GLEE!

Okay.
This may seem like a long and boring blog post but whatever. :P

I watched the Glee episode, where they went to Sectionals (in Season 2).
Because Kurt left McKinley High to go to an all-boys boarding school, I thought I mightn't enjoy this episode.

But oh my god.
It was amazing.
Rachel and Kurt were all pissed off, because they couldn't get to sing a solo for their respective schools at Sectionals. So, they bonded over that and became friends. :)

And then, Rachel found out that Finn had slept with Santana. So, they broke up and Puck came along to have a "make-out" session with Rachel. Hahaha.
Then, Rachel told Finn about what she did with Puck, and Finn was all angry and everything and they broke up again. Seriously.

Finn and Santana did way more than what Rachel and Puck ever did. Even with the Run Joey Run and Sweet Caroline and whatever. FINN HAS NO RIGHT TO BE ANGRY. If he continues with this, he'll end up like Will. ALONE.

Speaking of which, Emma and Carl. They got married. (In Las Vegas! Yay.)
I'm okay with them getting married, but why were they kissing and eating each other's faces off in Emma's office???
WHAT EVEN.
Emma, you are at WORK. Due to your obsessive compulsive-ness, your office has a sparkling clear window which looks on to the corridor. Everyone can see your snogging, and it's gross. Get a room. Preferably one without windows. :(.

Moving on.
When Kurt left the Glee Club at McKinley High, there were only 11 members left. They needed 12 for Sectionals.
So, Puck went around the school to find the 12th member. After a big adventure and ending up in a portable toilet, he found Lauren Ziziesshjf. (I don't know her surname, lol. We'll just call her "Lauren Z" for now.)

"This is totally going to get Robert Pattinson's attention~"

Anyway, Lauren Z joined the Glee Club, despite not even liking show choirs.
But she is so much alike with me!
We both love eating chocolate, are both fat, and have the same first 4 letters of our name. :P
(Except she can dance and sing, and I can't.)

And when the Glee Club members were all fighting in the Green Room before they performed, Lauren Z was just sitting there eating a chocolate bar saying, "BEST. GREENROOM. EVER."
Omg. :D.

Anyway, I can't wait for next week. It's the Christmas episode of Glee. Yes, that's right, CHRISTMAS. In February.
Oh well. Better late than never, eh? :P

JOANNE LEFT ON MASTERCHEF.

Yes, you read the title correctly.
Joanne was eliminated.
Woot.
Thank God, because she was really starting to annoy me.
And when Joanne went home, only her husband and kids were waiting for her. And normally, when someone goes home after being eliminated, a whole ton of people are waiting for them. :P.

Anyway, I watched Glee last night.
Omg.
BEST PART: Puck singing Good Vibrations or whatever the song was called.
And then, I liked the ending, where the New Directions sang Give Up The Funk (or something) in front of the Vocal Adrenaline. And at the end, Jesse was like, "They pulled out the one thing we couldn't do: Funk. I feel so depressed."
HAHA, SUCK IT, JESSE. :P.
I hated Jesse so much, especially when he organised the egging in the carpark. Booooo.

And when Will and Terri were signing the divorce papers, Terri looked so different. wtf. Like, I knew it was Terri because there were divorce papers on the table and Will was there.
She looked different. idk.
But when she spoke, I knew it was her. Haha.

And that whole thing with Terri and Finn was just weird. At first, I thought Will had come into the shop and was planning on re-uniting with Terri. And I was like, "NOOOOOOOOO!" but then it was just Terri's imagination. :D.

Oh and I liked Quin's funky singing/dancing. She's pretty awesome, okay.
And now I know where Quin's been living for the past few weeks. Like, when Quin told her parents she was preggerz, she had to go live with Finn. But then, when Quin and Finn broke up, they never said who Quin was living with.
She was living with Puck in her post-Finn days. And because she got tired of Puck's mum's criticisms of her fatness (and everyone else's criticisms), Quin moved in to Mercedes' house (in the "Funk" episode, as Mercedes and Quin seem to have bonded over their "we're too fat for the Cheerios" connection).
I feel updated. It feels good. :D.

Anyhoo, it sucks that the last episode of Glee Season 1 won't be on for two weeks. I can't wait that long, nooooo!
And I've already had the result of Regionals spoiled for me, due to a certain person's Facebook status update. Ugh. :/.

Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc. :P.