Sunday, May 5, 2013

WINNING

WE BEAT THE 2009/2010 NEAR-PREMIERS, HOW GREAT ARE WE
Of course we're great.
Seriously.

Now, excuse me while I sneak into Bucks' house, say hi to Jett and Ayce, steal a piece of last night's lasagna from their fridge, and take a photo of Bucks' to-do list hanging on the fridge (sandwiched between Jett's report card with a big A+ on it and a photo of Bucks holding a brownlow medal)

Anyway.
Here's what it says:

  • Make sure plane seat to Perth is next to Alex Fasolo
  • Buy a camera for Harry O (weekly steele photos, yay)
  • Tell Faz he needs to take more instagram photos or he can't get back on the team
  • Take Faz out for lunch
  • Buy two tickets for Legally Blonde The Musical
  • Work up the courage to ask Faz to come with
  • Pray 3 times a day that Jack Frost's knee is okay
  • Book hair appointment at Madd Hair
  • Search up google images of Ryan Gosling
  • Realise that Ryan Gosling is too handsome
  • Spend all week trying to get photos of Daisy's hair from different angles
  • Realise that Daisy is more handsome than Ryan Gosling
  • Retrieve photo of Ryan Gosling from the trash
  • Send a postcard with a picture of the 2010 premiers on it and title it "wish you were here (but you aren't!)" to Ross Lyon
  • Cover the aforementioned postcard in anthrax
  • Teach the players how to kick goals
  • Bake a cake for Alex Fasolo
  • Let Faz lick the spoon
  • Send the spoon to Mick Malthouse's mansion
  • Laugh because the spoon was wooden
  • Casually ring Sharrod to see how he's going
  • Bring a large sack to Perth
  • Try to remember how big Sharrod was and hope that the aforementioned large sack is big enough
  • Maybe get a bigger sack so Mitch Brown will fit in there too
  • Attempt to find the largest sack possible so Nathan Fyfe will also fit
  • Organise a lightspeed-recovery program for Fyfe for when he is brought back to Melbourne
  • Get all the injured Pies on the same lightspeed-recovery program
Phew, it must be a busy week for Bucks.
I think the list was longer, but you know these smart phone cameras, they can't capture everything. 
Anyway

Yeah, bring it on, Freo, way to not go
Heave the hell out of here, ho(e)

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