I haven't posted in ages. Sorry guys. =]
Footy was on the weekend. How did everyone go in footy tipping? I got 5 teams correct! Yay! =]
Oh, I am a genius. *cough*
SYTYCD was on last night. Best performance was Jack's solo. He did Mission Impossible theme. It was so fawesome. And another good performance was Demi and Graeme's. They acted as creepy crawlies. Really creepy. X]
Oh and Graeme did his solo on Bohemian Rhapsody. He may be the youngest but he is the fawesomest.. =]
The worst performance was Anthony's solo... He danced to Blower's Daughter. The fangirls in the audience would be all over him. But luckily the performance ended when the song got to the "I can't take my eyes off of you..." part. I hate that song. Most annoying song in the whole world. Argh. I thought I killed that song. Argh!
And Rove came back. With Pete and Carrie and Hamish and Andy and Hughesy. And Ross Noble was also there. And some guy who I don't know. Some Ryan dude. Anyway, they were all funny. Especially Hamish and Andy's "Honk if you have an idea." I loved their ideas bonanza thingy. They are brilliant. =]
Stay tuned for tomorrow's blog: Vanessa leaves SYTYCD. (Well, hopefully)
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
MY RANT!! =]
Don't you hate it when you log in to myspace and there is a sign saying, "What is your IQ? Click here." And you're all excited and you click and do this quiz. And then at the end of the quiz, they're like, "What is your mobile number so we can send you your IQ." And I'm like, "Dude, I'm not giving you my mobile number! Just tell me now!"
I'm sure if I did give my mobile number to them, they'd send me the IQ and charge me for it. I have never tried it but I am quite positive that would happen. Bastards.
Yeah, I should like join Hughesy and we'd have a segment called, "Hughesy and Laura lose it!" And we'd both get angry together. Lol. X]
Oh and I'd be on Rove. I'd walk up to Rove and be like, "OMG! It's Rove McManus!" Then I'd die because Rove is so freaking cool. And Pete would be there too. We'd talk about footy and Collingwood and Dale Thomas for hours. And then, he'd take me to the Lexus Centre where I could actually meet Dale Thomas and Nathan J. Brown!! Holy crap. This idea is the best idea ever.
And Carrie Bickmore would be there! She is the best newsreader ever!
Carrie Bickmore > Anna Coren and Tracy Grimshaw and such. =]
Best. Idea. Ever. =]
I'm sure if I did give my mobile number to them, they'd send me the IQ and charge me for it. I have never tried it but I am quite positive that would happen. Bastards.
Yeah, I should like join Hughesy and we'd have a segment called, "Hughesy and Laura lose it!" And we'd both get angry together. Lol. X]
Oh and I'd be on Rove. I'd walk up to Rove and be like, "OMG! It's Rove McManus!" Then I'd die because Rove is so freaking cool. And Pete would be there too. We'd talk about footy and Collingwood and Dale Thomas for hours. And then, he'd take me to the Lexus Centre where I could actually meet Dale Thomas and Nathan J. Brown!! Holy crap. This idea is the best idea ever.
And Carrie Bickmore would be there! She is the best newsreader ever!
Carrie Bickmore > Anna Coren and Tracy Grimshaw and such. =]
Best. Idea. Ever. =]
Saturday, March 22, 2008
HAPPY EASTER Y'ALL!!! =]
OMG! It's Easter! And I got chocolate. Yum! *drools on keyboard*
And I actually went to church today. Now, I may be Catholic but going to church is like unlikely for me. I'm one of those lazy people who sleep in too long. =]
Anyway, at church, the priest gave out Easter eggs to the little kids (i.e. primary school kids). And I was like, "OMG! I want one." And I was going to go and get an Easter egg but all these little kids were already running up to the altar and I just sit down because I don't want to get trampled. And yeah. That was the most exciting part of my day (Yawn).
Hm. Rhys is favourite to win SYTYCD! Well, they are only up to the Top 10 but in the Herald Sun, they showed who was favourite. Lol, I found out today that Rhys used to be the elf in the kids show called The Fairies. He is so cute. =]
Speaking of cute, I have another boyfriend. To remind you, my boyfriends are: Dale Thomas, Timothy Commandeur, Nathan J. Brown, Nathan Sapsford, Joe Jonas' scarf (two people I know have a crush on Joe, lol)... And yeah. Oh and Rhys. (Sorry Rhys, I forgot about you)
Anyhoo, my other boyfriend is... JIMMY BARTEL! Lol, he was on Before The Game yesterday. Hughesy was like, "Now, we predicted you'd win the Brownlow and you did... So now we are predicting you'll win something else..."
And they brought out a sash and put it on Jimmy. It said, "MISS UNIVERSE." And Sam Lane put a tiara with pink fluffy bits on Jimmy's head. And they gave him a bunch of flowers. It was the cutest thing ever! I can't find a picture but I'll try. =]
Oh and Jimmy was talking about him and his team mates going into a room and everyone saying what they thought of the other players. And guess what they said about Jimmy? That he is quiet and needs to speak up more. I was like, "Oh my god! We're twins!" Exciting moment.
And I actually went to church today. Now, I may be Catholic but going to church is like unlikely for me. I'm one of those lazy people who sleep in too long. =]
Anyway, at church, the priest gave out Easter eggs to the little kids (i.e. primary school kids). And I was like, "OMG! I want one." And I was going to go and get an Easter egg but all these little kids were already running up to the altar and I just sit down because I don't want to get trampled. And yeah. That was the most exciting part of my day (Yawn).
Hm. Rhys is favourite to win SYTYCD! Well, they are only up to the Top 10 but in the Herald Sun, they showed who was favourite. Lol, I found out today that Rhys used to be the elf in the kids show called The Fairies. He is so cute. =]
Speaking of cute, I have another boyfriend. To remind you, my boyfriends are: Dale Thomas, Timothy Commandeur, Nathan J. Brown, Nathan Sapsford, Joe Jonas' scarf (two people I know have a crush on Joe, lol)... And yeah. Oh and Rhys. (Sorry Rhys, I forgot about you)
Anyhoo, my other boyfriend is... JIMMY BARTEL! Lol, he was on Before The Game yesterday. Hughesy was like, "Now, we predicted you'd win the Brownlow and you did... So now we are predicting you'll win something else..."
And they brought out a sash and put it on Jimmy. It said, "MISS UNIVERSE." And Sam Lane put a tiara with pink fluffy bits on Jimmy's head. And they gave him a bunch of flowers. It was the cutest thing ever! I can't find a picture but I'll try. =]
Oh and Jimmy was talking about him and his team mates going into a room and everyone saying what they thought of the other players. And guess what they said about Jimmy? That he is quiet and needs to speak up more. I was like, "Oh my god! We're twins!" Exciting moment.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
LIMERICKS!
Yes, I am a talent. And my limericks are brilliant. But most of these limericks I got elsewhere. =]
To write a limerick, line number 1,2 and 5 must rhyme. And line number 3 and 4 are like a rhyming couplet. Write your own limerick about anything you want and post it in the comment section, k?
1st limerick
The third judge on the panel is Matt
He is surely the coolest cat
Busting a move
He's in the groove
He is really 'the cat in the hat'!
I didn't make this one up. Matt Lee is the coolest hat-wearer in the Southern Hemisphere. (He is also known as Mattalieee!)
2nd limerick
Rhys & Jemma are number-one picks,
Though they cannot do Anthony's 'tricks',
Laura's danced for her life,
and Kate's been facing the knife,
as has Graeme, but he's still in the mix.
Rhys FTW! Oh and Jemma, she rocks my socks. =]
Go Laura! You're fawesome! Why'd you have to get yourself eliminated?!
3rd limerick
There once was a guy called Dale
He would never ever go stale
What a fawesome bloke
Enjoys a glass of coke
One thing he'll never do is fail!
I made that one up! I feel so proud, lol. =]
Dale Thomas is fawesome, right?
4th limerick
A dancer called Henry went to bed
He woke up with less hair on his head
He shouted out
Had a pout
And realised he looked better than Fred!
Oh yeah. Who's good at making up limericks? Me, that's who. =]
5th limerick
Gilly is the cutest guy on Earth
He's the number 1 for Perth
I love him
More than Tim
Because you don't have to be 18 to see him on the turf!
It says, "More than Tim." That just means Adam 'Gilly' Gilchrist > Timothy 'Little Timmy' Commandeur.
6th limerick
Nathan and Fuzzy are massively cool
They would never think I'm a fool
Nathan may think I smell
But that's all too well
'Cause Rexona makes me smell better than a mule!
Oh my gosh. Nathan thinks I smell? I only just realised that, lol.
7th limerick
There once was a man named Pete Wentz,
Who wanted to build a big fence,
To keep Trashlee away,
Because he was gay,
And didn't want her to take offence!
This one is done by Miri. She's really smart. =]
8th limerick
Laura wants "fawesome" to rule,
But it will never be cool.
She says it a lot,
Miri thinks it's grot,
But who cares 'cause there's no more school!
Also done by Miri. =]
9th limerick
Emily has a beret,
She got it yesterday.
It's really "fawesome"
She thinks it's awesome,
So everyone shout hooray.
This one is done by Emily. X]
10th limerick
Miri found a piano that's lovely,
As lovely as a piano can be!
I can play All That Jazz
Because I'm a spazz,
And sing along with myself, out of key!
Done by Miri. =]
11th limerick
One day I'll find Dale
Even if he is for sale
I'll go with the flow
And hand over the dough
And Dale Thomas will arrive in the mail!
Oh My Gosh! Best limerick ever! I'd die if that actually happened. Dale Thomas, I am thinking about my doorbell... When are you going to ring it?? Lol, White Stripes FTW!!
To write a limerick, line number 1,2 and 5 must rhyme. And line number 3 and 4 are like a rhyming couplet. Write your own limerick about anything you want and post it in the comment section, k?
1st limerick
The third judge on the panel is Matt
He is surely the coolest cat
Busting a move
He's in the groove
He is really 'the cat in the hat'!
I didn't make this one up. Matt Lee is the coolest hat-wearer in the Southern Hemisphere. (He is also known as Mattalieee!)
2nd limerick
Rhys & Jemma are number-one picks,
Though they cannot do Anthony's 'tricks',
Laura's danced for her life,
and Kate's been facing the knife,
as has Graeme, but he's still in the mix.
Rhys FTW! Oh and Jemma, she rocks my socks. =]
Go Laura! You're fawesome! Why'd you have to get yourself eliminated?!
3rd limerick
There once was a guy called Dale
He would never ever go stale
What a fawesome bloke
Enjoys a glass of coke
One thing he'll never do is fail!
I made that one up! I feel so proud, lol. =]
Dale Thomas is fawesome, right?
4th limerick
A dancer called Henry went to bed
He woke up with less hair on his head
He shouted out
Had a pout
And realised he looked better than Fred!
Oh yeah. Who's good at making up limericks? Me, that's who. =]
5th limerick
Gilly is the cutest guy on Earth
He's the number 1 for Perth
I love him
More than Tim
Because you don't have to be 18 to see him on the turf!
It says, "More than Tim." That just means Adam 'Gilly' Gilchrist > Timothy 'Little Timmy' Commandeur.
6th limerick
Nathan and Fuzzy are massively cool
They would never think I'm a fool
Nathan may think I smell
But that's all too well
'Cause Rexona makes me smell better than a mule!
Oh my gosh. Nathan thinks I smell? I only just realised that, lol.
7th limerick
There once was a man named Pete Wentz,
Who wanted to build a big fence,
To keep Trashlee away,
Because he was gay,
And didn't want her to take offence!
This one is done by Miri. She's really smart. =]
8th limerick
Laura wants "fawesome" to rule,
But it will never be cool.
She says it a lot,
Miri thinks it's grot,
But who cares 'cause there's no more school!
Also done by Miri. =]
9th limerick
Emily has a beret,
She got it yesterday.
It's really "fawesome"
She thinks it's awesome,
So everyone shout hooray.
This one is done by Emily. X]
10th limerick
Miri found a piano that's lovely,
As lovely as a piano can be!
I can play All That Jazz
Because I'm a spazz,
And sing along with myself, out of key!
Done by Miri. =]
11th limerick
One day I'll find Dale
Even if he is for sale
I'll go with the flow
And hand over the dough
And Dale Thomas will arrive in the mail!
Oh My Gosh! Best limerick ever! I'd die if that actually happened. Dale Thomas, I am thinking about my doorbell... When are you going to ring it?? Lol, White Stripes FTW!!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
F****** AWESOME!
Yes, that is the line that Sermsah said when he left the SYTYCD show. F****** Awesome. But he actually said the f-word. And it wasn't bleeped out. So, I have made up another word instead of saying f****** awesome.
With my word, you take all the letters is these words: F****** AWESOME. So what are the letters? We have an F, we don't count the asterisks, we have an A, a W, an E, a S, an O, an M, an E.
What does it spell? Fawesome. So, fawesome is an abbreviated version of F****** AWESOME. =]
I am a genius. Skill. X]
Anyhoo, read my friend's blog. Now!
She has written about transvestite fish and such. It was very interesting.
And now go and make your South Park characters!
With my word, you take all the letters is these words: F****** AWESOME. So what are the letters? We have an F, we don't count the asterisks, we have an A, a W, an E, a S, an O, an M, an E.
What does it spell? Fawesome. So, fawesome is an abbreviated version of F****** AWESOME. =]
I am a genius. Skill. X]
Anyhoo, read my friend's blog. Now!
She has written about transvestite fish and such. It was very interesting.
And now go and make your South Park characters!
Sunday, March 16, 2008
FAWESOME.... IS SUCH A COOL WORD!
School photos were today... Guess what? I didn't sit in the front row! I was standing in the middle row! I'm not that short!!! XD
Shut up, Shaquille O'Neal!! (Sorry, can't spell his name). Just because you ALWAYS stand in the back row... =|
Anyway, I watched SYTYCD last night. Rhys is so fawesome. So are yellow skinny leg jeans. Rhiannon wore them at the start of the show. (Go Rhiannon!)
Except RED skinny leg jeans are still cooler. Not that I own any. My legs are too fat. ='[
Anyhoo, Rhiannon and JD did a dance to Big Girls (You Are Beautiful). By Mika. Such a catchy song. I mean, once it's stuck in your head, it is stuck in your head FOREVER! And then you die because the song kills you. *dies*
Another catchy song is... LET'S DANCE TO THE JOY DIVISION!!! And celebrate the irony. When everything is going wrong.. We're so happy!
The Wombats FTW! *dances* Ashley Noffke (fawesome cricket player) is nicknamed 'Wombat.' That is such a cool nickname. =]
Shut up, Shaquille O'Neal!! (Sorry, can't spell his name). Just because you ALWAYS stand in the back row... =|
Anyway, I watched SYTYCD last night. Rhys is so fawesome. So are yellow skinny leg jeans. Rhiannon wore them at the start of the show. (Go Rhiannon!)
Except RED skinny leg jeans are still cooler. Not that I own any. My legs are too fat. ='[
Anyhoo, Rhiannon and JD did a dance to Big Girls (You Are Beautiful). By Mika. Such a catchy song. I mean, once it's stuck in your head, it is stuck in your head FOREVER! And then you die because the song kills you. *dies*
Another catchy song is... LET'S DANCE TO THE JOY DIVISION!!! And celebrate the irony. When everything is going wrong.. We're so happy!
The Wombats FTW! *dances* Ashley Noffke (fawesome cricket player) is nicknamed 'Wombat.' That is such a cool nickname. =]
Saturday, March 15, 2008
NEW SOUL BY YAEL NAIM
Great song. =]
Has anyone seen the ad for the Apple Mac Air laptop? New Soul by Yael Naim is the song which plays in the background. Good song, right?
Lol, I was searching celebrities on Wikipedia (as you do) and I came across Timothy Commandeur's Wikipedia page. And it said that he was gay. So I added some more text and wrote, "NO HE ISN'T! I LOVB HIM!"
And I came back to the Wikipedia page today, and it didn't say anything about Timmy being gay and my message had been erased. I was so relieved that he wasn't gay. X]
Hm, yeah. OMG! Have you seen the video clip for the new Veronicas song This Love? Have you?
Apparently in the video clip, Lisa and Dean are in bed together. I found that out from the radio. But I haven't seen the video clip yet. =]
Did you know three of my favourite bands are going to tour Australia in the next few months? And all three of them don't want me at their concert. How lame. Rogue Traders, Operator Please and Pnau are doing one show at a place near me and the place is a goddamn over-18's place. Cbf getting a false I.D. I wouldn't know how and I don't look 18... Even though in a year, I'll be 18. Gosh, I am old. The anti wrinkle cream isn't working. Argh. X]
What anti wrinkle cream does anyone else wear? Or are you all young? =|
I was watching Video Hits yesterday, and Fuzzy was talking to Simple Plan and I was like, "How ugly are they?"
And then, they put on a video clip. And there was a kinda hot guy in the video clip and I was like, "Is that guy hot? Or is he only hot because I'd just been looking at Simple Plan??"
Then I realised it was Jesse McCartney. And I was like, "Jesse McCartney is fawesome!"
And now I want to see Horton Sees A Who, lol.
Has anyone seen the ad for the Apple Mac Air laptop? New Soul by Yael Naim is the song which plays in the background. Good song, right?
Lol, I was searching celebrities on Wikipedia (as you do) and I came across Timothy Commandeur's Wikipedia page. And it said that he was gay. So I added some more text and wrote, "NO HE ISN'T! I LOVB HIM!"
And I came back to the Wikipedia page today, and it didn't say anything about Timmy being gay and my message had been erased. I was so relieved that he wasn't gay. X]
Hm, yeah. OMG! Have you seen the video clip for the new Veronicas song This Love? Have you?
Apparently in the video clip, Lisa and Dean are in bed together. I found that out from the radio. But I haven't seen the video clip yet. =]
Did you know three of my favourite bands are going to tour Australia in the next few months? And all three of them don't want me at their concert. How lame. Rogue Traders, Operator Please and Pnau are doing one show at a place near me and the place is a goddamn over-18's place. Cbf getting a false I.D. I wouldn't know how and I don't look 18... Even though in a year, I'll be 18. Gosh, I am old. The anti wrinkle cream isn't working. Argh. X]
What anti wrinkle cream does anyone else wear? Or are you all young? =|
I was watching Video Hits yesterday, and Fuzzy was talking to Simple Plan and I was like, "How ugly are they?"
And then, they put on a video clip. And there was a kinda hot guy in the video clip and I was like, "Is that guy hot? Or is he only hot because I'd just been looking at Simple Plan??"
Then I realised it was Jesse McCartney. And I was like, "Jesse McCartney is fawesome!"
And now I want to see Horton Sees A Who, lol.
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