Mitchie J and Bad Haddin.Another fanfic, presented as a comic.
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Showing posts with label mitchell johnson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mitchell johnson. Show all posts
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
CRICKET STUFF.
Yay, Aussies won the SCG Test!
Hilfy got a five-faaaa.
The Vic-quicks got 3 wickets between them. (Probably could've had more, but the 'keeper was kind of sleeping or something. idk.)
Anyway, I just thought I'd blag about it. Because I can.
Also, next Test is at the WACA.
It's time we brought out the big guns. And by that, I mean the W's.
Wade.
Watson.
Wonderful.
Upside down Mitchie J.
Bad Haddin is a joke.
He nearly mucked up the Tendulkar wicket. Luckily Huss was paying attention.
The amount of leg byes was ridiculous. At one stage, the ball just went right past him and he just let it go past. jfc.
I think Wade would do a much better job.
And I'm not just saying that because I'm a bias Victorian. (or am I?)
Twatto is apparently fit to play now.
They can't leave a fit Twatto out of the team.
What did Marsh and Warner do? Besides taking a few catches in the field (Warner's were spectacular, btw~), nothing.
Plus, Huss 'bowling a few' is not ideal. Frankly, I'm sick of it. (Although, I love and adore Huss. Nothing against Huss, it's just his bowling is so-so.)
Upside down Mitchie J is a W.
And yeah yeah, his foot is probably not healed.
But come on, I miss him.
I can't go the whole summer without seeing his pretty face. The KFC ads aren't filling the large hole. I still miss him. Sulk. ;____;
And bye.
Hilfy got a five-faaaa.
The Vic-quicks got 3 wickets between them. (Probably could've had more, but the 'keeper was kind of sleeping or something. idk.)
Anyway, I just thought I'd blag about it. Because I can.
Also, next Test is at the WACA.
It's time we brought out the big guns. And by that, I mean the W's.
Wade.
Watson.
Wonderful.
Upside down Mitchie J.
Bad Haddin is a joke.
He nearly mucked up the Tendulkar wicket. Luckily Huss was paying attention.
The amount of leg byes was ridiculous. At one stage, the ball just went right past him and he just let it go past. jfc.
I think Wade would do a much better job.
And I'm not just saying that because I'm a bias Victorian. (or am I?)
Twatto is apparently fit to play now.
They can't leave a fit Twatto out of the team.
What did Marsh and Warner do? Besides taking a few catches in the field (Warner's were spectacular, btw~), nothing.
Plus, Huss 'bowling a few' is not ideal. Frankly, I'm sick of it. (Although, I love and adore Huss. Nothing against Huss, it's just his bowling is so-so.)
Upside down Mitchie J is a W.
And yeah yeah, his foot is probably not healed.
But come on, I miss him.
I can't go the whole summer without seeing his pretty face. The KFC ads aren't filling the large hole. I still miss him. Sulk. ;____;
And bye.
Sunday, October 23, 2011
FUN CRICKET FACTS.
For all you cricketing fans, here is "Who is the most annoying player?"
Some of the best answers:
"Steve Smith, he just oozes stupidity."
"Mitchell Johnson, he touches me and I don't like it."
"Mitchell Johnson pinches a lot."
"(talking about Mitchie J) eats very well, and when it comes out the other end, it's very smelly."
Other fun facts about irrelevant things: Nathan Hauritz loves gadgets, and is always on the phone. (Probably just to Andrew Hilditch and it's probably just one word: PLEASEEEEEEE.)
Sunday, January 16, 2011
1ST ODI.
For those of you who don't like cricket, you'll just have to scroll faster. :P
Because this blog post will be about Shane Watson and his epic win at the MCG.
It was really amazing, because England batted first and they made 294, which is a really good score for One Day matches.
And Mitchell Johnson's run out was SO COOL. He bowled the ball, and the batsmen hit it a few metres away and decided to make a single, so Johnson ran over to the ball, kicked it onto the stumps and GOT HIM OUT. Hahahaha.
(Although, Johnson might run off to play for the Socceroos now, but whatever.)
Oh and Stevie Smith got his first wicket for the whole summer! :)
(And then, he got another wicket, yay!)
Although, I had no idea why he came in to bat before Cameron White and the Husseys. He only made about 5 runs, but that's okay because he only faced 4 balls.
(At least he didn't just block each ball, and do defensive shots all the time. That's what Clarke did, and it annoyed me. Seriously? Clarke made about 30 runs, yet probably faced about 60 balls. The required run rate was about 7 per over, and I don't even know if Clarke hit a four.)
Anyway, Mike Hussey and White were really helpful to (t)Watto. They actually made runs, while Watson could have a break up the non-striker's end. :P
And Watson hit, like, 4 sixes or something, and made 161 runs. He has some amount of skill. :D.
He was (obviously) Man Of The Match, with his match-winning century. Haha.
And yeah.
Good times.
Hopefully, Australia can win the other 6 matches, and England can go home crying into their stupid urn. :P
Because this blog post will be about Shane Watson and his epic win at the MCG.
It was really amazing, because England batted first and they made 294, which is a really good score for One Day matches.
And Mitchell Johnson's run out was SO COOL. He bowled the ball, and the batsmen hit it a few metres away and decided to make a single, so Johnson ran over to the ball, kicked it onto the stumps and GOT HIM OUT. Hahahaha.
(Although, Johnson might run off to play for the Socceroos now, but whatever.)
Oh and Stevie Smith got his first wicket for the whole summer! :)
(And then, he got another wicket, yay!)
Although, I had no idea why he came in to bat before Cameron White and the Husseys. He only made about 5 runs, but that's okay because he only faced 4 balls.
(At least he didn't just block each ball, and do defensive shots all the time. That's what Clarke did, and it annoyed me. Seriously? Clarke made about 30 runs, yet probably faced about 60 balls. The required run rate was about 7 per over, and I don't even know if Clarke hit a four.)
Anyway, Mike Hussey and White were really helpful to (t)Watto. They actually made runs, while Watson could have a break up the non-striker's end. :P
And Watson hit, like, 4 sixes or something, and made 161 runs. He has some amount of skill. :D.
He was (obviously) Man Of The Match, with his match-winning century. Haha.
And yeah.
Good times.
Hopefully, Australia can win the other 6 matches, and England can go home crying into their stupid urn. :P
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
THE ASHES, SCG, DAY 4.
England goes berserk, and make 600+ runs while none of Australia's batsmen has made over 50.
England's batting is way above Australia's.
Prior to today's match, I didn't know Prior could bat. He made a century. The tail enders made about 30 runs each.
Australia needs to learn reverse swing. Or, for a start, just swing the ball consistently. :P
Also: Out of all the Australians, Johnson has the highest score (53) of the whole match at Sydney.
Pretty embarrassing for the rest of the team. :/.
And well done to Smith and Siddle for sticking it out till stumps. Only one more day to go, hopefully they can hang in there. :)
England's batting is way above Australia's.
Prior to today's match, I didn't know Prior could bat. He made a century. The tail enders made about 30 runs each.
Australia needs to learn reverse swing. Or, for a start, just swing the ball consistently. :P
Also: Out of all the Australians, Johnson has the highest score (53) of the whole match at Sydney.
Pretty embarrassing for the rest of the team. :/.
And well done to Smith and Siddle for sticking it out till stumps. Only one more day to go, hopefully they can hang in there. :)
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
THE ASHES, SCG, DAY 3.
Not much of a recap, okay, just pointing out some poor captain decisions.
England trail by 6 runs and there's 1 over left before the lunch break.
Obviously, it would be a nice for Australia if they still had a lead while they ate their Chicken McBites and drank pink Gatorade.
So, Clarke has to choose someone economical to bowl this last over, mainly so it can be quick because everyone's starving.
Clarke chooses Mitchell Johnson.
What does Mitch Johnson do?
He bowls a wide on the first bowl.
Great one, Mitch. You know what? No lunch for you, Warnie gets to have your Zinger burger. You can have a share of (t)Watto's pink lamington. :P
At least Clarke knows when Beer O'clock is.
England trail by 6 runs and there's 1 over left before the lunch break.
Obviously, it would be a nice for Australia if they still had a lead while they ate their Chicken McBites and drank pink Gatorade.
So, Clarke has to choose someone economical to bowl this last over, mainly so it can be quick because everyone's starving.
Clarke chooses Mitchell Johnson.
What does Mitch Johnson do?
He bowls a wide on the first bowl.
Great one, Mitch. You know what? No lunch for you, Warnie gets to have your Zinger burger. You can have a share of (t)Watto's pink lamington. :P
At least Clarke knows when Beer O'clock is.
Friday, December 17, 2010
FANFIC #276
I feel like writing another fanfic. Even though you stalkers couldn't give a crap about my epic fanfics, you can put up with them anyway. :P
~FANFIC~
In another time zone, me and Mitchie sat outside the WACA, soaking up the sunshine.
"La di da," Mitchie mused, happily. He'd just finished playing cricket for the day, and was feeling very joyful.
Naturally, I was jumping out of my skin, because of Mitchie's awesomeness at cricket.
A guy drove past us going really fast.
We didn't notice who he was, until he braked suddenly and said, "Mitch, I want your phone number."
I gave him a fierce look. "Whaaaaaat?"
Kevin Pietersen repeated himself. "Mitch, d'urg? Phone number? Please?"
Mitchie shook his head. "Get lost," he said, frowning at Kevin.
I opened my bag and started to get the pies out. Mitchie beat me to it and grabbed one pie and shoved it straight into Pietersen's ugly face.
"Go Mitchie!" I yelled.
But Mitchie kept going. He got another pie, and shoved that in Pietersen's face.
"Bam!" I cried, grinning.
Mitchie ended up throwing four more pies into Pietersen's ugly face.
"D'urg?" KP asked, his face covered in custard and pastry.
"Hahaha," I said, high-fiving Mitchie, "That's the best 6-faaa of the day!"
Mitchie grinned back. "Uh huh."
THE END~.
Ashes update:
Mitch Johnson got 6 wickets(a 6-faaaa!), Harris got three, and Siddle got 1. Yay.
And (t)Watto and MHuss are going to make a big lead for Australia and bat all today and most of tomorrow. :D.
England were all bowled out for 187 in 1st innings. Shaaaaaaame.
But the hard part comes later when Australia have to get ANOTHER 10 wickets to win the game. :)
~FANFIC~
In another time zone, me and Mitchie sat outside the WACA, soaking up the sunshine.
"La di da," Mitchie mused, happily. He'd just finished playing cricket for the day, and was feeling very joyful.
Naturally, I was jumping out of my skin, because of Mitchie's awesomeness at cricket.
A guy drove past us going really fast.
We didn't notice who he was, until he braked suddenly and said, "Mitch, I want your phone number."
I gave him a fierce look. "Whaaaaaat?"
Kevin Pietersen repeated himself. "Mitch, d'urg? Phone number? Please?"
Mitchie shook his head. "Get lost," he said, frowning at Kevin.
I opened my bag and started to get the pies out. Mitchie beat me to it and grabbed one pie and shoved it straight into Pietersen's ugly face.
"Go Mitchie!" I yelled.
But Mitchie kept going. He got another pie, and shoved that in Pietersen's face.
"Bam!" I cried, grinning.
Mitchie ended up throwing four more pies into Pietersen's ugly face.
"D'urg?" KP asked, his face covered in custard and pastry.
"Hahaha," I said, high-fiving Mitchie, "That's the best 6-faaa of the day!"
Mitchie grinned back. "Uh huh."
THE END~.
Ashes update:
Mitch Johnson got 6 wickets(a 6-faaaa!), Harris got three, and Siddle got 1. Yay.
And (t)Watto and MHuss are going to make a big lead for Australia and bat all today and most of tomorrow. :D.
England were all bowled out for 187 in 1st innings. Shaaaaaaame.
But the hard part comes later when Australia have to get ANOTHER 10 wickets to win the game. :)
Sunday, November 28, 2010
FANFIC #274
Remember when I used to write fanfics on this blog, which were just stories about me being bffs with Mitchell Johnson?
WELLLLL. Here is another one:
~FANFIC~
Me and Mitchell Johnson were walking down the street. It was a bright and lovely day, and the sun was shining.
"La la la," I sang, skipping along the footpath.
"Ho hum," Mitchie said.
Then, suddenly, Jonathon Trott appeared from behind a bush.
"MWAH HA HA~," he said, d'urggggingly, "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME OUT, JOHNSON."
I got angry. No, wait, I got FIERCE. Like a tiger. I whipped out an apple pie from my back pocket and held it in one hand.
"Shut up, Trott," I said, fierceeeely.
"NOOO," he d'urggged.
I was just about to throw the pie, when Mitchie yelled, "Laura, I'll throw it! I've been practising!"
So, I gave the pie to Mitchie. He hurled the pie at Trott in a perfect throwing action. It hit Trott's ugly brutish face and we heard Trott scream, "D'URGGGG!"
Me and Mitchie high-fived each other and laughed.
We ran away, still laughing, all the way back to the pie shop. Hahahaha.
THE END~.
(Note to reader: If you haven't been watching The Ashes, Mitchell Johnson has bowled a few balls that are so wide, that some people call it "pie throwing".)
WELLLLL. Here is another one:
~FANFIC~
Me and Mitchell Johnson were walking down the street. It was a bright and lovely day, and the sun was shining.
"La la la," I sang, skipping along the footpath.
"Ho hum," Mitchie said.
Then, suddenly, Jonathon Trott appeared from behind a bush.
"MWAH HA HA~," he said, d'urggggingly, "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME OUT, JOHNSON."
I got angry. No, wait, I got FIERCE. Like a tiger. I whipped out an apple pie from my back pocket and held it in one hand.
"Shut up, Trott," I said, fierceeeely.
"NOOO," he d'urggged.
I was just about to throw the pie, when Mitchie yelled, "Laura, I'll throw it! I've been practising!"
So, I gave the pie to Mitchie. He hurled the pie at Trott in a perfect throwing action. It hit Trott's ugly brutish face and we heard Trott scream, "D'URGGGG!"
Me and Mitchie high-fived each other and laughed.
We ran away, still laughing, all the way back to the pie shop. Hahahaha.
THE END~.
(Note to reader: If you haven't been watching The Ashes, Mitchell Johnson has bowled a few balls that are so wide, that some people call it "pie throwing".)
Friday, February 27, 2009
MORE FANFICNESS.
~FANFIC~
Me and my bffl, Mitchie, were sitting on my front porch, bored.
"What shall we do~?" I asked, "I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED."
Mitchie stretched out his legs. "Mmm... I don't know," he mumbled.
"Idk either. D'URGG. D'URGGG. D'URGGG," I said, fierceeeely.
"D'urggg, lol," Mitchie reiterated.
Suddenly, we heard music. Mitchie stood up and watched as a van drove down our street.
As soon as I saw the van, I leaped up and squealed, "I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, THE NAME THAT RINGS A BELLLLLLL!"
The ice-cream van stopped and the driver, Haydo, leaned out his window.
"Hello, ma'am. Fancy an ice-cream?" Haydo said.
"Mmhmm," I said, reaching into my pocket for some cash, "A chocolate one, plz. And also: I loveeeeee you, Haydo~!"
Haydo took my money and smiled and handed me a chocolate ice-cream.
Mitchie also gave Haydo some money and asked for a vanilla ice-cream.
We waved goodbye as Haydo drove awayy.
We sat on the front porch again eating ice-creams.
"Oh, how I loveeeee ice-creams~!" I squealed.
"Me too," Mitchie agreed.
We licked our ice-creams in silence.
This was an excellent day! ^_________^
"Mitchie, we should eat ice-creams more often," I commented.
"Uh huh. It would stop you throwing pies/tomatoes at everyone," Mitchie replied, smiling.
I smiled toooooooooo.
THE END~!
Haydo would make a good ice-cream man.
He reminds me a bit of Otto Mann.
Similarities between Otto and Haydo: Long-ish hair, quirky, fun, funny, awesomeeeee, and MOARRR.
Friday, February 20, 2009
THE SIMPSONS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE.
I just watched the Simpsons.
It was SO FUNNY.
The Simpsons family (and basically, the whole of Springfield) went to a place for Lenny's party.
And Lenny sang an AWESOMEEEE song, lmao.
Something 'bout friends and stuff. Because his party was for his FRIENDS. 'Cause he won $50,000 in the lottery. ^_____^
And Bart found his ~twin~. And they totally swapped places. 'Cause Bart was all like, "OMG, I WANNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!"
But then, he realised that being rich means he would have two half-siblings who want the inheritance for themselves. SO THEY WANTED TO KILL BART ON A SKIING TRIP. (Their plan was smarter and cleverer than Sideshow Bob's plans)
Ah, good times.
Today at school, my friend kept reminding me that she "was on a boat." WHUT?
ALSO: in Religion, my friends were drawing on me with PEN.
AND I HATE THAT. WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET INK POISONING???? ;_;
Oh and my locker is in a corner. And it gets really squishy when EVERYONE is trying to get to their lockers.
And anyway, there is a pole right next to my locker. And guess what? There was a part sticking out on the pole. AND IT SCRATCHED ME!
So, one day, I'll bash the pole down. DIEEEEEEE, YOU STUPID POLEEEEEE!!111!! I KNOW I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BUT YES, MR. POLE, YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR! GTFO.
In other news, someone's iPod got stolen out of their locker today.
We know whose iPod it was. But no one knows who stole it. I think it was someone from another year level. Like a year 11 or something. :/
Anywayz, whoever stole the iPod is obviously stupid. Or just bored. Or.. idk. I mean, why would anyone bother STEALING AN IPOD? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCE IS FOR STEALING???
And I don't just mean stealing an iPod from a locker at school. I mean stealing any sort of item from anywhere. Imagine if the iPod thief went to Safeway and stole something there (like a chocolate bar or something) as well? They'd get caught by the security cameras and stuff. AND THERE'D BE A FINE TO PAY. THE FINE WOULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A CHOCOLATE CAR. GEEEEEZ.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIIIIS?
I don't. idk. I'm just guesstimating (oh, how I loveeeeeee that word). I mean, there'd be a consequence for stealing from Safeway, yeah? So I presuming it'd be a fine or something. idk.
Anyhoo, in my opinion, stealing is lameeeeeeee.
Just buy the item. Even cheapskates, like me, do that. It's easier. There's no police, courts, lawyers, angry shopkeepers and disappointed parents involved. SIMPLE, EH?
(lmfao, when Bart stole the video game from Try N Save, Marge was all like, "Maybe I'm mothering him too much..." So she stopped "mothering" him. And let him be all ~grown up~ and stuff. And Bart was all like, "WHY DOES MOM HATE MEEEEE?")
Ah, good times.
I learn everything from the Simpsons. ^________^
That's why I want my cake to be the SIMPSONS. Or Dale Thomas. idk.
D:
Continuing on with my rant, do you know what I hate?
THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I turned on the TV today at 7:30 pm to watch the Simpsons. AND THE BIGGEST LOSER WAS STILL ON. :/
So, I watched the last part of Two And A Half Men. (And, of course, sang the song at the end, rofl)
Anyhoo, I flicked back to Channel 10, thinking The Simpsons would be on.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FAT PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TV.
So, I threatened to bash the TV just like the pole outside my locker.
BECAUSE THE FAT PEOPLE CONTINUED TO BE ON MY TV.
Was my TV broken?
Were the fat people stuck in the TV?
Maybe they should have eaten Lite N Easy (I've seen so many ads of this, it must be good) instead of going on TV.
So yeah.
In conclusion of this blog post, I get angry at small things.
THE END~!
P.S. MY BFFL, MITCHIE, IS IN SOUTH AFRICAAAAAAAA!
Holy cow, I just realised Dale Thomas was in South Africa this time last year. WOW.
It was SO FUNNY.
The Simpsons family (and basically, the whole of Springfield) went to a place for Lenny's party.
And Lenny sang an AWESOMEEEE song, lmao.
Something 'bout friends and stuff. Because his party was for his FRIENDS. 'Cause he won $50,000 in the lottery. ^_____^
And Bart found his ~twin~. And they totally swapped places. 'Cause Bart was all like, "OMG, I WANNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!"
But then, he realised that being rich means he would have two half-siblings who want the inheritance for themselves. SO THEY WANTED TO KILL BART ON A SKIING TRIP. (Their plan was smarter and cleverer than Sideshow Bob's plans)
Ah, good times.
Today at school, my friend kept reminding me that she "was on a boat." WHUT?
ALSO: in Religion, my friends were drawing on me with PEN.
AND I HATE THAT. WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET INK POISONING???? ;_;
Oh and my locker is in a corner. And it gets really squishy when EVERYONE is trying to get to their lockers.
And anyway, there is a pole right next to my locker. And guess what? There was a part sticking out on the pole. AND IT SCRATCHED ME!
So, one day, I'll bash the pole down. DIEEEEEEE, YOU STUPID POLEEEEEE!!111!! I KNOW I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BUT YES, MR. POLE, YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR! GTFO.
In other news, someone's iPod got stolen out of their locker today.
We know whose iPod it was. But no one knows who stole it. I think it was someone from another year level. Like a year 11 or something. :/
Anywayz, whoever stole the iPod is obviously stupid. Or just bored. Or.. idk. I mean, why would anyone bother STEALING AN IPOD? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCE IS FOR STEALING???
And I don't just mean stealing an iPod from a locker at school. I mean stealing any sort of item from anywhere. Imagine if the iPod thief went to Safeway and stole something there (like a chocolate bar or something) as well? They'd get caught by the security cameras and stuff. AND THERE'D BE A FINE TO PAY. THE FINE WOULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A CHOCOLATE CAR. GEEEEEZ.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIIIIS?
I don't. idk. I'm just guesstimating (oh, how I loveeeeeee that word). I mean, there'd be a consequence for stealing from Safeway, yeah? So I presuming it'd be a fine or something. idk.
Anyhoo, in my opinion, stealing is lameeeeeeee.
Just buy the item. Even cheapskates, like me, do that. It's easier. There's no police, courts, lawyers, angry shopkeepers and disappointed parents involved. SIMPLE, EH?
(lmfao, when Bart stole the video game from Try N Save, Marge was all like, "Maybe I'm mothering him too much..." So she stopped "mothering" him. And let him be all ~grown up~ and stuff. And Bart was all like, "WHY DOES MOM HATE MEEEEE?")
Ah, good times.
I learn everything from the Simpsons. ^________^
That's why I want my cake to be the SIMPSONS. Or Dale Thomas. idk.
D:
Continuing on with my rant, do you know what I hate?
THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I turned on the TV today at 7:30 pm to watch the Simpsons. AND THE BIGGEST LOSER WAS STILL ON. :/
So, I watched the last part of Two And A Half Men. (And, of course, sang the song at the end, rofl)
Anyhoo, I flicked back to Channel 10, thinking The Simpsons would be on.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FAT PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TV.
So, I threatened to bash the TV just like the pole outside my locker.
BECAUSE THE FAT PEOPLE CONTINUED TO BE ON MY TV.
Was my TV broken?
Were the fat people stuck in the TV?
Maybe they should have eaten Lite N Easy (I've seen so many ads of this, it must be good) instead of going on TV.
So yeah.
In conclusion of this blog post, I get angry at small things.
THE END~!
P.S. MY BFFL, MITCHIE, IS IN SOUTH AFRICAAAAAAAA!
Holy cow, I just realised Dale Thomas was in South Africa this time last year. WOW.
Monday, February 16, 2009
LOL.
I watched ROVEEEEEEEE yesterday.
(I had to tape it so I watched it yesterday).
And Carrie Bickmore was AWESOMEEEEE at the Newsdesk. "She's looking for a fella. Ella. Ella."
lmfao.
ALSO: Carrie made me laugh when she answered the question at the end.
She was all like, "It's good to cuddle after sex. It helps getting to know them. Like their name."
I died laughing at that point.
ANDAND Sharon will be on Rove next week. ^_____^
I love Sharon.
Oh and some girl and guy were on Rove last Sunday. And I didn't know them AT ALL.
Basically because they are in some action movie. idk.
Anyhoo, they said the girl was from 27 Dresses. AND I KNEW WHICH CHARACTER THAT GIRL HAD PLAYED. /proud
She played Tess. Y'know the one who lied about her life so that George would like her.
Tess was awesome.
Except Jane was right all along. Jane is always right. It doesn't matter if she gets the lyrics wrong to Bennie and the Jets. So did I. (I thought it was "Betty". I suck.... Dale Thomas).
My bffl, Mitchie, went to South Africa today. Or yesterday. idk.
I should have given him some pies to take. To throw at South Africans. lol.
Oh well.
I wonder if they'll go to Zimbabwe. Gilly went to Zimbabwe in 2003 and Robert Mugabe was there. And the Australian Cricket Team were like, "Should we go? Should we not go?"
DALE THOMAS IS GOING CAMPING AT SANDY POINT ON THE WEEEEEEEEEEKEND.
Ahem. I do not stalk him. I would never. >_>
Adam Voges took a wonderful catch at the Twenty20 match on Sunday. Youtube it if you haven't seen it. It was AMAZING.
(I had to tape it so I watched it yesterday).
And Carrie Bickmore was AWESOMEEEEE at the Newsdesk. "She's looking for a fella. Ella. Ella."
lmfao.
ALSO: Carrie made me laugh when she answered the question at the end.
She was all like, "It's good to cuddle after sex. It helps getting to know them. Like their name."
I died laughing at that point.
ANDAND Sharon will be on Rove next week. ^_____^
I love Sharon.
Oh and some girl and guy were on Rove last Sunday. And I didn't know them AT ALL.
Basically because they are in some action movie. idk.
Anyhoo, they said the girl was from 27 Dresses. AND I KNEW WHICH CHARACTER THAT GIRL HAD PLAYED. /proud
She played Tess. Y'know the one who lied about her life so that George would like her.
Tess was awesome.
Except Jane was right all along. Jane is always right. It doesn't matter if she gets the lyrics wrong to Bennie and the Jets. So did I. (I thought it was "Betty". I suck.... Dale Thomas).
My bffl, Mitchie, went to South Africa today. Or yesterday. idk.
I should have given him some pies to take. To throw at South Africans. lol.
Oh well.
I wonder if they'll go to Zimbabwe. Gilly went to Zimbabwe in 2003 and Robert Mugabe was there. And the Australian Cricket Team were like, "Should we go? Should we not go?"
DALE THOMAS IS GOING CAMPING AT SANDY POINT ON THE WEEEEEEEEEEKEND.
Ahem. I do not stalk him. I would never. >_>
Adam Voges took a wonderful catch at the Twenty20 match on Sunday. Youtube it if you haven't seen it. It was AMAZING.
Friday, February 13, 2009
VALENTINE'S DAYYYYYYYY!
Because it's Valentine's Day, I'm going to write a Valentine's Day Fanfic. With Mitchieeee, me, Buddy, Daleeeeeee and, of course, Kylee (aka THAT BITCH).
~FANFIC~
"Oh, it's Valentine's Day!" I squealed. I was sitting on my couch next to Mitchieee.
"Yeah, I got some flowers from Jessica," Mitchie said, matter-of-factly.
"OMFG, DID YOU BUY HER A NEW DRESS? SOME MATCHING UNDERWEARRR?" I said, laughing fierceeeely.
Mitchie just laughed. He's been shy about the whole Jessica-Braitch-scandal-where-she-flashed-her-underwear.
Just then, the doorbell rang. I leapt off the couch and ran to the front door. Mitchie followed, timidly.
The postman was standing at the door.
"Helloooooooo. I have a package for... Laura," he said.
"I'm Laura," I shouted, fierceeeely.
The postman gave me the package and scooted awayyy.
So, me and Mitchie were sitting on the couch again with a package sitting between us.
"I wonder who it's from!" I squealed.
"Open it!" Mitchie said, putting the package on my lap.
So I tugged at the seal and managed to finally open the package.
Inside was.... a card, a box of candy hearts and some chocolate-shaped hearts.
I squealed again. Mitchie grabbed the card to read who it was from.
"The card just says, 'To Laura, Be my valentine. Love from Secret Admirer/Stalker'. Hmm," Mitchie said.
"So, someone got me a package and they didn't say who they were?" I asked, fierceeeely.
"Uh huh."
"Hmmm. Well, it couldn't be you, Mitchie. You'd have given me a pie," I giggled and hugged him tightly.
Mitchie just smiled and hugged me back.
"What other guys do I know? Buddy, Dale, Warner, Jimmy Bartel... idk," I said.
"lmfao, it'd be funny if Buddy sent this. Maybe under all his fierceeeeness, he has a sweet core," Mitchie said.
"Cross Buddy off the list. Too fierceeee. But I'll ring him. He might want to help us figure this mystery out." I got my mobile out of my pocket and dialed Buddy's number.
"Sup, Cuddly-Buddy?" I said.
"Nothin' much, Laura-Snorer. -giggle-"
I frowned. "Laura-Snorer is NOT appropriate. Anyhoo, I was wondering if you'd like to come over. I received a package and I have no idea who it's from," I told him, fierceeeeeely.
"Sure thing, Laura-Dora-Flora-Pourer." And he hung up before I yell at him fierceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely.
I turned back to Mitchie, who was eating a candy heart. "I'll call Daleeee-y. He might know," I said, grabbing a handful of candy hearts.
I called Dale Thomas' number. He answered after the first ring.
"Sup, Hazy-Daisyyyy?" I said.
"Nothing much, Laura," he replied, "Just chilling with my gf. It's Valentine's Day, O Mighty Laura."
"Mmhmm. Speaking of Valentine's day, I received a package from ~Mr. Anonymous~. Would you and your gf like to come over to figure this mystery out?" I asked.
"Oh course. Anything for my sweet little Laura," Dale said.
We both hung up and I turned towards Mitchie. "Buddy, Dale and THAT BITCH are coming over," I informed him.
Ten minutes later, Buddy, Dale, THAT BITCH KYLEE, Mitchie and me were sitting around the table drinking soft drink and eating chocolate.
The package was in the middle of the table.
"The writing on the card looks exactly like Dale's writing," Kylee mused, "And isn't it ironic how I get nothing for Valentine's Day and yet, Laura gets a package with Dale's writing on the card."
"Ironic, yes," Dale replied, uneasily, "Maybe someone with the same writing as me sent Laura a package. Or maybe, just maybe, I've been stalking and spying on the love of my life for a year and today, I finally managed to give her a Valentine's gift."
"Fudge! Is that true?" I yelled.
Dale nodded. "Yes, Laura. I love you dearly."
Kylee's jaw dropped. She walked out of the house. Actually, she STORMED out of the house. Trollop.
I hugged Dale. "THANK YOU SO MUCH!"
Dale hugged me back.
And then, Mitchie got jealous of me hugging another guy and he says, "Laura, does this mean I'm not your bffl anymore. ;_;"
Before I could say anything, Mitchie hands me a present. "Happy Valentine's Day, bffl!"
I opened up the present and it was a PIEEEEE.
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too, bffl!" I squealed. I hugged my boyfriend, Dale. Then hugged my bffl, Mitchie.
And then, I threw the pie at Buddy. And we all laughed.
The End~!
~FANFIC~
"Oh, it's Valentine's Day!" I squealed. I was sitting on my couch next to Mitchieee.
"Yeah, I got some flowers from Jessica," Mitchie said, matter-of-factly.
"OMFG, DID YOU BUY HER A NEW DRESS? SOME MATCHING UNDERWEARRR?" I said, laughing fierceeeely.
Mitchie just laughed. He's been shy about the whole Jessica-Braitch-scandal-where-she-flashed-her-underwear.
Just then, the doorbell rang. I leapt off the couch and ran to the front door. Mitchie followed, timidly.
The postman was standing at the door.
"Helloooooooo. I have a package for... Laura," he said.
"I'm Laura," I shouted, fierceeeely.
The postman gave me the package and scooted awayyy.
So, me and Mitchie were sitting on the couch again with a package sitting between us.
"I wonder who it's from!" I squealed.
"Open it!" Mitchie said, putting the package on my lap.
So I tugged at the seal and managed to finally open the package.
Inside was.... a card, a box of candy hearts and some chocolate-shaped hearts.
I squealed again. Mitchie grabbed the card to read who it was from.
"The card just says, 'To Laura, Be my valentine. Love from Secret Admirer/Stalker'. Hmm," Mitchie said.
"So, someone got me a package and they didn't say who they were?" I asked, fierceeeely.
"Uh huh."
"Hmmm. Well, it couldn't be you, Mitchie. You'd have given me a pie," I giggled and hugged him tightly.
Mitchie just smiled and hugged me back.
"What other guys do I know? Buddy, Dale, Warner, Jimmy Bartel... idk," I said.
"lmfao, it'd be funny if Buddy sent this. Maybe under all his fierceeeeness, he has a sweet core," Mitchie said.
"Cross Buddy off the list. Too fierceeee. But I'll ring him. He might want to help us figure this mystery out." I got my mobile out of my pocket and dialed Buddy's number.
"Sup, Cuddly-Buddy?" I said.
"Nothin' much, Laura-Snorer. -giggle-"
I frowned. "Laura-Snorer is NOT appropriate. Anyhoo, I was wondering if you'd like to come over. I received a package and I have no idea who it's from," I told him, fierceeeeeely.
"Sure thing, Laura-Dora-Flora-Pourer." And he hung up before I yell at him fierceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely.
I turned back to Mitchie, who was eating a candy heart. "I'll call Daleeee-y. He might know," I said, grabbing a handful of candy hearts.
I called Dale Thomas' number. He answered after the first ring.
"Sup, Hazy-Daisyyyy?" I said.
"Nothing much, Laura," he replied, "Just chilling with my gf. It's Valentine's Day, O Mighty Laura."
"Mmhmm. Speaking of Valentine's day, I received a package from ~Mr. Anonymous~. Would you and your gf like to come over to figure this mystery out?" I asked.
"Oh course. Anything for my sweet little Laura," Dale said.
We both hung up and I turned towards Mitchie. "Buddy, Dale and THAT BITCH are coming over," I informed him.
Ten minutes later, Buddy, Dale, THAT BITCH KYLEE, Mitchie and me were sitting around the table drinking soft drink and eating chocolate.
The package was in the middle of the table.
"The writing on the card looks exactly like Dale's writing," Kylee mused, "And isn't it ironic how I get nothing for Valentine's Day and yet, Laura gets a package with Dale's writing on the card."
"Ironic, yes," Dale replied, uneasily, "Maybe someone with the same writing as me sent Laura a package. Or maybe, just maybe, I've been stalking and spying on the love of my life for a year and today, I finally managed to give her a Valentine's gift."
"Fudge! Is that true?" I yelled.
Dale nodded. "Yes, Laura. I love you dearly."
Kylee's jaw dropped. She walked out of the house. Actually, she STORMED out of the house. Trollop.
I hugged Dale. "THANK YOU SO MUCH!"
Dale hugged me back.
And then, Mitchie got jealous of me hugging another guy and he says, "Laura, does this mean I'm not your bffl anymore. ;_;"
Before I could say anything, Mitchie hands me a present. "Happy Valentine's Day, bffl!"
I opened up the present and it was a PIEEEEE.
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too, bffl!" I squealed. I hugged my boyfriend, Dale. Then hugged my bffl, Mitchie.
And then, I threw the pie at Buddy. And we all laughed.
The End~!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
^______^
Hey everyoneee!
The bushfire is continuing in regional Victoria. Luckily, it won't come near me or anyone else living near the city. Because I think there are heaps more peeps in city area than country area. idk.
I had a Specialist Maths test todayyyy.
UGH.
I only got 5/10 on the Multiple Choice. EPIC FAIL.
Well, it doesn't count towards my ENTER score so yeah. (:
YOU'LL BE THE PRINCEEEEEEE AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS~!
/taylorswift
Does anyone else like Taylor Swift?
In my free period today, I was doing my Maths homework. And my friend was sitting next to me, listening to her iPod/doing homework/idk.
Anyhoo, the song playing on her iPod was TAYLOR SWIFT.
And I'm like, "OMG, I LOVE THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOONG~!"
So, we listened to the iPod together.
The End!
And today in R.E., we had to write a letter to ourselves. I wrote, "DEAR LAURA. blah blah blah LOVE FROM LAURA."
And at the end of the letter, I wrote, "Less Katie Watson, more Tim Watson."
As in "Don't being like Katie and be like Tim 'cause he's SMART."
Well, Katie is probably smart too. But she gets ~Kieran Chu~ to do her Maths homework. Trollop.
And in the letter, I wrote down stuff that I was obsessed with. Like: Simpsons, Twitter, Twilight, Loathing Lola, d'urg, fierceeee fanfics, bffl: Mitchie, Dale Thomas, Gabriella Cilmi, Little!Huss, MHuss, Warner (OMG, ily), Cameron White and I think I wrote more.
Oh, fudge, I forgot to write ROVEEEEEEEEEEE. Crud.
I could have written ten pages by writing: Rove McManus, Pete Helliar, Carrie Bickmore, Ryan Shelton, Haydo, Hughesy, Hamish and Andyyyyyy and MOAR.
I can't WAIT till I open the letter at the end of the year. D:
ALSO: In R.E., the teacher read us an exercept from My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult.
And she wouldn't tell us the ending. ;_;
So, now I have to read the whole book to find out the ending. And then, I'll tell my non-reading friends the ending. ^_____^
Hopefully, Jordan McAfee is in the book. He's so COOL.
The bushfire is continuing in regional Victoria. Luckily, it won't come near me or anyone else living near the city. Because I think there are heaps more peeps in city area than country area. idk.
I had a Specialist Maths test todayyyy.
UGH.
I only got 5/10 on the Multiple Choice. EPIC FAIL.
Well, it doesn't count towards my ENTER score so yeah. (:
YOU'LL BE THE PRINCEEEEEEE AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS~!
/taylorswift
Does anyone else like Taylor Swift?
In my free period today, I was doing my Maths homework. And my friend was sitting next to me, listening to her iPod/doing homework/idk.
Anyhoo, the song playing on her iPod was TAYLOR SWIFT.
And I'm like, "OMG, I LOVE THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOONG~!"
So, we listened to the iPod together.
The End!
And today in R.E., we had to write a letter to ourselves. I wrote, "DEAR LAURA. blah blah blah LOVE FROM LAURA."
And at the end of the letter, I wrote, "Less Katie Watson, more Tim Watson."
As in "Don't being like Katie and be like Tim 'cause he's SMART."
Well, Katie is probably smart too. But she gets ~Kieran Chu~ to do her Maths homework. Trollop.
And in the letter, I wrote down stuff that I was obsessed with. Like: Simpsons, Twitter, Twilight, Loathing Lola, d'urg, fierceeee fanfics, bffl: Mitchie, Dale Thomas, Gabriella Cilmi, Little!Huss, MHuss, Warner (OMG, ily), Cameron White and I think I wrote more.
Oh, fudge, I forgot to write ROVEEEEEEEEEEE. Crud.
I could have written ten pages by writing: Rove McManus, Pete Helliar, Carrie Bickmore, Ryan Shelton, Haydo, Hughesy, Hamish and Andyyyyyy and MOAR.
I can't WAIT till I open the letter at the end of the year. D:
ALSO: In R.E., the teacher read us an exercept from My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult.
And she wouldn't tell us the ending. ;_;
So, now I have to read the whole book to find out the ending. And then, I'll tell my non-reading friends the ending. ^_____^
Hopefully, Jordan McAfee is in the book. He's so COOL.
Friday, February 6, 2009
FANFIC
Y'know how I said that I entered the competition by writing a paragraph about Mitchie and me?
Well, I am 99.99% sure I didn't win. The competition isn't over yet (so you can still enter ^_^) but someone put in an entry that is, like, WHOA.
Ah, dear. Better luck next time.
Anyway, here is a fanfic for youuuuu.
~FANFIC~
Mitchie and I walked to a ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~.
I danced around the place while Mitchie went to buy ice-creams. ^______^
I started chatting to a pixie by the time Mitchie came back. So, we chatted to the happy pixie while licking ice-creams.
When suddenly, Mitchie surprised me by giving me a present.
"Huh?" I said, confused, "D'urggggggggggggggggggggg?"
"It's for you. I bought it for you," Mitchie explained, shyly.
"OMG, ILYYY!" I said, hugging Mitchie with one arm and opening the present with the other.
Once the present was opened, I saw it was a... PIEEEEEEE.
I grinned.
Mitchie smiled back.
AND THEN SUDDENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... the pixie started screaming, "HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME...."
"Wait, whut?" I said, turning to the pixie, "WHUT?"
Mitchie stepped back, away from the action. I stepped forwards towards an angry Ross Taylor and a used-to-be-happy-now-is-scared pixie. "YOU HAPPY-PLACE WRECKING BITCH!" I yelled, fierceeeely.
Ross Taylor looked at me while still strangling the pixie.
"GTFO. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN. FIRST, YOU BEAT MITCHIE IN TWO GAMES OF CRICKET AND NOW, YOU ARE STRANGLING THE HAPPY, FRIENDLY PIXIE? JUST GET OUT. NOW," I screamed, with heaps of fierceeeeeness.
"D'urggg," Ross Taylor muttered, and stepped towards me to attack.
I shoved the pie in his dirty, ugly face and ran off with Mitchie. We left the ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~ and decided never to go there on the fact that New Zealand cricketers are just as bad as South African cricketers.
THE END~!
Well, I am 99.99% sure I didn't win. The competition isn't over yet (so you can still enter ^_^) but someone put in an entry that is, like, WHOA.
Ah, dear. Better luck next time.
Anyway, here is a fanfic for youuuuu.
~FANFIC~
Mitchie and I walked to a ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~.
I danced around the place while Mitchie went to buy ice-creams. ^______^
I started chatting to a pixie by the time Mitchie came back. So, we chatted to the happy pixie while licking ice-creams.
When suddenly, Mitchie surprised me by giving me a present.
"Huh?" I said, confused, "D'urggggggggggggggggggggg?"
"It's for you. I bought it for you," Mitchie explained, shyly.
"OMG, ILYYY!" I said, hugging Mitchie with one arm and opening the present with the other.
Once the present was opened, I saw it was a... PIEEEEEEE.
I grinned.
Mitchie smiled back.
AND THEN SUDDENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... the pixie started screaming, "HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME...."
"Wait, whut?" I said, turning to the pixie, "WHUT?"
Mitchie stepped back, away from the action. I stepped forwards towards an angry Ross Taylor and a used-to-be-happy-now-is-scared pixie. "YOU HAPPY-PLACE WRECKING BITCH!" I yelled, fierceeeely.
Ross Taylor looked at me while still strangling the pixie.
"GTFO. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN. FIRST, YOU BEAT MITCHIE IN TWO GAMES OF CRICKET AND NOW, YOU ARE STRANGLING THE HAPPY, FRIENDLY PIXIE? JUST GET OUT. NOW," I screamed, with heaps of fierceeeeeness.
"D'urggg," Ross Taylor muttered, and stepped towards me to attack.
I shoved the pie in his dirty, ugly face and ran off with Mitchie. We left the ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~ and decided never to go there on the fact that New Zealand cricketers are just as bad as South African cricketers.
THE END~!
Monday, February 18, 2008
RANDOM....
No! Damn you! =|
Sorry, I was just talking to the So You Think You Can Dance judges. They voted off Courtney last night. It was so sad. *tear*
Courtney was the chick who danced with Hilton. And they did Romeo and Juliet or something. I loved it. Twas awesome. =]
And anyway, Courtney and Hilton were in the bottom 3 (based on Australia's vote) and then the judges had to pick one guy (out of three) and one girl (out of three). They chose Courtney (unfortunately) and Khaly (who had so many piercings - I hated him).
Now, I'm not sure what happens next. Does all the contestants swap partners? Or do Courtney and Khaly's partners have to get new partners? IDK...
Anyway, Mitchell Johnson is still really cool, despite liking a band which I have no intentions to listen to. I can't wait till Friday because Australia plays Sri Lanka (Am I right?)
Brett Lee will probably play! (OMG!) And Gilly. <3
On SYTYCD, The Veronicas were there. And they played Untouched. Awesome song. But on their new album, I like Popular the best. =]
Pop, pop, pop-u-lar...
And yeah. Good singers. Oh and Laura didn't leave. (Yay!)
I was so happy 'cause anyone by the name of Laura is cool. Especially me. =]
Sorry, I was just talking to the So You Think You Can Dance judges. They voted off Courtney last night. It was so sad. *tear*
Courtney was the chick who danced with Hilton. And they did Romeo and Juliet or something. I loved it. Twas awesome. =]
And anyway, Courtney and Hilton were in the bottom 3 (based on Australia's vote) and then the judges had to pick one guy (out of three) and one girl (out of three). They chose Courtney (unfortunately) and Khaly (who had so many piercings - I hated him).
Now, I'm not sure what happens next. Does all the contestants swap partners? Or do Courtney and Khaly's partners have to get new partners? IDK...
Anyway, Mitchell Johnson is still really cool, despite liking a band which I have no intentions to listen to. I can't wait till Friday because Australia plays Sri Lanka (Am I right?)
Brett Lee will probably play! (OMG!) And Gilly. <3
On SYTYCD, The Veronicas were there. And they played Untouched. Awesome song. But on their new album, I like Popular the best. =]
Pop, pop, pop-u-lar...
And yeah. Good singers. Oh and Laura didn't leave. (Yay!)
I was so happy 'cause anyone by the name of Laura is cool. Especially me. =]
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