IT'S GOOD NEWS WEEK~!

Okay, I watched Good News Week last night. (I know, I watch a lot of TV, stuff you).
It was so exciting. Omg.

The best part: Josh Thomas and Claire Hooper criticising So You Think You Can Dance Aus. ;). Remember my rant on the first episode? Well, Josh was saying how he doesn't like the crying and that you shouldn't cry, just because you did a dance, whut.
And Claire Hooper didn't like how the judges said to the contestants, "You've got to have passion or you can go work in a post office." And Claire goes, "GOOD PEOPLE WORK IN THE POST OFFICE~!" :D. See, I'm not the only one ranting on it. My work here is done.

Some other awesome parts:

• Claire Hooper, who is made of win. ;).
• Fiona O'Loughlin, doing the trivia thingy. And her buzzer was to say "Fiona". And she kept forgetting her own name. (And the other guy called himself "Ram Jet". And was talking in the third person. Lolwhut).
• Fiona O'Loughlin, answering a question with "frozen ice-cream". Umm, do you think we should tell her...?
• Josh Thomas. They kept picking on him 'cause he's Gen Y and everything. Like, when they were saying about people over 18 have to move out of home. And Paul McDermott goes, "Over 18-year-olds who still live at home in Australia are called Gen Y." And the camera goes straight to Josh Thomas, who is innocently taking a sip of water. lmao.
• Mikey and his spam. ;).

And yeah, I can't remember anymore. But it was REALLYYY funny. Really.

I watched the Big Bang Theory before it (I didn't wanna watch the Biggest Loser, ew). It was very funny, even though I only watched the last half of it. Hehe. :D.

TV IS AWESOME, HEHE.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER A COMPETITION, OMG. ;).

Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.

Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.

And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.

And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.

I'M ON A BOAT, MOFOS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~!

I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").

Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.

'SUP?

The TAYG Christmas Special is on tonight. :D.
All the good shows are all stuffed into this week because it's the last week of "ratings television". Apparently, people don't watch TV during December and January.

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I will continue watching TV during December/January.
Y'know what sucks? Channel 10 haven't even put the whole of Season 1 of Glee on TV yet the Glee episode this Thursday is the last one this year.
Whut.
But I've seen ads on Channel 10 for other shows in December. Like, The Cleveland Show (a spin-off of Family Guy), Futurama, The Office, and some new show.
I haven't seen any ads for Friends. I likes Friends.

Back to discussing the TAYG Christmas Special.
They are going to do a nativity scene with Josh Thomas as Baby Jesus (wow, that's going to take a lot of acting skills; Josh Thomas doesn't even look like a baby...).
And I was reading the Sunday magazine that came with the Herald Sun today. And my bff, Charlie, had written an article on Hip Hop Wisdom.

Speaking of bffs, I read an article on Jack Watts. And guess what subjects he did in year 12?
Two maths, accounting and english.
And guess what year 12 subject he did in year 11?
Biology.
And he's twenty days younger than me.
:D.
Except I don't think he did Chemistry. I think he did one less subject than me. Because he only went to school four days a week because he plays for Melbourne and stuff.

And that's the end of my boring blog post.
SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME.
I miss Rove. Why can't he just continue the show? Or, at least, keep tweeting. He hasn't tweeted since last Sunday or something. FAILLL. (Well, obviously, he didn't leave Twitter because he would have written a rap song like Miley Cyrus did).
#usingRoveformyownselfishneeds.

MY MASTERCHEF BLOG POST. :D

I watched Celebrity Masterchef last night and Josh Thomas was THE BEST. Because I said so.

Multitasker~!

There was only three celebrities competing each week and one from each threesome goes into the semi final.

And last night, they all had to cook Bombe Alaska which is like a meringue ice-cream with fig and other fruits, etc.
Anyway, Josh Thomas was all like, "Omigod, I love dessert~!" so I thought he would win because he liked cooking desserts. But noooooo, his meringue kept sliding down the thingy and it wasn't an ACTUAL Bombe Alaska. Epic fail. :/

Matt Preston must have something against people with the surname "Thomas" because Angus Monfries beat Dale Thomas; Kirk from INXS beat Josh; and that guy from Masterchef Australia didn't win and his surname was Thomas... idk.

But Josh was a really good cook. Except he was competing against some woman who was VERY experienced with food and stuff and she was VERY confident (although she didn't win, haha). And also, he was competing against Kirk from INXS (y'know, the one with the moustache?) who seemed nervous at the start, and nervous when cooking the dessert yet he still won. :/

Josh's signature dish! (Morrocan curry and saffron custard).

Oh well. I just hope there is a ~wildcard~ round where the judges choose some contestants to come back, idk. They did that in Masterchef Australia because I remember Justine got eliminated and then, she came back or something. :D. (Well, I suppose Justine only came back because she was the most awesome contestant on that show, duhh).

OBITUARY.

This is what happens when the teachers tell us to come at 1 pm: I write my bf's obituary. (i.e. Dale Thomas' obituary).

~OBITUARY OF DALE RICHARD JAMES THOMAS~
On the shortest day of 1987, the world welcomed a cute little baby. His name was Dale Thomas.
When Dale came home from the hospital, he fought and fought with his older sister, Jessica. "This is my room! And my toys!" Two-year-old Jessica would scream.
Dale just sat there with his bottle of milk.

One day, Jessica was being kind and yelled, "You can has these videos of some footballer who gets violently drunk and his children and mother went away to find safety." She threw the videos at Dale.
Now, Dale didn't idolise any football team. He didn't care about AFL. But he watched the videos over and over again till they were worn out.
When he could finally talk, his first words were, "Mummy, I want to be Gary Ablett."

On a foggy day in March 1997, Dale borrowed his sister's hair straightener. Oh and he also started Auskick. The other kids marvelled Dale's ability to leap over everyone and take a specky and then kick a goal from an impossible angle.

Dale's blonde hair and flair really helped when he was drafted to Collingwood at a young age of 18.

He played with Collingwood for about 12 years, won a couple of premierships, a few dozen Brownlow medals and a banana.
He was 31 when he made his announcement to retire, saying that his relationship with his gf, Laura, was too involved and he wanted to start a family with her.

At 32, Dale got married to Laura in a secret wedding in Broome on June 16th. They were surrounded by family and friends and Dale has always described it as "beautiful and magical".

Laura and Dale had several children together and named them Aidan, Jayden, Hayden, Richard and James. They were a happy family until Laura got struck by lightning while retrieving the mail from the mailbox. Dale was deeply hurt by this and took the five children to America where he married Kristen Stewart.

Dale and KStew had one child together but unfortunately, couldn't have any more because KStew died from all the pot that she smoked.

So, 41-year-old Dale and his six children went travelling the world, only to stop when Dale fell in love with a man from Brisbane named Josh Thomas. Dale and Josh decided to get married because a) they loved each other and b) they didn't have to change their surname.
So, Dale and Josh petitioned, wrote letters and even stood on a roof with a megaphone to persuade the Prime Minister KRudd to legalize gay marriage.
But KRudd didn't want to upset his Christian followers on Twitter so he said no.

Fortunately, there was an election coming up and Rove McManus was elected to be Prime Minister of Australia. The first thing Rove did was buy a puppy for his wifey to play with in the White House. The second thing he did was blow up the House of Representatives and Senate and suggested that all politicians' debates and meetings be held on the social networking site, Twitter.

Finally, Rove legalized gay marriage. Dale and Josh and their six children celebrated with some non-alcoholic champagne and all was good.
A few hours later, Dale died because he drank too much non-alcoholic champagne and then, someone told him it was actually alcoholic champagne and he had OD'd.
THE END~!

JACK WATTS.

It's Jack Watts! He looks a bit like Zafron in that picture. Like, when Zafron was jumped off the bridge and he ended up as a 17-year-old. :)
Jack Watts played well, though. Okay, he didn't get the ball much but still. His first touch in AFL was when he was being sandwiched by two Collingwood players. JACK WATTS SAMMICH, OM NOM NOM.
Collingwood won, js.
And my Dream Team won too.
Jack Watts made about 24 for my Dream Team. (But he was an emergency so his score was included).
Oh and when I was watching the footy, the commentators were like, "He had his hands full with Dick." And also, Robert Walls goes, "Swan, goes for Dick... and has got him." And I lol'd. #timetogrowup

TAYG is on tonight.
Y'know who would be good on TAYG?
Mike, Bree or Fitzy.
STFU, I'm really missing Friday Night Live, okay?
Masterchef just isn't the same. People who are stressing over cooking some food is not the same as a 20-year-old bogan running around desperately trying to win a random trophy and delegate chores to all the other bogans just so they can sit on their butt all day and sun bake.
The only contestant on Masterchef who came close to being like a Big Brother contestant was Kate. And that's because she whinged all the time and everyone hated her (except for me).

Anyhoo, I'm sure TAYG will be awesome tonight. Josh Thomas is awesomizzle. ^______^

And yeah.
I got 7 in my footy tipping, btw~.
So, put that in your plastic cup and chew it! :P