OMG.

I turned on the TV last night to watch Rove and Masterchef was still on.
So, on Masterchef, they were saying who was in the bottom 3, blah blah blah, idk, blah, blah blah. And one of the judges had a voice EXACTLY like Severus Snape. idk.
Funny.

Anyway, Rove was awesome.
Some of the highlights (or whatever I can remember):

• HAYDO. While interviewing Lady Gaga, he's like, "I like shiny stuff. ^___^"
• PeteSpace. Um, why did A Current Affair have a segment on EYEBROWS? And in the segment, the people are like, "I don't let anyone touch my eyebrows." Because, y'know, people are constantly asking if they can touch someone else's eyebrows. /sarcasm
• Rove. He's always funny. :D
• Lady Gaga's performance/interview/awesomeness.
• JAI HO. Pussycat Dolls on next week. THEY'D BETTER SING JAI HO OR ELSE.
• Karl Stefanovic's explanation of THE BUDGET. Thankyou Karl, I fully understand now. :)
• K-Rudd's segment.

Um, yeah.
The whole show was good.

In other news, Collingwood lost. Against Carlton. :|.
Dayne Beams managed to kick a goal.
AND GUESS WHAT?
MY DREAM TEAM WON. AND I GOT 7 IN MY FOOTY TIPPING. Epic win.
Anyway, I had to change the Captain on my Dream Team because Dale Thomas wasn't playing.
So, I just changed it to Nick Riewoldt. idk. I should have chosen Jimmy Bartel but oh well.

I has more problems though.
Jaxson Barham, Jack Riewoldt and Paul Medhurst scored nothing. And I can't trade them ALL off. Only two.
OH WELL.
Hopefully, they can play next week. :).

Oh and Rebel Wilson is on TAYG on Tuesday.
WIN.

EDIT: On Rove, he was singing to that P!nk song called Bad Influence. Rove was like, "WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GOOOO."
And I'm like, "OMIGOD, I LOVE THAT SONG."

^________^

LOOOOOOOOONG WEEKENDS ARE AWESOMEEEE.
If you didn't realise, I have no school tomorrow!

ROVEEEE is on tonight! ^___^
With Ben Lee and that comedian guy and Haydo and Carrie and Pete and Hughesy and Hamish and Andy (who is related to Ben Lee).
ALSO: SYTYCDA is on tooo. WITH MARY MURPHY AS A GUEST JUDGE.
I seriously need earplugs.
My prediction: BJ and Gianne will be on the "hot tamale train".
idk.

I had a chocolate fountain at my party on Friday.
It was SO AWESOMEEEEE.
^_____^

Oh and Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel are in the NAB Grand Final. D:
So, it'll be DALE THOMAS vs JIMMY BARTEL.
The winner shall be loved by MEEEEEEEE. The loser shall be showered in mud and hatred. (But if Dale Thomas loses, he shall be loved also).

ROVE AND SYTYCDA AND LILY ALLEN AND SPARKLY SHOES AND HAYDOOOO.

I watched Roveee last night.
They talked about Twitter!!!!111
And when Lily Allen came on, Myf was saying how she following Lily on Twitter.
And I'm like, "MEEEE TOOOOOOOO!"

ILOVELILYALLEN.
She was SO CUTEEEEE.
When she answered the ~big question~, she was all like, "I find happiness with God watching over me. At work, at home, on the toilet. Actually, God, maybe I need a little privacy."
And Pete was like, "DID SHE JUST CALL THE LORD A PERVERT?!"

lmfao.
I loved how Lily said "privacy".
She said it how Jamie Oliver would say it. I wonder how she pronounces "anchovies".

OH AND LILY HAD ~GORGEOUS~ SHOES ON. They were all sparkly and OMG-so-pretty. Myf and Carrie were like drooling over them.
And I was like, "I WANT THEM NAO!"

And also: I watched SYTYCDA. Penny was wearing this awesome green dress. And then, at the end, Charlie kissed her. And I'm like, "AWWWWW! ^_^"
Oh and Lamb wore a pretty red dress and danced to Kelly Clarkson's new song. ^_____^

They were all BRILLIANT dancers last night. My favourite would have to be BJ and Gianne. idk. And I liked E-man, Talia (preeeeeeeeetty name), Damien, Amy (IF U SEEK AMYYYY) and Kat. D:

AND YEAHHH.
P.S. Haydo would make a good ice-cream man. He can come down my street ~ANYTIME.

MORE FANFICNESS.

~FANFIC~

Me and my bffl, Mitchie, were sitting on my front porch, bored.

"What shall we do~?" I asked, "I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED."

Mitchie stretched out his legs. "Mmm... I don't know," he mumbled.

"Idk either. D'URGG. D'URGGG. D'URGGG," I said, fierceeeely.

"D'urggg, lol," Mitchie reiterated.

Suddenly, we heard music. Mitchie stood up and watched as a van drove down our street.

As soon as I saw the van, I leaped up and squealed, "I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, THE NAME THAT RINGS A BELLLLLLL!"

The ice-cream van stopped and the driver, Haydo, leaned out his window.

"Hello, ma'am. Fancy an ice-cream?" Haydo said.

"Mmhmm," I said, reaching into my pocket for some cash, "A chocolate one, plz. And also: I loveeeeee you, Haydo~!"

Haydo took my money and smiled and handed me a chocolate ice-cream.

Mitchie also gave Haydo some money and asked for a vanilla ice-cream.

We waved goodbye as Haydo drove awayy.

We sat on the front porch again eating ice-creams.

"Oh, how I loveeeee ice-creams~!" I squealed.

"Me too," Mitchie agreed.

We licked our ice-creams in silence.

This was an excellent day! ^_________^

"Mitchie, we should eat ice-creams more often," I commented.

"Uh huh. It would stop you throwing pies/tomatoes at everyone," Mitchie replied, smiling.

I smiled toooooooooo.

THE END~!

Haydo would make a good ice-cream man.

He reminds me a bit of Otto Mann.

Similarities between Otto and Haydo: Long-ish hair, quirky, fun, funny, awesomeeeee, and MOARRR.

HAI~!

I finished reading Adam Gilchrist's book. ^________^
It was awesomeeeee.
I know ALL about his life now.
Maybe Dale Thomas should write a book. Oh, wait, I already know his life - I read his blog. LOL.

For the billionth time, I do not stalk Dale Thomas. >_>

NOM NOM NOM.
Today, I did my Maths homework.
YES, I AM A NEEEEEEEERD. 8-]

I can't wait till tomorrow because Roveeeeeeeeee and SYTYCDA are on TV. My favourite dancers would have to be: Damien, Amy (LOVE ME HATE ME, lmao), BJ, Kat, Danny (I still believe he is gay, stfu), E-man and Talia.
There are heaps more that I like but I have only watched two shows (Top 18 Performances and Top 18 Results Show) so I don't know many of the dancers.
Everyone says how likeable Gianne is, so I think she'll end up as my favourite sometime soon. D:

As for Roveeeeee (who has to have many e's following his name), I liked the old format of the show better than the one this year. But it's still funny - how can Rove NOT be funny?
If you looked up "funny" or "hilarious" or "side-splitting-laughter" or "I-just-wet-my-pants-because-I-laughed-too-hard", you'd find a picture of Rove and Carrie and Pete and Haydo and Ryan and anyone else I've forgotten.

This blog post has turned into one of those where I go, "I'M BORED WITH MY LIFE, SO I'LL TELL YOU THE EVENTS WITH A YAWN AND FORTY WINKS FOR THE READERS."

Yes, I am weird. I agree with you.

D'URGGGG.