FUN.

My Dream Team lost the grand final.
Okay, I was only in the finals for the bottom 8, and half my players got "rested" in Round 24 so I really didn't have much hope. :(
(Luckily I didn't have any Hawthorn players, lol.)

Anyway, TAYG was hilarious last night.
Basically, they all swapped places.
Shaun Micallef did a good job at being Josh Thomas, imitating his accent and his standing-up-when-answering-a-question. :P
And Amanda was pretending to be Shaun, so she was the host. And she sang "What's A Doodle Doo", and was so good at copying Shaun, hahaha.
And one of the games was Trust Me, where one person was turned into a Human Parfait. Which, to Amanda's obvious amusement, happened to be Shaun. :P

And Natalie Tran (the guest for Gen Y who I didn't know existed until last night, but she's really cool and I am now following her on Twitter) pretty much answered every question correctly, but Amanda, being evil, twisted things a little and poured the three ingredients for the parfait all over Shaun. :D

Anyway, on with this blag.
There are two winners for the Glee Project (who get to be on 7 episodes of Glee), and then the other members of the top 4 get to be on two episodes of Glee.
I hope Damian, Samuel or Lindsay wins. Or Alex, I don't really care. THEY ARE ALL WINNERS, YAAAAY!

More good news, HEATH SHAW COMES BACK NEXT WEEK! To smash some Eagles, mwa ha ha ha. :P
And Daisy comes back the following week, yay. :)

THE FUTUREEEEEEEE

Heath Shaw will jet off to the Magical Gypsy Land of Healing.

I called it. I totally wrote, on a previous blag post, that this will happen. I predicted THE FUTURE.
Hahahaha.

By the way, the Powerball numbers are 2, 13, 17, 22, 32 and the PB is 35.
Enjoy. :)
Also, there will be hoverboards in the near future. With crash bracelets and belly sensors and grippy shoes.

(After reading the Uglies trilogy by Scott Westerfeld, I want a hoverboard. Hurry up and invent them, you inventors! What are you doing? Why do I not have my hoverboard yet? What is taking so long?)

Whatever.

For someone who has so many different hair colours that they've forgotten their natural shade, Jason Akermanis is so right.

Usually I skip over his articles, they're just his weird opinions, usually about some bogus thing that I have no interest in whatsoever.

But he's really hit the nail on the head with this one.
Here I was, thinking that Heath Shaw's penalty was fair, that the bet was stupid and totally against the rules and Heath deserved every part of the penalty.
But compared to other things, other events that have happened in the wide world of football, a $10 bet is not so bad.

Read the article, dudes. Go and read about Jason Akermanis' bubbly opinions, showing that the AFL aren't always fair, dishing out their penalties and stuff.
:P

Heath Shaw. :/

Ugh.
8-week suspension for Heath Shaw, for betting on Nick Maxwell kicking the first goal in Round 9.
8 weeks, from Round 17 to 24.
I hope he learns his lesson, and doesn't do anything silly for the next 8 weeks, so that he doesn't have to carry out the full 14 weeks. That would suck.

But due to my optimism and looking on the bright side, here are the positives:

• He learned his lesson from that other scandal, the drunk driving thing. I don't think Heath will LIE about this, DENY that he had this bet. That would get him in a much bigger pickle.
• My Supercoach team is already crap, I knew that already. I'm on the bottom, or near to it, and I just made a substitution for Heath Shaw. All is well, on that account.
• It's about time Shaw had a rest, he's been a super player, always playing well, working hard, dishing out instructions to everyone, including the coach and captain. There are several younger players, waiting in the wings, ready to play. S.Bucks and Goldsack, maybe Macaffer could play Shaw's role?
  
• My Dream Team doesn't have Heath Shaw. That's gotta be a good thing, right? RIGHT?!
• He can still play in the finals, if he's a good boy.

Maybe Heath Shaw can go on a holiday to Arizona.
Didak and Dawes and Dayne Beams can go too, a nice relaxing time in the Magical Gypsy Land of Healing. They all could do with a bit of healing, with Didak, Dawes and Beams all injured and Shaw in desperate need of a few brain cells.

Maybe the little pixies and their fairy dust can weave their magic, creating hundreds and hundreds of grey matter, enough to fill the space between Heath Shaw's ears. (And mine too, I wouldn't mind some of those cells, to close my gap.)

And yeah.

APRIL FOOLS DAYYY!

Today, I had my Chemistry SAC.

It was so scary and hard and yeahhh.
:/



ALSO: I told my friends that strawberry jam was made from baby's blood. And they were like, "Um, Laura, strawberry jam is made from strawberries. Duh!"
And I'm like, "Oh yeahhh."
Oops.



And also, I had two free periods in a row. So I sat in the Common Room for 160 minutes, doing homework, listening to my friend tell everyone what "jizz" means, watching my friend draw people with charcoal and also listening to someone shave their legs. Whut.
Don't ask me why someone was shaving their legs IN THE COMMON ROOM. They had an epilator thingy.

That is a nice top, Dale and Heath. Nice. ^_____^