Tuesday, September 3, 2013

So, we lost in the last game of the season.
But hey, unlike North, at least we have finals.
Too bad we couldn't get that coleman medal for Trav. Sigh.
Also yeah, if Hawks beat Sydney, and Geelong beat Freo, then our first three weeks of finals are against teams we couldn't beat earlier this year. But that's okay, history is useless, we'll beat 'em in the very very near future.

Hey, Bucks, time for a list:

  • 1 x rule book for the umpires b/c really, the stuff they pulled out of the hat on Sunday was like um okay then, whatever.
  • 1 x Clinton Young 
  • 1 x Luke Ball (stupid North running free after the centre bounce like how on earth do we stop that...)
  • 1 x prayer circle that Nathan J Brown is ready to give 110% next week
  • 1 x Mitch Brown, just in case
  • 3 x Collingwood players in the 2013 All Australian team
  • 7 x chocolate cakes for Alex Fasolo
  • 1 x nice holiday to Fiji for Daisy and his real girlfriend (me)
  • 1 x wedding for me and Daisy
  • 1 x Brownlow medal for Scott Pendlebury
  • 1 x car for Jamie Elliott's Mark/s of the Year (get stuffed, Matty Wade's cousin)
  • 1 x car for Didak or Beamsy to win Goal of the Year
  • 1 x Rising Star medal for Marley
  • 10 x award for our Rising Star who is much better than Jaegar O'bloodymeara but just happens to be 22 this year like ugh (ily Josh)
  • 1 x letter in an envelope filled to the brim of anthrax sent to Kochie's house
  • 1 x ban for any player in the finals who took peptides last year
  • 1 x Harry O
  • 2 x Didak

And look, it's me in the cartoon this week OH GOD I ALWAYS STAND FOREVER IN A 7/11 OR IN FRONT OF A VENDING MACHINE LIKE WHAT THE HELL HOW DO I CHOOSE WHICH ONE TO GET, ALSO VENDING MACHINES ARE BLOODY EXPENSIVE SO I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE ITEM AND I CAN'T CHOOSE HALP.

In other news, yes Bucks it's easy, just follow the list.
Also, in: Luke Ball, Harry O, Jamie/Sinclair, maybe Jolly & Young
out: Q-stick, BenKen (sorry kiddo, come back next year), ummm idek maybe Josh or Seedsy, but that's only if Young and Jamie are 110% fit b/c finals experience > no finals experience? idk idk okay maybe Bucks' job is harder than I thought. Sigh.


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