I have walked 27 km since August 8th.
How good is that?
Well, it is good for me because I never do any kind of exercise at all.
I was reading the TV Guide today.
And it said that Australian Idol is on EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.
If you think that's bad, check out next week.
Every day next week will be Australian Idol on at 7:30 pm.
Which sucks.
I miss my 7:30 pm Simpsons. I'm going to have a cry. Even Bella watches the Simpsons.
ANDAND on Sunday, Rove is on. But the goddamn Channel 10 wanted to annoy me so they put Australian Idol on from 7:30 pm till 9:30 pm. WHAT THE HELL?
Now Rove has to start at 9:30 pm!
Which is so gay.
Please warn me if you like Australian Idol.
Because I promise not to rant against a show that you like.
OMG! My school has a school production every 2 years.
And the school production for this year is nearly here.
It is called High School Musical (yes, that's right, the one with Zafron).
And guess who is serving (and cooking) food on the night?
Me. ^_^
So if you are a random stalker and you feel like going, don't eat the food.
I'm SUCH a bad cook.
I can only make Vegemite toast.
Oh and if the food is burnt, that's because my friend must have turned the oven on. (In other words, my friend can't turn an oven on to the right degree).
So yeah.
The High School Musical isn't very exciting.
I'm excited for the food.
I wonder if I'll be able to eat any...
I hope so.
*crosses fingers*
I'm reading Breaking Dawn!
It is the BEST book ever.
Bella (I love Bella ^_^) likes the Simpsons. She quoted from the Simpsons. ASDFGHASDFGHASDFGHASDFGH.
I won't give away spoilers.
Because I don't know if ~you~ have read it yet.
On Friday, *~Dale Thomas~* will be playing against Fremantle.
I hope.
He may still be injured.
I hope not.
I miss him too much.
*is very sad*
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
OMG, DALE IS SO COOL. X]
Hello everyone!
I had two SACs today.
The first one was the Chemistry test on Acids and Bases.
It was scary but I'm pretty sure I went well.
And the other SAC was a religion one.
I probably failed that. Now I'll be expelled from the school and on my permanent record, it'll be like, "FAILED RELIGION IN YEAR 11."
And yeah.
I got Breaking Dawn today. And I have already read Chapter 1, lol.
Exciting.
Once I have read Breaking Dawn, I won't have to move away when my friend starts telling spoilers.
I hate spoilers.
They should die.
Actually, if there were no spoilers then there wouldn't really be an interesting book. It would be boring, right?
Just think about it. If you (the author) promised people that there was a secret in your book, then they would want to know that secret. And they'd be all like, "I'm not reading that huge book just to find out one little secret!"
So they'd go to their friends (who are reading the book at the moment) and say, "Dude, tell me the secret in the book, k?"
And their friend will be like, "K, dude. But I'm only halfway through the book and I'm a slow reader."
And the person would be like, "Oh, man! I really want to know the secret."
So their curiosity will get the better of them and they'll end up reading it.
See how smart I am.
So, if you are an author, you have to remember these equations.
BOOK + SECRETS = INTERESTING
BOOK = BORING
I'd go with the first one.
Because no one would read a book that doesn't appeal to them, yeah?
SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!
Yeah, get used to it. I'll be saying that in every post.
Because it is such a good song.
OMG! I was listening to the radio and they played a song.
And it was called White Noise by The Living End.
((~Shout outs to all my Living End readers~))
Anyway, the song White Noise is so cool.
I advise you all to listen to it. ^_^
I shall go now and do stuff.
Tomorrow, you'll know all about my Reflection Day where I reflect on some dude who died on a cross. Well, that's what we normally do.
Except for last year when we almost died laughing because some dude with a guitar was really funneh.
Anyway, see ya! X]
NEW FOOTBALL TEAM NAME: PULVERISING PANTHERS
I had two SACs today.
The first one was the Chemistry test on Acids and Bases.
It was scary but I'm pretty sure I went well.
And the other SAC was a religion one.
I probably failed that. Now I'll be expelled from the school and on my permanent record, it'll be like, "FAILED RELIGION IN YEAR 11."
And yeah.
I got Breaking Dawn today. And I have already read Chapter 1, lol.
Exciting.
Once I have read Breaking Dawn, I won't have to move away when my friend starts telling spoilers.
I hate spoilers.
They should die.
Actually, if there were no spoilers then there wouldn't really be an interesting book. It would be boring, right?
Just think about it. If you (the author) promised people that there was a secret in your book, then they would want to know that secret. And they'd be all like, "I'm not reading that huge book just to find out one little secret!"
So they'd go to their friends (who are reading the book at the moment) and say, "Dude, tell me the secret in the book, k?"
And their friend will be like, "K, dude. But I'm only halfway through the book and I'm a slow reader."
And the person would be like, "Oh, man! I really want to know the secret."
So their curiosity will get the better of them and they'll end up reading it.
See how smart I am.
So, if you are an author, you have to remember these equations.
BOOK + SECRETS = INTERESTING
BOOK = BORING
I'd go with the first one.
Because no one would read a book that doesn't appeal to them, yeah?
SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!
Yeah, get used to it. I'll be saying that in every post.
Because it is such a good song.
OMG! I was listening to the radio and they played a song.
And it was called White Noise by The Living End.
((~Shout outs to all my Living End readers~))
Anyway, the song White Noise is so cool.
I advise you all to listen to it. ^_^
I shall go now and do stuff.
Tomorrow, you'll know all about my Reflection Day where I reflect on some dude who died on a cross. Well, that's what we normally do.
Except for last year when we almost died laughing because some dude with a guitar was really funneh.
Anyway, see ya! X]
NEW FOOTBALL TEAM NAME: PULVERISING PANTHERS
Saturday, August 23, 2008
IT'S GRAND OLD FLAG, IT'S A HIGH FLYING FLAG. IT'S THE EMBLEM FOR ME AND FOR YOU. IT'S THE TEAM WE LOVE, THE TEAM OF THE BLACK AND THE WHITE!!!! ^_^
Hello guys, girls, stalkers and snails! ^_^
Rove is on tonight. Is everyone excited about that?
I am. =]
Panic! At The Disco are going to be performing.
And the special guests are Ricki-Lee and Dave Thornton (I don't know him but apparently he likes long strolls in the park ^_^).
ANDAND Carrie Bickmore and Pete Helliar will be on.
Oh yes, I am excited. More than usual. Which is scary.
Maybe I'm excited for the ending of teh Olympics.
China can go back to its ~communist ways and we can all go back to our normal Channel 7 ways too.
Dancing With The Stars is coming back to TV. Sunday nights, apparently.
There was an article in the Herald Sun and it was a picture (and article) of one of the Dancing With The Stars contestants.
AND GUESS WHO ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS IS?
Paul Licuria. ^_^
I was all like, "OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!" And then I died.
I nearly cried last year when Paul Licuria retired from footy.
I was like, "Ohhhhhhh. Come back, Licuria! Plz!"
But yeah. He left. I cried. And Dale Thomas' knee is still hurt.
Lol, that reminded me of Jim Shorts. I love that guy.
He wears shorts.
Which is cool.
When Lenny and Carl were meditating, they were so funny.
Lenny was all like, "WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?"
And Carl was like, "I WEAR SHORT SHORTS."
And the Richard Gere dude was like, "These guys have no idea."
Funneh.
My favourite Simpsons episode is called Milhouse Divided.
I shall tell you why.
Kirk and Louann are fighting at the Simpsons house.
And Marge wants them to stop.
So she gets Lisa to distract them by singing.
And Lisa comes in singing, "IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG. IT'S A HIGH FLYING FLAG."
And then Kirk is all like, "Now look what's you've done, Louann! You've got the kid singing!"
And then he drews a picture (they were previously playing Pictionary) and he is like, "It's a door! Use it!"
And Homer is like, "That's a door?!"
When Lisa started singing that song, it reminded me of when I went to the Collingwood vs Melbourne game a few years ago. And Melbourne won.
So we were on the train on the way home and some guy next to me started to hum the Melbourne song.
So I started singing it because it was really catchy.
And the whole carriage thingy started singing too.
It was fun.
Then the Collingwood supporters (like me, lol) were like, "Let's sing the Collingwood song!"
So we all burst into song to sing the Collingwood theme song.
Except the Collingwood song isn't as upbeat and catchy as the Melbourne song.
But I'm not barracking for Melbourne because they don't win ANY games.
They can't even beat a team who tanked against Collingwood the week before.
They are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. X]
Rove is on tonight. Is everyone excited about that?
I am. =]
Panic! At The Disco are going to be performing.
And the special guests are Ricki-Lee and Dave Thornton (I don't know him but apparently he likes long strolls in the park ^_^).
ANDAND Carrie Bickmore and Pete Helliar will be on.
Oh yes, I am excited. More than usual. Which is scary.
Maybe I'm excited for the ending of teh Olympics.
China can go back to its ~communist ways and we can all go back to our normal Channel 7 ways too.
Dancing With The Stars is coming back to TV. Sunday nights, apparently.
There was an article in the Herald Sun and it was a picture (and article) of one of the Dancing With The Stars contestants.
AND GUESS WHO ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS IS?
Paul Licuria. ^_^
I was all like, "OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!" And then I died.
I nearly cried last year when Paul Licuria retired from footy.
I was like, "Ohhhhhhh. Come back, Licuria! Plz!"
But yeah. He left. I cried. And Dale Thomas' knee is still hurt.
Lol, that reminded me of Jim Shorts. I love that guy.
He wears shorts.
Which is cool.
When Lenny and Carl were meditating, they were so funny.
Lenny was all like, "WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?"
And Carl was like, "I WEAR SHORT SHORTS."
And the Richard Gere dude was like, "These guys have no idea."
Funneh.
My favourite Simpsons episode is called Milhouse Divided.
I shall tell you why.
Kirk and Louann are fighting at the Simpsons house.
And Marge wants them to stop.
So she gets Lisa to distract them by singing.
And Lisa comes in singing, "IT'S A GRAND OLD FLAG. IT'S A HIGH FLYING FLAG."
And then Kirk is all like, "Now look what's you've done, Louann! You've got the kid singing!"
And then he drews a picture (they were previously playing Pictionary) and he is like, "It's a door! Use it!"
And Homer is like, "That's a door?!"
When Lisa started singing that song, it reminded me of when I went to the Collingwood vs Melbourne game a few years ago. And Melbourne won.
So we were on the train on the way home and some guy next to me started to hum the Melbourne song.
So I started singing it because it was really catchy.
And the whole carriage thingy started singing too.
It was fun.
Then the Collingwood supporters (like me, lol) were like, "Let's sing the Collingwood song!"
So we all burst into song to sing the Collingwood theme song.
Except the Collingwood song isn't as upbeat and catchy as the Melbourne song.
But I'm not barracking for Melbourne because they don't win ANY games.
They can't even beat a team who tanked against Collingwood the week before.
They are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. X]
Friday, August 22, 2008
THE OLYMPICS ARE PRETTEH COOL.
So. How is everyone?
Have you all been crying and whinging to Channel 7 so they don't stop the Olympics?
I haven't.
I haven't really had the "Olympic spirit" this year.
I did have the Olympic Spirit back in 2000. I loved that year.
We had just moved house and instead of opening all the boxes, we just sat and watched the Olympics. Good times.
Anyway, I can't wait for the Olympics in 2012. London will be hosting it - oh yeah.
Which will be good for London because everyone will be thinking, "Let's all visit London and be jolly!" And they'll forget about the suicide bombers and trains and Gill Hicks and what not.
La. La. La.
SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!
Sorry, I have that song in my head.
Don't worry I have a better song in my head.
It goes like, "THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA ... NAME."
Great song. By the Ting Tings.
I was watching Rove last Sunday and Delta Goodrem was on.
And she was doing the $20 bucks in 20 seconds thingie.
And Rove was like, "What was the last CD you bought?"
And Delta was like, "The Ting Tings."
And I was like, "LOLDUDE, I LOVE THEM TOO! ^_^"
And Delta was like, "^_^"
Andrew Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is coming back on TV on Sunday.
Not that I'll watch it though.
Australian Idol should DIE. (Kyle is on that show, right?)
I hate Kyle.
He should die.
I also hate Big Brother.
There are many other shows I hate too.
Like Neighbours. I have a very short attention span so I just get bored watching Neighbours.
And I don't like the shows like Today Tonight and A Current Affair.
They are all like, "OMG, SCANDAL!"
And everyone is like, "WHYY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE?!"
And they are like, "IF YOU KNOW OF A SCANDAL NEAR YOU, JUST CALL US, K? WE GET LONELY."
And I'm like, "STUFF YOU, ANNA COREN!" (Is Anna Coren on Today Tonight? O_O)
Ah, good times.
Lol, some countries didn't even win a medal in the Olympics.
Australia are so brilliant. We won about 40 medals, didn't we?
We rule.
Even though we only came 5th or something in the medal tally.
Damn youuu, Great Britain, China, America and Germany!!
We'd beat you in the Fat Olympics AND we'd eat you for dinner! So put that in your pipe and smoke it!! =P
At least we are good at SOMETHING.
I'd be picked to do the Fat Olympics for Australia.
I would do the sport called "Eating-Doughnuts-Off-A-String-Without-Hands."
To be picked for the Fat Olympics, you'd need to be a person who goes somewhere and only follows the cake around. Like me.
At parties, I'm the one who socialises the most................... with the CAKE.
Yeah, I'm weird.
No one can trust me with food.
Or anything edible.
Or anything that claims to be named "Dale Thomas."
Because then I'd stalk you if you claimed to be Dale Thomas.
I'm going to go and eat cake now.
Even though there is no cake.
I'll find one.... Mwah ha ha.
Have you all been crying and whinging to Channel 7 so they don't stop the Olympics?
I haven't.
I haven't really had the "Olympic spirit" this year.
I did have the Olympic Spirit back in 2000. I loved that year.
We had just moved house and instead of opening all the boxes, we just sat and watched the Olympics. Good times.
Anyway, I can't wait for the Olympics in 2012. London will be hosting it - oh yeah.
Which will be good for London because everyone will be thinking, "Let's all visit London and be jolly!" And they'll forget about the suicide bombers and trains and Gill Hicks and what not.
La. La. La.
SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!
Sorry, I have that song in my head.
Don't worry I have a better song in my head.
It goes like, "THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA ... NAME."
Great song. By the Ting Tings.
I was watching Rove last Sunday and Delta Goodrem was on.
And she was doing the $20 bucks in 20 seconds thingie.
And Rove was like, "What was the last CD you bought?"
And Delta was like, "The Ting Tings."
And I was like, "LOLDUDE, I LOVE THEM TOO! ^_^"
And Delta was like, "^_^"
Andrew Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is coming back on TV on Sunday.
Not that I'll watch it though.
Australian Idol should DIE. (Kyle is on that show, right?)
I hate Kyle.
He should die.
I also hate Big Brother.
There are many other shows I hate too.
Like Neighbours. I have a very short attention span so I just get bored watching Neighbours.
And I don't like the shows like Today Tonight and A Current Affair.
They are all like, "OMG, SCANDAL!"
And everyone is like, "WHYY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE?!"
And they are like, "IF YOU KNOW OF A SCANDAL NEAR YOU, JUST CALL US, K? WE GET LONELY."
And I'm like, "STUFF YOU, ANNA COREN!" (Is Anna Coren on Today Tonight? O_O)
Ah, good times.
Lol, some countries didn't even win a medal in the Olympics.
Australia are so brilliant. We won about 40 medals, didn't we?
We rule.
Even though we only came 5th or something in the medal tally.
Damn youuu, Great Britain, China, America and Germany!!
We'd beat you in the Fat Olympics AND we'd eat you for dinner! So put that in your pipe and smoke it!! =P
At least we are good at SOMETHING.
I'd be picked to do the Fat Olympics for Australia.
I would do the sport called "Eating-Doughnuts-Off-A-String-Without-Hands."
To be picked for the Fat Olympics, you'd need to be a person who goes somewhere and only follows the cake around. Like me.
At parties, I'm the one who socialises the most................... with the CAKE.
Yeah, I'm weird.
No one can trust me with food.
Or anything edible.
Or anything that claims to be named "Dale Thomas."
Because then I'd stalk you if you claimed to be Dale Thomas.
I'm going to go and eat cake now.
Even though there is no cake.
I'll find one.... Mwah ha ha.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
LA LA LA! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T!
Omg, hi everyone!
I read Eclipse and I am nearly finished. ^_^
I'm up to page 600 or something and that is the last chapter.
I feel proud.
Before The Game is on Saturday night!
Awesome show.
And then Collingwood and Sydney play in a game also called, "FIGHTING FOR THE TOP 4 SPOT."
Except Dale Thomas mightn't play. His knee may be still injured. *sniffles*
I'll miss him a lot.
He can come to my house ~anytime while his knee gets better.
On Sunday, Rove is on! ^_^
With Pete, Carrie, Ryan, Tom (with the awesome hard-to-spell last name), Hamish, Andy, Ryan Ross, Brendan Urie, the other P!ATD band members, Ricki Lee Coulter and any others that I have forgotten.
And the Olympics ends on Sunday. How sad.
Because now, Australian Idol is going to be on ALL NEXT WEEK!
It is taking over The Simpsons on Monday AND Tuesday.
Which makes me MAD.
Dammit, Channel Ten! You know that Simpsons on at 6pm every day except Saturday isn't enough! Y'know?! (Yeah, I stole Jacob's line but he can have it back when I've dumped my rubbish on it)
Check out my other blog - and scroll down to read the first fan fiction.
I'll be adding another one soon so you'd better get reading!
I read Eclipse and I am nearly finished. ^_^
I'm up to page 600 or something and that is the last chapter.
I feel proud.
Before The Game is on Saturday night!
Awesome show.
And then Collingwood and Sydney play in a game also called, "FIGHTING FOR THE TOP 4 SPOT."
Except Dale Thomas mightn't play. His knee may be still injured. *sniffles*
I'll miss him a lot.
He can come to my house ~anytime while his knee gets better.
On Sunday, Rove is on! ^_^
With Pete, Carrie, Ryan, Tom (with the awesome hard-to-spell last name), Hamish, Andy, Ryan Ross, Brendan Urie, the other P!ATD band members, Ricki Lee Coulter and any others that I have forgotten.
And the Olympics ends on Sunday. How sad.
Because now, Australian Idol is going to be on ALL NEXT WEEK!
It is taking over The Simpsons on Monday AND Tuesday.
Which makes me MAD.
Dammit, Channel Ten! You know that Simpsons on at 6pm every day except Saturday isn't enough! Y'know?! (Yeah, I stole Jacob's line but he can have it back when I've dumped my rubbish on it)
Check out my other blog - and scroll down to read the first fan fiction.
I'll be adding another one soon so you'd better get reading!
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
LOL. I'M FUNNEH.
Hey everyone and random stalkers! ^_^
I had a weird dream last night that I only remembered a minutes ago.
It started off with me eating lunch. Actually I was making lunch.
And someone (I don't know who) came into my house and they were all like, "I AM YOUR FRIEND, K?"
I was all like, "OK. WANNA MAKE LUNCH Y/N?"
She was all like, "SURE. I SHALL MAKE A TOASTED SANDWICH. LOL."
So we both made lunch.
I can't remember what my lunch was but it was simple. Like a vegemite sandwich.
Anyway, the other girl made a sandwich too.
But they added chicken and tomato sauce, I think.
And then they were like, "CAN I TOAST THIS, PLZ?"
And I was like, "SURESURE." Cos I thought she was toasting it in the jaffle maker or something.
But she put the sandwich in the microwave.
And I was like, "O_O" Because I didn't know what you can toast stuff in the microwave.
But she was all calm about it and acted as though it was something she did every day.
After two minutes, she took it out of the microwave.
And she sprinkled cheese on the top and put it back in the microwave.
She was like, "THE CHEESE MELTS IN TEH MICROWAVE. SEE?"
I was like thinking, "OMGDUDE, I DIDN'T THINK MICROWAVES WORKED THAT WAY BUT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DUMB."
So anyway, she ate her "toasted" sandwich.
And I ate my plain sandwich.
It was slightly weird.
Don't try to toast anything in the microwave, kids. It mightn't work and your parentals would be chagrinned with you.
I always have weird dreams.
And I have no idea who the friend was in my dream.
In the dream, they didn't look familiar.
Oh well. It was probably someone I met once.
Like that person on the train who waved to me.
She was all like, "^_^" and waving to me.
And I was all like, "O_O" and waving to her.
Except that wasn't a dream.
And I still don't know who that girl was.
Anyway, today we did a leadership thing at school.
And soon, we will be voting for college captain.
I'd be a horrible captain.
I would make all the wrong decisions and everyone would be like, "WHY'D WE VOTE FOR YOU?!"
And I'd be like, "IDK. I'M SORREH."
And they'd be like, "TOO LATEE TO APOLOGISEEE."
And I'd be like, "NUH UH, DUDE."
And they'd be like, "GO AWAY LAURA. AND TAKE YOUR DALE WITH YOU."
And I'd be like, "UR JUST GAY. :P AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS."
And they'd be like, "IS THAT THE ONLY COMEBACK YOU HAVE?"
And I'd be like, "UH HUH."
And they'd be like, "WELL, THINK UP A NEW ONE."
And it would be all like:
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
MARCH AND A HALF
BUDDY
EDWARD
APRIL
CHAGRINNED
SPARKLY
MAY
And I'd be like, "I CAN'T THINK OF A COMEBACK. /moan"
I had a weird dream last night that I only remembered a minutes ago.
It started off with me eating lunch. Actually I was making lunch.
And someone (I don't know who) came into my house and they were all like, "I AM YOUR FRIEND, K?"
I was all like, "OK. WANNA MAKE LUNCH Y/N?"
She was all like, "SURE. I SHALL MAKE A TOASTED SANDWICH. LOL."
So we both made lunch.
I can't remember what my lunch was but it was simple. Like a vegemite sandwich.
Anyway, the other girl made a sandwich too.
But they added chicken and tomato sauce, I think.
And then they were like, "CAN I TOAST THIS, PLZ?"
And I was like, "SURESURE." Cos I thought she was toasting it in the jaffle maker or something.
But she put the sandwich in the microwave.
And I was like, "O_O" Because I didn't know what you can toast stuff in the microwave.
But she was all calm about it and acted as though it was something she did every day.
After two minutes, she took it out of the microwave.
And she sprinkled cheese on the top and put it back in the microwave.
She was like, "THE CHEESE MELTS IN TEH MICROWAVE. SEE?"
I was like thinking, "OMGDUDE, I DIDN'T THINK MICROWAVES WORKED THAT WAY BUT I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DUMB."
So anyway, she ate her "toasted" sandwich.
And I ate my plain sandwich.
It was slightly weird.
Don't try to toast anything in the microwave, kids. It mightn't work and your parentals would be chagrinned with you.
I always have weird dreams.
And I have no idea who the friend was in my dream.
In the dream, they didn't look familiar.
Oh well. It was probably someone I met once.
Like that person on the train who waved to me.
She was all like, "^_^" and waving to me.
And I was all like, "O_O" and waving to her.
Except that wasn't a dream.
And I still don't know who that girl was.
Anyway, today we did a leadership thing at school.
And soon, we will be voting for college captain.
I'd be a horrible captain.
I would make all the wrong decisions and everyone would be like, "WHY'D WE VOTE FOR YOU?!"
And I'd be like, "IDK. I'M SORREH."
And they'd be like, "TOO LATEE TO APOLOGISEEE."
And I'd be like, "NUH UH, DUDE."
And they'd be like, "GO AWAY LAURA. AND TAKE YOUR DALE WITH YOU."
And I'd be like, "UR JUST GAY. :P AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS."
And they'd be like, "IS THAT THE ONLY COMEBACK YOU HAVE?"
And I'd be like, "UH HUH."
And they'd be like, "WELL, THINK UP A NEW ONE."
And it would be all like:
AUGUST
SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER
NOVEMBER
DECEMBER
JANUARY
FEBRUARY
MARCH
MARCH AND A HALF
BUDDY
EDWARD
APRIL
CHAGRINNED
SPARKLY
MAY
And I'd be like, "I CAN'T THINK OF A COMEBACK. /moan"
Saturday, August 16, 2008
LOLDUDE
Hey people!
Has anyone heard of Jason Mraz?
I don't know where I was but I heard people talking about him.
And I was like, "Okayy, who the hell is this dude?"
And the people were all saying how good he was and stuff. And they were like to me, "Go buy his album. You'll love it."
And I'm like, "Sure sure." But I never actually bought the album because I didn't like those people very much.
And then, today I was listening to the radio. And Jason Mraz' song called "I'm Yours" came on.
And I'm like singing along to it.
Then I was like, "Crap, no! I don't wanna like this song. /moan."
So I turned off the radio and put on Gabriella Cilmi. Which is better.
I can even pronounce her name without adding extra letters in.
For example, whenever I say "Jason Mraz," I say it like, "Jason MIRAZ."
And when I watched Prince Caspian, I nearly laughed whenever they said MIRAZ.
Funneh.
I rule at haiku. Or as I would call it, "THREE-LINED NON-RHYMING POETRY."
I won a haiku competition today. ^_^
I'll show you my winning entry, k?
He eats like a pig
But swims a million times faster
You’re a legend, Michael Phelps.
Well, Michael Phelps isn't a legend because he isn't Australian.
But the amount of food he eats is phenomenal.
Holy crap, I used a BIG word.
I feel smart.
^_^
I'm halfway through Eclipse.
Edward wants to get married because he is THAT BOY.
But Bella says no because she isn't THAT GIRL.
I put capital letters but in the book, it has them in italics. LOL.
I'm going to go and do maths homework.
Yeah, I am a nerd.
I knew that.
My timetable told me.
Has anyone heard of Jason Mraz?
I don't know where I was but I heard people talking about him.
And I was like, "Okayy, who the hell is this dude?"
And the people were all saying how good he was and stuff. And they were like to me, "Go buy his album. You'll love it."
And I'm like, "Sure sure." But I never actually bought the album because I didn't like those people very much.
And then, today I was listening to the radio. And Jason Mraz' song called "I'm Yours" came on.
And I'm like singing along to it.
Then I was like, "Crap, no! I don't wanna like this song. /moan."
So I turned off the radio and put on Gabriella Cilmi. Which is better.
I can even pronounce her name without adding extra letters in.
For example, whenever I say "Jason Mraz," I say it like, "Jason MIRAZ."
And when I watched Prince Caspian, I nearly laughed whenever they said MIRAZ.
Funneh.
I rule at haiku. Or as I would call it, "THREE-LINED NON-RHYMING POETRY."
I won a haiku competition today. ^_^
I'll show you my winning entry, k?
He eats like a pig
But swims a million times faster
You’re a legend, Michael Phelps.
Well, Michael Phelps isn't a legend because he isn't Australian.
But the amount of food he eats is phenomenal.
Holy crap, I used a BIG word.
I feel smart.
^_^
I'm halfway through Eclipse.
Edward wants to get married because he is THAT BOY.
But Bella says no because she isn't THAT GIRL.
I put capital letters but in the book, it has them in italics. LOL.
I'm going to go and do maths homework.
Yeah, I am a nerd.
I knew that.
My timetable told me.
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