WINNERS

WE WON, WE DID IT, WE BEAT A TOP 4 TEAM, WE BEAT THE TEAM THAT BEAT THE GRAND FINALISTS LAST YEAR
Mad skillz.
And also: MY LIST WORKED.

Maybe I should write another list, and send it by express post so it reaches Bucks' house in 5 days (mail is slow these days, okay, gotta get in early)

Here we go:

• 4 x donkeys for Travis Cloke (four for you Travis, you go Travis)
• 1 x painkillers for Nathan J Brown
• 1 x Mitch Brown, just in case Nathan seriously can't get up in time
• 1 x syringe found at the beach for James Hird (trust me, he might have a fetish for injecting himself, he won't be able to resist)
• 1 x box of tissues for Goddard (St Kilda players seem prone to crying, I ain't taking any chances)
• 1 x Alan Didak 
• 7 x scoops of ice-cream for Alex Fasolo
• 1 x plane ticket to New Zealand on Thursday for Goddard (IF HE REALLY LOVES THEM, WHY ISN'T HE PLAYING WITH THEM, JESUS CHRIST)
• 1 x petition for Zaharakis to legally change his name to "Ruffo" so there's no confusion
• 1 x anti-wrinkle cream for Dustin Fletcher 
• 10 x Travis Cloke
• 10 x Dane Swan
• 1 x petition for "Press Red For Ed" to be an option for people watching Channel 7 
• 1 x Benny J 
• 1 x Ben Kennedy (BENNNN, THE TWO OF US NEED LOOK NO MORE, WE BOTH FOUND WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FORRR~)

Okay, that's it.

*folds up list*

*sticks it in an envelope with Bucks' address on it*

*licks envelope*

*place into postbox*

And now we wait.

Go Pies!