TV.

This is Hayden.
Eliminated from Masterchef just before the final 5.

It is sad that he left. Utterly bogus.
He was one of the best cooks in the competition and was so hot, he could easily melt butter.

So, there goes my viewing of Masterchef.
But I've found a better reality TV show.
THE GLEE PROJECT.
Heard of it?
It's like American Idol, as they have auditions and from those auditionees, they choose a top 12 and eliminate a contestant every week.
But instead of a record deal and some cash, the winner gets a few episodes on Glee. :D

I have my favourites.
Damian, who has an Irish accent and I just wish he could talk FOREVERRR.
Ellis, who is so tiny and cute and looks like a 10-year-old. (But she got eliminated, so much creys.)
Lindsay. Massive bitch-making, hahaha. Entertaining, utterly. :P
Alex. He's a guy with a girl's voice, what more could you want? I said, WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? That's right, nothing. NOTHING.
Samuel. Totally.
The short guy, Matheus or whatever. He sang Gives You Hell and I nearly died from all the awesomeness. Ah.

And that is all, my pretty-minded friends.
Tune in to The Glee Project on Friday nights on Eleven, if you're not too busy with your important lives.

SPOILERS AHOY!

This is in the preview for Masterchef on Wednesday night.
We know that Dani gets into an immunity challenge, we found out last night.
But does she win?
Well, this is usually answered on Tuesday night, when the immunity challenge is done.

But they already showed a preview of the wednesday night's episode.
And they showed Dani.
And if you look closely (at the picture below), there's a little gold badge on her apron.

SHE WON AN IMMUNITY PIN.


Hahaha.
Go Dani.
:D

EULOGY.

This is Alex.
He was on the 2011 season of Masterchef.
Eliminated in the Top 50.
Wild card into the Top 24.
Eliminated in the first pressure test.

Ugh.
Thanks a lot, stupid judges, you and your stupid cravats and jumping around all the time.
Gosh.

For those of you who don't know, Alex had to cook a Bombe Alaska in the pressure test. No, he didn't have Josh Thomas' problem where the meringue kept sliding off, but there was a problem with the ice-cream/sorbet. Apparently, there wasn't enough of it (and the judges, being piggy and all, wanting buckets of the stuff) and also, Gary whined that the "sorbet was soaking into the sponge cake".

WHAT THE HELL, GARY? Stop being picky with your food! There are people starving in the world, and they would do anything for a tiny bit of food, let alone a freaking Bombe Alaska where the sponge is not separated from the sorbet.

Whatever.
I'm so depressed.

Alex was so good looking, had so much spirit and passion for cooking, so much eye candy.
He was like a Dane Swan, always smiling and doing things casually, in his own little way, with a covering of tattoos down the arm.

I mean, I just read this tweet from Mr American Pie:

Swanny using chopsticks to pick up water. Swanny knowing HOW to use chopsticks...?
Him and Alex are so similar, cheeky yet very good at what they do.

I love you, Alex, always remember that. When you're down in Melbourne to visit your f*ck buddy Chelsea find an apprenticeship, look for me. I will probably be the one creeping behind you, peering into your bathroom window.. you know, that kind of thing. I've had lots of practice shhh.

So long, Alex. See you again sometime in the future, and we can resume our lovely relationship that ended so abruptly. <3.

MASTERCHEF.

For those of you who don't watch Masterchef: you suck, with your life and other important things. Just be like the rest of us- boring losers, sitting around watching shit TV shows all day.

Anyway, there's this dude in the Top 50, and his name is Alex. He is so hot, and has big holes in his ears, an arrogant grin, thrives and survives elimination challenges, always messing up and setting sugar packets on fire and dropping cakes.
HE IS EPIC.

So, then, they choose the Top 24 and he cooked a dish with fowl and the judges weren't excited by it. So he got eliminated. :(
I was all upset, as you would be if your life is based around a TV show, and cried into some delicious cake, making it all soggy and wet, as wet as the floor in the Masterchef kitchen.

THEN. I saw a certain article from a blog that recaps reality TV shows and stuff.
I don't know its sources.
I don't know if this is even real.
WHATEVER.
The article says that some contestant in the Top 24 has pulled out and they've put Alex in as a replacement.
THEY'VE PUT ALEX IN AS REPLACEMENT.
THEY'VE PUT ALEX IN THE TOP 24.
THE TOP TWENTY-FOUR.

HE'S NOT ELIMINATED.

This is the best news I have ever heard EVER.
As I said before, I don't know if it's true.
But imagine if it was.
I'd have my Alex back.
I would continue watching Masterchef. Because I am, and always will be, a boring loser.

SO HAPPY.

Alex really is a cat with nine lives.
I just hope he makes it to the end. :)

STUFF. :D.

Masterchef is over for this year. ;_;
And I wanted Callum to win, but he didn't. :(.
But Adam won, and that's nearly as good. Yay.

But I will miss Masterchef. What will I watch every night? The wall?!
Apparently, they've got Junior Masterchef on soon. I've seen the ads.
And according to the ads, the kids are, like, 8 years old and cooking food that isn't Vegemite on toast. wtf.
How am I going to watch Junior MChef without feeling jealousy that kids 11 years younger than me are plating up food that looks nothing like my signature dish, burnt toast?
:/.

I hope Callum is still eligible for Junior Masterchef. His chocolate fondants will easily beat the food those kids plate up. And those kids are probably getting their parents to help them. Boooo.

Anyway, TAYG comes back on Sunday! Woooo~.
So excited. :D.
Prepare for one of my craaaazy recaps where I go crazy with the awesomeness of TAYG. :P.
(Or don't prepare. See if I care).
(Although, I mightn't be bothered to recap TAYG. Whatever).

The view's still good at the top. It's nice to look down on people for a change. ;).
Hopefully, Collingwood can thrash Carlton's pants off, and I can remain at the top rung of this awesome ladder. :P.

Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

I'M WATCHING YOU, CREEPY STALKERS, ALWAYS WATCHING! (with my new blog counter!)

I now has a blog counter on my blog. (Look to the right).
So, now I'll know how many of you stalkers are creeping around on my blog, acting like ninjas so you don't get seen. Well, you don't fool me! Mwah ha ha. :P.

Anyway, guess who got three credits and a high distinction for her first semester of uni?
Yes, that's right, ME.
Be jealous, I dare you.
The high distinction was for Statistics, btw. What did it require to get a high distinction, I heard you ask? Well, a large bag with a dollar sign on it usually does the trick. ;).

And on Masterchef, Aaron and Jonathon were both eliminated this week. :O.
Noooo.
Although I don't really like either of them (Aaron's quirky pasta styles are pretty epic though), they both competed in the elimination rounds with Jimmy.

And I really don't like Jimmy. He's a joke. I mean, come on! For the Mystery Box challenge, he made a croquembouche (one of those towers of profiteroles or something). As if you'd make a croquembouche in a 30-minute challenge. lolwhut. I ain't no chef, but I do know that croquembouches take hours to make. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work that out.

Then, for the challenge where the contestants had to cook a signature dish for the food critics to taste, Jimmy gets a massive plate, chucks some curry on it with a whole heap of rice and stuff, and serves it. what the..?
Everyone else made five separate plates for each of the food critics, but Jimmy just chucked everything on the one plate, not even worrying about presentation.

And then, it was Jimmy, Alvin and Aaron in the elimination round and they had to Name That Fish.
And Jimmy named the most fish correctly. Noooo, go away Jimmy! Can't you see you're not wanted?
I didn't want my Alvin to leave. He's so cute! And him and Aaron had to make fish and chips, and luckily for Alvin, Aaron's chips weren't crispy enough for the fussy Gary and George.
Wooo~, go you good thing, Alvin! Now for your next challenge, I want a deep fried Jimmy with a lightly roasted Claire on the side. :D.

As you can tell, I'm not obsessed with Masterchef. :P.

Oh and speaking of being obsessed with Masterchef, in the newspaper, there was a story of some woman who bought glasses that looked like Marion's, and a guy who bought glasses that looked like Aaron's. lol.

MODERN FAMILY AND OTHER STUFF.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--
MOO!

Modern Family is such an awesome show. :D.
I loved last night's episode (called "Fizbo" or something) and throughout the episode, they showed the family at the hospital which gave the impression of someone being badly hurt, and it turned out to just be Luke with a broken arm because he "slipped on the stupid beads".

And Cameron's alter-ego Fizbo the Clown was so funny. Especially at the petrol station, with his giant clock. :P.
Teehee.

Anyway, Jonathon left on Masterchef. And even though I don't particularly like him (although, I don't hate him either, idk), I'm still not happy with it because Jonathon had to leave and Jimmy (the dude that can only cook curries) got to stay. FAIL WHALE.

Oh well. Hopefully, there'll be a Non-curry challenge later on, where the contestants have to cook something OTHER than a curry. Haha, suck on that, Jimmy! :P.

And yeah.
TAYG is coming back to TV on August 1st! Yay!
:D.
And hopefully, Glee comes back soon. /gleek.

YOU'RE ALL NUTS.

So, last night, I watched Masterchef and Glee.
And Marion was eliminated. :(.
Because Gary and George were all like, "Marion, your satay sauce was as thick as our heads" and "we're both nuts".


Fail whale.
Now who will win Masterchef? Marion was the winner that I predicted, why couldn't they just give her the crown and move on?
Boooo.


Damn Aaron and Jonathon for their knowledge of nuts. :/.
I hope Alvin, Adam or Aaron win. Someone starting with A. Because Alvin and Adam are so cute. ;).
Or Callum should win. Or Courtney. idk.
But not Claire, no wayyy. If Claire, Jonathon or Jimmy win, it will be a very failed whale.

Moving on to the epicness of Glee.
Ahhh. The New Directions' performances were AWESOME. They sang Faithfully and some other song and I was like, "Surely, they win. SURELY." And they did Don't Stop Believin'. Yay.
:D.
But then, Vocal Adrenaline sang Bohemian Rhapsody and I hate Jesse so much. :/.
And while Vocal Adrenaline were performing, they kept showing Quin giving birth. And it was funny, because she was in such pain when Jesse was singing. :P.

And in the end, Vocal Adrenaline won (epic fail) and the other Glee Club (Oral Intensity) came second. DAMN YOU, OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN!!! :(.
And the New Directions' sang To Sir With Love to Will and it was very emotional.
AND THEN, Sue was like, "Aw, I will miss you too much, Will! Your Glee Club can have another year. ;)". And so, Will sang Somewhere Over The Rainbow (yay!) with a ukelele (or a small guitar, idk. I fail at musikz) and all the New Directions' members were like, "Wooooo~."

^_____^
So, there will be a Season 2 of Glee! Yayyyyy.
And also, there's a book/novel type thingy coming out in September of the Glee Club members before they started Glee Club. :).

So yeah.
With the epic failure of Masterchef, Glee was able to restore my joy. lol. :P.

And it is Dale Thomas and Harry O's 100th game today! Yay, I hope they beat Port Adelaide by 105 points. And Dale will score 10 goals, with one of the goals being Goal Of The Year. :D.

MASTERCHEF AND OTHER STUFF.

This is just a random picture, idk.
I just like it because I likes watermelon. :D.

Anyway, Collingwood downed the Swans on Saturday. Ha! :P.
Interesting fact: Luke Ball is cousins with the Sydney player Josh Kennedy (as opposed to the West Coast player and Socceroos player).
Is Luke Ball related to everyone? What is he, Tasmanian? (dodges tomatoes coming from Tasmania).
Apparently, some guy made this family tree or something, and it showed Luke Ball, Nathan Buckley and another player (Jonathon Brown, I think?) were all related. lol.

Oh and I watched Masterchef last night, and 11 of the eliminated contestants got to come back, and three of them would get to go back into the competition.
Anyway, I was so excited with Phillipe, Skye, Matt (the Kurt-lookalike), Sharnee (the ranga), and Jake (cement dude) got to come back. :D.

But sadly, Sharnee was the first eliminated (she failed at peeling prawns); Matt's pancakes weren't perfect enough for the fussy judges; when they made the Bruschetta Royale, Skye's hollandaise sauce split (fail whaleeeeeee!) and she was eliminated; and then, the stupid 7 contestants still in the competition didn't choose Jake or Philippe's dishes as the best. FAIL.

And the eliminated contestants that came back to the competition are just people I've forgotten/couldn't care less about. :(.
So, my favourites are still Marion, Alvin and Adam.
And the other seven contestants are boring. /masterchef fail.

Whatever.
It doesn't matter about any of the contestants, Marion's already won. Just give her the crown and move on.

And yeah.

JOANNE LEFT ON MASTERCHEF.

Yes, you read the title correctly.
Joanne was eliminated.
Woot.
Thank God, because she was really starting to annoy me.
And when Joanne went home, only her husband and kids were waiting for her. And normally, when someone goes home after being eliminated, a whole ton of people are waiting for them. :P.

Anyway, I watched Glee last night.
Omg.
BEST PART: Puck singing Good Vibrations or whatever the song was called.
And then, I liked the ending, where the New Directions sang Give Up The Funk (or something) in front of the Vocal Adrenaline. And at the end, Jesse was like, "They pulled out the one thing we couldn't do: Funk. I feel so depressed."
HAHA, SUCK IT, JESSE. :P.
I hated Jesse so much, especially when he organised the egging in the carpark. Booooo.

And when Will and Terri were signing the divorce papers, Terri looked so different. wtf. Like, I knew it was Terri because there were divorce papers on the table and Will was there.
She looked different. idk.
But when she spoke, I knew it was her. Haha.

And that whole thing with Terri and Finn was just weird. At first, I thought Will had come into the shop and was planning on re-uniting with Terri. And I was like, "NOOOOOOOOO!" but then it was just Terri's imagination. :D.

Oh and I liked Quin's funky singing/dancing. She's pretty awesome, okay.
And now I know where Quin's been living for the past few weeks. Like, when Quin told her parents she was preggerz, she had to go live with Finn. But then, when Quin and Finn broke up, they never said who Quin was living with.
She was living with Puck in her post-Finn days. And because she got tired of Puck's mum's criticisms of her fatness (and everyone else's criticisms), Quin moved in to Mercedes' house (in the "Funk" episode, as Mercedes and Quin seem to have bonded over their "we're too fat for the Cheerios" connection).
I feel updated. It feels good. :D.

Anyhoo, it sucks that the last episode of Glee Season 1 won't be on for two weeks. I can't wait that long, nooooo!
And I've already had the result of Regionals spoiled for me, due to a certain person's Facebook status update. Ugh. :/.

Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc. :P.

STUFF.

I watched Masterchef and Good News Week yesterday. /tv geek.
Marion and Alvin won the cooking thingy/Pressure test where they had to cook one of Heston Blumenthal's signature dishes.
Yay.
And Marion gets to cook against a chef to win immunity or something, idk. :D.

I like Marion, Alvin and Adam. And I hate Joanne. She's so annoying.
And Aaron is annoying too, especially with his horrible beanie and equally horrible hair.
Fail whale.

Anyway, on Good News Week, they had vuvuzelas (those awesome instruments that are played at the World Cup in South Africa) and it was funny. The end. :P.
Cal Wilson and Frank Woodley = win.

And goodbye.
P.S. Collingwood are playing Sydney on Saturday. My predictions: Dale Thomas and Jolly will kick 10 goals each, Collingwood will win by 102 points, and there will no behinds kicked by Collingwood. :).
P.P.S. GLEE IS ON THURSDAY! Omg.

STUFF THAT HAPPENED.

To overload your computer with cuteness...

Om nom nom, cookies! :D.

It's funny, teehee. ^_____^

That is my car (that I want in the future).

Yo, my awesome followers/creepy stalkers!

I have important news for all of you: GLEE'S ON TONIGHT!!!111!!

Omg.

It's the Madonna episode, where they sing Madonna songs, and Kurt and Mercedes join the Cheerios and it shall be awesome. :D.

Sorry for not blogging lately (well, it FEELS as if I haven't blogged lately) but I've been doing assignments and stuff for uni, because my whole USB decided to stop working and be gay. :/.

And now, the worst thing about it, I've lost all my Dale Thomas comics. ALL OF THEM. Damn youuuuuuu, USB!

Anyway, I'm back.

In other news of the wonderful AFL, Ricky Petterd got injured and is out for whole season. Nooooooo. Doesn't he realise he's on my Dream Team and needs to be UNinjured? FAIL WHALE.

Oh and when I heard Ricky P being injured, I was like, "Oh goodie, Jack Watts will come back!" But no, Dean Bailey was like, "Jack just needs more time to find his feet."

...

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO FIND ONE'S FEET?!

Anyhoo, moving on to other AFL news, my lovely Dale Thomas has been saying "no" to go on the Footy Show. Yessssss. (See, I really hate the Footy Show, and I don't want my bf going on that show. It's a boring show, okay).

Well, I don't know if Dale Thomas likes the Footy Show or not, but he doesn't want to go on the Footy Show (or anything else for that matter) because he wants to focus on his footy and stuff.

(Although, he is on Nova on Friday mornings but I think that's an exception).

(Hey, I don't know what'll happen when Collingwood have to play Freo in Subiaco on Friday night. Will Dale still be on Nova in the morning? Hmm...).

Anyway, back to the news of AFL.

Gary Ablett was partying hard at the Logies, lol. (Although, he didn't drink anything but water... or that's what he said anyway..).

And a lot of celebrities were tweeting at the Logies (un-AFL related) and Catherine Deveny was making crude comments like, "Oh, hey, it's Rove and Tasma! I hope Tasma doesn't die too...".

Whut.

Deveny got sacked by The Age for that comment (and for other comments too). Haha.

And now, to the news on Masterchef, they cooked meals for a child's birthday party last night. :D.

(Of course, I didn't see the birthday day, I found this out via Twitter).

Andandand Phillipe was nearly eliminated (because the kiddies only gave him three votes) but luckily two other people got lower votes than him and he's SAFE. ^_____^

Yay.

And goodbye, say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

MY MASTERCHEF BLOG POST. :D

I watched Celebrity Masterchef last night and Josh Thomas was THE BEST. Because I said so.

Multitasker~!

There was only three celebrities competing each week and one from each threesome goes into the semi final.

And last night, they all had to cook Bombe Alaska which is like a meringue ice-cream with fig and other fruits, etc.
Anyway, Josh Thomas was all like, "Omigod, I love dessert~!" so I thought he would win because he liked cooking desserts. But noooooo, his meringue kept sliding down the thingy and it wasn't an ACTUAL Bombe Alaska. Epic fail. :/

Matt Preston must have something against people with the surname "Thomas" because Angus Monfries beat Dale Thomas; Kirk from INXS beat Josh; and that guy from Masterchef Australia didn't win and his surname was Thomas... idk.

But Josh was a really good cook. Except he was competing against some woman who was VERY experienced with food and stuff and she was VERY confident (although she didn't win, haha). And also, he was competing against Kirk from INXS (y'know, the one with the moustache?) who seemed nervous at the start, and nervous when cooking the dessert yet he still won. :/

Josh's signature dish! (Morrocan curry and saffron custard).

Oh well. I just hope there is a ~wildcard~ round where the judges choose some contestants to come back, idk. They did that in Masterchef Australia because I remember Justine got eliminated and then, she came back or something. :D. (Well, I suppose Justine only came back because she was the most awesome contestant on that show, duhh).

ROVE AND OTHER AWESOME STUFF.

Okay.
I watched Rove yesterday (and the end of Masterchef).
Justine won the challenge-y thingy on Masterchef. PUT THAT IN YOUR BEER AND CHEW IT, CHRIS!! ^___^
Rove was really funny. Like when Ross Noble was telling his story of the vegan-vegetarian stalls who didn't have any sausage rolls. :)
And Isabel Lucas and Lily Allen were awesome. LOL.
AND GUESS WHO IS ON ROVE NEXT WEEK?
Shaun Micallef.
Yes.
Omigod.
And Green Day are performing. Yes, I know who my enemy is. Thank you for asking, Billy Joe.
Also, guess whose birthday is on June 21st???
Some clues: He plays for the awesomest team EVERRR.

The people on TAYG tomorrow aren't very exciting. I either don't know them or, well, I've never heard of them. (Those two reasons are the same but whatev).

Even though it's a split round, I won't get 8 in my footy tipping because Hawthorn lost. Epic fail.
Oh well. My Dream Team will, hopefully, win. Because I has Dale Thomas and Jack Watts and Buddy Franklin and Chris Judd and Jimmy Bartel and many more awesome players. (Did I just mention Judd in that list? Because he is not awesome. js.)

TAYG IS ON TOMORROW!
Epic win.
With some guy called Kram in Gen X, some model or something in Gen Y, and some Play School person in Baby Boomers. (After doing a bit of googling, Kram is the guy who sings, "WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB.... BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD, BAMA LAMB... SOMETHING SOMETHING... WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB~!")
Wow~, this should be a good night of TAYG. LOLLLLL.

JACK WATTS.

It's Jack Watts! He looks a bit like Zafron in that picture. Like, when Zafron was jumped off the bridge and he ended up as a 17-year-old. :)
Jack Watts played well, though. Okay, he didn't get the ball much but still. His first touch in AFL was when he was being sandwiched by two Collingwood players. JACK WATTS SAMMICH, OM NOM NOM.
Collingwood won, js.
And my Dream Team won too.
Jack Watts made about 24 for my Dream Team. (But he was an emergency so his score was included).
Oh and when I was watching the footy, the commentators were like, "He had his hands full with Dick." And also, Robert Walls goes, "Swan, goes for Dick... and has got him." And I lol'd. #timetogrowup

TAYG is on tonight.
Y'know who would be good on TAYG?
Mike, Bree or Fitzy.
STFU, I'm really missing Friday Night Live, okay?
Masterchef just isn't the same. People who are stressing over cooking some food is not the same as a 20-year-old bogan running around desperately trying to win a random trophy and delegate chores to all the other bogans just so they can sit on their butt all day and sun bake.
The only contestant on Masterchef who came close to being like a Big Brother contestant was Kate. And that's because she whinged all the time and everyone hated her (except for me).

Anyhoo, I'm sure TAYG will be awesome tonight. Josh Thomas is awesomizzle. ^______^

And yeah.
I got 7 in my footy tipping, btw~.
So, put that in your plastic cup and chew it! :P

OMG.

I turned on the TV last night to watch Rove and Masterchef was still on.
So, on Masterchef, they were saying who was in the bottom 3, blah blah blah, idk, blah, blah blah. And one of the judges had a voice EXACTLY like Severus Snape. idk.
Funny.

Anyway, Rove was awesome.
Some of the highlights (or whatever I can remember):

• HAYDO. While interviewing Lady Gaga, he's like, "I like shiny stuff. ^___^"
• PeteSpace. Um, why did A Current Affair have a segment on EYEBROWS? And in the segment, the people are like, "I don't let anyone touch my eyebrows." Because, y'know, people are constantly asking if they can touch someone else's eyebrows. /sarcasm
• Rove. He's always funny. :D
• Lady Gaga's performance/interview/awesomeness.
• JAI HO. Pussycat Dolls on next week. THEY'D BETTER SING JAI HO OR ELSE.
• Karl Stefanovic's explanation of THE BUDGET. Thankyou Karl, I fully understand now. :)
• K-Rudd's segment.

Um, yeah.
The whole show was good.

In other news, Collingwood lost. Against Carlton. :|.
Dayne Beams managed to kick a goal.
AND GUESS WHAT?
MY DREAM TEAM WON. AND I GOT 7 IN MY FOOTY TIPPING. Epic win.
Anyway, I had to change the Captain on my Dream Team because Dale Thomas wasn't playing.
So, I just changed it to Nick Riewoldt. idk. I should have chosen Jimmy Bartel but oh well.

I has more problems though.
Jaxson Barham, Jack Riewoldt and Paul Medhurst scored nothing. And I can't trade them ALL off. Only two.
OH WELL.
Hopefully, they can play next week. :).

Oh and Rebel Wilson is on TAYG on Tuesday.
WIN.

EDIT: On Rove, he was singing to that P!nk song called Bad Influence. Rove was like, "WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GOOOO."
And I'm like, "OMIGOD, I LOVE THAT SONG."

HEY. D'URGGG.

Umm, yes.
Wipeout should be on TV today but no, they decided to take it off. FAIL.
But guess what is on tomorrow night???
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!! ^_____^
Well, yes, it is good that you are here but I was talking about the TV show.
Don't ask me why it was moved to Channel 7. My only theory is that Shane Bourne was too lazy to be on two channels. It is either that or the fact that Channel 7 offered Shane Bourne millions of dollars for him to stay at Channel 7. :|.

Hm.
On Twitter, Cal Wilson was like, "Masterchef is just making me want to eat and eat and eat." And I'm like, "That's why I don't watch Masterchef, lol."
So yeah.
Does anyone watch Masterchef, jw?

Anyway, my Dream Team are coming 12th on the ladder. :|
Because I put Richo on my team just before Round 5 started, thinking that he'd go really well.
But no, he decided to get himself injured. Or something like that, idk.
But Jimmy Bartel and Jack Riewoldt went FABULOUSLY well. Win.
Also, I have about 1 million Collingwood players on my team yet none of them got a decent score. (And when I said "decent", I meant over 100).
The only Collingwood players who got over 100 were ones like Pendlebury and Swan. AND GUESS WHAT? THEY WEREN'T ON MY DREAM TEAM. EPIC FAIL.

To finish this post, here is a picture of the cutest child in the entire universe.

Dale's girlfriend's niece