FUN.

My Dream Team lost the grand final.
Okay, I was only in the finals for the bottom 8, and half my players got "rested" in Round 24 so I really didn't have much hope. :(
(Luckily I didn't have any Hawthorn players, lol.)

Anyway, TAYG was hilarious last night.
Basically, they all swapped places.
Shaun Micallef did a good job at being Josh Thomas, imitating his accent and his standing-up-when-answering-a-question. :P
And Amanda was pretending to be Shaun, so she was the host. And she sang "What's A Doodle Doo", and was so good at copying Shaun, hahaha.
And one of the games was Trust Me, where one person was turned into a Human Parfait. Which, to Amanda's obvious amusement, happened to be Shaun. :P

And Natalie Tran (the guest for Gen Y who I didn't know existed until last night, but she's really cool and I am now following her on Twitter) pretty much answered every question correctly, but Amanda, being evil, twisted things a little and poured the three ingredients for the parfait all over Shaun. :D

Anyway, on with this blag.
There are two winners for the Glee Project (who get to be on 7 episodes of Glee), and then the other members of the top 4 get to be on two episodes of Glee.
I hope Damian, Samuel or Lindsay wins. Or Alex, I don't really care. THEY ARE ALL WINNERS, YAAAAY!

More good news, HEATH SHAW COMES BACK NEXT WEEK! To smash some Eagles, mwa ha ha ha. :P
And Daisy comes back the following week, yay. :)

STUFF. :D.

Masterchef is over for this year. ;_;
And I wanted Callum to win, but he didn't. :(.
But Adam won, and that's nearly as good. Yay.

But I will miss Masterchef. What will I watch every night? The wall?!
Apparently, they've got Junior Masterchef on soon. I've seen the ads.
And according to the ads, the kids are, like, 8 years old and cooking food that isn't Vegemite on toast. wtf.
How am I going to watch Junior MChef without feeling jealousy that kids 11 years younger than me are plating up food that looks nothing like my signature dish, burnt toast?
:/.

I hope Callum is still eligible for Junior Masterchef. His chocolate fondants will easily beat the food those kids plate up. And those kids are probably getting their parents to help them. Boooo.

Anyway, TAYG comes back on Sunday! Woooo~.
So excited. :D.
Prepare for one of my craaaazy recaps where I go crazy with the awesomeness of TAYG. :P.
(Or don't prepare. See if I care).
(Although, I mightn't be bothered to recap TAYG. Whatever).

The view's still good at the top. It's nice to look down on people for a change. ;).
Hopefully, Collingwood can thrash Carlton's pants off, and I can remain at the top rung of this awesome ladder. :P.

Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

MODERN FAMILY AND OTHER STUFF.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh--
MOO!

Modern Family is such an awesome show. :D.
I loved last night's episode (called "Fizbo" or something) and throughout the episode, they showed the family at the hospital which gave the impression of someone being badly hurt, and it turned out to just be Luke with a broken arm because he "slipped on the stupid beads".

And Cameron's alter-ego Fizbo the Clown was so funny. Especially at the petrol station, with his giant clock. :P.
Teehee.

Anyway, Jonathon left on Masterchef. And even though I don't particularly like him (although, I don't hate him either, idk), I'm still not happy with it because Jonathon had to leave and Jimmy (the dude that can only cook curries) got to stay. FAIL WHALE.

Oh well. Hopefully, there'll be a Non-curry challenge later on, where the contestants have to cook something OTHER than a curry. Haha, suck on that, Jimmy! :P.

And yeah.
TAYG is coming back to TV on August 1st! Yay!
:D.
And hopefully, Glee comes back soon. /gleek.

'SUP?

Yo everyone! :D.
The season of SYTYCDA has ended... But that doesn't mean I'm removing the picture at the top. Too bad, deal with it. :P.
Anyway, I predicted that Jessie H would win (at the beginning of the season) but unfortunately, I was wrong. She came second, lol. But I was happy with the winner (Robbieeeeeee~!) especially since in Ivy's goodbye speech, she basically "let the cat out of the bag", and hinted that her and Robbie had some "relationship" and were in love with each other. (Or, that Ivy was in love with Robbie).

It's so bad now that SYTYCDA and TAYG have ended. Now, what do I watch? The wall?! (Or Masterchef, but that just makes me hungry and I'd end up on the Biggest Loser...).
Glee is coming on TV! On Thursdays, Channel 10, 8pm. ^_______^

Oh and y'know that debate I was getting y'all to help me with it?
Well, I did it. Last Wednesday.
It went.... okay. Not good, but okay. The topic was about biotechnology's maximising profit being their only concern. And I was on the negative team. It was really difficult to rebut, because I didn't understand the other team's arguments. And the other team won, by an audience vote. (I think that the other team bribed the audience, because the voting was unanimous, but oh well).

And the first speaker came out and talked REALLY REALLY fast. And we were like, "O_____O. *brain explodes* lolwhut". lmao.
And yeah. :D.

Btw~, Collingwood beat Hawthorn last Saturday! Yay. Essendon is going down on ANZAC Day, haha.

'SUP, GUYSSSSS.

Hello to my 19 followers! (Although, one of them is my Twitter account, lol).
I watched SYTYCDA last night.
It was great, Robbie and Jess S danced as sad clowns. Have you ever seen a sad clown? It was so cuteeeeeee. :D.
(Well, Robbie is always cute. It's hard for him not to be cute).

Anyway, my predictions:
The two people eliminated- Nick and Jess S.
Top 4- Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie and Phillipe.
Winner- Jessie H.
(Yes, this is the first time I have put Phillipe in the Top 4. He's growing on me, like mould).
(I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win, though).
(And as much as I like Jess S, I love the other two girls more, so Jess S has to go home, haha).

And I saw an ad for TAYG and the ad was like, "DROP EVERYTHING! ...except not your pants". And I lol'd. Teehee.
Hamish Blake and Poh are on TAYG on Sunday. lol, Hamish is win.

Andandand guess who's on Before The Game on Saturday?
LUKE BALL.
He's gonna play well on Friday, I know he will. He'll be all like, "SUCK ON THIS, NICK RIEWOLDT!" and throw a pie. That's my Lukey. :P.

Oh and I haven't been watching Sleuth 101 lately. Due to forgetting it's on (because ABC moved it to ABC2 on Sundays, fail whale) and also, the Simpsons being at the same time. /simpsons geek.

Speaking of geeks (or more commonly known as gleeks), it's April and GUESS WHAT COMES ON TV IN APRIL?????????!
Gleeeeeeeee.
With Puck and Finn and Sue (singing Madonna songs, lol. LIKE A VIRGIIIIIIIIIN~) and Rachel and Quin (Finn don't like you no more, haha) and Brittany and Santana (you bitch, Santana, how could you?) and Will and Emma and Artie and Tina andandand you can totally tell I've been on Wikipedia, lolwhut.
(Sorry for the spoilers, guysssssss).

MY LIFE.

It was my birthday yesterday. :D.
And some of my friends came over (5 of them) and we ate food, watched movies, and ate pizza. lol.

The movies we watched were: 500 Days of Summer and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.
500 Days of Summer (shortened to 500 SD) was pretty good. Zooey Deschanel is a great actor. It was basically about a guy (Tom) who was in love with a girl (Summer) but Summer didn't really love him back. (Although, she kinda did, in my opinion). And the movie kept jumping back and forth between the days, but that was okay (it reminded me of The Pact by Jodi Picoult, lol).
I don't want to spoil it for you so if you want to know my thoughts on the ending, highlight the next paragraph.

I didn't like how Summer was engaged to another guy yet was flirting with Tom. Rude.
But it was clever how (at the very end), Tom met a girl and was like, "Let's go for the coffee." And the girl was like, "Nooo... Mmyeah." And then, she goes, "Btw~, I'm Autumn." And I lol'd. 'Cause there'll be three other sequels: 500 Days of Autumn, 500 Days of Winter, 500 Days of Spring, etc. ;).

And Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist was a really funny movie. Especially with the chewing gum. lol, the chewing gum had an adventure of its own.
Anyway, Kat Dennings is a really good actor and very funny. We watched the Special Features and Kat's puppet show was epic. Especially the bear.

I would recommend these movies. Totally. :D.

TAYG is on tonight. With Guy Sebastian, Brian Mannix (or something) and Marieke Hardy.
Did anyone watch Sleuth 101 on Friday night? (I presume you creepy stalkers did, I saw you peeking in the window...).
Sleuth 101 was pretty good, although I got the murderer wrong. lolwhut. (I thought it was the owner, idk).
Half the time, I didn't know what was happening. (Probably why I don't work in a hairdresser, teehee).
I liked the Maid Of Honour, she was awesome. The bride was so mean to her. :/.
And I liked the mother-in-law, only because I hated the bride. (Wooo~, thank god she died, hahahaha!).

Anyhoo, bye.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.

TV IS AWESOME, HEHE.

CLICK HERE TO ENTER A COMPETITION, OMG. ;).

Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.

Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.

And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.

And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.

I'M ON A BOAT, MOFOS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~!

I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").

Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.

FUN.

Yesterday, despite the weather being 43 degrees, I ventured out of my house and went to my friend's 19th birthday (and her going away party).
It was great fun. :D.
We got there and just sat around and talked and stuff.
And then, there was a box of cookies (which my friend had made) and they were om nom nom. ^____^
And then, someone hid the cookie box and we were like, "NOOOOOO, WHERE DID THEY GO?"
:/.
But luckily, we found them again. Om nom.

And we played Sing Star. I had a go at singing Like A Virgin (which I failed at 'cause I only know the chorus...). Well, I would failed at every song 'cause I can't sing but WHATEVERRRR. :(.

And then, we played Jenga (which is a game that they played on TAYG where you have to take out the blocks in the tower and place them on top). It was quite difficult but very funny. :D.
After a while, we just built towers with the blocks. Good times. :).
It reminded me of primary school when we had those block thingies and we built towers with them. idk.

And there were balloons around so we started chucking balloons at each other. BALLOON FIGHT~! (As you do, lolwhut).
(Someone drew Mercedes' face on a balloon. I lol'd).

And the cake was om nom nom. ;).
THE END.
Stay tuned for the next blog post: THE SUMMER WHERE I SURVIVED A HEATWAVE. *dun dun dun*.

And I really wanna see Alvin and the Chipmunks (the sequel one). Chipmunks are so cute, omg. I want one. ^___^

'SUP?

The TAYG Christmas Special is on tonight. :D.
All the good shows are all stuffed into this week because it's the last week of "ratings television". Apparently, people don't watch TV during December and January.

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I will continue watching TV during December/January.
Y'know what sucks? Channel 10 haven't even put the whole of Season 1 of Glee on TV yet the Glee episode this Thursday is the last one this year.
Whut.
But I've seen ads on Channel 10 for other shows in December. Like, The Cleveland Show (a spin-off of Family Guy), Futurama, The Office, and some new show.
I haven't seen any ads for Friends. I likes Friends.

Back to discussing the TAYG Christmas Special.
They are going to do a nativity scene with Josh Thomas as Baby Jesus (wow, that's going to take a lot of acting skills; Josh Thomas doesn't even look like a baby...).
And I was reading the Sunday magazine that came with the Herald Sun today. And my bff, Charlie, had written an article on Hip Hop Wisdom.

Speaking of bffs, I read an article on Jack Watts. And guess what subjects he did in year 12?
Two maths, accounting and english.
And guess what year 12 subject he did in year 11?
Biology.
And he's twenty days younger than me.
:D.
Except I don't think he did Chemistry. I think he did one less subject than me. Because he only went to school four days a week because he plays for Melbourne and stuff.

And that's the end of my boring blog post.
SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME.
I miss Rove. Why can't he just continue the show? Or, at least, keep tweeting. He hasn't tweeted since last Sunday or something. FAILLL. (Well, obviously, he didn't leave Twitter because he would have written a rap song like Miley Cyrus did).
#usingRoveformyownselfishneeds.

ROVE AND OTHER AWESOME STUFF.

Okay.
I watched Rove yesterday (and the end of Masterchef).
Justine won the challenge-y thingy on Masterchef. PUT THAT IN YOUR BEER AND CHEW IT, CHRIS!! ^___^
Rove was really funny. Like when Ross Noble was telling his story of the vegan-vegetarian stalls who didn't have any sausage rolls. :)
And Isabel Lucas and Lily Allen were awesome. LOL.
AND GUESS WHO IS ON ROVE NEXT WEEK?
Shaun Micallef.
Yes.
Omigod.
And Green Day are performing. Yes, I know who my enemy is. Thank you for asking, Billy Joe.
Also, guess whose birthday is on June 21st???
Some clues: He plays for the awesomest team EVERRR.

The people on TAYG tomorrow aren't very exciting. I either don't know them or, well, I've never heard of them. (Those two reasons are the same but whatev).

Even though it's a split round, I won't get 8 in my footy tipping because Hawthorn lost. Epic fail.
Oh well. My Dream Team will, hopefully, win. Because I has Dale Thomas and Jack Watts and Buddy Franklin and Chris Judd and Jimmy Bartel and many more awesome players. (Did I just mention Judd in that list? Because he is not awesome. js.)

TAYG IS ON TOMORROW!
Epic win.
With some guy called Kram in Gen X, some model or something in Gen Y, and some Play School person in Baby Boomers. (After doing a bit of googling, Kram is the guy who sings, "WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB.... BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD, BAMA LAMB... SOMETHING SOMETHING... WHOA BLACK BETTY, BAMA LAMB~!")
Wow~, this should be a good night of TAYG. LOLLLLL.

JACK WATTS.

It's Jack Watts! He looks a bit like Zafron in that picture. Like, when Zafron was jumped off the bridge and he ended up as a 17-year-old. :)
Jack Watts played well, though. Okay, he didn't get the ball much but still. His first touch in AFL was when he was being sandwiched by two Collingwood players. JACK WATTS SAMMICH, OM NOM NOM.
Collingwood won, js.
And my Dream Team won too.
Jack Watts made about 24 for my Dream Team. (But he was an emergency so his score was included).
Oh and when I was watching the footy, the commentators were like, "He had his hands full with Dick." And also, Robert Walls goes, "Swan, goes for Dick... and has got him." And I lol'd. #timetogrowup

TAYG is on tonight.
Y'know who would be good on TAYG?
Mike, Bree or Fitzy.
STFU, I'm really missing Friday Night Live, okay?
Masterchef just isn't the same. People who are stressing over cooking some food is not the same as a 20-year-old bogan running around desperately trying to win a random trophy and delegate chores to all the other bogans just so they can sit on their butt all day and sun bake.
The only contestant on Masterchef who came close to being like a Big Brother contestant was Kate. And that's because she whinged all the time and everyone hated her (except for me).

Anyhoo, I'm sure TAYG will be awesome tonight. Josh Thomas is awesomizzle. ^______^

And yeah.
I got 7 in my footy tipping, btw~.
So, put that in your plastic cup and chew it! :P

OMG.

I turned on the TV last night to watch Rove and Masterchef was still on.
So, on Masterchef, they were saying who was in the bottom 3, blah blah blah, idk, blah, blah blah. And one of the judges had a voice EXACTLY like Severus Snape. idk.
Funny.

Anyway, Rove was awesome.
Some of the highlights (or whatever I can remember):

• HAYDO. While interviewing Lady Gaga, he's like, "I like shiny stuff. ^___^"
• PeteSpace. Um, why did A Current Affair have a segment on EYEBROWS? And in the segment, the people are like, "I don't let anyone touch my eyebrows." Because, y'know, people are constantly asking if they can touch someone else's eyebrows. /sarcasm
• Rove. He's always funny. :D
• Lady Gaga's performance/interview/awesomeness.
• JAI HO. Pussycat Dolls on next week. THEY'D BETTER SING JAI HO OR ELSE.
• Karl Stefanovic's explanation of THE BUDGET. Thankyou Karl, I fully understand now. :)
• K-Rudd's segment.

Um, yeah.
The whole show was good.

In other news, Collingwood lost. Against Carlton. :|.
Dayne Beams managed to kick a goal.
AND GUESS WHAT?
MY DREAM TEAM WON. AND I GOT 7 IN MY FOOTY TIPPING. Epic win.
Anyway, I had to change the Captain on my Dream Team because Dale Thomas wasn't playing.
So, I just changed it to Nick Riewoldt. idk. I should have chosen Jimmy Bartel but oh well.

I has more problems though.
Jaxson Barham, Jack Riewoldt and Paul Medhurst scored nothing. And I can't trade them ALL off. Only two.
OH WELL.
Hopefully, they can play next week. :).

Oh and Rebel Wilson is on TAYG on Tuesday.
WIN.

EDIT: On Rove, he was singing to that P!nk song called Bad Influence. Rove was like, "WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GOOOO."
And I'm like, "OMIGOD, I LOVE THAT SONG."