My New Year's Eve consisted of me reading Loathing Lola.
Yes, I am a nerd.
Anyway, when I was reading Loathing Lola, I was like, "Ahem. Who does Courtney remind me of?" And the name which came to my head was, "Kristen Stewart." LOLWHUT?
If Loathing Lola was a movie, KStew would be Courtney.
idk.
I just love them both, kk.
And I think Courtney and Tim should start dating. Perfect couple, y/y?
Jackson Hammond reminds me of Jacob Black. Like, he kissed Courtney as if to say, "Wanna start dating? I'm sure it's fine, your boyfriend only died 5 weeks ago~!"
Gee. If I were Courtney, I would've punched Jackson in the face and ended up with a broken hand... WHUT?
Katie is a good character. She's all like, "I can have the lead role if I just Courtney out of the way... OH HAI, LOLA~! WANNA BE FILMED IN REAL TEENS, Y/Y? ^_^"
And Courtney was like, "Ugh. Bitchface."
Ahem.
I haven't finished Loathing Lola yet.
I'm also reading True Colours by Adam Gilchrist. X']
Good book.
Gilly was, like, my favourite cricket player and then, he retired. ;_;
But I've got Mitchell Johnson and Nathan Hauritz now so yeah. ^_^
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
YOUNG CELEBRITIES.
My list of cool celebrities under the age 22.
- Dale Thomas.
- Gabriella Cilmi.
- Jordin Sparks.
- Jonas Brothers.
- Miley Cyrus (just kidding!)
- Demi Lovato. (Camp Rock was awesome, kk)
- Kristen Stewart.
And yeah.
KStew should really be at the top. ^_^
Mutant song lyrics. X']
MUTANT SONG LYRICS.
- I kissed a giant squid and I liked it.
- A little less duck, a little more action please.
- I kissed an underpants and I liked it.
- Oh, I heard it through the umbrella.
- My Laura brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.
- Laura, Laura, Laura Must be funny In the rich man's world.
- If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Laura.
- The phone rings, in the middle of the night, My father yells 'What you gonna do with your Laura?'
- I kissed a Laura and I liked it.
- All I ever wanted All I ever needed Is here in my pants.
- My underpants brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours.
These are pretty funny. X']
And yeah.
TV SHOWS.
I feel like blogging about nothing in particular.
I was going to write a Top 10 Movies/Books/People/idk. But I'm too lazy.
So, I'll just review some TV shows that happened this year (2008) in no particular order.
I was going to write a Top 10 Movies/Books/People/idk. But I'm too lazy.
So, I'll just review some TV shows that happened this year (2008) in no particular order.
- The Simpsons - Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Always been awesome and always shall.
- Futurama - See above.
- Rove - So funny. I love Petespace, Carrie at the Newsdesk, Rove's Monologue, Things I Love, 20 bucks in 20 seconds, Help Me Hughesy and every other part. X']
- Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader - Rove can make anything awesome. He should have been the host for Big Brother/Australian Idol/any other boring show.
- Big Brother - I only watched Friday Night Live (Yay Mikey, Bree and Fitzy!) because that's all I ever watched. The Daily Shows, Eviction Shows and Nominations Shows are too boring for me. And I absolutely HATE Kyle.
- Australian Idol - I only watched two episodes - one of them was when Brooke left (Damn!) and the another was when Gabriella Cilmi performed. I don't really care for Idol contestants. Once they leave the show, they don't really do anything. It is kinda like 15-seconds-of-fame.
- The Biggest Loser - I didn't watch this. Neither did the rest of Australia. Well, I presume no one watched it because WHO WOULD WATCH A STUPID SHOW ABOUT FAT PEOPLE TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT??????? idk.
- The Amazing Race - Omg. The Frat boys were meant to win. ;_; Oh well. It was a good season though. lmao.
- So You Think You Can Dance Australia - Nat Bass is a good host. I liked SYTYCDA. I was going to watch the American version but I never did. (Epic Fail). Anyway, the Australian version was ^_^.
- 90210 - Ha! I watched this show once ('cause a family friend made me) and I was so bored that I slept for half of it. My attention span is extremely short.
- Friends - I saw the episode where Joey comes in wearing a Superman outfit. And he's like, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" lol. And they bought Joey a spider and he was terrified of spiders and ran into the closet. And later on, he comes out of the closet in a Superman costume. X']
- Kath & Kim - Awesome show. I've never seen the American version but the Australian version is funny as, bro. I was in JB HI FI and there was a box set of Kath & Kim for 100 bucks. And I'm like to my mum, "I WANT IT FOR MAH BIRTHDAY!!!11."
- Don't Forget The Lyrics - It's a good show. I hate it how they have WAAAAAAAY too many ad breaks. FAIL.
- Hamish and Andy Regifted - This show was hilarious. I liked the ghosting and the doorknocking. And everything else. ^_^
- Before The Game - Dale Thomas won Tool of the Week twice! And he won Tool of the Year!! YAY. But yeah. Good show. Dear Dale Thomas, your new year's resolution is to win Tool of the Week three times. kk.
- AFL - Ah, Dale Thomas. You make the AFL heaps more interesting.
- Cricket - Hauritz and Johnson are so adorable. ILY.
And that's all that I can think of. Enjoy the New Year!! ^_^
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
LAST DAY OF THE YEAR!
I have Adam Gilchrist's book. ^_^
Gilly is awesome.
I can't wait till Hauritz and Johnson write a book. They are so adorable. X']
Anyhoo, I baked a cake today.
It is a chocolate cake. But I haven't eated it yet 'cause I have to put the icing on. ^_^
And yeah.
Anyone doing anything for New Year's Eve?
I'm not.
I'm just too lazy/socially retarded/idk.
Pfft.
At least Channel 10 has some (probably boring) entertainment. I mean, if you want to entertain me, put the Simpsons on.
Oh and speaking of the Simpsons, guess what's coming on at 6:30 pm weeknights????
FUTURAMA!!!
Yay.
I love Fry and Zoidberg and Amy and Bender and Leela and Hermes and Scruffy (the janitor ^_^).
OMG.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Gilly is awesome.
I can't wait till Hauritz and Johnson write a book. They are so adorable. X']
Anyhoo, I baked a cake today.
It is a chocolate cake. But I haven't eated it yet 'cause I have to put the icing on. ^_^
And yeah.
Anyone doing anything for New Year's Eve?
I'm not.
I'm just too lazy/socially retarded/idk.
Pfft.
At least Channel 10 has some (probably boring) entertainment. I mean, if you want to entertain me, put the Simpsons on.
Oh and speaking of the Simpsons, guess what's coming on at 6:30 pm weeknights????
FUTURAMA!!!
Yay.
I love Fry and Zoidberg and Amy and Bender and Leela and Hermes and Scruffy (the janitor ^_^).
OMG.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Monday, December 29, 2008
SOUTH AFRICA: EPIC FAIL.
Ugh. Can't Australia win against South Africa?
Just bowl them out already. Geez..
Anyhoo, last night I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Buttons with my cousins and brothers and yeah.
It has Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett in it.
Basically, it is just about Benjamin who is born as an 80-year-old and he gets younger instead of older.
So, you'd already know what'll happen.
But the silly thing was - it got draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagged out for 2 and a half hours when we already knew what would happen. idk.
I wouldn't recommend seeing it.
It's more of a romance-epic-adult-movie.
And there are funny parts. Like a few times, a guy would be like, "Did y'know I got struck by lightning 7 times?"
lmao.
Meanwhile, I'm reading Loathing Lola.
Good book.
Extremely good book. ^_^
Speaking of good books, if you liked Twilight, read THIS.
By THIS, I mean Kerrelyn Sparks' series called Love At Stake.
The fisrt book is How To Marry A Millionaire Vampire.
Omg. Yes, I will be reading this series. Except if it isn't up to my standards then I will only read the first book. I don't think any romantic-teenage-couples can beat Bella and Edward. X']
That is all.
Just bowl them out already. Geez..
Anyhoo, last night I saw The Curious Case Of Benjamin Buttons with my cousins and brothers and yeah.
It has Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett in it.
Basically, it is just about Benjamin who is born as an 80-year-old and he gets younger instead of older.
So, you'd already know what'll happen.
But the silly thing was - it got draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagged out for 2 and a half hours when we already knew what would happen. idk.
I wouldn't recommend seeing it.
It's more of a romance-epic-adult-movie.
And there are funny parts. Like a few times, a guy would be like, "Did y'know I got struck by lightning 7 times?"
lmao.
Meanwhile, I'm reading Loathing Lola.
Good book.
Extremely good book. ^_^
Speaking of good books, if you liked Twilight, read THIS.
By THIS, I mean Kerrelyn Sparks' series called Love At Stake.
The fisrt book is How To Marry A Millionaire Vampire.
Omg. Yes, I will be reading this series. Except if it isn't up to my standards then I will only read the first book. I don't think any romantic-teenage-couples can beat Bella and Edward. X']
That is all.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
BEST PART IN BOMBSHELLS:
When Theresa (I think) goes, "Wife sounds like a kitchen utensil. WHERE'S THE WIFE? IN THE DISHWASHER." lmao
I lol'd so much at that part. X']
And yeah. That is all.
I lol'd so much at that part. X']
And yeah. That is all.
TWILIGHT, DECODE AND STUFF.
Sorry for the non-existant blog posts.
I have been reading/shopping/eating/whatever.
Mainly reading. I finished 1984. And I started reading another book/play/idk. It's called Bombshells. And at the start, the chick (Meryl or something) was talking about all this stuff. And she mentioned a brothel. And I'm like, "Uhh.. please don't go to a brothel. 1) I think it's probably horrible - well, I've never been to one and never want to - and 2) you have children, for heaven's sake."
Anyway, I haven't read much of Bombshells.
I was in Sanity today (Well, I was passing by and heard that they were playing Two Hearts by Kylie so I couldn't resist going in and dancing. >_>).
And they had Funhouse by P!nk and the Twilight soundtrack and many other good (and bad) music.
Anyway, has anyone seen Twilight?
I have seen it three times but I still don't know where Decode by Paramore is in the film.
Like, I know Muse is at the baseball scene; Linkin Park is in the credits; and I don't know where Decode is. Epic Fail.
Oh well.
It might be in the credits but at the END of the credits. Actually that would fail because Decode is meant to be the song for Twilight, I think.
Or maybe the Muse song is the song 'cause SMeyer probably wrote the books while listening to Muse. X']
In conclusion, I should really watch Twilight again (I know, I am a Twihard) so I know where Decode is in the movie.
Unless one of you tells me, y/y?
I have been reading/shopping/eating/whatever.
Mainly reading. I finished 1984. And I started reading another book/play/idk. It's called Bombshells. And at the start, the chick (Meryl or something) was talking about all this stuff. And she mentioned a brothel. And I'm like, "Uhh.. please don't go to a brothel. 1) I think it's probably horrible - well, I've never been to one and never want to - and 2) you have children, for heaven's sake."
Anyway, I haven't read much of Bombshells.
I was in Sanity today (Well, I was passing by and heard that they were playing Two Hearts by Kylie so I couldn't resist going in and dancing. >_>).
And they had Funhouse by P!nk and the Twilight soundtrack and many other good (and bad) music.
Anyway, has anyone seen Twilight?
I have seen it three times but I still don't know where Decode by Paramore is in the film.
Like, I know Muse is at the baseball scene; Linkin Park is in the credits; and I don't know where Decode is. Epic Fail.
Oh well.
It might be in the credits but at the END of the credits. Actually that would fail because Decode is meant to be the song for Twilight, I think.
Or maybe the Muse song is the song 'cause SMeyer probably wrote the books while listening to Muse. X']
In conclusion, I should really watch Twilight again (I know, I am a Twihard) so I know where Decode is in the movie.
Unless one of you tells me, y/y?
Friday, December 26, 2008
BOXING DAY SALES.
I went to the city for the Boxing Day Sales.
It was like crowded. We basically just went to Myer, David Jones and some of the shops near there.
I found this totally cool lolly shop. And it gave out free samples. X']
(Well, I'd been there before 'cause we went there in year 9 - I still remember that!)
And I was looking at the books in Myer. And I looked for Loathing Lola. And my patience is limited so after about 10 minutes, I stopped looking and started reading Hamlet (Do you believe in ghosts? ^_^).
And I was kinda laughing while reading Hamlet. And some girl came up next to me and picked up the book right next to Hamlet. And I looked at the cover and guess what that girl had picked up??
LOATHING LOLA. D:
So I picked up another copy of Loathing Lola and bought it. The queue was SO long but I didn't care. I had Loathing Lola. YAY!
I didn't end up buying Hamlet though.
Well, I wasn't planning to but it is so ^_^ that I nearly did.
Anyway, we walked around the city for God-knows-how-long.
My feet were hurting. ;_;
But I had a milkshake and a muffin.
Delicious. (:
In 1984, Winston gets taken to the Miniluv (I love Newspeak ...shut up) and he doesn't know whether it is day or night.
So, whenever someone comes to his room, he is like, "Do you know the time?!"
And they are always like, "Uh, no. Why?!"
If I lived in 1984, I'd walk around saying, "DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!! DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!!"
And everyone would be like, "O_O! WHUT?"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-A.
Ahem. I just had to add the 'A' onto 'LOL'.
Loathing Lola is a fabulous book.
Why didn't Katie get chosen for the reality TV show? She is fierce and a good role model. She's all like to Courtney, "Be fierce lyk a tiger. GRRRRR!"
Courtney was really good convincing the panel to let her be on the reality TV show. Grr.
^_^
And yeah.
It was like crowded. We basically just went to Myer, David Jones and some of the shops near there.
I found this totally cool lolly shop. And it gave out free samples. X']
(Well, I'd been there before 'cause we went there in year 9 - I still remember that!)
And I was looking at the books in Myer. And I looked for Loathing Lola. And my patience is limited so after about 10 minutes, I stopped looking and started reading Hamlet (Do you believe in ghosts? ^_^).
And I was kinda laughing while reading Hamlet. And some girl came up next to me and picked up the book right next to Hamlet. And I looked at the cover and guess what that girl had picked up??
LOATHING LOLA. D:
So I picked up another copy of Loathing Lola and bought it. The queue was SO long but I didn't care. I had Loathing Lola. YAY!
I didn't end up buying Hamlet though.
Well, I wasn't planning to but it is so ^_^ that I nearly did.
Anyway, we walked around the city for God-knows-how-long.
My feet were hurting. ;_;
But I had a milkshake and a muffin.
Delicious. (:
In 1984, Winston gets taken to the Miniluv (I love Newspeak ...shut up) and he doesn't know whether it is day or night.
So, whenever someone comes to his room, he is like, "Do you know the time?!"
And they are always like, "Uh, no. Why?!"
If I lived in 1984, I'd walk around saying, "DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!! DOUBLEPLUSGOOD!!"
And everyone would be like, "O_O! WHUT?"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-A.
Ahem. I just had to add the 'A' onto 'LOL'.
Loathing Lola is a fabulous book.
Why didn't Katie get chosen for the reality TV show? She is fierce and a good role model. She's all like to Courtney, "Be fierce lyk a tiger. GRRRRR!"
Courtney was really good convincing the panel to let her be on the reality TV show. Grr.
^_^
And yeah.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
TWILIGHT AND CHRISTMAS.
Christmas was yesterday.
And I ate too much. Ugh.
Well, we had a massive turkey and ham. Like, massive. Enormous. Bigger than an elephant.
For the presents, I got The Lab by Jack Heath (yay!), The Killers album, chocolate and heaps more.
My mum was going to buy me Loathing Lola but no, it was sold out of copies at all the bookshops in Melbourne. EPIC FAIL.
And I didn't get my gorilla or the drum kit. ;_;
But yeah. On Christmas, my cousins and my nana came around and we had a big lunch. And then, some people had a nap and others played the Wii or table tennis. And then, we had a massive dinner with, like, three cakes for dessert. (I ate so much cake - I feel proud)
And on Christmas Eve, guess what I did?
I went to the cinemas with my cousins. AND WE SAW TWILIGHT. D:
One of my cousins hadn't seen it and the other cousin had.
But we all still enjoyed it. ^_^
I love Eric and Mike. They are so funny. X']
But I still have to close my eyes for the Fight scene.
That is scary.
My favourite parts would be the "...Awhile" part, the pepper spray jokes, and the time when Bella meets the Cullen family. ^_^
I shall go now. (:
Later, peeps.
And I ate too much. Ugh.
Well, we had a massive turkey and ham. Like, massive. Enormous. Bigger than an elephant.
For the presents, I got The Lab by Jack Heath (yay!), The Killers album, chocolate and heaps more.
My mum was going to buy me Loathing Lola but no, it was sold out of copies at all the bookshops in Melbourne. EPIC FAIL.
And I didn't get my gorilla or the drum kit. ;_;
But yeah. On Christmas, my cousins and my nana came around and we had a big lunch. And then, some people had a nap and others played the Wii or table tennis. And then, we had a massive dinner with, like, three cakes for dessert. (I ate so much cake - I feel proud)
And on Christmas Eve, guess what I did?
I went to the cinemas with my cousins. AND WE SAW TWILIGHT. D:
One of my cousins hadn't seen it and the other cousin had.
But we all still enjoyed it. ^_^
I love Eric and Mike. They are so funny. X']
But I still have to close my eyes for the Fight scene.
That is scary.
My favourite parts would be the "...Awhile" part, the pepper spray jokes, and the time when Bella meets the Cullen family. ^_^
I shall go now. (:
Later, peeps.
Monday, December 22, 2008
THIS IS BIG BROTHER. YOU HAVE BEEN EVICTED.
WHUT?
Click on the link. Is the movie Marley & Me (that is coming out in cinemas) the same as the book Marley & Me?
If so, I want to see the movie.
Okay, fine. I just want to read the book because the book review seemed really good. ^_^
Books > Movies.
2 more sleeps till Christmas.
Hopefully, I will get Loathing Lola for Christmas.
Because I really, really, really, really, really want to read it. Really.
In the meantime, I'm reading 1984. ^_^
Winston Smith and Julia have just joined the Dark Side.
Like we didn't see that coming.
Well, it isn't really the Dark Side but I'm calling it that because if Big Brother finds out someone is against him, he'll evict you. And Gretel Killeen will be like, "IT'S TIME TO GO... -dramatic pause- ... WINSTON SMITH!"
And then, they vanish from society and everyone forgets them. D:
Well, Winston hasn't been evicted. Not yet, anyway. Idk.
I'll stop talking about 1984. X']
Good book, though.
I keep expecting Big Brother to announce over the telescreens, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER. HOUSEMATES: GO TO THE DIARY ROOM IMMEDIATELY" in that deep, sexy voice of his.
Ah well. Maybe BB could just be like, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER" or "ASSUME NOTHING. EXPECT ANYTHING" or even "YOU WANT TO GET IN MY ~PANTS? I DON'T THINK SO."
Click on the link. Is the movie Marley & Me (that is coming out in cinemas) the same as the book Marley & Me?
If so, I want to see the movie.
Okay, fine. I just want to read the book because the book review seemed really good. ^_^
Books > Movies.
2 more sleeps till Christmas.
Hopefully, I will get Loathing Lola for Christmas.
Because I really, really, really, really, really want to read it. Really.
In the meantime, I'm reading 1984. ^_^
Winston Smith and Julia have just joined the Dark Side.
Like we didn't see that coming.
Well, it isn't really the Dark Side but I'm calling it that because if Big Brother finds out someone is against him, he'll evict you. And Gretel Killeen will be like, "IT'S TIME TO GO... -dramatic pause- ... WINSTON SMITH!"
And then, they vanish from society and everyone forgets them. D:
Well, Winston hasn't been evicted. Not yet, anyway. Idk.
I'll stop talking about 1984. X']
Good book, though.
I keep expecting Big Brother to announce over the telescreens, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER. HOUSEMATES: GO TO THE DIARY ROOM IMMEDIATELY" in that deep, sexy voice of his.
Ah well. Maybe BB could just be like, "THIS IS BIG BROTHER" or "ASSUME NOTHING. EXPECT ANYTHING" or even "YOU WANT TO GET IN MY ~PANTS? I DON'T THINK SO."
Sunday, December 21, 2008
I can't be bothered thinking up a title for this post.
Tomorrow, the Australian cricketers will be in Fed Square, Melbourne.
I'll go there and kidnap Mitchell Johnson. And I'll be like, "Oh hai, ^_^"
And he'll be like, "Uh, dude... -leaves-"
Well, if he leaves, that would be awfully mean.
I saw an advertisement today and it said, "This book [Gilly's biography] is Adam Gilchrist."
And I'm like, "I WANT IT!"
I can't wait for New Moon to come out in cinemas.
I want to know which actor will be playing Seth. Hopefully a really cute guy. Then I can fall in love with him. ^_^
Anywayz, I shall shut up with my pointless posts. If I continue my pointless posts, I shall have to rename this blog "POINTLESS TALES" instead of "ZOIDBERG TALES."
I'll go there and kidnap Mitchell Johnson. And I'll be like, "Oh hai, ^_^"
And he'll be like, "Uh, dude... -leaves-"
Well, if he leaves, that would be awfully mean.
I saw an advertisement today and it said, "This book [Gilly's biography] is Adam Gilchrist."
And I'm like, "I WANT IT!"
I can't wait for New Moon to come out in cinemas.
I want to know which actor will be playing Seth. Hopefully a really cute guy. Then I can fall in love with him. ^_^
Anywayz, I shall shut up with my pointless posts. If I continue my pointless posts, I shall have to rename this blog "POINTLESS TALES" instead of "ZOIDBERG TALES."
OMG.
Well.
Sorry for the non-existant blog posts. I went to Kyabram which is in the country and there was no interwebz. (Well, I didn't look for any interwebz; I just presumed there was none)
Anywayz, I was in Big W today. And I looked at the books. And there was no Loathing Lola. I searched the whole book section thingy. NONE. Damn you, Big W.
Epic Fail.
Meanwhile, there was a Manga Drawing Kit at Big W. I was like, "OMG! I want it! -goescrazy-"
It looked so cool. X']
ALSO: there was a cookbook that had all these cakes with different decorations on them. And now, I want a Dale Thomas cake for my birthday. Or The Simpsons. Or Twilight. idk.
And everyone will be like, "Ew, it's Dale Thomas. -vomits-"
And I'll be like, "More cake for me! ^_^"
ALSO X2: I saw a shotglass in What's New that said, "18." And I want it. Even though I don't drink alcohol. I'll just use it to drink orange juice or something. But yeah. There were also wine glasses and such that had "18" on them. ^_^
My 18th is like 3 months away. Actually, it is nearly two months away 'cause January 6th isn't far away. =]
I want to have a themed party. And I'll just have a pipe (filled with bubble stuff - idk, I saw it on the Simpsons). And people will be like, "Who are you dressed up as? O_O"
And I'll be like, "Kristen Stewart. :P"
Except Kristen Stewart smokes pot; not bubble mixture.
It'll probably be easier to just have a no-theme-party. 'Cause I'm lazy.
My cake will (hopefully) be a Dale Thomas cake. And I'll take a zillion photos of it. ^_^
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Sorry for the non-existant blog posts. I went to Kyabram which is in the country and there was no interwebz. (Well, I didn't look for any interwebz; I just presumed there was none)
Anywayz, I was in Big W today. And I looked at the books. And there was no Loathing Lola. I searched the whole book section thingy. NONE. Damn you, Big W.
Epic Fail.
Meanwhile, there was a Manga Drawing Kit at Big W. I was like, "OMG! I want it! -goescrazy-"
It looked so cool. X']
ALSO: there was a cookbook that had all these cakes with different decorations on them. And now, I want a Dale Thomas cake for my birthday. Or The Simpsons. Or Twilight. idk.
And everyone will be like, "Ew, it's Dale Thomas. -vomits-"
And I'll be like, "More cake for me! ^_^"
ALSO X2: I saw a shotglass in What's New that said, "18." And I want it. Even though I don't drink alcohol. I'll just use it to drink orange juice or something. But yeah. There were also wine glasses and such that had "18" on them. ^_^
My 18th is like 3 months away. Actually, it is nearly two months away 'cause January 6th isn't far away. =]
I want to have a themed party. And I'll just have a pipe (filled with bubble stuff - idk, I saw it on the Simpsons). And people will be like, "Who are you dressed up as? O_O"
And I'll be like, "Kristen Stewart. :P"
Except Kristen Stewart smokes pot; not bubble mixture.
It'll probably be easier to just have a no-theme-party. 'Cause I'm lazy.
My cake will (hopefully) be a Dale Thomas cake. And I'll take a zillion photos of it. ^_^
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMENESS. So is his hair. ^_^
I forgot to mention in the post below: Notice the pink bit in Dale's hair. X']Oh, Dale! You make Rhys Bobridge from SYTYCDA look straight. lmao.
HULLO.
Oh hai, it's Bitchface!Okay, not really. She's just a bitch, is all.
I mean, look how sweet Dale Thomas looks compared to the evilness and bitchiness of Kylee.
Anywayz, my new favourite word is: doubleplusgood.
I'm going to use it instead of saying, "excellent" or "splendid." And if anyone asks me why I'm doing this, I'll say, "Big Brother is watching! O_O"
OMG, if Big Brother hadn't got axed, I could've have gone into the Big Brother house and instead of talking English; I'd talk Newspeak. And everyone would be like, "WHUUUT?"
And I'll be like, "Doubleplusgood!"
Oh, that would have been brilliant! Isn't that what Big Brother was all about? Talking Newspeak?
Ah well. Hopefully Channel 7 or 9 put Big Brother on their stations. And I'll audition. And I'll keep talking about the book 1984 until some prick evicts me. X'[
Alright, alright. I'll shut up now.
LOL
My friend, my friend, http://zoidberg-cool.deviantart.com/
Ahem. I just finished reading Everything Beautiful.
And now, I'm reading 1984.
So instead of "my friend, my friend," it'll be "comrade."
Nah, just kidding. "My friend, my friend" is cooler. kk.
Ahem. I just finished reading Everything Beautiful.
And now, I'm reading 1984.
So instead of "my friend, my friend," it'll be "comrade."
Nah, just kidding. "My friend, my friend" is cooler. kk.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
AH, DALE THOMAS. WHY SO CUTE?
Eh eh. I've got nothing to say.
Ahem. Sorry about that. I can't be bothered writing anything today except for: I JUST BOUGHT 1984 BY GEORGE ORWELL! D:
Now I'm going to go listen to Lady GaGa's new song (which I love ^_^).
LOL.
Ahem. Sorry about that. I can't be bothered writing anything today except for: I JUST BOUGHT 1984 BY GEORGE ORWELL! D:
Now I'm going to go listen to Lady GaGa's new song (which I love ^_^).
LOL.
UPDATE IN GOALS.
On the right, you'll see that a new goal has been added (Not to use Twitter for a day. This shall avoid spammage of my followers' Twitter pages.) and one of the goals has FAILED in front of it because I failed that particular goal.
I only got a B+ in Unit 4 Biology; not an A+. Sorry, folks.
After about a week, the Biology goal will be deleted. kk.
is all.
I only got a B+ in Unit 4 Biology; not an A+. Sorry, folks.
After about a week, the Biology goal will be deleted. kk.
is all.
STUFF.
I feel like doing this quiz before the Simpsons starts. D:
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Uh, idk. Soap?
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No. ;_;
3. What would you change about your living room?
There'd be a big TV and a ~lovely couch with Dale Thomas sitting on it. X']
4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Probably dirty. idk.
5. What is in your fridge?
Food, I presume.
6. White or wheat bread?
White bread. -fat-
7. What is on top of your refrigerator?
A cupboard with ~stuff inside.
8. What colour or design is on your shower curtain.
There is none. We have GLASS. ^_^
9. How many plants are in your home?
None. They are all outside dying in the heat. Also, one plant just died recently - that was the plant my Biology teacher gave me. >_>
10. Is your bed made right now?
Uh, nooo..
11. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Um. -confused-
12. Is your closet organised?
Hell no. Messy as... bro.
13. Can you describe your flashlight?
I have a flashlight?!
14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic when you're at home?
Either.
15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No. Would you make me some, plz?
16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Duh. Our garage is always a mess. idk why.
17. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds, I guess.
18. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Does Dale Thomas count as a pillow? If not, one.
19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Nope. I ~save electricity.
20. How often do you vacuum?
*snort* idk.
21. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.
22. What colour is your toothbrush?
Pink or red or something. idk.
23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yeah, KStew sits on our porch smokin' pot. WHUT?
24. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.
25. Is there anything under your bed?
Probably some stuff that I kicked under there. X']
26. Chore you hate doing the most?
EVERY chore.
27. What retro items are in your home?
Retro as in WHUT?
28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Nope.
29. How many mirrors are in your home?
One in every bedroom and bathroom. ^_^
So, about six, I guess.
30. What colour are your walls?
Creamy. I think.
31. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Guns are illegal in Australia, so no. Although we do have steak knives. But they are more for cutting food and less for stabbing criminals. =]
32. What does your home smell like right now?
idk.
33. Favourite candle scent?
idk.
34. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Um, no. I like pickles in cheeseburgers from Maccas. ...shut up.
35. What colour is your favourite Bible?
I have a favourite Bible?! Uh...
36. Ever been on your roof?
No. I'm scared of heights, you prick.
37. Do you own a stereo?
Uh huh.
38. How many tvs do you have?
Two.
39. How many house phones?
One.
40. Do you have a housekeeper?
Nope.
41. What style do you decorate in?
Mix and match, I guess. I'm a noob at styles. (Well, I'm a noob at everything)
42. Do you like solid colours in furniture, or prints?
Solid colours. ^_^
43. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Duh.
44. In case of fire, what are the items in the house that you'd grab if you could make one quick trip?
My phone, iPod, books, my memory cross (...shut up) and yeah. And the laptop. D:
1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Uh, idk. Soap?
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No. ;_;
3. What would you change about your living room?
There'd be a big TV and a ~lovely couch with Dale Thomas sitting on it. X']
4. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Probably dirty. idk.
5. What is in your fridge?
Food, I presume.
6. White or wheat bread?
White bread. -fat-
7. What is on top of your refrigerator?
A cupboard with ~stuff inside.
8. What colour or design is on your shower curtain.
There is none. We have GLASS. ^_^
9. How many plants are in your home?
None. They are all outside dying in the heat. Also, one plant just died recently - that was the plant my Biology teacher gave me. >_>
10. Is your bed made right now?
Uh, nooo..
11. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Um. -confused-
12. Is your closet organised?
Hell no. Messy as... bro.
13. Can you describe your flashlight?
I have a flashlight?!
14. Do you drink out of glass or plastic when you're at home?
Either.
15. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No. Would you make me some, plz?
16. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Duh. Our garage is always a mess. idk why.
17. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds, I guess.
18. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Does Dale Thomas count as a pillow? If not, one.
19. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Nope. I ~save electricity.
20. How often do you vacuum?
*snort* idk.
21. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.
22. What colour is your toothbrush?
Pink or red or something. idk.
23. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yeah, KStew sits on our porch smokin' pot. WHUT?
24. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.
25. Is there anything under your bed?
Probably some stuff that I kicked under there. X']
26. Chore you hate doing the most?
EVERY chore.
27. What retro items are in your home?
Retro as in WHUT?
28. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Nope.
29. How many mirrors are in your home?
One in every bedroom and bathroom. ^_^
So, about six, I guess.
30. What colour are your walls?
Creamy. I think.
31. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Guns are illegal in Australia, so no. Although we do have steak knives. But they are more for cutting food and less for stabbing criminals. =]
32. What does your home smell like right now?
idk.
33. Favourite candle scent?
idk.
34. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Um, no. I like pickles in cheeseburgers from Maccas. ...shut up.
35. What colour is your favourite Bible?
I have a favourite Bible?! Uh...
36. Ever been on your roof?
No. I'm scared of heights, you prick.
37. Do you own a stereo?
Uh huh.
38. How many tvs do you have?
Two.
39. How many house phones?
One.
40. Do you have a housekeeper?
Nope.
41. What style do you decorate in?
Mix and match, I guess. I'm a noob at styles. (Well, I'm a noob at everything)
42. Do you like solid colours in furniture, or prints?
Solid colours. ^_^
43. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Duh.
44. In case of fire, what are the items in the house that you'd grab if you could make one quick trip?
My phone, iPod, books, my memory cross (...shut up) and yeah. And the laptop. D:
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
ARE YOUR PARENTS STRICT?
http://www.acastofthousands.com.au/worldsstrictestparents/
Haha, lol.
I was going to apply but I was all like, "Erm, no. Too scared."
But yeah. I would like to apply but I'm doing year 12 next year and stuff. And cbf going overseas.
ALSO: One of the questions on the applications was like, "What's your attitude towards school?" And I didn't know what to write.
Should I write "lazy, can't be bothered going to school" or "enjoys seeing friends at school" or "is always at school early and never misses a day of school".
My attitude towards school would have to be (in a word): NERD. In three words: BIG FAT NERD.
I think Channel 7 will think twice about putting a big, fat nerd on a reality TV show. And I wouldn't be very entertaining. I'd either be on the computer (spamming Twitter), reading or doing homework. I am the most BORING-EST person EVER.
BTW: If you're interested in applying, click the link on the top of this post. kk.
Haha, lol.
I was going to apply but I was all like, "Erm, no. Too scared."
But yeah. I would like to apply but I'm doing year 12 next year and stuff. And cbf going overseas.
ALSO: One of the questions on the applications was like, "What's your attitude towards school?" And I didn't know what to write.
Should I write "lazy, can't be bothered going to school" or "enjoys seeing friends at school" or "is always at school early and never misses a day of school".
My attitude towards school would have to be (in a word): NERD. In three words: BIG FAT NERD.
I think Channel 7 will think twice about putting a big, fat nerd on a reality TV show. And I wouldn't be very entertaining. I'd either be on the computer (spamming Twitter), reading or doing homework. I am the most BORING-EST person EVER.
BTW: If you're interested in applying, click the link on the top of this post. kk.
ily, KStew. X']
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html
Click it. It is so funny.
James is all like, "Your family likes murder, eh? My family are into Scrabble. ^_^"
And when Kristen gets asked what she likes doing, she's like, "I like smokin' pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. D:"
Oh, KStew. When I told you to "put that in your pipe and smoke it," I didn't mean it literally.
I love the whole "pepper spray" thing in the movie. Charlie was brilliant. X']
lmao.
Anywayz, I'm halfway through the Everything Beautiful book by Simmone Howell. And I worked out how to use those white things. ^_^
Apparently Christians use them to remember scriptures and stuff. Well, stuff that. Cbf remembering scriptures.
I just wrote "Dale Thomas" on one side, "Gabriella Cilmi" on another side and "Twilight" on the other side.
My three favourite things in the whole world.
Uh huh.
And then, I'll decorate it all pretty and stuff. And everyone will be like, "-rolls eyes-"
The book (Everything Beautiful) is really good. Sometimes, I can relate to Riley. But sometimes I can't. For example, she smokes and has sex and drinks alcohol and swears.
Um, yes. Because y'know, every teenage girl does those things. NOT.
Those four things are the exact four things THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO EVER.
Smoking = cancer.
Alcohol = liver damage
Sex = AIDS/bbz.
Swearing = idk. Loss of good reputation? Ugh, I don't know.
My point is: Those four things are EVIL. k?
But Riley and I have the same views on some things.
-We are fat. (Okay, I'm not 82 kilos but still. 60 kilos is close enough)
-We are not "model Christians." I mean, I don't go to church regularly.
-We both think "Chocolate = God"
In other words, if me and Riley had an eating contest, it would be even. kk.
I am going now. X']
Later, peeps.
Click it. It is so funny.
James is all like, "Your family likes murder, eh? My family are into Scrabble. ^_^"
And when Kristen gets asked what she likes doing, she's like, "I like smokin' pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. D:"
Oh, KStew. When I told you to "put that in your pipe and smoke it," I didn't mean it literally.
I love the whole "pepper spray" thing in the movie. Charlie was brilliant. X']
lmao.
Anywayz, I'm halfway through the Everything Beautiful book by Simmone Howell. And I worked out how to use those white things. ^_^
Apparently Christians use them to remember scriptures and stuff. Well, stuff that. Cbf remembering scriptures.
I just wrote "Dale Thomas" on one side, "Gabriella Cilmi" on another side and "Twilight" on the other side.
My three favourite things in the whole world.
Uh huh.
And then, I'll decorate it all pretty and stuff. And everyone will be like, "-rolls eyes-"
The book (Everything Beautiful) is really good. Sometimes, I can relate to Riley. But sometimes I can't. For example, she smokes and has sex and drinks alcohol and swears.
Um, yes. Because y'know, every teenage girl does those things. NOT.
Those four things are the exact four things THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO EVER.
Smoking = cancer.
Alcohol = liver damage
Sex = AIDS/bbz.
Swearing = idk. Loss of good reputation? Ugh, I don't know.
My point is: Those four things are EVIL. k?
But Riley and I have the same views on some things.
-We are fat. (Okay, I'm not 82 kilos but still. 60 kilos is close enough)
-We are not "model Christians." I mean, I don't go to church regularly.
-We both think "Chocolate = God"
In other words, if me and Riley had an eating contest, it would be even. kk.
I am going now. X']
Later, peeps.
Monday, December 15, 2008
LMAO.
WELL.
Another day of holidays and relaxation. YAY! ^_^
Yesterday, there were no Simpsons on TV. Has Channel Ten gone insane?! WHUT?
Anywayz, I totally read some more of The Pact by JPicoult. It was amazing. Gus and Michael were all like, "OMG, HI!" And Melanie was like, "Humph. -walks away-" And I desperately want Gus and Michael to have ~sex so that I can be all like, "Ha!" to Melanie and James. X']
Because Melanie was all like, "Oh hai, I just brought some lamb and red wine to the bed because that's where I want to eat today~" And Michael was all like, "Uh, 'kay then."
And yeah. Good book, though.
Gus went to visit Chris in jail and she saw Michael coming out. And Gus was all like, "-shocked-"
And Michael was like, "Let's have lunch ^_^"
I love the Jordan-Thomas relationship. It makes me laugh. Idk why. It just does. X']
Jordan is all like, "Why are you reading porno magazines~?"
And Thomas is all like, "Why do you have ~flings with many women?"
And Jordan is all like, "O_O Stuff you. That's my private life! T_T"
^_^
LOL. Good times.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go and read The Pact by Jodie Picoult. X']
After I've read all the books that I still need to read, I'll read some more Jodie Picoult books.
Yeah.
I want to start reading Everything Beautiful soon. So I can find out what the white things are for.
And also, I got a 2009 calendar yesterday and it has a gorilla on one of the pages. ^_^
Oh, I love gorillas. Especially ~sexy ones playing the drums.
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Another day of holidays and relaxation. YAY! ^_^
Yesterday, there were no Simpsons on TV. Has Channel Ten gone insane?! WHUT?
Anywayz, I totally read some more of The Pact by JPicoult. It was amazing. Gus and Michael were all like, "OMG, HI!" And Melanie was like, "Humph. -walks away-" And I desperately want Gus and Michael to have ~sex so that I can be all like, "Ha!" to Melanie and James. X']
Because Melanie was all like, "Oh hai, I just brought some lamb and red wine to the bed because that's where I want to eat today~" And Michael was all like, "Uh, 'kay then."
And yeah. Good book, though.
Gus went to visit Chris in jail and she saw Michael coming out. And Gus was all like, "-shocked-"
And Michael was like, "Let's have lunch ^_^"
I love the Jordan-Thomas relationship. It makes me laugh. Idk why. It just does. X']
Jordan is all like, "Why are you reading porno magazines~?"
And Thomas is all like, "Why do you have ~flings with many women?"
And Jordan is all like, "O_O Stuff you. That's my private life! T_T"
^_^
LOL. Good times.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go and read The Pact by Jodie Picoult. X']
After I've read all the books that I still need to read, I'll read some more Jodie Picoult books.
Yeah.
I want to start reading Everything Beautiful soon. So I can find out what the white things are for.
And also, I got a 2009 calendar yesterday and it has a gorilla on one of the pages. ^_^
Oh, I love gorillas. Especially ~sexy ones playing the drums.
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
15/12
Today is Monday, 15 December 2008, or 15/12.
(Yes, I copied this off a friend so :P)
15 (strange) things I love:
(Yes, I copied this off a friend so :P)
15 (strange) things I love:
- Dale Thomas. All of my friends are like, "HOW CAN YOU LIKE HIM???" Well, I do. Deal with it.
- Twilight.
- Kristen Stewart. Pot or no pot, she's awesome. kk.
- The Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy.
- Cookies from Subway. :)
- P!nk.
- Twitter.
- Red boots.
- Hobbits. ^_^
- Chris Harte. LOLWHUT? (read The Pact by Jodie Picoult - good book)
- Cake.
- Ice-cream.
- Moneyz.
- My iPod.
- The song Stacy's Mom by Fountains Of Wayne. :)
- Waking up early.
- Antiques Roadshow. It is booooooooooooooring. Shut up.
- Terrorists.
- Exams.
- Jacob Black (or Failcob or Sharkboy)
- Games in which the objective is to kill people.
- Running out of credit. (That's why I don't text people much lately ^_^ -smart-)
- Bold and the Beautiful.
- Facebook - so confusing.
- Guitar Hero. Why is everyone so much better than me? ;_;
- Flies. Idk, they just annoy me when they're around.
- Long hair. (That's why I got mah hair cut! ^_^)
MANICDOTES WITH SMARTERCHILD.
Me and Smarter have been doing some manicdotes together. A Family Picnic:
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with vampires, and blankets to biting on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the red plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your Edward," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's dazzling Jacob, which Jeff always chagrins to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting thirteen werewolves that were hiding on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
I like this one. "USE YOUR EDWARD!" LOL. And the "dazzling Jacob" part is WRONG. I used the word "chagrin." ^_^
Another one (A Letter To Santa):
Dear Santa, I have been a very good Edward this year. I have been dazzling my mom all year for a pretty Seth, but she said you would give me an interesting one if I behaved quickly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new vampires. I accidentally chagrined my old ones. I would also like a new Jasper for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to bite her during "The Young and the Restless."
I lol'd so much at this one. "I have been a very good Edward." And I want a "pretty Seth." ALSO: I want new vampires as I chagrined my old ones. LMAO. X']
Another one (The Spanish Test):
In Spanish class, there are a lot of dazzles that you have to know for the pretty exams. The only way to learn them is to run them for hours. Then when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous, take a short break. Maybe eat a Seth or two. Then it's time to get back to work. Remember that a good Spanish student chagrins every important word. Don't be overwhelmed. Most students need to remember thirteen words to pass. But if you memorize all your vampires and study hard, you'll be biting tests all year long.
LOL. I like the "when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous" part. My Edward is always gorgeous. I don't want to eat a Seth. I love mah Seth. lmao.
Another one (A Healthy Diet):
It is important to eat your dazzling vampires. They help to hide your metabolism, just like anything that chagrins. They make your Edward and bones polite. Any Seth doctor will tell you this. You will live to be thirteen years old if you eat your vampires. Now, if you eat your pizzas and go pasting every day, you will live even longer.
Rofl. Vampires are dazzling. X']
Another one (A Quick Dessert):
Take one Edward and a cup of dazzling milk. Peel a kind Seth and add it to the young mixture. Stir loudly until vampires rise to the top. When the liquid is thoroughly chagrined, cut a Jasper into quarters and place them on top. All your guests will be sure to push with joy.
*gigglesnort* :P
Enjoy. That's all I'm doing for today. SmarterChild is probably sick of me. X'[
If you like these ones, I'll do some more.
And if you are sick of the manicdotes looking like they've just come out of Twilight, tell me another theme, kk.
Last year, my family got together for a picnic in the park. We all came with vampires, and blankets to biting on. My cousin Sam was there, eating directly out of the red plastic containers with his dirty fingers as usual. My aunt Cindy said, "Sam, use your Edward," but he didn't listen. However, my nephew Jeff's dazzling Jacob, which Jeff always chagrins to family events, momentarily distracted Sam from his eating. Sam didn't notice that his dirty fingers were attracting thirteen werewolves that were hiding on his fingers! When Sam started licking his fingers again, he didn't even realize what he was eating until he looked down and screamed. Sam never ate with his fingers again after that.
I like this one. "USE YOUR EDWARD!" LOL. And the "dazzling Jacob" part is WRONG. I used the word "chagrin." ^_^
Another one (A Letter To Santa):
Dear Santa, I have been a very good Edward this year. I have been dazzling my mom all year for a pretty Seth, but she said you would give me an interesting one if I behaved quickly until Christmas Eve. I would also like some new vampires. I accidentally chagrined my old ones. I would also like a new Jasper for my room. I'd ask Mommy for one but she said not to bite her during "The Young and the Restless."
I lol'd so much at this one. "I have been a very good Edward." And I want a "pretty Seth." ALSO: I want new vampires as I chagrined my old ones. LMAO. X']
Another one (The Spanish Test):
In Spanish class, there are a lot of dazzles that you have to know for the pretty exams. The only way to learn them is to run them for hours. Then when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous, take a short break. Maybe eat a Seth or two. Then it's time to get back to work. Remember that a good Spanish student chagrins every important word. Don't be overwhelmed. Most students need to remember thirteen words to pass. But if you memorize all your vampires and study hard, you'll be biting tests all year long.
LOL. I like the "when your Edward starts to feel a little gorgeous" part. My Edward is always gorgeous. I don't want to eat a Seth. I love mah Seth. lmao.
Another one (A Healthy Diet):
It is important to eat your dazzling vampires. They help to hide your metabolism, just like anything that chagrins. They make your Edward and bones polite. Any Seth doctor will tell you this. You will live to be thirteen years old if you eat your vampires. Now, if you eat your pizzas and go pasting every day, you will live even longer.
Rofl. Vampires are dazzling. X']
Another one (A Quick Dessert):
Take one Edward and a cup of dazzling milk. Peel a kind Seth and add it to the young mixture. Stir loudly until vampires rise to the top. When the liquid is thoroughly chagrined, cut a Jasper into quarters and place them on top. All your guests will be sure to push with joy.
*gigglesnort* :P
Enjoy. That's all I'm doing for today. SmarterChild is probably sick of me. X'[
If you like these ones, I'll do some more.
And if you are sick of the manicdotes looking like they've just come out of Twilight, tell me another theme, kk.
YAY.
Well, well, well.
I got 31 for mah Biology study score. For those who don't know, it's like 31/50. :D
I don't really care about the Biology study score cos it was like an extra subject. I mean, I still had to study and stuff. ^_^
And I got a B+ for Unit 4 Biology. Ha!
I am happy. Cos I only got a C+ for Unit 3 Biology. Which means I have improved. YAY.
ALSO: The book I'm reading at the moment is so chagrin. Okay, fine, it just mentions the word chagrin. And I got all excited cos it reminded me of Twilight. X']
Jodie Picoult > SMeyer. No offence. Actually SMeyer is still good. She wrote about Edward. =]
It would be cool if SMeyer or Jodie Picoult were Writer-in-residence. LOL.
Except I prefer Jack Heath or William "whatever-his-surname-is". They are funny. Hilarious.
^_^
Sorry about the epic fail of the date love/date hate list. I had no idea what to do. I'm sorry. I'm a noob, I just have to admit that. :(
Anywayz, I shall leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Wow, there are more e's in "leave" than "Stephenie Meyer". That's scary.
I got 31 for mah Biology study score. For those who don't know, it's like 31/50. :D
I don't really care about the Biology study score cos it was like an extra subject. I mean, I still had to study and stuff. ^_^
And I got a B+ for Unit 4 Biology. Ha!
I am happy. Cos I only got a C+ for Unit 3 Biology. Which means I have improved. YAY.
ALSO: The book I'm reading at the moment is so chagrin. Okay, fine, it just mentions the word chagrin. And I got all excited cos it reminded me of Twilight. X']
Jodie Picoult > SMeyer. No offence. Actually SMeyer is still good. She wrote about Edward. =]
It would be cool if SMeyer or Jodie Picoult were Writer-in-residence. LOL.
Except I prefer Jack Heath or William "whatever-his-surname-is". They are funny. Hilarious.
^_^
Sorry about the epic fail of the date love/date hate list. I had no idea what to do. I'm sorry. I'm a noob, I just have to admit that. :(
Anywayz, I shall leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Wow, there are more e's in "leave" than "Stephenie Meyer". That's scary.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
MY DATE LOVE/DATE HATE LIST.
My date love/date hate list. I decided to do this because 1) I'm bored and 2) someone told me to do this.
I'm not sure what to do but I think it just means people I'd love to date and people I'd hate to date. kk. (I'll have about ten on each list)
DATE LOVE
I'm not sure what to do but I think it just means people I'd love to date and people I'd hate to date. kk. (I'll have about ten on each list)
DATE LOVE
- Dale Thomas. Obviously. I'd date him ASAP.
- Robert Pattinson/Edward. Oh yeah.
- Timothy Commandeur. From Operator Please. He's so cute. X']
- Chris Holland. I haven't seen many pictures of him but I'd do him ~any day.
- Buddy Franklin. We'd head out to a nightclub and he'd get drunk and I'd be like, "^_^"
- Jimmy Bartel. Aw!
- Heath Shaw. His name is Heath and he's a jerk (cos he drink drives and such). But he's a sexy jerk. :P
- Seth Clearwater. Everyone will be like, "CRADLESNATCHER!" And I'll be like, "...shut up."
- Gabriella Cilmi. No, I'm not gay, don't worry. It wouldn't be a date. It would just be me going, "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!" and jumping around like an idiot. I just want to hang out with her, that's all. X']
- Luke Pritchard. From the Kooks. He is living proof that hobbits still exist. And cute.
- Wes Carr. I didn't watch Aus Idol this year but I saw his video clip. If anyone played a harmonica in a cute way, I'd go out with them ~any day.
- The Cadbury Gorilla. Sexy as. I want a gorilla (and drum kit) for Christmas.
DATE HATE
- Kid Rock. EWWWWWW.
- Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black/Sharkboy. EW.
- The guy who wrote Sex On Fire. He is obviously into sex so I hate him already. :P
- Sam Sparro. He's just ugly, idk.
- Shannon Noll. His song reminds me that I'm fat and I need to lose weight. ALSO: he's a prick.
- James. From Twilight. GET THAT CAMERA AWAY FROM ME, D***HEAD! >:(
- Barry Hall. He'd probably end up punching me. Idk why.
- Trace Cyrus. He is a tattooed idiot who is in the band Metro Station. I hate him. I kinda hate his little sister too but I don't really know much about her except that she's Hannah Montana and sings the annoying song See You Again.
- Kyle Sandilands. I know you're thinking, "DUDE, KYLE IS AWESOME BECAUSE HE IS THE REASON BIG BROTHER WAS AXED." Well, I know that is true. But I think he is a fat d***head. I didn't watch Idol because 1) it's boring and 2) Kyle is on it. X']
- Some moron that was on Big Brother. Everyone who goes on Big Brother is either 1) blonde or 2) a prick or 3) they have no life so they just audition to be on our TV or 4) they are a lowlife. :P
And yeah. Enjoy! ^_^
I added some extras to the "Date Love" list. It could go on for longer but oh well. :)
Friday, December 12, 2008
YAY.
I watched Madagascar last night.
It was hilariously funny and always shall be. :]
My favourite character would have to be Alex and King Julien XIII. And, of course, the little cute lemur. X']
Anyway, one of the scenes went kinda like this:
Alex: Stay away from me, Marty. I'm a monster.
Marty: No, I'm not afraid of you. We're best friends.
Twilight fans, what does this remind you of?
Alex is like Edward and Marty is like Bella. Wow, everything relates to Twilight... shut up.
But yeah. I want to see Madagascar 2. I love the penguins. I wonder if the Lemurs will be there. I hope so. They cannot call it Madagascar without inviting the inhabitants of Madagascar.
My favourite quote is: EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE BITING MY BUTT!
LOL. I could watch Madagascar a million times and I still wouldn't be sick of it.
I saw Twilight yesterday. ^_^
And I had a dream last night where Dale Thomas told me that he was a vampire. Then we had vampire sex and I was a vampire too. Scott Westerfeld > SMeyer. No offence.
Anyway, yesterday when I went to my friend's house, I stopped at teh Subway and got 6 cookies. WHUT? I'M A PIG.
And then, at my friend's house, I had ice-cream. It was like chocolate brownie ice cream. Something like that. ^_^
I still don't know what the white thingies are that came with mah book that I won. I'm like, "Dude, you gave me two of them and no instructions. I'm not that smart."
I get my Biology results on Monday. Should I be excited?
And I can buy 1984 on Monday! EPIC WIN.
ALSO: The video clip for Decode is pretteh cool. Cos Bella and Edward are in it. And other Twilight peeps and stuff. =P
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
It was hilariously funny and always shall be. :]
My favourite character would have to be Alex and King Julien XIII. And, of course, the little cute lemur. X']
Anyway, one of the scenes went kinda like this:
Alex: Stay away from me, Marty. I'm a monster.
Marty: No, I'm not afraid of you. We're best friends.
Twilight fans, what does this remind you of?
Alex is like Edward and Marty is like Bella. Wow, everything relates to Twilight... shut up.
But yeah. I want to see Madagascar 2. I love the penguins. I wonder if the Lemurs will be there. I hope so. They cannot call it Madagascar without inviting the inhabitants of Madagascar.
My favourite quote is: EXCUSE ME, YOU ARE BITING MY BUTT!
LOL. I could watch Madagascar a million times and I still wouldn't be sick of it.
I saw Twilight yesterday. ^_^
And I had a dream last night where Dale Thomas told me that he was a vampire. Then we had vampire sex and I was a vampire too. Scott Westerfeld > SMeyer. No offence.
Anyway, yesterday when I went to my friend's house, I stopped at teh Subway and got 6 cookies. WHUT? I'M A PIG.
And then, at my friend's house, I had ice-cream. It was like chocolate brownie ice cream. Something like that. ^_^
I still don't know what the white thingies are that came with mah book that I won. I'm like, "Dude, you gave me two of them and no instructions. I'm not that smart."
I get my Biology results on Monday. Should I be excited?
And I can buy 1984 on Monday! EPIC WIN.
ALSO: The video clip for Decode is pretteh cool. Cos Bella and Edward are in it. And other Twilight peeps and stuff. =P
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
TWILIGHT FTW.
I saw Twilight today. Again.
IT WAS AWESOME!! ^_^
Me and my friend accidentally got the wrong tickets (we got tickets to Australia instead of Twilight) but my other friend was smart and realised.
That was funny. X']
Anyway, there were no screaming fangirls in the cinema. I was so relieved. HAPPY.
And I got home, and my school report had arrived. And the book that I won had also arrived! Except it came with these weird white things and a sticker. And I was like, "WHUUUT?"
SPECIAL NOTE TO STEPH: If you receive the Everything Beautiful book, please tell me what the white thingies are. Thanks.
Anyhow, my school report was all like, "Laura is a conscientious student who works hard blah blah blah."
Do the teachers just sit around a table going, "What should we say about Laura? Conscientious is a good word, huh? Let's write a comment and then photocopy one for each of us. ^_^"
ALSO: I got A's for Religion. I was like, "Whoa, I could be a nun!"
And for Chemistry, the teacher wrote how good I was. And I'm like, "I talked to Aparna for every lesson! Are you blind and deaf?"
Gosh. Weird.
My English teacher gave me a B for my exam. Did she even READ my crappy essay? Open your eyes, dude! My essay was sh*t.
Obviously, my English teacher was like, "Hm, should I read the essays? Nah, I'll give them all a random result. Who cares?"
I could actually imagine her doing that. Prick.
I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
BTW: Twilight is an EXCELLENT movie. I recommend it to you all. X']
IT WAS AWESOME!! ^_^
Me and my friend accidentally got the wrong tickets (we got tickets to Australia instead of Twilight) but my other friend was smart and realised.
That was funny. X']
Anyway, there were no screaming fangirls in the cinema. I was so relieved. HAPPY.
And I got home, and my school report had arrived. And the book that I won had also arrived! Except it came with these weird white things and a sticker. And I was like, "WHUUUT?"
SPECIAL NOTE TO STEPH: If you receive the Everything Beautiful book, please tell me what the white thingies are. Thanks.
Anyhow, my school report was all like, "Laura is a conscientious student who works hard blah blah blah."
Do the teachers just sit around a table going, "What should we say about Laura? Conscientious is a good word, huh? Let's write a comment and then photocopy one for each of us. ^_^"
ALSO: I got A's for Religion. I was like, "Whoa, I could be a nun!"
And for Chemistry, the teacher wrote how good I was. And I'm like, "I talked to Aparna for every lesson! Are you blind and deaf?"
Gosh. Weird.
My English teacher gave me a B for my exam. Did she even READ my crappy essay? Open your eyes, dude! My essay was sh*t.
Obviously, my English teacher was like, "Hm, should I read the essays? Nah, I'll give them all a random result. Who cares?"
I could actually imagine her doing that. Prick.
I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
BTW: Twilight is an EXCELLENT movie. I recommend it to you all. X']
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
LMFAO
14 days till Christmas.
Which means 14 days till I get mah Loathing Lola book. And I srsly can't wait that long. I want it now. NOW NOW NOW. /moan
ALSO: On Monday, guess what happens? I get mah results for Biology. ^_^
Well, I don't want my result unless it is over 30. If not, I doubt I can do the Science degree.
Cos I think I'd need two Science-y subjects to do the Science degree. WHY DID I NOT DO BIOLOGY IN YEAR 12?????????? Epic Fail.
I did some more comics today.
I have a few more characters for the Dale Thomas Comics. (Or the DTC)
There is: Jimmy Bartel (did y'know he's doin' a business degree or something?), Richo (y'know like RICHO RICHO MAN I WANT TO BE A RICHO MAN) and Akmal Saleh.
Well, I haven't done the comic with Akmal but I will.
BTW: I had a request to do Toby Thoolen (from Collingwood) but 1) I don't really know him and 2) I can't draw.
The comics shall be up on Deviantart soon-ish.
I'll tell you when they are on there. X']
Which means 14 days till I get mah Loathing Lola book. And I srsly can't wait that long. I want it now. NOW NOW NOW. /moan
ALSO: On Monday, guess what happens? I get mah results for Biology. ^_^
Well, I don't want my result unless it is over 30. If not, I doubt I can do the Science degree.
Cos I think I'd need two Science-y subjects to do the Science degree. WHY DID I NOT DO BIOLOGY IN YEAR 12?????????? Epic Fail.
I did some more comics today.
I have a few more characters for the Dale Thomas Comics. (Or the DTC)
There is: Jimmy Bartel (did y'know he's doin' a business degree or something?), Richo (y'know like RICHO RICHO MAN I WANT TO BE A RICHO MAN) and Akmal Saleh.
Well, I haven't done the comic with Akmal but I will.
BTW: I had a request to do Toby Thoolen (from Collingwood) but 1) I don't really know him and 2) I can't draw.
The comics shall be up on Deviantart soon-ish.
I'll tell you when they are on there. X']
MAMMIA MIA WAS AWESOMENESS.
This is a good book review for the book that I won (and it hasn't arrived yet).
I can't wait to read it. ^_^
Anyway, I watched Mammia Mia last night. It was AWESOME.
The girl, Sophie, is played by the actress who played Karen in Mean Girls. So I kept thinking her name was Karen and not Sophie. (I am slightly weird).
ALSO: I kept expecting Sophie to be like, "LET'S ALL GO TO TACO BELL!" or "THERE'S A 33% CHANCE THAT IT'S ALREADY RAINING!"
But Meryl Streep is a good actress. She was singing Dancing Queen (I think) while jumping on the bed and SHE'S SIXTY YEARS OLD?
She is ten years older than my mum AND SHE IS SO ENERGETIC!
Whoa.
Pierce Brosnan was a good singer. -cough-
He should have been like, "BOND. JAMES BOND."
And his name should have been James. X']
Colin Firth should have been Darcy (or Mr. Darcy) because I kept getting confused.
Besides all of that, it was a fabulous movie. The songs were great (even though I had only heard three of them) and the acting was fabulous.
Anyhoo, I shall go now.
Y'know what is REALLY FUNNY?
This~!
And I haven't even read the book! lmao
I can't wait to read it. ^_^
Anyway, I watched Mammia Mia last night. It was AWESOME.
The girl, Sophie, is played by the actress who played Karen in Mean Girls. So I kept thinking her name was Karen and not Sophie. (I am slightly weird).
ALSO: I kept expecting Sophie to be like, "LET'S ALL GO TO TACO BELL!" or "THERE'S A 33% CHANCE THAT IT'S ALREADY RAINING!"
But Meryl Streep is a good actress. She was singing Dancing Queen (I think) while jumping on the bed and SHE'S SIXTY YEARS OLD?
She is ten years older than my mum AND SHE IS SO ENERGETIC!
Whoa.
Pierce Brosnan was a good singer. -cough-
He should have been like, "BOND. JAMES BOND."
And his name should have been James. X']
Colin Firth should have been Darcy (or Mr. Darcy) because I kept getting confused.
Besides all of that, it was a fabulous movie. The songs were great (even though I had only heard three of them) and the acting was fabulous.
Anyhoo, I shall go now.
Y'know what is REALLY FUNNY?
This~!
And I haven't even read the book! lmao
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMENESS.
Well, well, well.
Dale Thomas decided to make a post on his blog.
He replied to my comment. And I was all like, "OMGDUDEYOU'RESOAMAZINGOMG -dies-"
^_^
ALSO: Dayne Beams is one of the new recruits at teh Collingwood. He is all like covered in ink. So Dale was like saying, "Yeah, the ink is getting pretty popular here at Collingwood. But I don't think I'll get one..."
And I commented that saying, "DUDE DON'T GET A TATTOO UNLESS YOU ARE A GUY LYK MITCHELL JOHNSON."
And yeah. X']
But Dayne Beams is all like, "I'M SO TOUGH AND FIERCE."
Unlike Mitchell Johnson, who has piercings and tattoos, is like, "I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO. >_>"
Cos Mitchell doesn't show-off his tattoos.
As for me, piercings and tattoos are not my thing. Reasons are 1) cbf and 2) it would hurt.
Enough said. =P
Dale Thomas decided to make a post on his blog.
He replied to my comment. And I was all like, "OMGDUDEYOU'RESOAMAZINGOMG -dies-"
^_^
ALSO: Dayne Beams is one of the new recruits at teh Collingwood. He is all like covered in ink. So Dale was like saying, "Yeah, the ink is getting pretty popular here at Collingwood. But I don't think I'll get one..."
And I commented that saying, "DUDE DON'T GET A TATTOO UNLESS YOU ARE A GUY LYK MITCHELL JOHNSON."
And yeah. X']
But Dayne Beams is all like, "I'M SO TOUGH AND FIERCE."
Unlike Mitchell Johnson, who has piercings and tattoos, is like, "I DON'T HAVE A TATTOO. >_>"
Cos Mitchell doesn't show-off his tattoos.
As for me, piercings and tattoos are not my thing. Reasons are 1) cbf and 2) it would hurt.
Enough said. =P
Monday, December 8, 2008
MY ORAL PRESENTATION.
Okay, for my Oral: Should I do Ben Cousins, Plastic Bags, Abortion or Other?
I have done some info on abortion so I'm thinking I should just stick with that.
But with the Plastic Bags issue, I could be like, "HOBOS HAVE LUGGAGE TOO, Y'KNOW!"
And with the Ben Cousins issue, I can be like, "DAMN YOUUUUU, MICK MALTHOUSE! WHY DON'T YOU WANT BEN, HUH HUH HUH? -rants-"
Except the issue has to be something recent. Cos I'm presenting the oral next year. Which will be 2009. And I don't want people being like, "UH, WHEN WAS THIS ISSUE IN THE MEDIA? WASN'T IT LIKE AGES AGO???"
ALSO: With the abortion, I could be like, "THE FETUS HAS FINGERNAILS." And everyone will be like, "HONEST TO BLOG?" And I'll be like, "UH HUH."
Okay, fine. I'll leave.
P.S. It's Aidan's birthday tomorrow. Just telling you. kk.
I have done some info on abortion so I'm thinking I should just stick with that.
But with the Plastic Bags issue, I could be like, "HOBOS HAVE LUGGAGE TOO, Y'KNOW!"
And with the Ben Cousins issue, I can be like, "DAMN YOUUUUU, MICK MALTHOUSE! WHY DON'T YOU WANT BEN, HUH HUH HUH? -rants-"
Except the issue has to be something recent. Cos I'm presenting the oral next year. Which will be 2009. And I don't want people being like, "UH, WHEN WAS THIS ISSUE IN THE MEDIA? WASN'T IT LIKE AGES AGO???"
ALSO: With the abortion, I could be like, "THE FETUS HAS FINGERNAILS." And everyone will be like, "HONEST TO BLOG?" And I'll be like, "UH HUH."
Okay, fine. I'll leave.
P.S. It's Aidan's birthday tomorrow. Just telling you. kk.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
SOME SAD NEWS. ;_;
When is the next Test match for cricket?
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
The point is that Nathan Hauritz (a little cutie) won't be playing. Damn you, Krejza! =[
I hope that there is a Test match between now and Boxing Day. I can't wait till Boxing Day.
I miss watching Brett Lee and Mitchell Johnson and Brad Haddin and all the other special players that made the Australian team so awesome. X']
Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
The point is that Nathan Hauritz (a little cutie) won't be playing. Damn you, Krejza! =[
I hope that there is a Test match between now and Boxing Day. I can't wait till Boxing Day.
I miss watching Brett Lee and Mitchell Johnson and Brad Haddin and all the other special players that made the Australian team so awesome. X']
Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
STUFF AND CHRISTMAS AND OTHER STUFF.
Another week of holidays for me. X']
It feels like I've been on holidays for AGES. But I love holidays. Sleep in, relax, no homework due in the next day... life is great.
Christmas is nearly here. Has everyone written their letters to Santa?
I have. Well, I didn't send it, I just gave it to my mum.
But yeah. I love Christmas. Lots of food, presents, fun and plenty more.
Only 7 days till my Biology result comes. One more week.
And I presume my end-of-year report comes on the 15th too, yeah?
When I receive my report, I'll read it before my mum and I'll rip out all the pages I went bad in. It'll be like, "Chemistry, rip. Specialist Maths, rip. English, rip (the teacher's head off LOLWHUT?). Accounting, good. Maths Methods, good." ^_^
And my mum will read the report and she'll be like, "Uh, why didn't you do many subjects?"
And I'll be all like, "Eh, couldn't be bothered."
Actually, I can't rip any pages out. Cos the report won't be addressed to me; it's addressed to my parents. Oh well, who said I couldn't read it before them?
Anyhow, my book that I won hasn't arrived yet. So I have no books to read. :(
And I can't read 1984 by George Orwell cos the second-hand-bookshop is lame.
EPIC FAIL.
Bye, everybody.
It feels like I've been on holidays for AGES. But I love holidays. Sleep in, relax, no homework due in the next day... life is great.
Christmas is nearly here. Has everyone written their letters to Santa?
I have. Well, I didn't send it, I just gave it to my mum.
But yeah. I love Christmas. Lots of food, presents, fun and plenty more.
Only 7 days till my Biology result comes. One more week.
And I presume my end-of-year report comes on the 15th too, yeah?
When I receive my report, I'll read it before my mum and I'll rip out all the pages I went bad in. It'll be like, "Chemistry, rip. Specialist Maths, rip. English, rip (the teacher's head off LOLWHUT?). Accounting, good. Maths Methods, good." ^_^
And my mum will read the report and she'll be like, "Uh, why didn't you do many subjects?"
And I'll be all like, "Eh, couldn't be bothered."
Actually, I can't rip any pages out. Cos the report won't be addressed to me; it's addressed to my parents. Oh well, who said I couldn't read it before them?
Anyhow, my book that I won hasn't arrived yet. So I have no books to read. :(
And I can't read 1984 by George Orwell cos the second-hand-bookshop is lame.
EPIC FAIL.
Bye, everybody.
Friday, December 5, 2008
lmfao
MITIFOTIT: Well, I didn't find it on the internet but on Music Jungle, Lizzy was all like, "[talking about Britney Spears] I'm glad she wears shoes in public toilets."
It brought a smile to my lips. ^_^
Dear Lizzy.
Why so funny?
And what is with the sparkeh red shoes?
XOXO
Laura.
It brought a smile to my lips. ^_^
Dear Lizzy.
Why so funny?
And what is with the sparkeh red shoes?
XOXO
Laura.
ICE CREAM SONGS ARE GREAT. X']
Hey peeps! X']
I entered the Fall Out Boy competition on VH website. Only because I wanted the skateboard. That's the only reason why, kk. And I didn't win.
But I didn't expect to win. Cos all these peeps were like, "OMG, I ENTERED BAJILLION TIMES AND I WANT PETE TO CALL ME. PLZ! <3 ILY PETE <3"
Yeah. That's srsly what they said on teh VH forums.
(I didn't go on the forums though - I found out from mah friend)
Now, I want to see Nick and Norah movie. Also: I want to read the book first. Should I rush down to the library one day and find it there or buy it? Idk.
It probably won't be at teh library. Cos all the other peeps will be like, "MOVIE IS COMIN' OUT SOON. GOTTA GET THE BOOK."
I should've got the book ages ago but I was reading other books. But now, I have no books to read. (My book that I won hasn't arrived yet :P)
Ah, good times.
I was watching the Music Jungle. Cos my friend (who was trying to get me to watch Idol all year) was all like, "Watch eeeeet cos the winner of Idol's video clip shall be on at number 3!!"
And I was like, "KK."
Anywayz, I watched it. And the video clip came on AND IT WASN'T A PROPER VIDEO CLIP. It was just the winner singing live outside the Opera House. Damn.
How long does it take to make a video clip?!
Oh well. I don't really care. My friend says he's really good. She even bought the single (You) and made me listen to it OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I was like, "K, dude. That's enough."
The only song I like that is sung by an Idol is Neopolitan Dreams and that's cos it reminds me of ice-cream. I mean, if another Idol wants to impress me, call the song "Monkey Business" or something. Or "Goody-Goody-Gum-Drops." ^_^
I would srsly buy the album if an Idol wrote a song that reminded me of ice-cream. Well, I wouldn't buy the album but I might download it. MAYBE. Idk.
I don't wanna use up the interwebz by downloading sh*t. No offence, Idol people.
I shall leave now.
You are all bored of me, right?
P.S. Avoid this like the plague. *gigglesnort*
I entered the Fall Out Boy competition on VH website. Only because I wanted the skateboard. That's the only reason why, kk. And I didn't win.
But I didn't expect to win. Cos all these peeps were like, "OMG, I ENTERED BAJILLION TIMES AND I WANT PETE TO CALL ME. PLZ! <3 ILY PETE <3"
Yeah. That's srsly what they said on teh VH forums.
(I didn't go on the forums though - I found out from mah friend)
Now, I want to see Nick and Norah movie. Also: I want to read the book first. Should I rush down to the library one day and find it there or buy it? Idk.
It probably won't be at teh library. Cos all the other peeps will be like, "MOVIE IS COMIN' OUT SOON. GOTTA GET THE BOOK."
I should've got the book ages ago but I was reading other books. But now, I have no books to read. (My book that I won hasn't arrived yet :P)
Ah, good times.
I was watching the Music Jungle. Cos my friend (who was trying to get me to watch Idol all year) was all like, "Watch eeeeet cos the winner of Idol's video clip shall be on at number 3!!"
And I was like, "KK."
Anywayz, I watched it. And the video clip came on AND IT WASN'T A PROPER VIDEO CLIP. It was just the winner singing live outside the Opera House. Damn.
How long does it take to make a video clip?!
Oh well. I don't really care. My friend says he's really good. She even bought the single (You) and made me listen to it OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I was like, "K, dude. That's enough."
The only song I like that is sung by an Idol is Neopolitan Dreams and that's cos it reminds me of ice-cream. I mean, if another Idol wants to impress me, call the song "Monkey Business" or something. Or "Goody-Goody-Gum-Drops." ^_^
I would srsly buy the album if an Idol wrote a song that reminded me of ice-cream. Well, I wouldn't buy the album but I might download it. MAYBE. Idk.
I don't wanna use up the interwebz by downloading sh*t. No offence, Idol people.
I shall leave now.
You are all bored of me, right?
P.S. Avoid this like the plague. *gigglesnort*
STUFF.
"I wake up and this is how I look, this is just pure laziness really."
I found this quote from an interview I read. If the dude is talking about his hair, then it wasn't laziness that made it that way. It was the Pantene! Geez. Even I knew that. He really need to sign up for a Pantene ad. X']
LOL.
In lighter news, I made a poem. ^_^
There once was a guy called William,
In dollars, he had a billion,
He disliked Lola
And drank Coca Cola
And ended up with a million.
lmfao. I feel like making limericks. Shut up.
ALSO: Rhys (from SYTYCD Australia) has a new single out called Hot Summer. Rhys is pretty hot - I'd go out with him 'cept I'm not a guy. EPIC FAIL.
I found this quote from an interview I read. If the dude is talking about his hair, then it wasn't laziness that made it that way. It was the Pantene! Geez. Even I knew that. He really need to sign up for a Pantene ad. X']
LOL.
In lighter news, I made a poem. ^_^
There once was a guy called William,
In dollars, he had a billion,
He disliked Lola
And drank Coca Cola
And ended up with a million.
lmfao. I feel like making limericks. Shut up.
ALSO: Rhys (from SYTYCD Australia) has a new single out called Hot Summer. Rhys is pretty hot - I'd go out with him 'cept I'm not a guy. EPIC FAIL.
LMAO.
Well, well, well.
Tis Friday today. X']
I bought the Girlfriend magazine yesterday and I just found out that it came with sour lollies.
So, I did some Specialist homework (Well, it was actually Math Methods but oh well :P ) and ate sour lollies. My mouth was all like, "Ugh, sour." And then, the aftertaste was like sweet. So my mouth was like, "Mm... yum. Another one, plz?"
Weird.
Did y'know that KStew's mum (lmao) is an Aussie?! I was all like, "WHOA, YOU'RE HALF-AUSSIE LYK ME, KSTEW!"
And KStew likes Vegemite. Finally, an American says they like Vegemite. Jesse McCartney came to Australia a few years back and he was all like, "Lamingtons, yes. Vegemite, no."
And Jordin Sparks was like, "Vegemite?!"
Except JSparks is cool cos she likes Twilight and Edward and such. (Dude, I just made up a new name for her - JSparks, lol)
Which reminds me. The Music Jungle is on tomorrow morning. I prefer the Music Jungle because it is a music COUNTDOWN. Video Hits is just like, "Let's interview this random celebrity and show their boring video clip. Exciting!" And Nathan and Fuzzy cannot interview. I mean, the host on the Music Jungle is HEAPS better than N & F. Hell yeah.
But the best celebrity interviewer has to be... ROVEEEEEEEEEEEE! lmao.
Yeah. And the show before the Music Jungle comes on is cool too.
...Shut up. I like shows for kids. Just shut up, okay?
Anyway, hopefully my ~lovely book will arrive soon. I just finished a book (A Fortunate Life by A.B. Facey - fabulous book, kk) and now I have nothing to read. Cos the stupid peeps at the bookshop were like, "Sorry, we can't sell 1984 until 15th December."
And I was like, "Stuff you. ;_; ...-leaves-"
Well, I didn't actually say that but you get the point.
I wouldn't be mean to someone. Never. X']
Anyhow, I think I'll become a food critic when I'm older.
Homer was a food critic and he said that the food was delightful. And everyone in the town became fat like Homer. And I was like, "Hm, maybe I could get everyone to be fat like me..."
Good idea! ^_^
I'd get free food and I'd be paid to write an article. Easy much?
(Well, heaps easier than Albert Facey's working life - I just read his book)
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. TWILIGHT WAS AWESOME!!
Tis Friday today. X']
I bought the Girlfriend magazine yesterday and I just found out that it came with sour lollies.
So, I did some Specialist homework (Well, it was actually Math Methods but oh well :P ) and ate sour lollies. My mouth was all like, "Ugh, sour." And then, the aftertaste was like sweet. So my mouth was like, "Mm... yum. Another one, plz?"
Weird.
Did y'know that KStew's mum (lmao) is an Aussie?! I was all like, "WHOA, YOU'RE HALF-AUSSIE LYK ME, KSTEW!"
And KStew likes Vegemite. Finally, an American says they like Vegemite. Jesse McCartney came to Australia a few years back and he was all like, "Lamingtons, yes. Vegemite, no."
And Jordin Sparks was like, "Vegemite?!"
Except JSparks is cool cos she likes Twilight and Edward and such. (Dude, I just made up a new name for her - JSparks, lol)
Which reminds me. The Music Jungle is on tomorrow morning. I prefer the Music Jungle because it is a music COUNTDOWN. Video Hits is just like, "Let's interview this random celebrity and show their boring video clip. Exciting!" And Nathan and Fuzzy cannot interview. I mean, the host on the Music Jungle is HEAPS better than N & F. Hell yeah.
But the best celebrity interviewer has to be... ROVEEEEEEEEEEEE! lmao.
Yeah. And the show before the Music Jungle comes on is cool too.
...Shut up. I like shows for kids. Just shut up, okay?
Anyway, hopefully my ~lovely book will arrive soon. I just finished a book (A Fortunate Life by A.B. Facey - fabulous book, kk) and now I have nothing to read. Cos the stupid peeps at the bookshop were like, "Sorry, we can't sell 1984 until 15th December."
And I was like, "Stuff you. ;_; ...-leaves-"
Well, I didn't actually say that but you get the point.
I wouldn't be mean to someone. Never. X']
Anyhow, I think I'll become a food critic when I'm older.
Homer was a food critic and he said that the food was delightful. And everyone in the town became fat like Homer. And I was like, "Hm, maybe I could get everyone to be fat like me..."
Good idea! ^_^
I'd get free food and I'd be paid to write an article. Easy much?
(Well, heaps easier than Albert Facey's working life - I just read his book)
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. TWILIGHT WAS AWESOME!!
Thursday, December 4, 2008
I DON'T CARE. LOL
I have seen the video clip for I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy so many times. (They always show it on Video Hits, kk).Anyway, I love this picture.
My friend did it on Deviantart. X]
(Well, she posted it on deviantart. ...shut up)
It is brilliant. Patrick loses his hat (lol) and Pete Wentz seems to be winking at you. What could that mean?!
I love the way that they are hanging from balloons. LMAO.
2AM LOCKOUT.
Anyone know anything about the 2am lockout in Melbourne?
Cos I don't. Yet I still chose that issue for my Oral Presentation next year.
-insane-
And yeah.
Tis Friday today! ^_^
10 more days till I get mah results for Biology. It could be good or bad. Not sure yet. X']
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Cos I don't. Yet I still chose that issue for my Oral Presentation next year.
-insane-
And yeah.
Tis Friday today! ^_^
10 more days till I get mah results for Biology. It could be good or bad. Not sure yet. X']
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
BEACHED WHALE. X']
LOL. Funny story. 
When I was in Chaddy yesterday, I was walking past a clothes shop and one of the T-shirts caught my eye. And I was like, "I wonder what that T-shirt says.."
So I went a bit closer and the T-shirt was like, "I'm beached as, bro."
And I totally had to stop myself from bursting out laughin'.
Ah, good times. X']
Here is a comic for your own amusement, kk.
HINT: If the picture isn't big enough for you, try clicking on it. It MAY be bigger. But maybe not. Idk.
UGH.
I just realised I can't type in mah username on Livejournal.
When I typed it in, it came up as, "OIDBERG-COOL"
I said, "Damn."
When I typed it in, it came up as, "OIDBERG-COOL"
I said, "Damn."
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
I'M A WINNER. ^_^
I didn't even realise but I just won a book.
It's so scary.
I was reading my friend's blog and she was all like, "OMG, I WON!"
And then, at the bottom of her post, she had written, "Congratulations to Laura who won too."
And I had a total freakout because at first, I didn't know what I'd won.
Then, I realised I had entered Simmone Howell's competition ages ago. And the winners were announced today or something.
So yeah.
I won a copy of Everything Beautiful by Simmone Howell. My day has turned out to be fabulous. ^_^
It's so scary.
I was reading my friend's blog and she was all like, "OMG, I WON!"
And then, at the bottom of her post, she had written, "Congratulations to Laura who won too."
And I had a total freakout because at first, I didn't know what I'd won.
Then, I realised I had entered Simmone Howell's competition ages ago. And the winners were announced today or something.
So yeah.
I won a copy of Everything Beautiful by Simmone Howell. My day has turned out to be fabulous. ^_^
TWILIGHT FTW!!
I just found Lola by The Kinks on my iTunes.
I've had it in my head ALLLLLLLLLLL DAY (and night ^_^)
Good song, though. =]
Anyway, on Monday night, I looked outside (Idk why) and there was a smiley face in the sky. Apparently two planets had come close to each other and the moon was underneath like a smile.
You can read more about it here.
It was pretteh.
Anyhoo, I am one point behind in the lovely competition.
Today, I'll be at Chaddy so I can check out the bookstore to see if they have any 2008 books. So then, I'll have the answer for Day 3 and it shall be EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
I'M SEEING TWILIGHT TODAYYYY!!! ^_^
I'm so excited.
OMG.
Totally.
I can't wait.
Yesterday, the Simpsons weren't on TV at all.
I was so disappointed.
EPIC FAIL.
But I cheered myself up because I'M SEEING TWILIGHT.
I really want to read Loathing Lola. And I'll just sit there reading and I'll be like, "LOLA. LO-LO-LO-LO-LO. LOLA. etc."
It shall be great.
I'm in a really good mood today.
Idk why. >_>
Later, peeps.
I've had it in my head ALLLLLLLLLLL DAY (and night ^_^)
Good song, though. =]
Anyway, on Monday night, I looked outside (Idk why) and there was a smiley face in the sky. Apparently two planets had come close to each other and the moon was underneath like a smile.
You can read more about it here.
It was pretteh.
Anyhoo, I am one point behind in the lovely competition.
Today, I'll be at Chaddy so I can check out the bookstore to see if they have any 2008 books. So then, I'll have the answer for Day 3 and it shall be EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
I'M SEEING TWILIGHT TODAYYYY!!! ^_^
I'm so excited.
OMG.
Totally.
I can't wait.
Yesterday, the Simpsons weren't on TV at all.
I was so disappointed.
EPIC FAIL.
But I cheered myself up because I'M SEEING TWILIGHT.
I really want to read Loathing Lola. And I'll just sit there reading and I'll be like, "LOLA. LO-LO-LO-LO-LO. LOLA. etc."
It shall be great.
I'm in a really good mood today.
Idk why. >_>
Later, peeps.
Monday, December 1, 2008
LOL
Someone did this on Deviantart. ^_^I was all like, "OMG. THAT IS AWESOME."
And they did some Futurama stuff too. Check it out here.
I think they are in love with Paul Medhurst and Dale Thomas.
Medhurst has a bad hairstyle - no offence.
Ah, good times.
Deviantart is so cool. Where would I be without it?
I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I'M SEEING TWILIGHT TOMORROW!
P.P.S. I WISH I WAS AS DAZZLING AS EDWARD.
P.P.P.S. BUT I'M STILL DAZZLING. (Just not as dazzling as everyone else)
UGH.
Mood: depressed
Reason: There is only one day left in the competition and I am coming second. ='[
I want that book. But no, two people have to be ONE point ahead of me.
Only one.
All I need is the answer for Day 3 and I will be EQUAL with them. And then, it'll be a three-way-tie. I wonder if we will ALL get a copy of the book. That would be cool. And fair. ^_^
And one of the people winning the competition is also called Laura. And I swear she was the one who won the Jack Heath Fanfic Competition. DAMMIT.
I cried when I didn't win that one. I had worked SO hard on my two fanfics. EPIC FAIL.
I shall cheer up tomorrow. BECAUSE I'M SEEING TWILIGHT!!!! =D
Later, peeps.
Reason: There is only one day left in the competition and I am coming second. ='[
I want that book. But no, two people have to be ONE point ahead of me.
Only one.
All I need is the answer for Day 3 and I will be EQUAL with them. And then, it'll be a three-way-tie. I wonder if we will ALL get a copy of the book. That would be cool. And fair. ^_^
And one of the people winning the competition is also called Laura. And I swear she was the one who won the Jack Heath Fanfic Competition. DAMMIT.
I cried when I didn't win that one. I had worked SO hard on my two fanfics. EPIC FAIL.
I shall cheer up tomorrow. BECAUSE I'M SEEING TWILIGHT!!!! =D
Later, peeps.
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