COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG, and other crap.

It's Dayne Beams!
He's so cute. :D.
He kicked a super goal right before half time, to put the Pies back in the game.
But, unfortunately, he couldn't get a goal in the 4th quarter, and Collingwood lost by 36.
(But it wasn't Beamsy's fault AT ALL, because he kicked 4 goals).


Anyway, Jimmy Bartel was really mean and didn't listen to me.
I told him to go easy on Collingwood and let them win, but alas, Jimmy isn't like the Freo players and doesn't obey my commands. Booo.


And Gary Ablett was also mean, him and his baldness. (Or as some people say, "his baby-like features". Haha).

And in the picture is my lovely bf, who looks like he's about to kick the ball, but is really planning on kicking Jimmy Bartel (who is behind him) back into the closet, just the way Aker wants it. :P.
Haha.

Yeah, I really hate Geelong. REALLY.



Hopefully, my weekend gets better. And you know how it can get better?
If Jack Watts kicks 10 goals and wins the match. Come on, Jacky, I have faith in you!

Anyway, next week, Collingwood will take Brisbane Lions, and thrash their pants off.
(Except maybe not Fev's pants, they can stay on).
(Actually, all the Brisbane Lion's players' pants can stay on. Ew).

Oh and in non-footy news, guess who got 100% for their Statistics assignment?
ME.
I know right.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

Speaking of which, I was watching the Simpsons last night and guess what episode it was?!
THE ONE WHERE MR. BURNS OUTSOURCED HIS POWER PLANT TO INDIA.
Omg.
Favourite quote-
Smithers: I told you so.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, did you know "I told you so" has a brother? His name is SHUT THE HELL UP.
Omg. That quote was used in Breaking Dawn. Which is one of the main reasons I like Twilight.
(Basically, if you quote from the Simpsons, I love you and you are made of awesome).

lol.

HELLO~!

'Sup, everyone?
I watched 7pm Project, two episodes of the Simpsons and then, THE SIMPSONS MOVIEEEEEEEE~! :D
And Tasma Walton is on the 7pm Project next week to do some more plugging of that book. :)

Speaking of books, click here.
It is a competition or something where people vote for the best book of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Anyway, you can only vote once and they make sure that everyone only votes once because you have to put in your name and email address.
So, anyway, I went to vote and submitted my name and stuff, chose the books I wanted to vote for, clicked "vote" and waited. AND THEN, SOMETHING COMES UP AND SAYS, "YOU HAVE ALREADY REGISTERED." wtf. No, I haven't already registered.

All I wanted to do was vote for Everything Beautiful (which I've read and it's awesome!) and Absolutely True Diary of a Part Time Indian (which I haven't read but people say it's a really good book and stuff).
AND I CAN'T VOTE.
BECAUSE THEY SAY I'VE "ALREADY REGISTERED".
Why can't I vote? :/

In other news, the ALL NEW Simpsons is on Tuesdays at 7:30pm. EPIC WIN. :D
YAYYYYYY~!
MORE SIMPSONS!
And less studying will be done but whatever. I'll just live in a cardboard box like a hobo, LOLLLL.

And yeahhhh.
ROVE IS ON SUNDAYYYYY~! #roveisawesome. With TAYG on at 6:30pm. ^_________^

COLLINGWOOD DEFEATED THE KANGAROOS. ST. KILDA FANS: PREPARE TO BE BEATEN.

Collingwood won last night.
And it looks like Dale Thomas is concerned about getting the swine flu. LOL.
I feel sorry for the Kangaroos player though. :.

I have Pendlebury and Lockyer on my Dream Team. WIN. They both got more than 100 points. My Captain got 82 points which is also good. ^________^
UM. Rove isn't on tomorrow night. Fail. But he will win a Gold Logie. (I haven't voted but he votes for himself, apparently).

I also watched the Simpsons last night.
Win.
But I has a question.
Why does Channel 10 spend lots of moniez to put ALL NEW SIMPSONS on Wednesday night when heaps of people are already watching Thank God You're Here?

Anywayz, I shall go now. :D
^_____^
BYE.

THE SIMPSONS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE.

I just watched the Simpsons.
It was SO FUNNY.
The Simpsons family (and basically, the whole of Springfield) went to a place for Lenny's party.
And Lenny sang an AWESOMEEEE song, lmao.
Something 'bout friends and stuff. Because his party was for his FRIENDS. 'Cause he won $50,000 in the lottery. ^_____^

And Bart found his ~twin~. And they totally swapped places. 'Cause Bart was all like, "OMG, I WANNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!"
But then, he realised that being rich means he would have two half-siblings who want the inheritance for themselves. SO THEY WANTED TO KILL BART ON A SKIING TRIP. (Their plan was smarter and cleverer than Sideshow Bob's plans)

Ah, good times.

Today at school, my friend kept reminding me that she "was on a boat." WHUT?
ALSO: in Religion, my friends were drawing on me with PEN.
AND I HATE THAT. WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET INK POISONING???? ;_;

Oh and my locker is in a corner. And it gets really squishy when EVERYONE is trying to get to their lockers.
And anyway, there is a pole right next to my locker. And guess what? There was a part sticking out on the pole. AND IT SCRATCHED ME!
So, one day, I'll bash the pole down. DIEEEEEEE, YOU STUPID POLEEEEEE!!111!! I KNOW I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BUT YES, MR. POLE, YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR! GTFO.

In other news, someone's iPod got stolen out of their locker today.
We know whose iPod it was. But no one knows who stole it. I think it was someone from another year level. Like a year 11 or something. :/
Anywayz, whoever stole the iPod is obviously stupid. Or just bored. Or.. idk. I mean, why would anyone bother STEALING AN IPOD? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCE IS FOR STEALING???
And I don't just mean stealing an iPod from a locker at school. I mean stealing any sort of item from anywhere. Imagine if the iPod thief went to Safeway and stole something there (like a chocolate bar or something) as well? They'd get caught by the security cameras and stuff. AND THERE'D BE A FINE TO PAY. THE FINE WOULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A CHOCOLATE CAR. GEEEEEZ.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIIIIS?
I don't. idk. I'm just guesstimating (oh, how I loveeeeeee that word). I mean, there'd be a consequence for stealing from Safeway, yeah? So I presuming it'd be a fine or something. idk.

Anyhoo, in my opinion, stealing is lameeeeeeee.
Just buy the item. Even cheapskates, like me, do that. It's easier. There's no police, courts, lawyers, angry shopkeepers and disappointed parents involved. SIMPLE, EH?
(lmfao, when Bart stole the video game from Try N Save, Marge was all like, "Maybe I'm mothering him too much..." So she stopped "mothering" him. And let him be all ~grown up~ and stuff. And Bart was all like, "WHY DOES MOM HATE MEEEEE?")

Ah, good times.
I learn everything from the Simpsons. ^________^
That's why I want my cake to be the SIMPSONS. Or Dale Thomas. idk.
D:

Continuing on with my rant, do you know what I hate?
THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I turned on the TV today at 7:30 pm to watch the Simpsons. AND THE BIGGEST LOSER WAS STILL ON. :/
So, I watched the last part of Two And A Half Men. (And, of course, sang the song at the end, rofl)
Anyhoo, I flicked back to Channel 10, thinking The Simpsons would be on.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FAT PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TV.
So, I threatened to bash the TV just like the pole outside my locker.
BECAUSE THE FAT PEOPLE CONTINUED TO BE ON MY TV.
Was my TV broken?
Were the fat people stuck in the TV?
Maybe they should have eaten Lite N Easy (I've seen so many ads of this, it must be good) instead of going on TV.
So yeah.

In conclusion of this blog post, I get angry at small things.
THE END~!

P.S. MY BFFL, MITCHIE, IS IN SOUTH AFRICAAAAAAAA!
Holy cow, I just realised Dale Thomas was in South Africa this time last year. WOW.