MY MASTERCHEF BLOG POST. :D

I watched Celebrity Masterchef last night and Josh Thomas was THE BEST. Because I said so.

Multitasker~!

There was only three celebrities competing each week and one from each threesome goes into the semi final.

And last night, they all had to cook Bombe Alaska which is like a meringue ice-cream with fig and other fruits, etc.
Anyway, Josh Thomas was all like, "Omigod, I love dessert~!" so I thought he would win because he liked cooking desserts. But noooooo, his meringue kept sliding down the thingy and it wasn't an ACTUAL Bombe Alaska. Epic fail. :/

Matt Preston must have something against people with the surname "Thomas" because Angus Monfries beat Dale Thomas; Kirk from INXS beat Josh; and that guy from Masterchef Australia didn't win and his surname was Thomas... idk.

But Josh was a really good cook. Except he was competing against some woman who was VERY experienced with food and stuff and she was VERY confident (although she didn't win, haha). And also, he was competing against Kirk from INXS (y'know, the one with the moustache?) who seemed nervous at the start, and nervous when cooking the dessert yet he still won. :/

Josh's signature dish! (Morrocan curry and saffron custard).

Oh well. I just hope there is a ~wildcard~ round where the judges choose some contestants to come back, idk. They did that in Masterchef Australia because I remember Justine got eliminated and then, she came back or something. :D. (Well, I suppose Justine only came back because she was the most awesome contestant on that show, duhh).

I'M A HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITE, AS HAPPY AS CAN BE~!

Hi everyone~!
Has anyone tried the new Vegemite?
I have.
It's awesome. Because it's all cheesy and stuff yet still has the awesome Vegemite taste. :D

Except I agree with the #7pmproject. The name sucks. iSnack2.0? Whut?
So, I was watching the 7pm Project (as you do) and people had come up with WORSE names for the Vegemite.
Some of my favourites were:

• "I Can't Believe It's Not Vegemite". Because it's totally not, lol.
• "Salty Black Crap With Cheese." LOLWHUT?
• "YourMumMite." Haha, Charlie read this one out on TV. And I lol'd.
• "ChkChkBoomMite." Yes, someone suggested this name. Whut.
• etc. etc.

So, post your own ideas, kk.

And also, Josh Thomas was on the 7pm Project. He was in Darwin and he was holding a little crocodile, lmao. HE'S ON CELEBRITY MASTERCHEF WHICH IS ON TOMORROW NIGHT, OMIGOD, YAYYY~!

And yeah. :)

ROVE AND OTHER STUFF.

I totally watched Rove last night. ;)
And I watched a bit of Australian Idol. (When I say "a bit", I mean I didn't see the first few singers and the person get eliminated).
Stuff that happened:

• On Australian Idol, some chick was like talking about how she hated being in the bottom 3 and Andrew Gee was like, "Well, people will have to vote for you." And the chick was like, "I'm gonna go home and buy me some phone credit~!" And I was like, "Omg, you're my favourite, LOLLLLL." Because she totally implied that no one votes for the Idol contestants. :D
• Rove told us all that Channel 10 is for sale. Yay, I can totally buy it and own Channel 10! I'll be like an evil dictator (like Big Brother!) and put the Simpsons on 24/7. (And, of course, put Rove and TAYG on).
• Rove's wifey is on next week. She released a book or something so she'll be plugging that.
• Kristy Warner, saying that Damien Leith's biggest debt was his phone bill. HAHAHAHA~, no wonder he won Australian Idol.
• FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Nick Maxwell does the voice for KRudd PM. Wow, that Nick Maxwell is very talented if he can play footy AND do an awesome laugh. LOLWHUT?
• Australian Idol reject, Lisa Mitchell, is performing on Rove next week. I'm hoping she sings Neopolitan Dreams but she'll probably just sing Coin Laundry. :/
• Ryan Shelton was epically awesome. :D
• Haydo brushed (or straightened, lol~) his hair. :)

And yeah. The show was good but my recap is bad. Sorry to all you followers who didn't watch Rove last night. Because, y'know, I has SOOOOO MANY followers... NOT.

St Kilda lost the Grand Final, epic fail. I was going for the Saints but they missed too many opportunities to score a goal. :/. And Geelong suck. They can all go fall off a cliff (except for Jimmy Bartel who is really really awesome~!).

Speaking of Jimmy Bartel, he didn't get the Norm Smith medal. And he even had 16 tackles (which either says he put lots of pressure on the Saints or he just likes hugging other men, lmao).

AND THAT'S ALL, EVERYBODY. :D

EDIT: Next week, on Idol, they are singing P!nk songs. So, tune in to Australian Idol where 8 wannabe singers ruin P!nk's songs. YAYYYYYYYY~, SOUNDS LIKE FUN!! #sarcasm.

GRAND FINAL TODAYYYYY. :D

To continue with the last blog post...
I watched Before The Game last night.

• Fitzy was awesomeeeee. He should be regular panellist. idk. And he was like the ~host~ of the Mars Challenge. And Steele Sidebottom won one of the challenges (The challenge where he had to knock out Buddy's teeth~!). :D And they won 100 Mars bars each, methinks.
• And when they all did their predictions, everyone said Geelong/Gary Ablett for Norm Smith. And Lehmo said, "Jimmy Bartel." LOLLLLL, THAT'S WHY I FOLLOWS HIM ON TWITTERRRR~!
• Richo. Best case scenario for Richo's future: He retires, and then comes back in the draft, and then, Collingwood will pick him~! (Well, idk if Collingwood will pick him or not.. probs not..).
• Tool of the Year. It went to the guy that took a dump while Gary Ablett was being interviewed. lmao. :/
• Dale Thomas vs Angus Monfries to see who could cook. Monfries won. Epic fail. Dale should be good because he is ~related~ to one of the people on Celebrity Masterchef this year. Whut.
• Strauchanieeeeeeee~! He quit AFL (Aw, whyyyy?) and then went to join Melbourne Vixens (LOLLL), Melbourne Victory (he sang the Victory Blinds song, thinking that it was the Melbourne Victory theme song) and Melbourne Storm.
• The three people who had to pretend-commentate the last 15 seconds of the Grand Final. And the Geelong woman was hopeless; she can't commentate to save her life. (Neither could I but whatever). And the last guy (some Saints supporter) was like, "And Max Hudgton marks the ball AND WHAT THE HELL IS HUDGTON DOING ON THE GROUND, WHUT?!" And I lol'd. And Richo must have lol'd too because Richo declared that guy the winner. :DDDDDD
• And in the quiz thingy, that Number 2 draft pick guy (who isn't as good as my bf who was also a Number 2 draft pick) had to name some footy players with ~rude~ names and he named three Collingwood players! PICK ON YOUR TEAM, DUDE, YOU HAVE A COX TOOOO~!

My predictions for the Grand Final today:

• Winner: St Kilda.
• Norm Smith: Jimmy Bartel ftw~!
• First goal: Jimmy Bartel.
• Winning goal: Jimmy Bartel.
• Most disposals: Jimmy Bartel.
• Most goals: Jimmy Bartel.
• Person to take an awesome specky: Jimmy Bartel. (Or Dale Thomas, idk).
• Person to kick an awesome from the boundary line: Leon Davis. LOLWHUT? I TOTALLY MEANT TO WRITE JIMMY BARTEL BUT MY HANDS HAD OTHER IDEAS... :/

etc.

AWESOMENESS~!

Hi everyone~!
The Grand Final is tomorrow.
Who are y'all going for?
I'm going for St Kilda because Geelong suck. :/
And I want this guy to win the Norm Smith medal:
Well, when I said, "this guy", I was talking about both the awesome people in the picture. :D
Because, y'know, it'll be a tie between Dale and Jimmy even though only one of them is playing in the Grand Final. :/

And also, Before The Game is on tonight~!
Hopefully, someone who is awesome wins Tool of the Year. ^_____^
Jobe Watson could win it, methinks. I may or may not have voted for him. (I forgot who I voted for...)
Mm.
AND STRAUCHANIEEEEEEE IS ON BEFORE THE GAME, EPIC WIN~!
Yay.
And hopefully, other Collingwood players are on too. ;)

And that's the end of this post.
Stay tuned for the next instalment: THE THRASHING OF GEELONG IN THE 2009 GRAND FINAL....

SYDNEY'S DUST STORM.

Okay, so the red dust covered Sydney today.Some people have ideas as to why the red dust occurred. These basically include: Mars, aliens, zombies, Clifford the Big Red Dog sneezed, taste explosion at KFC, apocalypse, blood, etc.

But I have my own idea.

Dale Thomas doused the whole of Sydney in red Powerade and all the sky and dust and stuff got dyed red.

What are your opinions? :D

M&M'S ARE AWESOME. :D

That's what Carrie did on Rove. She threw the M&M's everywhere~! And I lol'd. :D
If I were on Rove, I would throw the M&M's everywhere too. And everyone would be like, "?" and I'd be like, "Five second rule~!" and crawl around on the floor eating M&M's.

Also, in the "What Have We Learned..." segment last Sunday, Hughesy goes, "I've learned that my chewing gum is still here from last July... -eats chewing gum-"
And Carrie goes, "I've learned that even though I left a month ago, I still watch Rove. -dramatic pause- I found a nice place in the bushes outside his bathroom window."
LOLLL. #carrieisawesome.