Monday, April 6, 2009

REALITY TV SHOW THEORY.

I just thought I'd comment on the Top 4 dancers in SYTYCDA. ;)
I still want BJ back in the competition. ;_;
Okay, in the photo above, from left to right, there's Talia, Charlie, Amy and Ben.

CHARLIE.
Okay. Charlie is from Dubbo. In the audience of SYTYCDA, there are many signs saying, "DUBBO LOVES CHARLIE" and the like.
He will probably win because he is so much like Jack from last year. And he has a WHOLE town voting for him. (Explains why he has never "danced for his life").

AMY.
The red dress is pretty.
I kinda like Amy. But then, sometimes I don't. idk.
She comes across as a good dancer yet tries hard to be ~sexy~. Like, she's a dancer with a good technique but tries to make it into a sexy technique thinking that it will get her votes.
Well, it has, I guess. I suppose other people see her differently. idk.

BEN.
He's too much of a show-off. In his Dance For Your Life last night, he took off his shirt and started showing-off to the crowd. Whut.

TALIA.
Now, I said that Amy's dress was pretty. But Talia's is WAYYYYY prettier.
Talia is a ballet dancer so you'd think that she couldn't do Hip-Hop and Jazz and what not.
BUT SHE CAN.
She can do ~anything~.
Anywayz, Amy is TRYING to be sexy; but Talia IS sexy.
But she's so sweet. And gorgeous.
I really really really want her to win. REALLY.

But I have theory (which I got from Loathing Lola) that reality TV shows have producers and writers and scripts. And, in actual fact, they have everything planned out beforehand - like the winner and such.
In Loathing Lola by William Kostakis (THE BEST BOOK EVER - I SUGGEST YOU READ IT!), the girl, Courtney, is on a reality TV show. She finds out that the reality TV show has producers and writers and scripts and that they had already planned to kick Courtney off the show and get Lucy McMahon (a singer who isn't a good role model) on the show.
Y'all should read the book now, kk.
Go buy ten copies. It would totally make the author happy.

So, my theory is that the writers of SYTYCDA already know the winner and who'll be eliminated each week. But the contestants, of course, don't know. And I don't think Nat Bass and the judges know. Well, if they did know, they must be REALLY GOOD ACTORS.

And yeah.
This theory also works for Australian Idol/Big Brother/other reality TV shows.
idk. It's just a theory. You don't have to believe it. :/
Oh and I'm sure you are all asking, "WHY do they do this?"
WELLLLLL, they do this BECAUSE the producers/writers know which contestants are entertaining. AND THEY CHOOSE THE MOST ENTERTAINING.
Because if the decision was left to the viewers, they mightn't choose the RIGHT one. The viewers might choose the nice one (like Courtney) and then the entertaining one (Lucy McMahon) would leave. Then the show might lose ratings and it'll get axed. So, then the producers of that show will have to find another job. So yeahhhh.

THE END OF MY THEORIES.
Come back tomorrow for a theory on "What is the meaning of life?".

2 comments:

sam_daisy said...

i dont like nat bass
Lol i shall come back even tho im cmmenting on the same day. LOL
i think i sud watch SYTYCDA so i can relate to ur blogs lol. but im not

Laura said...

SYTYCDA is awesome.
But it is almost over. ;_;
Oh well.
I need another hobby besides drooling over BJ and Talia.