FUN.

Collingwood are one step closer to being Top Of The Ladder again.

Because Essendon beat the pussy cats.
Hahahaha.
:P

Basically, Collingwood and Geelong have the same amount of losses and once Geelong have their second bye, we're moving on up to higher ground, where the grass is greener, the view is magnificent, and the food is fabulous. We don't have to sit underneath, waiting for the scraps, having poop and kitty litter falling on our heads.

It will be marvelous.

Quick update

My Dream Team won.
Supercoach lost.
I got 7 in my footy tipping.

But I totally would've tipped 8, if the Demons weren't so mean.
Just because Freo hasn't won a game at the MCG since Jesus was here, that doesn't mean ANYTHING.

Gosh, Jack Watts, just because I like you, doesn't mean you can go around thrashing Freo's pants off. Rude.

FUN.

It's Alex Fasolo, getting doused in Powerade.
Fun times. :P

So, Collingwood thrashed some Demons yesterday.
Yay.

And I, the worst tipper in the history of footy tipping, tipped 8 winners.
TIPPED EIGHT WINNERS.
EIGHT.

And yeah.
But the weird thing about this, about Melbourne and Collingwood, is their VFL and AFL teams.
Two days before the Queen's Birthday match, Casey Scorpions (Melbourne's VFL team) and Collingwood's VFL team played each other.
And it was a bit of a thrashing, with the Scorpions playing really well.

But let's think about this for a moment.
Collingwood's VFL team is made up of rookies, 19-year-olds, and some other randoms.
Melbourne, on the other hand, have got a VFL team consisting of Ricky Petterd, Matthew Bate, Lynden Dunn, Brendan Fevo--- OKAY I'M KIDDING, HAHA.

So, Dean Bailey, I know you're trollin' my blag.
If you wish to remain coach at Melbourne, here's what you do:

Ricky Petterd. Get him on your team, STAT. I don't care if he's recovering from injury or scratched his key on your car, he's a valuable player.

Matthew Bate. Okay, he may be out of form, but Dean, think about it. He played well in the VFL and yes, it was only against rookies and teenagers, but give the guy another chance.

Lynden Dunn. Give the guy a Gillette razor and get him back on the team. I mean, yes, he may be out of form, but remember what happened in the Ashes? Mitchell Johnson sucked in the first test because it was Movember, but played fabulously in the third test, when it wasn't Movember.

It's kind of silly if your VFL team is going wonderfully, cruisin' along, and your AFL team is sucky.
People care more about the AFL team than the VFL one.
Dean Bailey, think about it.
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.

Thank you.

EDIT: If I didn't mention it earlier, congratulations to Alex Fasolo. Just take the whole bus.
You were absolutely unreal, keep it up. :D

BIG NEWS.

My Supercoach won its FIRST game.
ITS FIRST GAME.
FIRST.

Okay, I was playing the team on the bottom of the ladder. Whatever.
My team is still good.
I won with a shit captain, who got injured in the first quarter. Thanks for that, Goddard, you've taught me never to trust a guy who had his face run over by a steam roller. :P

As for other footy news, Melbourne and Freo both lost. :(
But Collingwood managed a good win, thrashing the Eagles by 50-something points, hahahaha.

GROUP HUG!!!111 :D

Dale Thomas, who was BOG, totally kicked Goal of the Year, and then took a good mark too.
Don't worry about the car, Daisy, JUST TAKE THE WHOLE BUS.

Crack kicked a super goal too. Two goals, in fact. Then, he hurted his arm, poor thing.

Speaking of goals, Maxy kicked an awesom-- oh wait, it didn't count, due to him kicking it through West Coast's goals. Oops.

And apparently, Maxy and Heath Shaw had a "heated discussion" at 3/4 time.
Hm.
Not sure what it was about, but I'm guessing it may have been about Maxwell's "holding" of Nic Nat, holding him back, holding his arms when he didn't have the ball... YES, I SAW THAT MAXY AND AREN'T YOU LUCKY THAT THE UMPIRES DIDN'T. :P

I just think Heath Shaw may have been telling Maxy off, because earlier in the game, Dawes got a free kick because Darren Glass was holding his arm. I mean, the umpires are good at seeing who's holding who and such. ...I think.

Sorry to bore you all, I'm done now. :P

FAIL WHALE.

Well, that was a shit weekend of footy.

Collingwood lost.
Melbourne lost.
Freo lost.
My Dream Team lost.
My Supercoach lost.
I only got 3 in footy tipping.


Let's just forget this all happened, and pretend it was a horrible nightmare. The ladder will remain how it was at the end of Round 7, and the whole Geelong team will be flushed down their own stupid potty. :P

So, Collingwood aren't on top of the ladder anymore. :(

But because I am an optimistic (sometimes), here's some positives (on the football, and life in general):

• It was only 3 points. With a bit of luck and a dude named Jolly, we can win. Next time.
• Alex is still on Masterchef.
• May not have played as well, but Collingwood did stop Geelong kicking many goals. They kicked about 16 behinds or something, with Podsiadly missing two easy shots. :P
• It was wet. Ball was slippery. Even Geelong had trouble with the wet ball.
• Hunger Games is coming out in cinemas next year. I'm hoping that the whole movie will be just Liam Hemsworth, strutting around shirtless, with Josh Hutcherson crying and in pain the whole time. /hopeful.
• Sam Evans does not die on Glee. He will still be there in Season 3. :D
• Collingwood are still in the Top 4. And no one (except Geelong) will be ahead of them at the end of this round.
• Melbourne and Freo are yet to play, and still hanging on in the Top 8.
• Right now, Travis Cloke is the 3rd leading goalkicker.
• Neon Leon may not be lighting up the MCG with his banana goalkicking from the boundary, but he is a super player, having re-invented himself as a defender. :)
  

And yeah.
With a cool 9-day break, Collingwood can re-group, re-structure, re-everything, and SMASH THE CROWS BACK TO THEIR HOLE. :P

Woody, battling it out with Ottens in the ruck. :D

WINNING.

And Collingwood beat the Dogs today. Yay!

I only listened to it on the radio (stupid TV is stupid) but the dude above, Heath Shaw, was marvellous in defence.
And the scores were level in the 2nd quarter and then, level in the 4th quarter. So, it was a really close game. Especially just before 3/4 time, when the Dogs kicked 3 goals or some shit, and were only 8 points down. :/.

But luckily, a Kangaroo- reject named Leigh Brown had his kicking boots on in the last quarter, and when the scores were tied, he booted four goals. Nice.
And that's not all. Richmond-reject Krakouer got 2 goals. :P

And Steele Sidebottom ended up with 3 goals! He's so awesome, always grinning cheekily. Or he seems like he's grinning cheekily, okay, I don't know.

Apparently, Cam Wood played a good game too. Sucks for him, though, because I'm sure Jolly will be okay in 2 weeks time and Browny kicked arse today. Eh, Woody is still young, he'll get his moment. :D

Anyway, cbf recapping the whole game. Collingwood won by 48 points or something, but that was only because they stacked on the goals at the end. It was sort of like the Essendon game, I guess. Meh.

Top of the ladder, yo.

FUN TIMES AT ZOIDBERG'S.

Top of the ladder, yo!
(Click on the picture to make it larger.)

Who's the leading goalkicker in the AFL right now?
LITTLE JARRYD BLAIR. :P
(Tied with two other people but whatever.)

Let's just stop the Coleman Medal tally now, you guys.
Imagine if Blair did win the Coleman Medal. IMAGINE. He's only 4 foot 6, and probably just passed Grade 5.

Jarryd Blair, on the left. (On the right: Chris Dawes, possible Cleo Bachelor of the Year.)

Check out Blair's new haircut.
Puck-style.
He should continue shaving the sides so that there's an awesome mohawk on top. Could totally pull off the Puckasaurus, yeeeah. ;)

Anyway, it was a good weekend of footy.
Collingwood, Freo and Melbourne all won (sweeeet!) and I got 5 in my footy tipping.
But my Dream Team lost (which means I break my epic two-game winning streak) and god knows how my Supercoach went. I'm pretty sure I'm on the bottom of the ladder and Scott Pendlebury is on top. Blahhh.

TEN MORE DAYS, YOU GUYS.
Just ten more.
Till this stupid Glee hiatus is over and we can watch lovely new episodes of Glee again! Yay!

Some spoilers for ye:

• Sandy comes back, into a LEGION OF DOOOOOOM which is Sue's evil plot to destroy Will. I love Sandy, he's awesome. :P
• They all are thinking about the prom. And Quinn is desperate for Prom Queen, and wants to go with Finn. (But I don't think they do, idk. I hope not, I hate Finn and Quinn together.)
• Sam, Mercedes and Rachel plan to go to the prom together, and with all their hotness combined, the prom explodes and everyone dies. The end.
• Beiste and Will go to the pro-- OKAY, I'M JOKING, I JUST WANT IT TO HAPPEN SO BAD, OH MY GOD.
• Holly Holiday comes back. Blahhh.
  

And yeah. Whatever.
I miss Glee. :(

HUNGER GAMES, GLEE AND FOOTY.

Yeah, yeah, the similarities are endless. The top picture is Winnie the Pooh and the bottom one is Brittany (from Glee). Or is it the other way round? Hmm...

Anyway, the new episodes of Glee don't start till April 19th. Great. :(
Whatever.

Collingwood thrashed North Melbourne's pants off last weekend. Yeah.
Swanny was the captain on my Dream Team, and Pendles is the captain on my Supercoach. And they BOTH went super duper and made about 150. So it got doubled to 300-something. :D

And guess what?
My Dream Team is THIRD in my league. I'm in the Top 3!! WINNING.
(My Supercoach is coming 2nd last, but let's ignore that.)

La la la.
THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR DAYS TILL HUNGER GAMES MOVIE COMES OUT.
...And they still haven't chosen a Peeta, yet.

Apparently the front runner is Josh Hutcherson.
Umm, do they mean this guy:

The kid in Zathura who was mean to his little brother and wouldn't play with him and thought he was so superior? FOR PEETA'S SAKE, NO.

(Yes, I know the kid has grown up since then and I should really find a more recent photo, but I don't care.)

Personally, I would love Chord Overstreet (who plays Sammy Evans on Glee) but I highly doubt that would happen, due to his Glee commitments and filming of Season 3 later this year. :(

So, I settle with Hunter Parrish.
No, not this one:

I meant, THIS Hunter Parrish:

(Of course, both picture above are of Hunter Parrish but the first one is when he was playing some bully in 17 Again and was as ugly as shit, and the bottom one is cute-as-a-button Hunter. They are different, okay.)

And the other fans seem to want Hunter Parrish, too. I'm not the only one, hahaha.

Well, goodbye for now. I shall blog again sometime in the future. :P

COLLINGWOOD AND RED POWERADE. WINNING.

Krakouer and S.Buckley doused in red powerade. Welcome to the team, boys.

Anyway, Collingwood beat Port Adelaide today. 75-point victory. Sweeeet.

Collingwood were totally owning for the first half, Swanny had three goals and 92 Dream Team points.
Then, in the 3rd quarter, Port Adelaide was all like, "I'mma blow this joint" and kicked about 8 goals to get within 16 points. It was like, "Whoa, scary Port" but luckily, Collingwood topped off the quarter with around 4 goals. :D.

The 4th quarter was pretty much Collingwood extending their lead. I think Port Adelaide kicked 1 goal. Hahaha. :P

And Krak, on his debut, got 96 Dream Team points and his goal was AMAZING. I didn't see it, but the radio commentators were good at describing it. Pretty much, Krak dodged a few opponents and then surprised them all by kicking the ball on the outside of his boot, kicking a sort-of banana.

Swanny went a little quiet in the 2nd half, but oh well, he still made over 100 in the Dream Team and he's my CAPTAIN so it got DOUBLED.
La la la.

Pretty good game, you guys. Maybe the defenders could've been slightly better, but hey, a good start to the season. :)
Top of the ladder, yo!

NAB CUP.

Footy is back!
Just the NAB Cup, but whatever.

Melbourne played on Friday night against both South Australia teams. And they won both games. Hahahaha. :).
Then, Collingwood played Carlton and Richmond, and beat both of them. :P

Dayne Beams with some back-bending and handballing skillz.

If you look very carefully at the photo, you can see Beams' new tattoo on the top of his leg.
Not sure if he has a premiership tattoo, but whatever. Instead of a simple one like the others, Beams will probably get some impressive and colourful artwork to depict the awesomeness of winning a Grand Final.

Anyway, it was a pretty cool match although Madagascar was on at the same time, and then The Naked Gun was on. I really need to sort out my priorities. :/.

Also, some of the rules were a bit weird. Like whoever is the last one to touch the ball before it goes out of bounds gets the free kick against them. They should just stick to the normal rules, that they have had for a long time and everyone is used to it.

Plus, they brought in the "third umpire". Like, Chris Dawes kicked a goal and the umpire went to the "third umpire" to check if it was a legit goal. It was, but it took FOREVER for them to check this. I hope they don't do this in the real football games. idk.

And then, last but not least, the interchange rules. For the real football matches, the AFL have brought in a NEW rule where there's only 3 on the bench and 1 substitute player (who wears a fluoro green vest). They want to limit the amount of interchanges each team does. Seriously? This rule will INCREASE the amount of interchanges, because there will only be 3 on the bench, meaning the players will want to be rested more often. And the substituted player is not allowed to play unless someone gets injured.

Why does the AFL make these rules? The rushed behind rule, the interchange rule, push in the back rule (last night, Taz just slightly touched someone's shoulder and the umpire gave the other guy a free kick. Taz did NOTHING. Just TOUCHED his shoulder. And another time, Taz shepherded so Steele could mark the ball but the umpire wasn't happy with the shepherd because Taz "bumped" him out the way. What even.) etc etc.

Whatever. :(.

So yeah.
Collingwood and Melbourne are into Round 2 of NAB Cup. :D.

STUFF.

My predictions for the first Grand Final were all wrong. WHAT EVEN.
It was actually a draw, Lenny Hayes won the Norm Smith, and Jolly who kicked the first goal.

So, I have a chance to redeem myself.

Predictions for Grand Final 2.0:
Winner: Collingwood.
Norm Smith: Dale Thomas. (or, as I said last week, Scotty Pendlebury.)
First goal kicked: Travis Cloke. (A chance to redeem himself. He'll kick the first 10 goals.)

La la la.
:).

And yeah.
Glee was on last night!
It was the Britney Spears one. And the Glee Club members went to the dentist (I know, riveting) and get put under anesthesia and then they have dreams of dancing with Britney Spears!
Cool, right?

Anyway, it was such a good episode.
But I really want Emma and Will to be together. idk. When they were in the car and Terri came along, I was like, "OH, TERRI, YOU COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER TIME?"
What even.

And I want Artie and Tina to be together. And Artie is on the football team! Hell yeah!
They are going to use him as a battering ram because he's in a wheelchair and stuff.
:).

Tina better pay him some attention now. Damn right.

Anyhoo, I shall stop rambling about Glee. Whatever. :P.

HELLO, EVERYONE!

Hawthorn continued being poo-heads and beat Collingwood. By 3 points. :(.
First they beat Melbourne, then Freo, and now Collingwood? Booo.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Collingwood remain minor premiers (yay!) and still get to play the Dogs next week.
And some Q and A for you (courtesy of someone on Twitter)-
Q: What happened in the Round 20 of the home-and-away season in 1990?
A: Hawthorn defeated Collingwood.

Indeed.
And we all know who won the premiership in 1990... :D.

EPIC. WIN.
So, it's all falling into place. Collingwood will beat the sick Doggies, get a week off to bake in the hot September sun, get back at the Pussycats in the prelim, and then defeat the Saints in a thrilling Grand Final.
(With Dale Thomas winning the Norm Smith medal, and Swanny winning the Brownlow. You heard it here first.)

Fun times.

In other news, TAYG is on Sundays and Modern Family is on Sundays and Tuesdays.
Except they took the Simpsons off Wednesdays! And put Undercover Boss on! WHAT EVEN.
I like my Simpsons, Channel 10, and don't you dare take it away from me! :/.

Also, I read Gone With The Wind recently (and it was really good!) and I found this video on some website and it's a Simpsons version of Gone With The Wind but because it's shown in the nursing home, the ending is changed to a happier ending. (Yay.)

It's so funny. Scarlett is like, "OH, RHETT, RHETT, WHERE WILL I GO? WHAT WILL I DO?"
And Rhett is like, "Frankly my dear... I love you, let's re-marry!"
lol.
Teehee.

Anyway, you should watch the video. idk.
I watched a little video clip of one of the scenes in Gone With The Wind but they were pronouncing "Tara" all wrong.
They said "TAH-ra" instead of "TUH-ra". Damn Americans and their pronunciation!
It annoys me. :(.

Whatever.

ON TOP.

Yeah, suck on that, all you other AFL teams! :P.
Collingwood are awesome, yay!

My predictions for the rest of the AFL season:
Top 4: Collingwood, Geelong (unfortunately), St Kilda, and Bulldogs.
Rest of the Top 8: Freo, Hawthorn, Carlton, Melbourne(!).

Brownlow Medallist: Dane Swan! (In his spiderman costume. Because I said so.)
Teams in Grand Final: Collingwood (obviously) and Melbourne (because they managed to not only get to finals, but win every finals match, including thrashing Geelong and St Kilda.)
Winner: Collingwood.
Norm Smith Medallist: Dale Thomas. (But it could be any of the following: Wellingham, Beams, Swanny, Didak, Pendlebury, Jack Watts, or Steele.)

And yeah.
Don't go doubting my predictions. I'm always right. Last year, I predicted that Jimmy Bartel would win the Norm Smith medal. And he did. (Although, they read out Paul Chapman's name and gave him the medal, but I know who the true winner of the medal was.)

:D.

YO.

Hey everyone.
I has exams in two weeks, so if I'm not blogging much (or too much), you'll know why.
Uni is going alright, so many assignments (well, that's a slight exaggeration but whatever) and study and ughhh.

lol, funny story. After my tute (tutorial) today, we had this "focus group" thing which is like an evaluation thingy, and we just had to say what we enjoyed about the subject, what we didn't enjoy, etc.
And the person in charge (who had to take notes and stuff) was like, "Okay, this focus group is totally optional so feel free to leave at any time."
And the majority of the group (about 85%) got up and left. And me (and a few others) decided to stay because we would feel guilty if there was no one to answer the questions for the focus group.
lol.

And yeah.
Good times.
Oh and you know that "free bars" promotion that is on some of the chocolate bars?
Yeah, well, I totally bought a Twix bar and guess what?!
I won.
Oh yeah, I'm so awesome. :D.
(But then, I retrieved my free Twix bar, and I opened up the wrapper and it wasn't a winner. Booooo!).

Oh well. I guess I don't need those extra calories anyway.
Or do I?
:/.

Anyhoo, my bf is flying up to Brisbane on Friday. (I told him to stop drinking red bulls, but he wouldn't listen. And now, he has produced wings. I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy AND covered in feathers. Great).
lol.
But Dale Thomas will kick some arse on Saturday (and hopefully some goals too). :D.
And Fev and Jonathon Brown will be all like, "O_____O! This dude is owning us!"
(Hey, I just realised, Jonathon Brown will be playing against Nathan J Brown, and it'll be Brown vs Brown. Now, there's a commentators' nightmare. Haha).
(Or if Nathan J Brown isn't playing, Leigh Brown will be playing on Jonathon Brown. lol).
(Or Presti might be there. But I doubt it, because the Gabba has a hard surface apparently, and not good for someone just coming back from an injury).

Well, goodbye.
See you next time. ;).

COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG, and other crap.

It's Dayne Beams!
He's so cute. :D.
He kicked a super goal right before half time, to put the Pies back in the game.
But, unfortunately, he couldn't get a goal in the 4th quarter, and Collingwood lost by 36.
(But it wasn't Beamsy's fault AT ALL, because he kicked 4 goals).


Anyway, Jimmy Bartel was really mean and didn't listen to me.
I told him to go easy on Collingwood and let them win, but alas, Jimmy isn't like the Freo players and doesn't obey my commands. Booo.


And Gary Ablett was also mean, him and his baldness. (Or as some people say, "his baby-like features". Haha).

And in the picture is my lovely bf, who looks like he's about to kick the ball, but is really planning on kicking Jimmy Bartel (who is behind him) back into the closet, just the way Aker wants it. :P.
Haha.

Yeah, I really hate Geelong. REALLY.



Hopefully, my weekend gets better. And you know how it can get better?
If Jack Watts kicks 10 goals and wins the match. Come on, Jacky, I have faith in you!

Anyway, next week, Collingwood will take Brisbane Lions, and thrash their pants off.
(Except maybe not Fev's pants, they can stay on).
(Actually, all the Brisbane Lion's players' pants can stay on. Ew).

Oh and in non-footy news, guess who got 100% for their Statistics assignment?
ME.
I know right.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Speaking of which, I was watching the Simpsons last night and guess what episode it was?!
THE ONE WHERE MR. BURNS OUTSOURCED HIS POWER PLANT TO INDIA.
Omg.
Favourite quote-
Smithers: I told you so.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you know "I told you so" has a brother? His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.
Omg. That quote was used in Breaking Dawn. Which is one of the main reasons I like Twilight.
(Basically, if you quote from the Simpsons, I love you and you are made of awesome).

lol.

STUFF THAT HAPPENED.

To overload your computer with cuteness...

Om nom nom, cookies! :D.

It's funny, teehee. ^_____^

That is my car (that I want in the future).

Yo, my awesome followers/creepy stalkers!

I have important news for all of you: GLEE'S ON TONIGHT!!!111!!

Omg.

It's the Madonna episode, where they sing Madonna songs, and Kurt and Mercedes join the Cheerios and it shall be awesome. :D.

Sorry for not blogging lately (well, it FEELS as if I haven't blogged lately) but I've been doing assignments and stuff for uni, because my whole USB decided to stop working and be gay. :/.

And now, the worst thing about it, I've lost all my Dale Thomas comics. ALL OF THEM. Damn youuuuuuu, USB!

Anyway, I'm back.

In other news of the wonderful AFL, Ricky Petterd got injured and is out for whole season. Nooooooo. Doesn't he realise he's on my Dream Team and needs to be UNinjured? FAIL WHALE.

Oh and when I heard Ricky P being injured, I was like, "Oh goodie, Jack Watts will come back!" But no, Dean Bailey was like, "Jack just needs more time to find his feet."

...

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE'S FEET?!

Anyhoo, moving on to other AFL news, my lovely Dale Thomas has been saying "no" to go on the Footy Show. Yessssss. (See, I really hate the Footy Show, and I don't want my bf going on that show. It's a boring show, okay).

Well, I don't know if Dale Thomas likes the Footy Show or not, but he doesn't want to go on the Footy Show (or anything else for that matter) because he wants to focus on his footy and stuff.

(Although, he is on Nova on Friday mornings but I think that's an exception).

(Hey, I don't know what'll happen when Collingwood have to play Freo in Subiaco on Friday night. Will Dale still be on Nova in the morning? Hmm...).

Anyway, back to the news of AFL.

Gary Ablett was partying hard at the Logies, lol. (Although, he didn't drink anything but water... or that's what he said anyway..).

And a lot of celebrities were tweeting at the Logies (un-AFL related) and Catherine Deveny was making crude comments like, "Oh, hey, it's Rove and Tasma! I hope Tasma doesn't die too...".

Whut.

Deveny got sacked by The Age for that comment (and for other comments too). Haha.

And now, to the news on Masterchef, they cooked meals for a child's birthday party last night. :D.

(Of course, I didn't see the birthday day, I found this out via Twitter).

Andandand Phillipe was nearly eliminated (because the kiddies only gave him three votes) but luckily two other people got lower votes than him and he's SAFE. ^_____^

Yay.

And goodbye, say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

COLLINGWOOD VS MELBOURNE.

I went to the footy today (Collingwood vs Melbourne) and I was all like, "Yeah, Collingwood will win for sure" etc etc.
Ummm, no. It wasn't that easy. Melbourne came out firing. They played so well (although the scoreboard didn't really show it). If you looked at the scoreboard, it was an even match. If you looked at the ground with the players, Melbourne was OWNING. (Melbourne missed a lot of easy shots, but then again, so did Collingwood).

The guy in the picture below (number 15) was part of the aforementioned owning. Ricky Petterd. Kicked about 4 goals. Was basically everywhere. (Or just in their forward 50, idk).


Anyway, Collingwood still managed to win.
The guy below played well, got the ball a lot, etc etc. But he was mainly under pressure A LOT OF THE TIME. So, he turned it over so much.
I don't know why there's a bandage around his head. I know Travis Cloke had a bandage around his head (because of blood) but I never saw my bf have to leave the game because of blood.

And Rusty did a good manoeuvre on the boundary line. Basically, Rusty had two Melbourne players on him, and Rusty had the ball, then kicked it a metre ahead of him (to keep the ball in play) and then, Rusty just picked up the ball and kept playing! The Melbourne players didn't even touch the ball when Rusty didn't have it. lol.

Oh and after the game, we were on the train. And this guy was sitting in our carriage, with his earphones in, talking to his friend in Newcastle. And the guy was talking SO LOUDLY and describing every aspect of the Collingwood/Melbourne match REALLY LOUDLY and the whole carriage could hear. And we were all laughing yet the guy had no idea that people were listening. And when the conversation FINALLY ended, the whole carriage cheered and goes, "Yay, he's finished!" And the guy STILL had no idea, because he had earphones in. It was so funny. :D.

Ah, good times. ;).

TV IS AWESOME, HEHE.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER A COMPETITION, OMG. ;).

Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.

Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.

And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.

And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.

I'M ON A BOAT, MOFOS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~!

I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").

Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.

JAI HO.

Hi.
I got 5 in my footy tipping.
And I want to ask you all: Who should I tip out of Melbourne and Richmond? idk.

I just read the TV Week blog. She blogged about SYTYCDA on Sunday.
All her favourites have left the competition so the blog was a bit.. um... negative.
But she doesn't like the judges either (especially Bonnie and Jason) so that's good. I don't like Bonnie and Jason either. ;)

Talia will win.
Talia will win.
Talia will win.
Talia will win.
Yes, Talia will win So You Think You Can Dance Australia.

And yeahhhh.
My Dream Team is going well. I has Chris Judd, Jimmy Bartel and a few others who get 100 every week. I hope Nick Maxwell isn't on my Dream Team. He got suspended. For two weeks. ;_;
And Heath Shaw probably got suspended too. For touching the umpire. Fail.