Tuesday, June 30, 2009
It was so funny.
I love Sid. And Sid's children. lmao.
And I watched TAYG on Tuesday night. And Rove on Sunday night. Bruno was really funny except sometimes he was weird. Like, looking down the host's pants is WRONG. :.
I shall go now.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
And I was reading through all the tweets and everyone was like, "MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEAD!!11. RIP. -sadface-"
And then, I read that K-Rudd is live in the studio with Bruno. LOLLLLL.
But yes, MJ died. :(
In happier news, Dayne Beams is included in the team against Fremantle. ^______^
So is Nathan J Brown and Chris Dawes.
Which is good news because I don't have to trade Nathan J Brown and Dayne Beams off my Dream Team. :D
Sunday, June 21, 2009
- Ryan Shelton talked about karma.
- Shaun Micallef showed us his country n' western singin'.
- Hughesy rambled on about something.
- Haydo dressed up in a pig costume for the RoveDailyPlug.
- Carrie gave Rove some flowers (aw!) that were wrapped in High School Musical wrapping paper.
- Pete wasn't there. :(
- Rove told everyone he was expecting a baby only to deny it later. And everyone (i.e. Ryan, Hughesy, Carrie, etc) was like, "Look down the barrel of the camera and admit it." And I lol'd because that's what the un-brainy adults do on 5th Grader.
- And the Green Day interview. Unfortunately, Green Day didn't perform - it was a satellite interview (as in Green Day were in LA).
- And Bruno and Daniel Merriweather and Matt With The Cravat are on Rove next week. :)
Matt Lee is on TAYG in Gen Y. Sophie Lee (must be related to Matt Lee and Andy Lee and Ben Lee and Brett Lee, etc) is in Gen X and some dude is in Baby Boomers. idk.
- Committee Chair:
Dr. Nick this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges the most troubling are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant…
- Dr. Nick:
But I cleaned it with my napkin!
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
AND GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW??
DALE THOMASSSSS! He turns 22. ^________^
And he shall kick 1 BILLION GOALS against the Swans.
Speaking of kicking goals, Jack Watts kicked 2 goals last night. His team still lost but whatev.
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS BLOG SPREAD OUT SO MUCH??? WHYYYY?
Anyhoo, Before The Game is on tonight and newlywed Rove is on Sunday night. WITH THE HILARIOUS SHAUN MICALLEF~! And Green Day will be performing. ^________^
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
But the bad thing is that they all LIED.
Like, Peter Helliar tweeted that he was going to Fiji. And Hughesy tweeted that he was going to Darwin and implied that it was a "family's holiday". And then, Rove tweeted that everyone (i.e. Pete, Carrie, Hughesy, etc) was going on holidays and he wasn't. YOU LIED, ROVEEE!
It's still exciting news. ^____^
I watched Thank God You're Here last night.
The Damian Fleming thingy was SO FUNNY.
And Josh Lawson won. I miss Wipeout. Damn you, Channel 9, stop showing Ramsay and Tracy Grimshaw and Eddie McGuire and other stupid people and put on Wipeout!
Kelly Landry was awesome, LOLLL.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
And Justine had to make a pear crumble or something. It looked yum. I think Justine should have won. I mean, c'mon. She was prettier than the ugly bald guy. :|.
Oh and I watched TAYG (Talkin' 'bout Your Generation).
It was exciting.
They had to make a champagne fountain and guess who won?
Josh Thomas was awesomeeee. Luckily for him, the champagne was non-alcoholic. :)
And Kram was on Gen X. He's the dude from Spiderbait. WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB~!
And Shaun Micallef is on Rove on Sunday!!! OMIGOD.
But Peter Helliar won't be there. He'll be in Fiji. WHYYY? Who will do Petespace??? :(
Speaking of Rove, he got married, like, today or something.
GEEZ, ROVE, THANKS FOR THE WEDDING INVITATION! #sarcasm
He got married to Tasma Walton (who stars in City Homicide or something like that).
Yay for Rove. ^___^
And today at school, we got chocolate! Well, it's a fundraiser. And the chocolates cost, like, $2.50 each which is a rip-off. Oh well. It's still chocolate. :)
Collingwood play on Saturday. THEY SHALL WIN. And be in the Top 4, omigod, yay!
And Melbourne shall win on Friday night. Jack Watts will kick 1,000,000,000,000 goals. Srsly. And if he doesn't play, then Melbourne will get THRASHED by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points. js. They deserve it if JWatts doesn't play.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
I watched Rove yesterday (and the end of Masterchef).
Justine won the challenge-y thingy on Masterchef. PUT THAT IN YOUR BEER AND CHEW IT, CHRIS!! ^___^
Rove was really funny. Like when Ross Noble was telling his story of the vegan-vegetarian stalls who didn't have any sausage rolls. :)
And Isabel Lucas and Lily Allen were awesome. LOL.
AND GUESS WHO IS ON ROVE NEXT WEEK?
And Green Day are performing. Yes, I know who my enemy is. Thank you for asking, Billy Joe.
Also, guess whose birthday is on June 21st???
Some clues: He plays for the awesomest team EVERRR.
The people on TAYG tomorrow aren't very exciting. I either don't know them or, well, I've never heard of them. (Those two reasons are the same but whatev).
Even though it's a split round, I won't get 8 in my footy tipping because Hawthorn lost. Epic fail.
Oh well. My Dream Team will, hopefully, win. Because I has Dale Thomas and Jack Watts and Buddy Franklin and Chris Judd and Jimmy Bartel and many more awesome players. (Did I just mention Judd in that list? Because he is not awesome. js.)
TAYG IS ON TOMORROW!
With some guy called Kram in Gen X, some model or something in Gen Y, and some Play School person in Baby Boomers. (After doing a bit of googling, Kram is the guy who sings, "WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB.... BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD, BAMA LAMB... SOMETHING SOMETHING... WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB~!")
Wow~, this should be a good night of TAYG. LOLLLLL.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
KStew was awesome. :)
I kept thinking her name in the movie was Bella (I wonder why...) but in actual fact, it was Lisa.
LOL, when they were in outer space, there was an astronaut. And KStew looked into the astronaut's eyes and was like, "He has nice eyes. He was very protective of me" etc. And I'm like, "I bet he doesn't watch you sleep... like Edward."
Anyway, the astronaut turned out to be an older version of KStew's 10-year-old brother. And KStew was like, "OH, I WANTED TO..."
Oh and at the end of the movie, the 10-year-old was like to KStew, "Do you still think about his gorgeous eyes?" And KStew was like, "...-walks away-"
Anyhoo, it was great movie. LOL KStew.
I really should watch Harry Potter 4 again. There's a sparkly vampire in that movie. EDWARD~! (Or Cedric Diggory, for all you non-Twilight fans).
I also watched Before The Game yesterday. :D
It was funny.
Except I'm sick of watching footage of blood coming out of Chris Judd's nose. EWWW.
Rove is on tonight.
With Carrie and Pete and Hughesy and Ross Noble and Isabel Lucas and the fabulous Lily Allen.
The AFL Dream Team people decided it would be a good idea to make a lockout for the WHOLE split round. And they won't release the ~finalised~ teams for the three games next week. SO, HOW DO I UPDATE MY TEAM? :|.
Half my team is either Collingwood, Geelong or Melbourne which means if someone from the aforementioned teams is not playing, I can't trade them BECAUSE I WON'T KNOW AS THE TEAMS HAVEN'T BEEN RELEASED YET.
So, my team could lose if Jack Watts isn't listed in the team or if Dale Thomas' ankle/knee has become too painful or something. (Not that the aforementioned players make many points but still).
But my point is, that Scott Pendlebury or Jimmy Bartel may break their leg (OH, GOD, TOUCH WOOD NOW!) and my team will FAILLL excessively because Pendlebury and Jimmy are, like, the most-scoring-players on my Dream Team. (Well, besides the St. Kilda players so I'm thanking God for the fact that St. Kilda played last night). ^_____^
Friday, June 12, 2009
If I had to choose a team to knock St. Kilda/Geelong off the top of the ladder, I wouldn't choose Carlton. Basically because 1) they are ALL ugly and 2) Fev has REALLY BAD tattoos. js.
Hence why I don't want Carlton to win tonight. :)
Only Collingwood and Melbourne deserve to have the glory of knocking Geelong/Saints off the top spot on the ladder. Collingwood deserve it because they are awesome and the best team EVERRR.
And then, Melbourne deserve it because.. well.. idk. I suppose it's because on the Simpsons, Marge and Homer invited some guests around for dinner. And Milhouse's parents had a fight so Marge got Lisa to come in the room and sing.
So, Lisa was like, "~IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG, IT'S A HIGH FLYING FLAG~~IT'S THE EMBLEM FOR MEEEE AND FOR YOUUUU~!"
And Kirk (Milhouse's dad) was like angrily, ":... OH, NOW YOU'VE GOT THE KID SINGING!"
And I'm like, "PIPE DOWN, YOU NON-MELBOURNE SUPPORTER!"
Well, I'm not a Melbourne supporter either but whatev.
Also, I remember on the Simpsons, there was a Mardi Gras parade and they played the St. Kilda theme song. Oh and they played the St. Kilda theme song when Homer ran away from his own wedding. (I didn't watch that whole episode because TGYH was also on).
I'll leave you with some ~interesting~ quotes:
“If you can handball it, handball it. If you can kick it, kick it. But if you can handball it, kick it.”
“60% of the time, it works every time.”
“When we have the ball, they don’t."
(Btw~, I don't understand the first two..)
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Along with all the other Year 12's in Victoria (and all the people doing a year 12 subject).
If you aren't in Victoria, the GAT is a General Achievement Test (which is pointless but whatev) where there is 70 multiple choice questions and two essay to write.
Anyway, this year, some year 12's in Victoria decided it would be good idea to pull a stunt in the GAT. Not an outrageous stunt. Not a stunt that will mess up their score.
No. It was a stunt where anyone doing the GAT had to somehow say something about George Clooney in one of their essays. (Mainly the point of view essay because I doubt George Clooney can relate to bees but w/e).
I lol'd when I found this out.
The examiners' minds will be messed up, LOLLL.
Btw~, there was an informative essay and a point of view essay to write. The informative one was on bees. Bees make almonds and apples and oranges and honey (ORLY?) and cotton and all sorts of other foods. :)
Speaking of bees, Jack Watts has a Dream Team. And his symbol (for the team) is a bee. So, Jack Watts would like bees. And he did the GAT today so he would have loved the informative essay, lol.
Y'know what would be awesome?
If Jack Watts was on Before The Game on Saturday.
Because he's such an awesome player, js. And he would be funny too. idek.
I had two exams this week.
Accounting and Chemistry.
Chemistry was freakin' hard. Some people in my class didn't even get to finish all the questions. I did. But I mainly guessed the questions. For example: "Why is sucrose more soluble?" My answer: "Because it's sugar...?"
Oh and there was a question where it was like, "A student wanted to dilute some HCl. But they accidentally grabbed the NaOH instead of the distilled water." And I wrote next to it: "LABEL YOUR BEAKERS!!!" LOLLL. Because my year 11 Chemistry teacher goes (a week before the exam): "Just remember what you've learned." WELLLLL, VCAA, THAT'S WHAT I'VE LEARNED SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PLASTIC CUP AND CHEW IT; also, can I have an A+, I love you, I'll bake you cookies...?
And the Accounting exam was much easier (well, I chopped down more trees and did more practice exams for Accounting but still).
WOW, this post is really long, sorry.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAY NIGHT. With the fabulous Lily Allen (omigod, hopefully she wears sparkly shoes again, lol, omg).
And Ross Noble and Isabel Lucas are also on. So, if you like them, you should totally watch Rove, kk.
WAAAAAAAIT - is Isabel Lucas the one who went to Japan or something and campaigned against whales and then the Japanese hated her or something? idk.
Someone pls tell me. PLS?
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Shaun Micallef was hilarious.
If you didn't watch it, then you should. :)
Josh Thomas was good at directing Dave Thornton to parallel park. ^______^
And I loved it when Dave Thornton got asked a question at the start of the show and he was like, "WAIT - I JUST HAVE TO UPDATE MY TWITTER!" And I lol'd.
Um, one of the "Trending Topics" on Twitter was Futurama!
Apparently, they are in the process of making (or already made) 26 new episodes.
OH, PLS GOD, CAN YOU PUT THE NEW EPISODES ON CHANNEL 10 BEFORE FOXTEL?? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE? I'LL BAKE YOU COOKIES. (Well, I can't cook but whatev).
Anyhoo, back to the awesome topic of TAYG (or as it is most commonly known as: TBYG).
I love it when Shaun Micallef is like, "We don't have much money for a trophy so I took something out of my own collection.." And he brought out a mug that said, "WORLD'S GREATEST LOVER." lmao. (The week before, he brought out a Runner's Up trophy that he won as a kid or something...).
Oh and I love the blind monks. Unfortunately, they don't make an appearance but they live on top of the TAYG studio. I think. idk.
I hope that Jack Watts gets to play another game for Melbourne. Preferably next week (not this Friday but the Friday after because there's a split round and stuff).
Monday, June 8, 2009
Jack Watts played well, though. Okay, he didn't get the ball much but still. His first touch in AFL was when he was being sandwiched by two Collingwood players. JACK WATTS SAMMICH, OM NOM NOM.
Collingwood won, js.
And my Dream Team won too.
Jack Watts made about 24 for my Dream Team. (But he was an emergency so his score was included).
Oh and when I was watching the footy, the commentators were like, "He had his hands full with Dick." And also, Robert Walls goes, "Swan, goes for Dick... and has got him." And I lol'd. #timetogrowup
TAYG is on tonight.
Y'know who would be good on TAYG?
Mike, Bree or Fitzy.
STFU, I'm really missing Friday Night Live, okay?
Masterchef just isn't the same. People who are stressing over cooking some food is not the same as a 20-year-old bogan running around desperately trying to win a random trophy and delegate chores to all the other bogans just so they can sit on their butt all day and sun bake.
The only contestant on Masterchef who came close to being like a Big Brother contestant was Kate. And that's because she whinged all the time and everyone hated her (except for me).
Anyhoo, I'm sure TAYG will be awesome tonight. Josh Thomas is awesomizzle. ^______^
I got 7 in my footy tipping, btw~.
So, put that in your plastic cup and chew it! :P
Sunday, June 7, 2009
It was awesomeeeeeee.
The highlights (or parts I can remember):
- Hamish and Andy's "Put-pocketing". lmao. They had to put twenty bucks in someone's pocket but if that person noticed, that person couldn't keep the money. :)
- P!nk and Carey Hart. AWESOMEEEEEEE. Rove went on the trapeze thing.
- Gordon f*cking Ramsay. Wow. I lol'd when Rove and Gordon were, like, fighting. And I'm like, "GO ROVE! BEAT THAT HORRIBLE PRICK!" lmfao. There was no bleeping though. My ears hurt.
- Haydo in the RoveDailyPlug. And Nick was all like, "OH, I MISS YOU, HAYDO~!" Because Haydo was ~dead~. And then, Nick went to heaven and Haydo was holding a laptop, visiting a la rovedaily.com.au wearing Lady-Gaga-esque clothing. Mmm.
- K-Rudd P.M. segment. K-Rudd rang up Obama and was like, "I JUST SAVED OUR COUNTRY FROM RECESSION, HOW'S YOUR COUNTRY GOING? HAHAHA~!"
- Um, the attack at Home and Away and its "acting". I want to read a book written by two ex-Home and Away stars, js. But I don't watch Home and Away. It's quite boring. idk.
- LILY ALLEN IS ON NEXT WEEK. She shall be performing. ^__________^
- Isabel Lucas (no idea who she is O_____O) and Ross Noble (comedian!) are also on Rove next week. Hopefully, Hughesy is on too. :)
Oh and Dave Thornton, Marcia Hines and Matt Welsh are on TAYG on Tuesday. AND THEY GET TO REVERSE PARALLEL PARK~! The last time I saw someone parallel park on TV was on Friday Night Live. OH, I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH. ;_; (Btw~, I don't miss Big Brother; just Friday Night Live). I liked Fridays when Mike, Bree and Fitzy got together and made me lol.
I'm having regrets about writing that death threat to Kyle IN BLOOD to tell him to GET OUT OF MY TV AND LEAVEEEEEE.
Oh, look, it's Melbourne's Twitter King. WITH PUDDING. ^_____^
In the newspaper, it said Hughesy had the most followers on Twitter in Melbourne. He has, like, 30,000 followers and I have, like, 60 followers. EPIC FAILL.
Hamish and Andy are on Rove tonight.
They'll be "put-pocketing" which I presume is the opposite of "pick-pocketing". idk.
And P!nk is on Roveee. OMIGOD, YAY. With her husband, Carey Hart.
Also, Myf will be on Rove too because Carrie is sick. (Hopefully, it's not swine flu).
I remember last year when Myf read the news AND SHE COULDN'T KEEP A SERIOUS FACE. She kept laughing. And I'm like, "A good newsreader does not laugh while reading the news."
DO YOU HEAR KENT BROCKMAN LAUGHING WHILE READING THE NEWS?
No, no you don't.
THEN WHY DOES MYF LAUGH???? :(
Um, and yeah.
Dale Thomas plays footy tomorrow.
Against the O Mighty Jack Watts.
If Collingwood and Geelong both win, I will get 7 in my footy tipping. (Fyi~, I didn't tip Carlton, ugh, fail).
And Kurt Tippett kicked 7 goals. HE'S ON MY DREAM TEAM.
I did manage to watch Bruce Almighty yesterday. I just turned on the TV and Bruce Almighty was on and I'm like, "THANK YOU, GOD, I LOVE THEE." As opposed to, "SMITE ME, O MIGHTY SMITER~!"
And, omigod, they had bloopers at the end of Bruce Almighty.
Yes, bloopers. :D
Oh and did I mention that Gordon f*cking Ramsay is on Rove?
Because he is.
I wonder if the Rove producers will have to bleep out everything he says. His interview will be like, "Hi Rove. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I like saying BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. Cooking is BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP fantastic. My family are BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP wonderful. Hey, I didn't BLEEEEEEP swear, you just BLEEEEEEEEEEP bleeped out whatever I say. BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP you."
To translate, BLEEEEEEEEEP = F*CK or F*CKING or something like that.
Okay, I'll try and keep this blog G-rated.
UGH, THE LAPTOP IS RUNNING OUT OF BATTERY, UGH.
BLEEEEEEEEP you, battery!
SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR MEEEEEE. #rove.
Saturday, June 6, 2009
I wish Dale Thomas could be God and make the sky look pretty and what not.
And, um, yeah.
I can spell. I'M SO CLEVERRR.
I'm Laura and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Friday, June 5, 2009
TWITTER IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE?
Gee, even Twitter is trying to get me to study.
And Google wants me to stop studying to play Tetris today. :.
Oh and I did a Facebook quiz which said I'll get an A+ in the Chemistry and Accounting exams.
FACEBOOK BETTER BE RIGHT OR ELSEEEEEE.
Well, Facebook does lie. Even I know that.
Like, once I was on Facebook, and it said, "YOU WILL MARRY SOMEONE STARTING WITH N." And I'm like, "EXCUSE YOU, DALE THOMAS DOES NOT START WITH N, F*** YOU VERY MUCH!!"
That's the end of this post and the start (or resuming) of my studying.
EDIT: Um. Does anyone know where I can find the solutions to Neap Practice Exams? I can't find them. EPIC FAILLLLL.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
I watched TAYG (Talkin' about your generation) on Tuesday. WHICH WAS HILARIOUS, js.
Even though I didn't know any of the guests, it was still worth it because Shaun Micallef is just so funny. And Josh Thomas. ^_____^
I also watched the Simpsons/Da Kath & Kim Code yesterday night. :)
Both very funny. :D
I have two exams next week. Ew.
Accounting. Chemistry. And both of them count towards my ENTER score (which is the same as HSC score, etc, for all you non-Victorians).
And also, my career path will either be Science-y (which means I have to go well in Chemistry) or Accounting (which, of course, means I have to go well in Accounting).
Um, and yeah.
Monday, June 1, 2009
I saw some of the New Moon trailer. (New Moon is the sequel to Twilight, in case you are living under a rock).
IT LOOKS AWESOME.
I saw the part at Bella's 18th birthday party where she cut her finger.
And then, I saw the bit where they are standing in a forest and Edward goes, "You'll never see me again." And I'm like, "NOOOOOOOO! DON'T LEAVE, EDWARD!" Except I already know what happens. SPOILER ALERT: EDWARD DIES. jk. He comes back though to see Bella. Detoured through Italy. It was great.
And I saw the part where Laurent was like, "HE LEFT YOU. SO YOU'RE MINEEEE!"
And Jacob comes in with his ~awesomeness~ and did some awesomely cool move to turn into a werewolf and killed Laurent. (Did I just say Jacob was awesome? :|...)
WELLLLLL, he looked hot, okay, in the trailer. :D
I really want to see the movie. OMIGOD, YESSSSSSS. I shall find tickets to an advanced screening. If there are any. idk. :|.
And also, some ex-Home and Away stars shall be blogging on this website. So check it out, my friends (or just random stalkers...).
Well, the ex-Home and Away stars wrote a book together and it totally comes out this month (it's called "yr life" or something like that, idk).
SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR MEEEEEEE. #rove.