I AM NUMBER FOUR update

This is the last I AM NUMBER FOUR update.
Because I finished the book.
It was really good.
But John, Six and Sam had to leave at the end, as they are running from the Mogadorians. So John had to leave Sarah in Paradise, wahhhh. My otp.

Anyway, stay tuned for the next blog posts: either I AM NUMBER FOUR (movie) updates or I AM NUMBER FOUR (sequel) updates. Whatever comes first. I haven't decided yet. /indecisive.

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NOOO HENRI, NOOOO!
Excuse me.
Henri just died. ;____;

And now they (John, Sarah/Quinn, Six, Sam, and Mark) are in a hotel. Or something.
Bernie Kosar is alive, you guys! Yay!
And the romance between John and Sarah continue. Aw. So lovely, omg ahsjahswjcfhdjdfhffsoi. <3.

Anyhoo, I'm nearly finished the book. Which should I do first: watch the movie or read the next book? Tough decisions. :/

I AM NUMBER FOUR idea

Why don't they just find a big truck (like a garbage truck or a huge bulldozer) and when the Mogadorians come, they drive right over the top of them. Or something.

I mean, it worked for Ellie & co in Tomorrow When The War Began. They needed to get an injured Lee out of the town, so Ellie stole a huge truck and drove out. It was invincible to the enemies' bullets. They were safe.

I'm no rocket scientist (I study how chemicals react, not rockets) but this idea seems very flawless. Come on, John, I dare you to comment and explain why my idea wouldn't work. Quit fighting the evil aliens, and come on my blag. Do it. I dare you. Prove me wrong.

Seriously, you guys. In my last blag post, I said 'don't ever give up hope', but what if I have? What if I believe John and Sarah won't survi--- NO! Snap out of it, Laura! Think of Sarah's pretty face and how cute she is! Think of the perfect couple that John and Sarah are! Think! They will survive! They will triumph over the evil aliens! Hope!

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John can talk to animals!

...or communicate with them, at least.
Which just makes his relationship with Sarah/Quinn* even more cuter and romantic. If they don't defeat the Mogadorians and live happily ever after, I will cry so much.
If John dies, and we never hear what happened to Sarah/Quinn, tears will pour down my face.

*Sarah/Quinn went to Colorado for a week with some cheerleaders (Santana, Brit, and Becky) and they helped build shelters and stuff for the animals. :). So, Sarah loves animals and John can communicate with them, so yeah. They make a good team.

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Bernie Kosar to save the day!
Yay.
He's a shape-shifting animal, who is native from the planet Lorien, having the ability to change shape into any other animal. He came to Earth with other animals, on a rocket with fuel.

lol wow.
Spoilers?

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John, Six and Henri are still stuck at the school. Eep.
And the beasts and Mogadorians with swords have arrived. Double eep.
Scaryyy.
But John & co haven't given up hope.

"There is always hope. New developments have yet to present themselves. Not all the information is in. Don't give up hope just yet. It's the last thing to go. When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope." -Quoted from the book. Lovely. :D

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lol.
They are fighting the Mogadorians.
And John feels someone grab him from behind, so he goes to deflect it and probably throw them into the next county.... until he realises...
It's his girlfriend.
Haha.
It amused me, shaddup. :P

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Ugh.
The evil aliens have found John, so now he will never escape them, never live a normal life with Sarah and have beautiful gifted children, unless he kills all the Mogadorians. FFFFFFFFFFF.
So, I'm up to the scary part.
As if the parts I've already read weren't scary enough.
It's all scary.
I don't want to watch the movie anymore. I'd be sitting there with my eyes closed the whole time saying, "MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!"

Fact about me: I'm a horrible person to take to an action movie. Even during Harry Potter, I get scared. The scene at Godric's Hollow? I was squirming in my seat, my hands covering my eyes. Terrifying. :/

Anyway, Sarah/Quinn will run off to Yale, and Six and John will fight these stupid alien dudes.

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I've just got up to the part where Number Six enters the story.
She is described as having "dark hair".
DARK HAIR?
Teresa Palmer has blonde-ish hair in the pictures I've seen?
Huh?
jfc.

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John has just told Sarah/Quinn that he's an alien.
It's so romantic, you guys!
I love these two, they are so lovely omg I ship them so hard. :')

I just keep expecting Quinn will burst into singing Never Can Say Goodbye, and I will cry because it will be lovely and romantic and so wonderful.
Whyyy.
Puck and Finn have never been like this, they've never saved Quinn's life. One of them knocked her up, and the other stole her away from her true love, Sammy.
WHY.

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Oh no, you guys.
Sam, Sarah/Quinn, and John went to a party at Mark James' house.
And the whole house is now on fire.
And guess what?
Sarah/Quinn is stuck inside.
She's going to be toast if her fire-resistant boyfriend doesn't save her.
Only, she doesn't know her boyfriend is fire-resistant.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
If my Quinn dies, there'll be nothing to live for.
I will be way more depressed than when Zane died.
Noooo.
Save her, John! Use the forceeeee!

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That's twice that they've mentioned Sarah/Quinn wearing berry lip balm.
I think this is a sign.
A sign... that Faberry is endgame.
True facts.
I don't even ship it (I like Finchel more, mainly because I like Finn) but I accept that it will be endgame.

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So, John and Sarah/Quinn are madly in love.
One's an alien (specifically called a Loric) and the other is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet (Dianna Agron).
I bet the next thing to happen is a mutant alien forming in Sarah/Quinn's stomach.

And according to the book, lots of people have had a Loric parent and a human parent. Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Buddha, Julius Caesar (the boy, not the girl), Isaac Newton, Aristotle, and heaps more.
So, it's not like Bella having a vampire baby, or Vivian having the demon spirit baby.
It's different.
John and Sarah/Quinn could create an exeptional and brilliant person, with so many talents such as fire resistant and switching off lights with the snap of fingers.

And mind you, it wouldn't be Quinn's first baby. Beth won't seem so perfect now, after Sarah/Quinn pops out the next member of MENSA.
And Puck will be like, "WHAAAAT?"
And Quinn will go, "Gee, sorry, I thought you were too busy raw dogging a beehive. :P"
Hahaha.

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John Smith, boy on fire. I'm still betting on you.

Oh sorry, let me explain. John just doused himself in gasoline, lit himself on fire, and did some training- in order to be ready when the Mogadorians come.
Did I mention that John is fire resistant? No? Well, he is. :D

John can also move things with his mind. I wish I had that. :P

Also, I love Sam. He said "wicked cool". That's like what I say, except what I say is "mad cool". Same diff.
And and and John goes to Sam, "EAT IT." And all I thought of was the Weird Al cover version of Beat It. EAT IT, JUST EAT IT.
Glee Hee!
<3 MJ.

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Good news: Henri is not dead.
Bad news: He's probably held hostage and John has to go save him.

lol, Sam and John are driving to Athens in Sam's dad's truck. :P
And neither of them has their licence or knows how to drive.
Don't worry, John, driving isn't that difficult. I've had three lessons, and I haven't crashed* the car once!

And John broke Sarah/Quinn's camera. On Thanksgiving. Luckily Black Friday is the day after, so Sarah/Quinn can get a new camera cheaply. Go figure!

*Well, I've only driven in areas where there are no cars- like the factory area near Woop Woop. And one time, I had my blinker on to turn left, and I forgot to brake so I drove right past the street. Oopsies. And then another time I put my foot on the brake because there was a stop sign. And I still haven't got it through my thick head that when you hold down the brake, you have to keep holding it down to stay stationary. I play too many video games, where you hit the brakes once and you're stopped. Damn cars and their rocket science. Jay-sus. Also, I was only driving at 30 k's for most of the lesson. My dad got me to drive at 50 k's once, and I almost shat myself. :/

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Oh god. John, who doesn't know if Henri is dead or alive, just worked out that he can open the chest if Henri dies.
Holy crap man, I'm scared.
What if he opens the chest?
Then Henri is dead.
Meaning that the Mogadorians probably killed him?
Oh no.
I can't keep reading.
Nooooo.
I don't want Henri to die. He reminds me of Haymitch. And I love Haymitch!
;___;

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So Henri has just left to go to Athens and he hasn't come back.
And John & the Hart family have already started eating Thanksgiving dinner.
This is so depressing, what if Henri never returns?
What if John has to live all on his lonesome?
What if John needs to get inside the box- the one with the Legacies or something?
What if it's parent-teacher night at school?
What if the government/police/whatever find out that there's someone under 18 living on their own and John gets sent to the community home?
What if the Mogadorians run the community home and they eat John for breakfast?

Sorry, I'm a little scared.
I don't want Henri to go.
I imagine him to be like Haymitch, and look like Woody Harrelson. Except maybe without the drinking. I think.

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Sarah/Quinn has just invited John over for Thanksgiving, to have dinner with her and her parents.

Is there any chance that John will burst into, "YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY~ WHAT A LOVELY WAY OF SAYING HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME."
Is there? Is there???!

Or maybe John can reveal his secret through song. He could sing somethingt like, "I'M AN ALIEN". idk idk are there any songs that have those lyrics? Whatev.

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lol, the Sam kid thinks that his father was abducted by aliens because "he just went somewhere and never came back".

Um wow, okay, did you ever think it would be a drug overdose? I have watched so much Glee, I know everything okay. I wish I could meet this Sam dude, slap his face, and yell, "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS!"
Because there isn't.
It's silly.
Everyone should stop talking about them, because they aren't real and you're all silly. jfc.

Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to steal Daisy Thomas, jump into my unidentified flying object, and head back to my home planet. Bye!

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So many times I've read sections of the book and think, "This better happen in the movie!"
Because yes, after I read the book, I'm watching the movie.
I don't know why I never saw it when it was at the cinemas. Expensive, maybe? Me being all cheapskate-y. :/
Anyway, the further I read into the book, the more I want to see the movie. IT'S SO GOOD.
Also I saw some pictures from le movie.
Here are my favourites:

Sam Goode, being all cutesy and awesome. :)

Sarah/Quinn, gorgeous outfit. So cute.

Sarah/Quinn, with her camera. <3

John showing Sarah/Quinn his glowing hands. I want those glowing hands, omg.