GLEE.

Yeah, I know you guys don't like me blogging about Glee, but my therapist told me that it's good to write everything down... so here goes:

I watched the Christmas episode of Glee last night.
Yeah, I realise it is February, but whatever. :P
The best part about it: The episode only contained songs that I'd never heard of before. Like, Glee could've just chosen well-known songs like Jingle Bells or Deck The Halls, but that would've been a little cliche and predictable. :P

My thoughts:
Artie and Brittany. So cute.
Brittany still believes in Santa (!) and when she sat on Santa's knee, she wanted Artie to walk. Aw.
And Beiste (the football coach) put her husky voice to good use, and played Santa, convincing Brittany that it was impossible to get Artie to walk again.

And then, Brittany was all upset, so Beiste bought her something that allowed Artie to walk.
(It was called Re-Walk or something.)

Anyway, it was so sweet, watching Artie walking and Brittany so happy.
But what I want to know: HOW DID BEISTE AFFORD IT?
She's a teacher. Wait, not even a teacher-- a football coach. Seriously.

If football coaches were rich, Emma would've been more happy to marry Ken.
(No, seriously. Ken could've bought an awesome fast car and taken Emma for a wild ride, and then taken her to see Rocky Horror, and then bought red and green grapes to mix in a bowl together.)

Whatever.
Moving on.

Rachel and Finn.
It was so sad, when Rachel sang Last Christmas by Wham. Finn was so mean, being all like, "I've had two girlfriends in the past two years, and they've both cheated on me!"

Crybaby. Drama queen. :(Aww. ;)

Rachel was so cute. Yeah, she might be annoying and talk a lot, but she's probably one of my favourite characters. Don't judge me. :P

Kurt and Blaine.
They were so adorable singing together.
I hope they end up together. Perfect couple. :).

Sam.
"I want chapstick. Lots and lots of chapstick".

Lauren Z.
"I want Puckerman to love me. He's such a fox. ...Oh and some sweet potato fries."

That's it.
(I also watching Good News Week. Josh Thomas was epic.)

STUFF.

I watched Masterchef and Good News Week yesterday. /tv geek.
Marion and Alvin won the cooking thingy/Pressure test where they had to cook one of Heston Blumenthal's signature dishes.
Yay.
And Marion gets to cook against a chef to win immunity or something, idk. :D.

I like Marion, Alvin and Adam. And I hate Joanne. She's so annoying.
And Aaron is annoying too, especially with his horrible beanie and equally horrible hair.
Fail whale.

Anyway, on Good News Week, they had vuvuzelas (those awesome instruments that are played at the World Cup in South Africa) and it was funny. The end. :P.
Cal Wilson and Frank Woodley = win.

And goodbye.
P.S. Collingwood are playing Sydney on Saturday. My predictions: Dale Thomas and Jolly will kick 10 goals each, Collingwood will win by 102 points, and there will no behinds kicked by Collingwood. :).
P.P.S. GLEE IS ON THURSDAY! Omg.

IT'S GOOD NEWS WEEK~!

Okay, I watched Good News Week last night. (I know, I watch a lot of TV, stuff you).
It was so exciting. Omg.

The best part: Josh Thomas and Claire Hooper criticising So You Think You Can Dance Aus. ;). Remember my rant on the first episode? Well, Josh was saying how he doesn't like the crying and that you shouldn't cry, just because you did a dance, whut.
And Claire Hooper didn't like how the judges said to the contestants, "You've got to have passion or you can go work in a post office." And Claire goes, "GOOD PEOPLE WORK IN THE POST OFFICE~!" :D. See, I'm not the only one ranting on it. My work here is done.

Some other awesome parts:

• Claire Hooper, who is made of win. ;).
• Fiona O'Loughlin, doing the trivia thingy. And her buzzer was to say "Fiona". And she kept forgetting her own name. (And the other guy called himself "Ram Jet". And was talking in the third person. Lolwhut).
• Fiona O'Loughlin, answering a question with "frozen ice-cream". Umm, do you think we should tell her...?
• Josh Thomas. They kept picking on him 'cause he's Gen Y and everything. Like, when they were saying about people over 18 have to move out of home. And Paul McDermott goes, "Over 18-year-olds who still live at home in Australia are called Gen Y." And the camera goes straight to Josh Thomas, who is innocently taking a sip of water. lmao.
• Mikey and his spam. ;).

And yeah, I can't remember anymore. But it was REALLYYY funny. Really.

I watched the Big Bang Theory before it (I didn't wanna watch the Biggest Loser, ew). It was very funny, even though I only watched the last half of it. Hehe. :D.

TV IS AWESOME, HEHE.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER A COMPETITION, OMG. ;).

Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.

Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.

And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.

And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.

I'M ON A BOAT, MOFOS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~!

I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").

Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.

GOOD NEWS WEEK AND OTHER AWESOMENESS.

NOTE TO ALL: COMPETITION IS HERE. JUST CLICK THE LINK TO WIN SOME FABULOUS BOOKS. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
(It's not my competition, by the way. I'm just blogging about it, kk).

I watched Good News Week. I just thought that maybe I need another show to obsess over now that someone (gives someone in particular an evil stare) decided to quit.
Soooo, as I was saying, Good News Week was an okay show.
(I haven't actually watched Good News Week, except when Josh Thomas was on, so yeah).

Some good parts:

• Ross Noble, shooting shaving cream everywhere. And when I say "everywhere", I mean EVERYWHERE. I kid you not.
• Corinne Grant. Her funnyness is funny, okay. I love her, so cuteeee. ;).
• Cal Wilson. She's one of my favourite rangas. (Besides Corrie and Ryan Shelton's gf).
• DUDE, WES MY CARR. I haven't seen him in awhile now. I had forgotten about him. (Speaking of which, I was watching Video Hits and Hayley Warner was on. I was like, "HEY, I HASN'T SEEN YOU IN AWHILE, LOLWHUT.").
• Tiger Wood jokes. Ah, good times.
• Paul McDermott, Claire and Mikey. They are good people. ;).
• Ross Noble, slipping on shaving cream. COP THAT, FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS. :P.

Some bad parts:

• Akmal. Inappropriate, little Akmal. Fail.

And yeah. Not many bad parts, I know. But Akmal is epic fail. Epic fail is Akmal. Whatev.

(Akmal wasn't so bad when he was doing radio with Cal Wilson. Or when he was doing radio with Kate Ritchie. Maybe Kate Ritchie's awesomeness distracted me from Akmal's inappropriateness. Or maybe the timeslot was different).

I'm still going to miss Rove. And Good News Week is never going to fill that gap. But oh well, what else can I do? Use Rove for my own selfish needs? Steal into Rove's house with a crowbar, demanding him to put on a show for me every night? Stalk Rove as he walks to the milkbar to buy some milk and demand that he continues tweeting? (Hmm, these are great ideas. brb going to get myself a crowbar...).

Anyhoo, goodbye. Say hi to your mum for me, etc, etc, whatev. :/.