COOOOL.

And Jack Watts ruins my footy tipping YET AGAIN.
How was I meant to know that Richmond were worse than Melbourne?
How was I meant to know that Jack Watts would kick 3 goals and play really really well?
How was I meant to know the umpires would favour the crap out of Melbourne?
HOWWW?

Anyway, I gots some luck.
Cyril Rioli and Brad Sewell won't play next week due to injuries.
Hahahaha.
That's a few less things to worry about. :P

La la laaaaaa.
Yay for New York!
Marriage equality ftw!
:D

Let out the gay within.

Quick update

My Dream Team won.
Supercoach lost.
I got 7 in my footy tipping.

But I totally would've tipped 8, if the Demons weren't so mean.
Just because Freo hasn't won a game at the MCG since Jesus was here, that doesn't mean ANYTHING.

Gosh, Jack Watts, just because I like you, doesn't mean you can go around thrashing Freo's pants off. Rude.

'SUP?

Yay, it's the lovable Jack Watts! He kicked a goal yesterday (against Carlton) but that was basically all that he did. :/.
And his team lost. Booooo.
And Freo lost too.
And West Coast lost too.
FAIL WHALE.

And yesterday, I watched Happy Feet. Good movie, has some epically funny parts, but also very sad.
Like when I saw it in the cinema, I was all like, "Wooo~, this movie will be good and happy and omg!" and then it turned out to be about a penguin kicked out of his "family" thingy and left to survive on his own. Whyyyy. :(.

Anyhoo, during the ad breaks of Happy Feet, I'd watch West Coast vs Geelong.
West Coast actually did pretty good, they kept up with Geelong, and it was a very even match.
And Josh Kennedy, omg.
His run-up before he kicks a goal is so funny. :).
Like, his run-up is just different from other players' run-ups. And it's hard to describe it, idk.
But the main thing is, IT WORKS. He gets the goals. (Well, most of them anyway. Nobody's perfect).
So, I'm thinking, Travis Cloke should adopt his style.
No, seriously, dudes. Cloke has the marking down pat, he can mark the ball, no problem.
It's the kicking he needs to work on. Maybe another run-up style, y/n?

Anywayz, whatever.
The Celeb Singing Bee was good.
But Gyton Grantley was so funny and unfortunately, got knocked out in Round 1. Boooo!
And Frankie J Holden (who got stabbed with an ARIA in Sleuth 101, haha) was the winner.

And Sam Stosur lost the final, or whatever she was playing. :(.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

COOL WEBSITE.

I found this really cool website.
Okay, well, it's not that cool, it's just a Google search engine.
But it will save the world.
Because it takes less energy to load a black page than a white page. FACT.
(Which is why the government are proposing to make my blog an official document and force everyone to have it as their homepage. Which I totally disagreed with, of course. I don't want randoms reading my blog, I already have enough creepy stalkers).
(And I certainly wouldn't want Dale Thomas reading my blog, as he'll definitely get a restraining order on me).

Anyhoo, the website is called "Save Watts". Which amuses me because Jack Watts totally needs saving. lol.
(Also, I wouldn't want Jack Watts reading my blog either, he'd also get a restraining order. And if any Geelong footballers read my blog, they'd come at me with knives). :/.

Anyway, you should all use the Save Watts search engine. Because I said so.

STUFF THAT HAPPENED.

To overload your computer with cuteness...

Om nom nom, cookies! :D.

It's funny, teehee. ^_____^

That is my car (that I want in the future).

Yo, my awesome followers/creepy stalkers!

I have important news for all of you: GLEE'S ON TONIGHT!!!111!!

Omg.

It's the Madonna episode, where they sing Madonna songs, and Kurt and Mercedes join the Cheerios and it shall be awesome. :D.

Sorry for not blogging lately (well, it FEELS as if I haven't blogged lately) but I've been doing assignments and stuff for uni, because my whole USB decided to stop working and be gay. :/.

And now, the worst thing about it, I've lost all my Dale Thomas comics. ALL OF THEM. Damn youuuuuuu, USB!

Anyway, I'm back.

In other news of the wonderful AFL, Ricky Petterd got injured and is out for whole season. Nooooooo. Doesn't he realise he's on my Dream Team and needs to be UNinjured? FAIL WHALE.

Oh and when I heard Ricky P being injured, I was like, "Oh goodie, Jack Watts will come back!" But no, Dean Bailey was like, "Jack just needs more time to find his feet."

...

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE'S FEET?!

Anyhoo, moving on to other AFL news, my lovely Dale Thomas has been saying "no" to go on the Footy Show. Yessssss. (See, I really hate the Footy Show, and I don't want my bf going on that show. It's a boring show, okay).

Well, I don't know if Dale Thomas likes the Footy Show or not, but he doesn't want to go on the Footy Show (or anything else for that matter) because he wants to focus on his footy and stuff.

(Although, he is on Nova on Friday mornings but I think that's an exception).

(Hey, I don't know what'll happen when Collingwood have to play Freo in Subiaco on Friday night. Will Dale still be on Nova in the morning? Hmm...).

Anyway, back to the news of AFL.

Gary Ablett was partying hard at the Logies, lol. (Although, he didn't drink anything but water... or that's what he said anyway..).

And a lot of celebrities were tweeting at the Logies (un-AFL related) and Catherine Deveny was making crude comments like, "Oh, hey, it's Rove and Tasma! I hope Tasma doesn't die too...".

Whut.

Deveny got sacked by The Age for that comment (and for other comments too). Haha.

And now, to the news on Masterchef, they cooked meals for a child's birthday party last night. :D.

(Of course, I didn't see the birthday day, I found this out via Twitter).

Andandand Phillipe was nearly eliminated (because the kiddies only gave him three votes) but luckily two other people got lower votes than him and he's SAFE. ^_____^

Yay.

And goodbye, say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

BIRTHDAYSSS~! JS.

Oh, look, Timothy Commandeur (the drummer of Operator Please) turns 19 on Monday. Yes, it's an old photo but whatev. I totally follow him on Twitter and I requested to be his friend on Facebook. :)

AND GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW??

DALE THOMASSSSS! He turns 22. ^________^

And he shall kick 1 BILLION GOALS against the Swans.

Speaking of kicking goals, Jack Watts kicked 2 goals last night. His team still lost but whatev.

WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THIS BLOG SPREAD OUT SO MUCH??? WHYYYY?

Anyhoo, Before The Game is on tonight and newlywed Rove is on Sunday night. WITH THE HILARIOUS SHAUN MICALLEF~! And Green Day will be performing. ^________^

JACK WATTS.

It's Jack Watts! He looks a bit like Zafron in that picture. Like, when Zafron was jumped off the bridge and he ended up as a 17-year-old. :)
Jack Watts played well, though. Okay, he didn't get the ball much but still. His first touch in AFL was when he was being sandwiched by two Collingwood players. JACK WATTS SAMMICH, OM NOM NOM.
Collingwood won, js.
And my Dream Team won too.
Jack Watts made about 24 for my Dream Team. (But he was an emergency so his score was included).
Oh and when I was watching the footy, the commentators were like, "He had his hands full with Dick." And also, Robert Walls goes, "Swan, goes for Dick... and has got him." And I lol'd. #timetogrowup

TAYG is on tonight.
Y'know who would be good on TAYG?
Mike, Bree or Fitzy.
STFU, I'm really missing Friday Night Live, okay?
Masterchef just isn't the same. People who are stressing over cooking some food is not the same as a 20-year-old bogan running around desperately trying to win a random trophy and delegate chores to all the other bogans just so they can sit on their butt all day and sun bake.
The only contestant on Masterchef who came close to being like a Big Brother contestant was Kate. And that's because she whinged all the time and everyone hated her (except for me).

Anyhoo, I'm sure TAYG will be awesome tonight. Josh Thomas is awesomizzle. ^______^

And yeah.
I got 7 in my footy tipping, btw~.
So, put that in your plastic cup and chew it! :P