NEWS.

Finished all my exams.
Now to sit back and do nothing till next semester. :P

Anyway, on to some more serious news:

Buddy Franklin only gets suspended for a week.
Noooo.
I'd prefer if he didn't get suspended AT ALL. Because then, he'd be playing against Essendon, and he (and his stupid dirty teammates) would go all dirty on Bombers, fightin' and all that.
But now with this one week suspension, he will definitely play against Collingwood. Unless I can somehow push him off a cliff, hahaha.

The members of the Glee Club will graduate at the end of Season 3.
22 episodes left of this current cast before they all leave. ;_;
Can't they be sophomores forever?
Why do they need to graduate?
Why do they need to grow up?
Whyyyy.
Apparently, all the actors on Glee are 26 or 27 years old in real life. And the characters are all around 16 or 17 and in school. Big age difference.
I will miss the current cast.
Even if they get more actors once the current ones leave, it won't be the same. I, and all the other Glee fans, have got attached to this cast, this quirky bunch of characters.
It will be sad, to watch their graduation. :(

Last bit of serious news:
IT'S DAISY THOMAS' BIRTHDAY TODAY!!
No idea why it is a public holiday for this momentous occasion. The queen gets one, why can't Daisy?
Whatev. Let's call it "Dale Thomas Appreciation Day".
Everyone gets cake.

BIG NEWS.

My Supercoach won its FIRST game.
ITS FIRST GAME.
FIRST.

Okay, I was playing the team on the bottom of the ladder. Whatever.
My team is still good.
I won with a shit captain, who got injured in the first quarter. Thanks for that, Goddard, you've taught me never to trust a guy who had his face run over by a steam roller. :P

As for other footy news, Melbourne and Freo both lost. :(
But Collingwood managed a good win, thrashing the Eagles by 50-something points, hahahaha.

GROUP HUG!!!111 :D

Dale Thomas, who was BOG, totally kicked Goal of the Year, and then took a good mark too.
Don't worry about the car, Daisy, JUST TAKE THE WHOLE BUS.

Crack kicked a super goal too. Two goals, in fact. Then, he hurted his arm, poor thing.

Speaking of goals, Maxy kicked an awesom-- oh wait, it didn't count, due to him kicking it through West Coast's goals. Oops.

And apparently, Maxy and Heath Shaw had a "heated discussion" at 3/4 time.
Hm.
Not sure what it was about, but I'm guessing it may have been about Maxwell's "holding" of Nic Nat, holding him back, holding his arms when he didn't have the ball... YES, I SAW THAT MAXY AND AREN'T YOU LUCKY THAT THE UMPIRES DIDN'T. :P

I just think Heath Shaw may have been telling Maxy off, because earlier in the game, Dawes got a free kick because Darren Glass was holding his arm. I mean, the umpires are good at seeing who's holding who and such. ...I think.

Sorry to bore you all, I'm done now. :P

WINNING.

The radio commentators described this as: "Swanny flying gracefully... like a swan."

Anyway, Collingwood thrashed Richmond's pants off last night. :P
Swanny and Daisy = awesome. They both kicked a few goals, took a fabulous mark and interviewed by Tim Watson at the end of the game.
(But they didn't end the interview with "Okay, mate" in Mark Thompson-esque style. I was slightly disappointed. Haha.)

And little Puckasaurus kicked one goal (his tally is now 11) but he isn't the leading goalkicker anymore. :(
He did have several chances to kick more goals but due to some unselfishness, he handballed it off to someone else. GOAL ASSISTS WILL NOT WIN YOU THE COLEMAN MEDAL, JARRYD BLAIR! Get that into your little head.

Anyhoo, the little guy turned 21 a few days ago. He celebrated by going out to dinner with a few friends, but I WASN'T INVITED. Whut.
Ugh.

In other news, JHutch continues to be cast as Peeta. Blahhh. I hoped that this would some late April Fools joke, that Josh Hutcherson wasn't really in the movie, that they had actually chosen Chord Overstreet but couldn't tell anyone now because that would be spoiling the end of the McKinley High Prom where Blaine and Sam fight to the death, both wanting to get it on in the backseat of the limo with Kurt, and because Darren Criss is some kind of LIFE RUINER, he pushes Sam off a cliff. Sad, sad ending. BUT NOW, CHORD OVERSTREET IS FREEEEEEE! Free to play the baker's son, the boy with the bread, the gorgeous Peeta. Yay.

Let's play Real Or Not Real with these two pictures:

NOT REAL. This is Photoshopped. As if JHutch would go near a loaf of bread. I mean, really. He's too much of a prat.

REAL. Chord Overstreet holding a piece of PITA BREAD. And that's probably lamb stew with plums on the bread. The clues are obvious! We found the perfect Peeta! Yay!

The end.
P.S. James Hird, if you are reading this, YOU'RE GOING DOWN. Bring it on.

YOU'RE ALL NUTS.

So, last night, I watched Masterchef and Glee.
And Marion was eliminated. :(.
Because Gary and George were all like, "Marion, your satay sauce was as thick as our heads" and "we're both nuts".


Fail whale.
Now who will win Masterchef? Marion was the winner that I predicted, why couldn't they just give her the crown and move on?
Boooo.


Damn Aaron and Jonathon for their knowledge of nuts. :/.
I hope Alvin, Adam or Aaron win. Someone starting with A. Because Alvin and Adam are so cute. ;).
Or Callum should win. Or Courtney. idk.
But not Claire, no wayyy. If Claire, Jonathon or Jimmy win, it will be a very failed whale.

Moving on to the epicness of Glee.
Ahhh. The New Directions' performances were AWESOME. They sang Faithfully and some other song and I was like, "Surely, they win. SURELY." And they did Don't Stop Believin'. Yay.
:D.
But then, Vocal Adrenaline sang Bohemian Rhapsody and I hate Jesse so much. :/.
And while Vocal Adrenaline were performing, they kept showing Quin giving birth. And it was funny, because she was in such pain when Jesse was singing. :P.

And in the end, Vocal Adrenaline won (epic fail) and the other Glee Club (Oral Intensity) came second. DAMN YOU, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN!!! :(.
And the New Directions' sang To Sir With Love to Will and it was very emotional.
AND THEN, Sue was like, "Aw, I will miss you too much, Will! Your Glee Club can have another year. ;)". And so, Will sang Somewhere Over The Rainbow (yay!) with a ukelele (or a small guitar, idk. I fail at musikz) and all the New Directions' members were like, "Wooooo~."

^_____^
So, there will be a Season 2 of Glee! Yayyyyy.
And also, there's a book/novel type thingy coming out in September of the Glee Club members before they started Glee Club. :).

So yeah.
With the epic failure of Masterchef, Glee was able to restore my joy. lol. :P.

And it is Dale Thomas and Harry O's 100th game today! Yay, I hope they beat Port Adelaide by 105 points. And Dale will score 10 goals, with one of the goals being Goal Of The Year. :D.

YAY.

In the middle of round 14, this is how the ladder stands.
And the team at the top is the most awesome team ever. :D.
So, in order for the ladder to stay like this, Melbourne and North Melbourne need to get their arses into gear. :P.

And I went to the West Coast vs Collingwood game.
It was really good, especially since Collingwood kicked 6 goals in the 1st quarter and West Coast kicked none. Haha.
And then, in the 3rd quarter, Collingwood kicked, like, 9 goals. And Didak really knows how to entertain a crowd. Like, the whole stadium was pretty much filled with Collingwood fans so when Didak kicked three goals in about 5 minutes, everyone was loving it. (Well, except the West Coast fans, but whatever).

And everytime Josh Kennedy was lining up for goal, everyone sitting near me would just laugh at his run-up. Aw. I like your stuttering run-up style, Josh Kennedy, I think it's awesome. :D.

And yeah.
Oh and I nearly got 8 in my footy tipping (if St Kilda, Geelong and Sydney win) but Essendon and their hopelessness just had to let me down. Booooo. I took a risk in tipping Essendon anyway, but I thought they were capable of winning a game interstate. FAIL WHALE.

Speaking of playing games in Adelaide, Collingwood has to go to Adelaide to play Port Adelaide. Oh yeah, get ready Port Adelaide, be ready for a thrashing. :P.
And it's Dale Thomas and Harry O'Brien's 100th game! Yay.

So yeah.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

STUFF.

I watched Masterchef and Good News Week yesterday. /tv geek.
Marion and Alvin won the cooking thingy/Pressure test where they had to cook one of Heston Blumenthal's signature dishes.
Yay.
And Marion gets to cook against a chef to win immunity or something, idk. :D.

I like Marion, Alvin and Adam. And I hate Joanne. She's so annoying.
And Aaron is annoying too, especially with his horrible beanie and equally horrible hair.
Fail whale.

Anyway, on Good News Week, they had vuvuzelas (those awesome instruments that are played at the World Cup in South Africa) and it was funny. The end. :P.
Cal Wilson and Frank Woodley = win.

And goodbye.
P.S. Collingwood are playing Sydney on Saturday. My predictions: Dale Thomas and Jolly will kick 10 goals each, Collingwood will win by 102 points, and there will no behinds kicked by Collingwood. :).
P.P.S. GLEE IS ON THURSDAY! Omg.

COOL WEBSITE.

I found this really cool website.
Okay, well, it's not that cool, it's just a Google search engine.
But it will save the world.
Because it takes less energy to load a black page than a white page. FACT.
(Which is why the government are proposing to make my blog an official document and force everyone to have it as their homepage. Which I totally disagreed with, of course. I don't want randoms reading my blog, I already have enough creepy stalkers).
(And I certainly wouldn't want Dale Thomas reading my blog, as he'll definitely get a restraining order on me).

Anyhoo, the website is called "Save Watts". Which amuses me because Jack Watts totally needs saving. lol.
(Also, I wouldn't want Jack Watts reading my blog either, he'd also get a restraining order. And if any Geelong footballers read my blog, they'd come at me with knives). :/.

Anyway, you should all use the Save Watts search engine. Because I said so.

YO.

Hey everyone.
I has exams in two weeks, so if I'm not blogging much (or too much), you'll know why.
Uni is going alright, so many assignments (well, that's a slight exaggeration but whatever) and study and ughhh.

lol, funny story. After my tute (tutorial) today, we had this "focus group" thing which is like an evaluation thingy, and we just had to say what we enjoyed about the subject, what we didn't enjoy, etc.
And the person in charge (who had to take notes and stuff) was like, "Okay, this focus group is totally optional so feel free to leave at any time."
And the majority of the group (about 85%) got up and left. And me (and a few others) decided to stay because we would feel guilty if there was no one to answer the questions for the focus group.
lol.

And yeah.
Good times.
Oh and you know that "free bars" promotion that is on some of the chocolate bars?
Yeah, well, I totally bought a Twix bar and guess what?!
I won.
Oh yeah, I'm so awesome. :D.
(But then, I retrieved my free Twix bar, and I opened up the wrapper and it wasn't a winner. Booooo!).

Oh well. I guess I don't need those extra calories anyway.
Or do I?
:/.

Anyhoo, my bf is flying up to Brisbane on Friday. (I told him to stop drinking red bulls, but he wouldn't listen. And now, he has produced wings. I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy AND covered in feathers. Great).
lol.
But Dale Thomas will kick some arse on Saturday (and hopefully some goals too). :D.
And Fev and Jonathon Brown will be all like, "O_____O! This dude is owning us!"
(Hey, I just realised, Jonathon Brown will be playing against Nathan J Brown, and it'll be Brown vs Brown. Now, there's a commentators' nightmare. Haha).
(Or if Nathan J Brown isn't playing, Leigh Brown will be playing on Jonathon Brown. lol).
(Or Presti might be there. But I doubt it, because the Gabba has a hard surface apparently, and not good for someone just coming back from an injury).

Well, goodbye.
See you next time. ;).

COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG, and other crap.

It's Dayne Beams!
He's so cute. :D.
He kicked a super goal right before half time, to put the Pies back in the game.
But, unfortunately, he couldn't get a goal in the 4th quarter, and Collingwood lost by 36.
(But it wasn't Beamsy's fault AT ALL, because he kicked 4 goals).


Anyway, Jimmy Bartel was really mean and didn't listen to me.
I told him to go easy on Collingwood and let them win, but alas, Jimmy isn't like the Freo players and doesn't obey my commands. Booo.


And Gary Ablett was also mean, him and his baldness. (Or as some people say, "his baby-like features". Haha).

And in the picture is my lovely bf, who looks like he's about to kick the ball, but is really planning on kicking Jimmy Bartel (who is behind him) back into the closet, just the way Aker wants it. :P.
Haha.

Yeah, I really hate Geelong. REALLY.



Hopefully, my weekend gets better. And you know how it can get better?
If Jack Watts kicks 10 goals and wins the match. Come on, Jacky, I have faith in you!

Anyway, next week, Collingwood will take Brisbane Lions, and thrash their pants off.
(Except maybe not Fev's pants, they can stay on).
(Actually, all the Brisbane Lion's players' pants can stay on. Ew).

Oh and in non-footy news, guess who got 100% for their Statistics assignment?
ME.
I know right.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Speaking of which, I was watching the Simpsons last night and guess what episode it was?!
THE ONE WHERE MR. BURNS OUTSOURCED HIS POWER PLANT TO INDIA.
Omg.
Favourite quote-
Smithers: I told you so.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you know "I told you so" has a brother? His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.
Omg. That quote was used in Breaking Dawn. Which is one of the main reasons I like Twilight.
(Basically, if you quote from the Simpsons, I love you and you are made of awesome).

lol.

STUFF THAT HAPPENED.

To overload your computer with cuteness...

Om nom nom, cookies! :D.

It's funny, teehee. ^_____^

That is my car (that I want in the future).

Yo, my awesome followers/creepy stalkers!

I have important news for all of you: GLEE'S ON TONIGHT!!!111!!

Omg.

It's the Madonna episode, where they sing Madonna songs, and Kurt and Mercedes join the Cheerios and it shall be awesome. :D.

Sorry for not blogging lately (well, it FEELS as if I haven't blogged lately) but I've been doing assignments and stuff for uni, because my whole USB decided to stop working and be gay. :/.

And now, the worst thing about it, I've lost all my Dale Thomas comics. ALL OF THEM. Damn youuuuuuu, USB!

Anyway, I'm back.

In other news of the wonderful AFL, Ricky Petterd got injured and is out for whole season. Nooooooo. Doesn't he realise he's on my Dream Team and needs to be UNinjured? FAIL WHALE.

Oh and when I heard Ricky P being injured, I was like, "Oh goodie, Jack Watts will come back!" But no, Dean Bailey was like, "Jack just needs more time to find his feet."

...

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE'S FEET?!

Anyhoo, moving on to other AFL news, my lovely Dale Thomas has been saying "no" to go on the Footy Show. Yessssss. (See, I really hate the Footy Show, and I don't want my bf going on that show. It's a boring show, okay).

Well, I don't know if Dale Thomas likes the Footy Show or not, but he doesn't want to go on the Footy Show (or anything else for that matter) because he wants to focus on his footy and stuff.

(Although, he is on Nova on Friday mornings but I think that's an exception).

(Hey, I don't know what'll happen when Collingwood have to play Freo in Subiaco on Friday night. Will Dale still be on Nova in the morning? Hmm...).

Anyway, back to the news of AFL.

Gary Ablett was partying hard at the Logies, lol. (Although, he didn't drink anything but water... or that's what he said anyway..).

And a lot of celebrities were tweeting at the Logies (un-AFL related) and Catherine Deveny was making crude comments like, "Oh, hey, it's Rove and Tasma! I hope Tasma doesn't die too...".

Whut.

Deveny got sacked by The Age for that comment (and for other comments too). Haha.

And now, to the news on Masterchef, they cooked meals for a child's birthday party last night. :D.

(Of course, I didn't see the birthday day, I found this out via Twitter).

Andandand Phillipe was nearly eliminated (because the kiddies only gave him three votes) but luckily two other people got lower votes than him and he's SAFE. ^_____^

Yay.

And goodbye, say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

ANZAC DAY!

Happy Anzac Day, everyone! :D.
Lest we forget, etc etc.

Anyhoo, Collingwood vs Bombers Annual Anzac Day Match is today.
My predictions: Collingwood by 38 points, Daisy Thomas winning the Anzac Day medal, and Rusty kicking 5 goals. ;).

Hmm.
Before The Game was awesome last night. Things I found out:

• Barry Hall likes gardening. So, if you ever get caught in a dark alley with the Big Bad Bazza, just ask him how his daisies are growing and ask for a few parsley leaves while you're at it.
• Harry Taylor is very funny. Very surprising for an evil Geelong player, lmao.
• Ben Hudson is also very funny. lolwhut.
• Jobe Watson won Tool of the Week, haha. (That's the only thing he'll be winning this weekend, lol).

And yeah.

Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

'SUP?

Yo everyone! :D.
The season of SYTYCDA has ended... But that doesn't mean I'm removing the picture at the top. Too bad, deal with it. :P.
Anyway, I predicted that Jessie H would win (at the beginning of the season) but unfortunately, I was wrong. She came second, lol. But I was happy with the winner (Robbieeeeeee~!) especially since in Ivy's goodbye speech, she basically "let the cat out of the bag", and hinted that her and Robbie had some "relationship" and were in love with each other. (Or, that Ivy was in love with Robbie).

It's so bad now that SYTYCDA and TAYG have ended. Now, what do I watch? The wall?! (Or Masterchef, but that just makes me hungry and I'd end up on the Biggest Loser...).
Glee is coming on TV! On Thursdays, Channel 10, 8pm. ^_______^

Oh and y'know that debate I was getting y'all to help me with it?
Well, I did it. Last Wednesday.
It went.... okay. Not good, but okay. The topic was about biotechnology's maximising profit being their only concern. And I was on the negative team. It was really difficult to rebut, because I didn't understand the other team's arguments. And the other team won, by an audience vote. (I think that the other team bribed the audience, because the voting was unanimous, but oh well).

And the first speaker came out and talked REALLY REALLY fast. And we were like, "O_____O. *brain explodes* lolwhut". lmao.
And yeah. :D.

Btw~, Collingwood beat Hawthorn last Saturday! Yay. Essendon is going down on ANZAC Day, haha.

OPERATOR PLEASE.

Aw, one of the reasons I love Operator Please. It's Taylor (the Operator Please band member who plays violin) reading The Great Gatsby. :D.
And she dyed her hair brown, btw~. (Confirmed by Timmy, of course).

Oh and Timmy and Chris (again, these two are in Operator Please) went to a party thingy and Tim was like, "I study architecture at uni" and Chris goes, "I study physics" but they were both joking, lolwhut.

Speaking of being all smart and stuff, Luke Ball got 98.8 (or something) VCE enter score. (He did VCE years ago, idk).
He's so clever. :D.
I'm sure he got his cleverness from one of his primary school teachers (who, coincidentally, is my friend's mum). lol.
But of course, Luke Ball isn't the smartest player at Collingwood. No way.
Dale Thomas, the little smart cookie, answered my question, "Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?" and instead of answering with an answer that everyone else answered with like "A best friend" or "someone I like", Dale answered with, "An elevator repairer".
CLEVER.
Teehee.

Ah, good times.

COLLINGWOOD VS MELBOURNE.

I went to the footy today (Collingwood vs Melbourne) and I was all like, "Yeah, Collingwood will win for sure" etc etc.
Ummm, no. It wasn't that easy. Melbourne came out firing. They played so well (although the scoreboard didn't really show it). If you looked at the scoreboard, it was an even match. If you looked at the ground with the players, Melbourne was OWNING. (Melbourne missed a lot of easy shots, but then again, so did Collingwood).

The guy in the picture below (number 15) was part of the aforementioned owning. Ricky Petterd. Kicked about 4 goals. Was basically everywhere. (Or just in their forward 50, idk).


Anyway, Collingwood still managed to win.
The guy below played well, got the ball a lot, etc etc. But he was mainly under pressure A LOT OF THE TIME. So, he turned it over so much.
I don't know why there's a bandage around his head. I know Travis Cloke had a bandage around his head (because of blood) but I never saw my bf have to leave the game because of blood.

And Rusty did a good manoeuvre on the boundary line. Basically, Rusty had two Melbourne players on him, and Rusty had the ball, then kicked it a metre ahead of him (to keep the ball in play) and then, Rusty just picked up the ball and kept playing! The Melbourne players didn't even touch the ball when Rusty didn't have it. lol.

Oh and after the game, we were on the train. And this guy was sitting in our carriage, with his earphones in, talking to his friend in Newcastle. And the guy was talking SO LOUDLY and describing every aspect of the Collingwood/Melbourne match REALLY LOUDLY and the whole carriage could hear. And we were all laughing yet the guy had no idea that people were listening. And when the conversation FINALLY ended, the whole carriage cheered and goes, "Yay, he's finished!" And the guy STILL had no idea, because he had earphones in. It was so funny. :D.

Ah, good times. ;).

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY EVERYONE!

So, how is everybody? :D.
I'm fabulous, lol.
I have a week's break (wooo~) but unfortunately (or fortunately for you guys), I won't be blogging much (or will I?) because of all the homework/essays/assignments to do. Ew.

I watched The Bounce and SYTYCDA tonight.
The Bounce is an okay show. If you haven't watched it and have a life, don't bother. idk. Richo is pretty funny, Arj Barker was hilarious (but I think he was only a guest), Peter Rowsthorn's taxi drivin' is awesome, etc etc.

And on SYTYCDA, my little Babyface Kieran left! O________O. NO WAYYY. Not fair. And Squeaky Carly (the really cute one who was so cute) left too. WHAT IS THIS.
My Top 4 predictions are failing. Ugh.

Top 4: Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie, anddddddd Nick.
Winner: Jessie H.
(But I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win).
(I also like Phillipe, so I wouldn't mind if he was in the Top 4 instead of Nick).

Also: Anyone heard of Andrew McDonald?
...
Neither have I. Until THISSSSSSS.
He did that camera-loss thingy that got passed around on email. (If you never received the email, allow me to send it to you. Orrrrr, you may click the link above and find the link for the camera-loss thingy yourself).
Anyway, this Andrew McDonald guy (no, not the ranga that plays cricket) seems really funny. And he's blogging inside a dog (how can he do that? Isn't it dark and cold inside there?) for the month of April. :D.

Anyhoo, pinch punch first of the month no returns, etc etc.
Anyone play any pranks for April Fools' Day? Anyone get pranked?

HELLO~!

'Sup, everyone?
I watched 7pm Project, two episodes of the Simpsons and then, THE SIMPSONS MOVIEEEEEEEE~! :D
And Tasma Walton is on the 7pm Project next week to do some more plugging of that book. :)

Speaking of books, click here.
It is a competition or something where people vote for the best book of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Anyway, you can only vote once and they make sure that everyone only votes once because you have to put in your name and email address.
So, anyway, I went to vote and submitted my name and stuff, chose the books I wanted to vote for, clicked "vote" and waited. AND THEN, SOMETHING COMES UP AND SAYS, "YOU HAVE ALREADY REGISTERED." wtf. No, I haven't already registered.

All I wanted to do was vote for Everything Beautiful (which I've read and it's awesome!) and Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian (which I haven't read but people say it's a really good book and stuff).
AND I CAN'T VOTE.
BECAUSE THEY SAY I'VE "ALREADY REGISTERED".
Why can't I vote? :/

In other news, the ALL NEW Simpsons is on Tuesdays at 7:30pm. EPIC WIN. :D
YAYYYYYY~!
MORE SIMPSONS!
And less studying will be done but whatever. I'll just live in a cardboard box like a hobo, LOLLLL.

And yeahhhh.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAYYYYY~! #roveisawesome. With TAYG on at 6:30pm. ^_________^

HELLO.

Want.

In other news, Rove was awesome last night.
To sum it up in a few sentences, in no particular order: Rove totally got chased around by a big wrestler and then got pushed off a ledge-y thingy and he fell and Kristy, Pete, etc were like, ":/ .... whut" and Kate Miller-Heidke sang her awesome song and Pete was hurting because Collingwood lost and I could totally agree and on the American News, they were like, "WHOAAAAAAAA, A BROOM CAN STAND UP VERTICALLY WITH NO ONE TOUCHING IT, THIS IS A MIRACLE, OMFG, yes, I know there is more important news but HOLY CRAP, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BROOM~!" and Rove was wearing a pink hoodie and Kristy was a good newsreader and Rove hit the wrestler with a chair and I was like, "GO ROVEEE~!" and Hamish & Andy finished their Caravan Of Courage across America and they'll be on TV on Thursday at 7:30 pm on Channel 10, talking about their American adventure and Judith Lucy said some funny things and so did Robin Williams and speaking of Williams, Robbie is on next week along with Richmond supporter Mick Molloy. :)

And that's my recap.
I hope you enjoyed it. *pokes reader who fell asleep on the keyboard* You can wakes up now, I finished.
Carlton and Collingwood lost on the weekend (I was barracking for both teams, okay, stfu).
And Carlton NEARLYYYYY won but Jonathan Brown and that stupid Rising Star dude kicked about 1 MILLION goals and I was like, "DUUUUUUDE, NOOOOO!" And KRudd was all like, "YAYYYYYYY~!" And I was like, "I'LL VOTE LIBERAL NEXT ELECTION, KRUDD! AND I'LL UNFOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER~!"

The end.

OBITUARY.

This is what happens when the teachers tell us to come at 1 pm: I write my bf's obituary. (i.e. Dale Thomas' obituary).

~OBITUARY OF DALE RICHARD JAMES THOMAS~
On the shortest day of 1987, the world welcomed a cute little baby. His name was Dale Thomas.
When Dale came home from the hospital, he fought and fought with his older sister, Jessica. "This is my room! And my toys!" Two-year-old Jessica would scream.
Dale just sat there with his bottle of milk.

One day, Jessica was being kind and yelled, "You can has these videos of some footballer who gets violently drunk and his children and mother went away to find safety." She threw the videos at Dale.
Now, Dale didn't idolise any football team. He didn't care about AFL. But he watched the videos over and over again till they were worn out.
When he could finally talk, his first words were, "Mummy, I want to be Gary Ablett."

On a foggy day in March 1997, Dale borrowed his sister's hair straightener. Oh and he also started Auskick. The other kids marvelled Dale's ability to leap over everyone and take a specky and then kick a goal from an impossible angle.

Dale's blonde hair and flair really helped when he was drafted to Collingwood at a young age of 18.

He played with Collingwood for about 12 years, won a couple of premierships, a few dozen Brownlow medals and a banana.
He was 31 when he made his announcement to retire, saying that his relationship with his gf, Laura, was too involved and he wanted to start a family with her.

At 32, Dale got married to Laura in a secret wedding in Broome on June 16th. They were surrounded by family and friends and Dale has always described it as "beautiful and magical".

Laura and Dale had several children together and named them Aidan, Jayden, Hayden, Richard and James. They were a happy family until Laura got struck by lightning while retrieving the mail from the mailbox. Dale was deeply hurt by this and took the five children to America where he married Kristen Stewart.

Dale and KStew had one child together but unfortunately, couldn't have any more because KStew died from all the pot that she smoked.

So, 41-year-old Dale and his six children went travelling the world, only to stop when Dale fell in love with a man from Brisbane named Josh Thomas. Dale and Josh decided to get married because a) they loved each other and b) they didn't have to change their surname.
So, Dale and Josh petitioned, wrote letters and even stood on a roof with a megaphone to persuade the Prime Minister KRudd to legalize gay marriage.
But KRudd didn't want to upset his Christian followers on Twitter so he said no.

Fortunately, there was an election coming up and Rove McManus was elected to be Prime Minister of Australia. The first thing Rove did was buy a puppy for his wifey to play with in the White House. The second thing he did was blow up the House of Representatives and Senate and suggested that all politicians' debates and meetings be held on the social networking site, Twitter.

Finally, Rove legalized gay marriage. Dale and Josh and their six children celebrated with some non-alcoholic champagne and all was good.
A few hours later, Dale died because he drank too much non-alcoholic champagne and then, someone told him it was actually alcoholic champagne and he had OD'd.
THE END~!

BIRTHDAYSSS~! JS.

Oh, look, Timothy Commandeur (the drummer of Operator Please) turns 19 on Monday. Yes, it's an old photo but whatev. I totally follow him on Twitter and I requested to be his friend on Facebook. :)

AND GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW??

DALE THOMASSSSS! He turns 22. ^________^

And he shall kick 1 BILLION GOALS against the Swans.

Speaking of kicking goals, Jack Watts kicked 2 goals last night. His team still lost but whatev.

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS BLOG SPREAD OUT SO MUCH??? WHYYYY?

Anyhoo, Before The Game is on tonight and newlywed Rove is on Sunday night. WITH THE HILARIOUS SHAUN MICALLEF~! And Green Day will be performing. ^________^

COLLINGWOOD DEFEATED THE KANGAROOS. ST. KILDA FANS: PREPARE TO BE BEATEN.

Collingwood won last night.
And it looks like Dale Thomas is concerned about getting the swine flu. LOL.
I feel sorry for the Kangaroos player though. :.

I have Pendlebury and Lockyer on my Dream Team. WIN. They both got more than 100 points. My Captain got 82 points which is also good. ^________^
UM. Rove isn't on tomorrow night. Fail. But he will win a Gold Logie. (I haven't voted but he votes for himself, apparently).

I also watched the Simpsons last night.
Win.
But I has a question.
Why does Channel 10 spend lots of moniez to put ALL NEW SIMPSONS on Wednesday night when heaps of people are already watching Thank God You're Here?

Anywayz, I shall go now. :D
^_____^
BYE.