HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY EVERYONE!

So, how is everybody? :D.
I'm fabulous, lol.
I have a week's break (wooo~) but unfortunately (or fortunately for you guys), I won't be blogging much (or will I?) because of all the homework/essays/assignments to do. Ew.

I watched The Bounce and SYTYCDA tonight.
The Bounce is an okay show. If you haven't watched it and have a life, don't bother. idk. Richo is pretty funny, Arj Barker was hilarious (but I think he was only a guest), Peter Rowsthorn's taxi drivin' is awesome, etc etc.

And on SYTYCDA, my little Babyface Kieran left! O________O. NO WAYYY. Not fair. And Squeaky Carly (the really cute one who was so cute) left too. WHAT IS THIS.
My Top 4 predictions are failing. Ugh.

Top 4: Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie, anddddddd Nick.
Winner: Jessie H.
(But I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win).
(I also like Phillipe, so I wouldn't mind if he was in the Top 4 instead of Nick).

Also: Anyone heard of Andrew McDonald?
...
Neither have I. Until THISSSSSSS.
He did that camera-loss thingy that got passed around on email. (If you never received the email, allow me to send it to you. Orrrrr, you may click the link above and find the link for the camera-loss thingy yourself).
Anyway, this Andrew McDonald guy (no, not the ranga that plays cricket) seems really funny. And he's blogging inside a dog (how can he do that? Isn't it dark and cold inside there?) for the month of April. :D.

Anyhoo, pinch punch first of the month no returns, etc etc.
Anyone play any pranks for April Fools' Day? Anyone get pranked?

TV SHOWS.

So, yesterday, I was watching The Bounce.
For those who don't know, it is a new footy show on Channel 7. Hosted by Peter Helliar (aka Strauchanieeeeeeeeeeeee!).
Now, considering that I miss Rove and really want him back, I need another TV show to enjoy, y'know.

So, I watched The Bounce.
Good thing: RICHO RICHO MAAAAAN, I WANNA BE A RICH-- um, yes, Richo was on there. He was so funny. ;).
Bad thing: Leigh Matthews. YOU ARE BORING EVERYONE, BORING! I don't care about your ~awesomeness~ in 1990! That was 20 years ago, you are not awesome anymore. Get with the times!

Anyway, another boring thing: They went through all the games being played this weekend and talked on and on about it. Whut. And at least Richo made some quips during this, because Leigh Matthews didn't. He was talking in his ~boring~ voice. :/.

And sometimes the audience would laugh at something on a segment, and I'd be like, "Noooo! That wasn't funny, go away. Did you have too much laughing gas today?" Crazy people.

And in the newspaper and stuff, The Bounce got described as "Rove meets Before The Game" and "a family show".
Well, just to mention, Rove was (oh god, why the past tense?) not a family show. Channel 10 put it on at 9:30pm! Kiddies don't stay up till 10:30pm! ...Or do they?
Anyhoo, the similarities with Rove and The Bounce: a monologue at the start by the host, funny segments, and live audience.
Differences: A LOT. There was no Rove (as in the guy, you know that awesome guy that would constantly make me laugh and I blogged about a lot?). And some segments just weren't funny (unlike Rove, where EVERYTHING is funny).

And Pete was a good host and all, but he needs a catchphrase at the end or something. Like, Rove says, "Say hi to your mum for me" which is quirky and fun. And Cal Wilson and Shaun Micallef say quirky things at the end, like, "I am, and hopefully in the future, [insert name here], goodnight!" Whatever. It concludes the show. Wraps things up nicely.
Pete should say something like, "Smell you laterz" or "Say hi to MY mum for me". I don't know, I fail at quirkiness.

Oh and at the end of the show, they had a Punk'd-style segment featuring Nick Maxwell and Steele "Rusty" Sidebottom. I was all like, "Omgomgomgomgomg~!" And then, it wasn't funny. I didn't get it. It was just about Nick Maxwell selling some Collingwood merchandise to some eager fans and Rusty was all like, "... Don't take my thongs!" and Nick went away for a minute and then, the police came and Rusty was like, "?" and Nick came back and was like, "Um, whut" and Peter Helliar came and was like, "Hahahahahahaha" and Rusty was like, "Oh, okay. Hahahahahahahaha" and then, they were all like, "Hahahahahahaha" and I was like, "?"

Anyway, while I was watching the Bounce (it went to 8:30pm), SYTYCDA was on and I missed the first 30 minutes. Now, at first, I thought, "Who cares? SYTYCDA is boring, and I won't miss my favourites because I like most of the dancers, lol."
So, y'know what they did? They put Jessie H and Robbie, Matt and Carly, dancing FIRST. Whut. Oh no they didn't! My four favourites and I missed them. FAIL. And the rest of the show was boring, except Ivy and Kieran. (And they weren't dancing together, ugh).

So yeah. Hopefully, the Bounce is better next week.
In the meantime, Before The Game is on Saturday (wooooo~) and TAYG and Sleuth 101 on Sunday. ;).
In conclusion, I want Rove back. Sadface.

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Kieran and Carly, being all awesome. ;).

"I'M A REAL BOY~~!" lol.

Robbie and Ivy. They did a Bollywood dance, lol.

Also, I watched SYTYCDA last night.

Ahhh, it wasn't that great.

Ivy and Robbie's performances were good, as per usual.

Bottom 3 Predictions: Heath and Jessica P, Renee and Phillipe, Nick and Jess S.

Eliminated contestants: Renee and Phillipe. (Or Nick. Or Heath).

Top 6: Jessie H, Ivy, Carly, Kieran, Matt, Robbie. ;).

(But I wouldn't mind if there were 3 Jess' in the Top 6, lol).

(Actually, I would. Ivy and Carly are too awesome).

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCEEEE.

Issy, being all awesome and stuff. ;).

Jessie H, looking like a liquorice all-sort. Yum. (And Matt is lookin' fine).

Well, SYTYCDA was last night. :D.
Ahh, it wasn't that great.

The all-girls routine was a sexy-Chicago routine. Pfff, as if I care. They had bars as props (like, big bars that you see in prison) and they were dancing behind the bars. It looked funny, teehee. But the dancing was like, "Ooh, I'mma sexy oneeee~!" lolwhut.

The all-boys routine was better- it consisted of the boys, acting like a gang trying to kill another gang. Sounds like fun... NOT.
(But it was good, btw~. Me likey).

And then, after Jessie H and Matt's routine (it was a ventriloquist dance, it was SO GOOD, omg) to Ke$ha's song Blah Blah Blah, Nat Bass was all like, "IF YOU LIKE KEH-SHAAA" etc etc.
And I'm like, "IT'S NOT KEH-SHAAAAA! It's Keyy-sha." Pronunciation fail.
Nat Bass says the dumbest things when she's preggerz.

Oh and Renee and Phillipe are still trying to bore me with their boringness. And the judges are still trying to prove to me that they are on another planet watching an entirely different performance, by saying how awesome Renee and Phillipe are. Whut. Or maybe Mary Murphy left some of her ~crazyyy~ drugs under the desk. I'm going with the latter.

But there were some really good routines. Robbie and Ivy, did a ballroom routine to Temper Trap's Sweet Disposition and it was awesome; Matt and Jessie H, did a fun routine, teehee; Nick and Jess S, did a good routine and I'm likin' Nick more; Carly and Kieran, who are made of awesome, did an awesome routine (I've forgotten what it was, lol); Don and Issy, did a good routine although Don still sucks; Heath and Jessica P, managed to bore me, lolwhut.

My predictions (YEAH, DEAL WITH IT):
Bottom 3: Renee and Phillipe, Issy and Don, Heath and Jessica P.
Eliminated contestants: Heath and Renee. (Or Don or Phillipe, idk).
Top 6: Jessie H, Issy, Ivy, Matt, Kieran and Robbie.
(If I could somehow get Jess S, Jessica P and Carly in there, I totally would).
(Maybe there could be a Top 6 which is ALL GIRLS. lol).
(No, wait, that would be bad. There would a sexy-Chicago routine EVERY WEDNESDAY. Ahhh, kill me).
(And also, I wouldn't want to lose Robbie and Kieran over the one-dimensional mathematician Jessica P).
(Whoaaaa, baby, got enough brackets?).
(Haha).

And yeah.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.
Goodbye. :P.