X]

Yeah. I'm random.

YEAR 11. X]

Guess what? I'm going in Year 11. Yeah.

Jealous? You should be.

And guess what we are reading for English is second semester?? I nearly died. We are reading a really cool book. *dodges tomatoes*

ANIMAL FARM! By George Orwell. It is rad. And we are also reading Montana.

*clears throat* That was Hannah. Hannah Montana? Yes.

Yes. I am insane. X]

Reader: Duh. Weren't you in rehab? Wait -- do you even go to rehab for insanity??

ARGH! I don't even know what rehabilitation is!!! X[

I'm going to Luna Park 2moro.

I am SO excited. I'm going on the spider. It is SO fun.

Yeah. *goes crazy*

THE BEST PICK UP LINES!! X]

guy: What do you call a fat polar bear?

girl: I don't know what?

guy: An 'ice breaker'...hi I'm 'insert name here', nice to meet you...

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

guy: "is this seat empty?"

girl: "sure is...and this one will be too if u sit down"

guy: if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together"

girl: "rly? if i could re-arrange it aswell i'd put f and u together"

My name is Justin. Justincredible. That is a good one even if your name isn't Justin....

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell out of heaven and landed on earth.

Guy: Ive lost my number, can I have yours?

he walks over to the pretty girl with a $20 note in his hand, and says this
"Excuse me, my mates over there just bet me $20 i couldn't start a conversation with the best looking chick in this place, my name is ____ , would you like to buy a drink with their money?"

Ist person: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
2nd person: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours...

1st person: How did you get to be so beautiful?
2nd person: I must've been given your share!

Do you believe in love at first sight or am I going to have to walk past again?

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Stand still a second so i can pick you up.

I will add some more later. Yeah. I promise. X]

Don't Forget The Lyrics. X]

Yeah. Don't forget them.

K. Did anybody watch the show?

I did. How awesome was her American accent? Americans FTW.


Yeah. They sure are.


I was so HAPPY when she chose A B C by Jackson 5 or whatever the band was.

I sang along. And then the last line. "How to get an A." I kept repeating it. Then I'd repeat, "How to earn an A." Good times.

Ah. Yeah. And when she sang the Jenny song. And she read out the whole phone number without hesitating. I was trying but I couldn't. Why? Because I wasn't born back then...

Yeah. She won $350 000 though. I was like, "Yay for her."

And she was like going crazy because the day before she had $20 in her bank account.




Sunday, December 2, 2007

My little GEEEE!!!!!!!!!! X]

Oh, how I love Gee. X]

And his sense of style in Movember. Oops, sorry. I meant NOVEMBER.

Lawl.

Yeah. If I met Gee, I would go crazy. I would. I'd hug him and be like, "My little Gee."

And he'd be like, "Thank God I don't know her..."

Wait -- I'll do a scenario about it.

Gee: Who the hell are you???
Me: I'm Laura. Your fan.
Gee: Well, I'm kinda hot. Cool me down, fan.
Me: Not that type of fan..
Gee: Oh. Fine.
Me: Yeah. Wanna play chess?
Gee: Where?
Me: On Gabe's pants.
Gee: Who is Gabe??
Gabe: (walks past) I am Gabe.
Gee: Where are you from?
Gabe: Cobra Starship. Oh yeah.
Me: This s*** is...
Gabe: SUPERCALIFRAGICLISTICEXPIELLDOCIOUS!! I can't speelll..........
Me: I love thee.
Gabe: You mean ME? X]
Me: No. Gee.
Gabe: Dammit.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

The Dogs. That are cool.



Hey people. X]

Do you have any dogs with wicked hairstyles or a cool costume?

These dogs do.

Yeah. I want the same purple wig as the dog in the picture. It looks SO awesome.

Oh, and there is another reindeer for Santa. Prancer got sacked. See above to see the latest reindeer. Oh yeah.

Oh Em Gee! I love the froggy. X]

Frogs are cute. Don't ya think? Especially when they have a doggy face. =]

Hm. Yeah. I love reading blogs. And writing them.

I have had a good song in my head. This Heart Attack. By The Faker. Oh yeah. Guess what I saw on Video Hits? Mi-inds Eyeeeeeeeee. X]

It was such an awesome song. I was like, "Woah. It is Frodo's song. Oh wait -- his name is Matt. Sorry guys."



The Scariest Film Ever.

You know what? I hate scary films.

Only because of the SCARY music. So, I made a scary sort of movie. With different music.

I'm not sure if the music is happy or sad. I only put it on because it is the only piece of music I could find. Lawl. X]

But the video is still cool. Enjoy it, everyone. X]

Comment me to tell me what you think. =]

Yeah. I am insane. =]

Oh Em Gee! It's Geeeeeeeeee. I love Gee. He is awesome. =]

Guess what song I have in my head? Clumsy. By Fergie. X]

You got me stumbling. Tripping. Stumbling. Cause I'm falling in love. I don't know the correct lyrics. X]

Girl can't help it. Alright. Girl can't help it. Alriiiiight.

And on Video Hits this morning, they were playing songs that were Brit Pop. And I was like, "Woah. Cool. Can you play Rehab by Amy Winehouse?"

But Nathan didn't. =[

But he played other cool songs. Like Clumsy. And Wonderwall ('cept I like the Ben McKenzie version). And he played Spice Up Your Life.. X]

I know you are thinking, "Did they play Let it be by the Beatles???"

No, they didn't. I was trying to send messages to Nathan's brain but found it TOO hard because he is in London and I am in another country.

This post will be big. Bigger than Hitler's gas bill. Geddit?? Did you know Hitler committed suicide. Why, I hear you ask? Cause he saw his gas bill. Lawl.








The Veronicas. X]

I was just watching Funniest Home Videos. X]

And the Veronicas were on. And Jess was wearing glasses. I was like, "Woah. She's so Australian."

Speaking of being so Australian, have you seen Matthew Hardy's video clip?

I'm so Australian.... ?? I have. It is SO funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w73y2NCaFuQ

That is the link. Above. X]

It is so hilarious. Cos I am an Aussie.

Ah. Good times. Have fun, y'all. Don't forget to eat Vegemite sandwiches and lamingtons.

Haha. X]

Friday, November 30, 2007

Fred. X]

Fred is my imaginery friend. I'll show thee a picture of him. Me and him do everything together.

Today, we went in the pool. =]

We had SO much fun. Lawl.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Andy GEEEEEE!!! X]




Woah. X]

Andrew Gee = COOL.

Yay. I will show you pictures... =]