FUN.

Oh, hey, I've done 800 blog posts!! Yay.
(Well, technically, if you include this post, it's 801. But we're not including this one.)

Anyway, I've been back at uni for a week. Fun.
Nothing interesting as happened, just lectures, practicals, your face... :P

I did eat a Picnic Fruit n Nut bar today. It was pretty epic.
Cool story, bro.

My birthday is on Sunday (yeah, bitches, a present would be nice. And by "present", I mean "Dale Thomas jumping out of a cake") and Glee is on Monday. :D

Sorry, I didn't blag about the Comeback episode of Glee. But it was AWESOMEEEEE.
SAM.
Ahhh, <3.
I wish Sam and Quinn could get back together. Or, at least, Sam and Rachel. :P
Quinn is so sweet and nice (except when she's acting like Queen Bitch and kissing the dumb little shit named Finn).
La la la.

GLEE AND UNI.

Glee.
Yes, I am blogging about it again. :P
But as uni is back next week, I may not blog much. So sorry to all you disappointed stalkers. I'll still be on Twitter, you may follow me there. ;)

Anyway, next week on Glee, it's the best episode of all time where Sam (the guy in the picture above) sings a Justin Bieber song. :)
And Sue joins the Glee Club.
Lauren Z sings a solo.
Santana continues her evil ways and breaks up Quinn and Sam, so that she can have Sam. :/

My thoughts on last night's episode:

• Rachel, Mercedes and Kurt's sleepover. Epic win. :D. I totally wish I was there.
• Santana giving mono (the kissing disease) to Finn and Quinn. Ha! Serves them right. Finn, being all arrogant and pretentious, and Quinn, being queen bitch.
• Lauren Z not wanting to date Puck. Why couldn't Puck choose a good song to sing? When he was trying to win Mercedes, he sung a epic jazz song and it was epic and Mercedes loved it. With Lauren Z, he chooses Fat Bottomed Girls and says he loves her fattiness. What even.
• Rachel. She sang Firework. She gave up on boys and decided to focus on being a star. Good on you, Rachel! Four for you, Rachel, go you good thing. :)
• Blaine. He really does suck at romance. Whut.

Cool.

I got my uni timetable today (yay!) and it's pretty good.Although, on Thursday, I has stuff from 8am till 6pm. Good one, uni. Fabulous, I'm so excited, I'm about to wet my pants.

Gross.

YO.

Hey everyone.
I has exams in two weeks, so if I'm not blogging much (or too much), you'll know why.
Uni is going alright, so many assignments (well, that's a slight exaggeration but whatever) and study and ughhh.

lol, funny story. After my tute (tutorial) today, we had this "focus group" thing which is like an evaluation thingy, and we just had to say what we enjoyed about the subject, what we didn't enjoy, etc.
And the person in charge (who had to take notes and stuff) was like, "Okay, this focus group is totally optional so feel free to leave at any time."
And the majority of the group (about 85%) got up and left. And me (and a few others) decided to stay because we would feel guilty if there was no one to answer the questions for the focus group.
lol.

And yeah.
Good times.
Oh and you know that "free bars" promotion that is on some of the chocolate bars?
Yeah, well, I totally bought a Twix bar and guess what?!
I won.
Oh yeah, I'm so awesome. :D.
(But then, I retrieved my free Twix bar, and I opened up the wrapper and it wasn't a winner. Booooo!).

Oh well. I guess I don't need those extra calories anyway.
Or do I?
:/.

Anyhoo, my bf is flying up to Brisbane on Friday. (I told him to stop drinking red bulls, but he wouldn't listen. And now, he has produced wings. I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy AND covered in feathers. Great).
lol.
But Dale Thomas will kick some arse on Saturday (and hopefully some goals too). :D.
And Fev and Jonathon Brown will be all like, "O_____O! This dude is owning us!"
(Hey, I just realised, Jonathon Brown will be playing against Nathan J Brown, and it'll be Brown vs Brown. Now, there's a commentators' nightmare. Haha).
(Or if Nathan J Brown isn't playing, Leigh Brown will be playing on Jonathon Brown. lol).
(Or Presti might be there. But I doubt it, because the Gabba has a hard surface apparently, and not good for someone just coming back from an injury).

Well, goodbye.
See you next time. ;).

COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG, and other crap.

It's Dayne Beams!
He's so cute. :D.
He kicked a super goal right before half time, to put the Pies back in the game.
But, unfortunately, he couldn't get a goal in the 4th quarter, and Collingwood lost by 36.
(But it wasn't Beamsy's fault AT ALL, because he kicked 4 goals).


Anyway, Jimmy Bartel was really mean and didn't listen to me.
I told him to go easy on Collingwood and let them win, but alas, Jimmy isn't like the Freo players and doesn't obey my commands. Booo.


And Gary Ablett was also mean, him and his baldness. (Or as some people say, "his baby-like features". Haha).

And in the picture is my lovely bf, who looks like he's about to kick the ball, but is really planning on kicking Jimmy Bartel (who is behind him) back into the closet, just the way Aker wants it. :P.
Haha.

Yeah, I really hate Geelong. REALLY.



Hopefully, my weekend gets better. And you know how it can get better?
If Jack Watts kicks 10 goals and wins the match. Come on, Jacky, I have faith in you!

Anyway, next week, Collingwood will take Brisbane Lions, and thrash their pants off.
(Except maybe not Fev's pants, they can stay on).
(Actually, all the Brisbane Lion's players' pants can stay on. Ew).

Oh and in non-footy news, guess who got 100% for their Statistics assignment?
ME.
I know right.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Speaking of which, I was watching the Simpsons last night and guess what episode it was?!
THE ONE WHERE MR. BURNS OUTSOURCED HIS POWER PLANT TO INDIA.
Omg.
Favourite quote-
Smithers: I told you so.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you know "I told you so" has a brother? His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.
Omg. That quote was used in Breaking Dawn. Which is one of the main reasons I like Twilight.
(Basically, if you quote from the Simpsons, I love you and you are made of awesome).

lol.

HELP ME.

Okayy.
You know when I needed help for my Biotechnology debate thingy?
Yeah, well, we got put into groups and I am on the negative side of the topic (so, I'm saying why maximising a company's profit is not the SOLE concern, etc etc) and I am le third speaker (so I have to sum up and rebut, etc etc).

Now, thank you to all who helped out with ideas and stuff.
But your job isn't over yet.
Basically, I want y'all (yes, that means you!) to pretend you are on the positive side and just say what you would argue, kk. (I need ideas for rebutting).

For those of you who have forgotten the topic, here it is:
"A biotechnology company's sole concern is to maximise its profit by satisfying the market."

Thanks.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY EVERYONE!

So, how is everybody? :D.
I'm fabulous, lol.
I have a week's break (wooo~) but unfortunately (or fortunately for you guys), I won't be blogging much (or will I?) because of all the homework/essays/assignments to do. Ew.

I watched The Bounce and SYTYCDA tonight.
The Bounce is an okay show. If you haven't watched it and have a life, don't bother. idk. Richo is pretty funny, Arj Barker was hilarious (but I think he was only a guest), Peter Rowsthorn's taxi drivin' is awesome, etc etc.

And on SYTYCDA, my little Babyface Kieran left! O________O. NO WAYYY. Not fair. And Squeaky Carly (the really cute one who was so cute) left too. WHAT IS THIS.
My Top 4 predictions are failing. Ugh.

Top 4: Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie, anddddddd Nick.
Winner: Jessie H.
(But I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win).
(I also like Phillipe, so I wouldn't mind if he was in the Top 4 instead of Nick).

Also: Anyone heard of Andrew McDonald?
...
Neither have I. Until THISSSSSSS.
He did that camera-loss thingy that got passed around on email. (If you never received the email, allow me to send it to you. Orrrrr, you may click the link above and find the link for the camera-loss thingy yourself).
Anyway, this Andrew McDonald guy (no, not the ranga that plays cricket) seems really funny. And he's blogging inside a dog (how can he do that? Isn't it dark and cold inside there?) for the month of April. :D.

Anyhoo, pinch punch first of the month no returns, etc etc.
Anyone play any pranks for April Fools' Day? Anyone get pranked?

SOMEONE HELP ME.

Okay, I have to do a debate thingy for my Biotechnology subject. (It's in groups, btw~).
Anyhoo, I'm thinking of doing this topic:
"A biotechnology company's sole concern is to maximise its profit by satisfying the market."

So, what points could I make?
What could I say about this topic?
Should I go for or against?

Thanks.

TV AND UNI AND

My blog has changed around. Slightly.
Issy left on SYTYCDA. Aw. :(.
I was all excited because Renee and Phillipe were in the bottom 3 and I hate them so much. Boring people, ugh.
But unfortunately, Matt and Jessie H ended up in the bottom 3 too (I have no idea why, lolwhut).

But I still can't believe the judges wanted Renee over Issy. Uh, yeah, this proves my point of Mary Murphy dropping some of her drugs under the desk. Bonnie and Jason are livin' out the 70's again. :/.

Anyhoo, I should be happy that Don left! Yay, finally. :P.

I didn't watch Sleuth 101 (ugh, fail much).
Someone update me, plz. (Unless, of course, you have better things to do, whatever).

ANYWAYYY, I received a few questions the other day. So, here's a little bit of Q and A:

Q: What are you planning to do after uni?
A: Be a hobo.
Nah, just kidding, lol. Hopefully I become a mad scientist who likes blowing up labs and making crazy experiments. ;). And me and my bf, Dale Thomas, will get married and have 7 children.

Q: Is uni hard?
A: Yes.
I don't mean to scare any of you (well, I could try, lol) but it is waaaay different from school.
For starters, I don't have my usual group of friends to hang around with. And some of my friends are at the same uni as me, but their timetable =/= my timetable.
And the lecturers/professors don't stop and wait for you to write down notes and stuff. And you can't just put your hand up and be like, "YO, MR PROFESSOR, COULD YOU SLOW DOWN A BIT?" or "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT BIT" because there are 200 people in the lecture and they don't want to slow down - all the other students just want to be out of there ASAP.

And just say a lecture goes from 9am till 10am, the lecture only really goes from 9:05 till 9:55 (so that people coming from other lectures will get there in time). And everyone has their eye on the clock because as soon as the clock hits 9:55, EVERYONE packs up and there's a big rustling of papers, even if the lecturer is still talking. And I feel sorry for the lecturer, because they are trying to tell us something yet people are being all rude and stuff. :(.

Anyway, I'll get used to it. :D.

But there are some fun/awesome things at uni. Like, once a Sportsgirl van came and gave out free soft-serve ice-creams. Yum.
And once these people (ironically, it was a Christian Club) were giving out free books on evolution and species and stuff. lol.

And yeah.
Q and A is over.
If you would like to resume Q and A, feel free to ask as many questions as you like.
Say hi to your mum for me. ;).
Oh and I found this awesome blog. It was amazing. ^______^

UNI. SO FAR.

I've started uni.
Some of the awesomeness:

• I haven't been late to a lecture.
  
• The uni is massive (it has its own postcode, lol) so I have gotten lost but oh well.
• On my second day, I got a free jam donut. (BEST. DAY. EVER).
• Someone had set up a Jenga game but the blocks were HUGE. And I managed to remove a block and place it on top. Success. :D.
• Meeting two girls from Africa. One was from Mauritius and the other was from somewhere else. But they both spoke (a bit of) French. And had (sort of) French accents. idk. ;).
• My Chemistry and Biology lectures. They are pretty awesome, okay. I'm actually enjoying Chemistry despite that it's Physics-y stuff. idk, whatever.
• Biotechnology lecture. It's good, okay. There's some other people who are also doing the Biotechnology degree. Yay.

And yeah. That's all I can think of now. :D.
But my first Statistics lecture wasn't that good. The professor dude was like talking about some Excel stuff and was all confusing. He wasn't very good, in my opinion. :(.

Anyhoo, bye.

YEAH~!

Check out this awesome website. Turn your sound up, lol.
Yeah, if you like the start of the song Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, then you should totally click the link. ;).

Anyhoo, I went to my first day of Orientation today.
We had a welcome thing where the lecturer/professor people talked to us and told us about Monash and stuff.
And then, we split into groups (of about 20 or something) and had a tour around the Science faculty.
After the tour, there was an info session where they told us more about lectures and stuff. Y'know.

And then, they had a barbeque and I ate, like, two sausages and had a can of drink. :D.
I saw four of my friends from high school (who were all doing science-y type subjects) and so I mainly chatted with them.
Hehe.

And I met two people who were from the country or something and they were staying on campus. (The queue for the sausages was REALLY long so I got to meet other people, y'know).

Ah, good times.
Oh and when I was on the bus, some person came on and gave us all these awesome toothbrushes which you can use wherever or whenever. They were pretty cool. (Only for single use, though. Like, you can't use it multiple times).

And yeah.
My actual lectures/classes start next week. Scary. :/.

AND TAYG WAS ON LAST NIGHT. It deserves caps lock because it is an awesome show. And also, shows that I'm shouting to you to go and watch it. :P.