Okay.
Does anyone know what a Clerihew is?
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*tumbleweed goes past*
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Okay, fine. A Clerihew is a poem where the first two lines rhyme, and the last two lines rhyme. And there are four lines to the poem.
I made some yesterday (on Twitter, so you may have already seen them) and I want to share some-
Tiger Wood
is misunderstood
he yelled out "fore"
and got a whore.
Zoidberg cool
is such a tool
she spams Twitter way too much
someone should throw her into a rabbit hutch.
(Yeah, my Twitter spamming goes too far sometimes).
Harry O
Is a pro
And loves to inspire
everyone except Eddie McGuire.
(Nothing rhymed with inspire, okay! Whatever).
Jack Watts
Did a few squats
But he heard a loud crack
And realised it was his back.
Luke Ball
Went to the shopping mall
He was sick of French fries
And decided to eat pies.
Angus Monfries
Choked on his peas
When Jobe Watson called him a pest
And Zaharakis jumped on his chest.
Dale Thomas
Can beat the Bombers
But choked on his spaghetti
When he got a visit from the Yeti.
And I made this one to celebrate my 5000th tweet on Twitter-
It's my 5000th tweet
and as a treat
you may all have a whole cake
and give yourselves a stomach ache.
Hope y'all enjoy! :D.
(Btw~, I predicted the Top 4 in my previous blog post and guess what? I GOT IT CORRECT. Epic win).
(Speaking of getting things correct, Sleuth 101 is on 6:30pm on Sunday on the ABC1. It's the last episode, methinks).
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Friday, April 9, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
'SUP, GUYSSSSS.
Hello to my 19 followers! (Although, one of them is my Twitter account, lol).
I watched SYTYCDA last night.
It was great, Robbie and Jess S danced as sad clowns. Have you ever seen a sad clown? It was so cuteeeeeee. :D.
(Well, Robbie is always cute. It's hard for him not to be cute).
Anyway, my predictions:
The two people eliminated- Nick and Jess S.
Top 4- Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie and Phillipe.
Winner- Jessie H.
(Yes, this is the first time I have put Phillipe in the Top 4. He's growing on me, like mould).
(I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win, though).
(And as much as I like Jess S, I love the other two girls more, so Jess S has to go home, haha).
And I saw an ad for TAYG and the ad was like, "DROP EVERYTHING! ...except not your pants". And I lol'd. Teehee.
Hamish Blake and Poh are on TAYG on Sunday. lol, Hamish is win.
Andandand guess who's on Before The Game on Saturday?
LUKE BALL.
He's gonna play well on Friday, I know he will. He'll be all like, "SUCK ON THIS, NICK RIEWOLDT!" and throw a pie. That's my Lukey. :P.
Oh and I haven't been watching Sleuth 101 lately. Due to forgetting it's on (because ABC moved it to ABC2 on Sundays, fail whale) and also, the Simpsons being at the same time. /simpsons geek.
Speaking of geeks (or more commonly known as gleeks), it's April and GUESS WHAT COMES ON TV IN APRIL?????????!
Gleeeeeeeee.
With Puck and Finn and Sue (singing Madonna songs, lol. LIKE A VIRGIIIIIIIIIN~) and Rachel and Quin (Finn don't like you no more, haha) and Brittany and Santana (you bitch, Santana, how could you?) and Will and Emma and Artie and Tina andandand you can totally tell I've been on Wikipedia, lolwhut.
(Sorry for the spoilers, guysssssss).
I watched SYTYCDA last night.
It was great, Robbie and Jess S danced as sad clowns. Have you ever seen a sad clown? It was so cuteeeeeee. :D.
(Well, Robbie is always cute. It's hard for him not to be cute).
Anyway, my predictions:
The two people eliminated- Nick and Jess S.
Top 4- Jessie H, Ivy, Robbie and Phillipe.
Winner- Jessie H.
(Yes, this is the first time I have put Phillipe in the Top 4. He's growing on me, like mould).
(I wouldn't mind if Ivy or Robbie win, though).
(And as much as I like Jess S, I love the other two girls more, so Jess S has to go home, haha).
And I saw an ad for TAYG and the ad was like, "DROP EVERYTHING! ...except not your pants". And I lol'd. Teehee.
Hamish Blake and Poh are on TAYG on Sunday. lol, Hamish is win.
Andandand guess who's on Before The Game on Saturday?
LUKE BALL.
He's gonna play well on Friday, I know he will. He'll be all like, "SUCK ON THIS, NICK RIEWOLDT!" and throw a pie. That's my Lukey. :P.
Oh and I haven't been watching Sleuth 101 lately. Due to forgetting it's on (because ABC moved it to ABC2 on Sundays, fail whale) and also, the Simpsons being at the same time. /simpsons geek.
Speaking of geeks (or more commonly known as gleeks), it's April and GUESS WHAT COMES ON TV IN APRIL?????????!
Gleeeeeeeee.
With Puck and Finn and Sue (singing Madonna songs, lol. LIKE A VIRGIIIIIIIIIN~) and Rachel and Quin (Finn don't like you no more, haha) and Brittany and Santana (you bitch, Santana, how could you?) and Will and Emma and Artie and Tina andandand you can totally tell I've been on Wikipedia, lolwhut.
(Sorry for the spoilers, guysssssss).
Saturday, March 6, 2010
MY LIFE.
It was my birthday yesterday. :D.
And some of my friends came over (5 of them) and we ate food, watched movies, and ate pizza. lol.
The movies we watched were: 500 Days of Summer and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.
500 Days of Summer (shortened to 500 SD) was pretty good. Zooey Deschanel is a great actor. It was basically about a guy (Tom) who was in love with a girl (Summer) but Summer didn't really love him back. (Although, she kinda did, in my opinion). And the movie kept jumping back and forth between the days, but that was okay (it reminded me of The Pact by Jodi Picoult, lol).
I don't want to spoil it for you so if you want to know my thoughts on the ending, highlight the next paragraph.
I didn't like how Summer was engaged to another guy yet was flirting with Tom. Rude.
But it was clever how (at the very end), Tom met a girl and was like, "Let's go for the coffee." And the girl was like, "Nooo... Mmyeah." And then, she goes, "Btw~, I'm Autumn." And I lol'd. 'Cause there'll be three other sequels: 500 Days of Autumn, 500 Days of Winter, 500 Days of Spring, etc. ;).
And Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist was a really funny movie. Especially with the chewing gum. lol, the chewing gum had an adventure of its own.
Anyway, Kat Dennings is a really good actor and very funny. We watched the Special Features and Kat's puppet show was epic. Especially the bear.
I would recommend these movies. Totally. :D.
TAYG is on tonight. With Guy Sebastian, Brian Mannix (or something) and Marieke Hardy.
Did anyone watch Sleuth 101 on Friday night? (I presume you creepy stalkers did, I saw you peeking in the window...).
Sleuth 101 was pretty good, although I got the murderer wrong. lolwhut. (I thought it was the owner, idk).
Half the time, I didn't know what was happening. (Probably why I don't work in a hairdresser, teehee).
I liked the Maid Of Honour, she was awesome. The bride was so mean to her. :/.
And I liked the mother-in-law, only because I hated the bride. (Wooo~, thank god she died, hahahaha!).
Anyhoo, bye.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.
And some of my friends came over (5 of them) and we ate food, watched movies, and ate pizza. lol.
The movies we watched were: 500 Days of Summer and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.
500 Days of Summer (shortened to 500 SD) was pretty good. Zooey Deschanel is a great actor. It was basically about a guy (Tom) who was in love with a girl (Summer) but Summer didn't really love him back. (Although, she kinda did, in my opinion). And the movie kept jumping back and forth between the days, but that was okay (it reminded me of The Pact by Jodi Picoult, lol).
I don't want to spoil it for you so if you want to know my thoughts on the ending, highlight the next paragraph.
I didn't like how Summer was engaged to another guy yet was flirting with Tom. Rude.
But it was clever how (at the very end), Tom met a girl and was like, "Let's go for the coffee." And the girl was like, "Nooo... Mmyeah." And then, she goes, "Btw~, I'm Autumn." And I lol'd. 'Cause there'll be three other sequels: 500 Days of Autumn, 500 Days of Winter, 500 Days of Spring, etc. ;).
And Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist was a really funny movie. Especially with the chewing gum. lol, the chewing gum had an adventure of its own.
Anyway, Kat Dennings is a really good actor and very funny. We watched the Special Features and Kat's puppet show was epic. Especially the bear.
I would recommend these movies. Totally. :D.
TAYG is on tonight. With Guy Sebastian, Brian Mannix (or something) and Marieke Hardy.
Did anyone watch Sleuth 101 on Friday night? (I presume you creepy stalkers did, I saw you peeking in the window...).
Sleuth 101 was pretty good, although I got the murderer wrong. lolwhut. (I thought it was the owner, idk).
Half the time, I didn't know what was happening. (Probably why I don't work in a hairdresser, teehee).
I liked the Maid Of Honour, she was awesome. The bride was so mean to her. :/.
And I liked the mother-in-law, only because I hated the bride. (Wooo~, thank god she died, hahahaha!).
Anyhoo, bye.
Say hi to your mum for me, etc etc.
Friday, February 26, 2010
SLEUTH 101.
Um, yes, prepare for a recap.
Because guess why?
I, the awesome detective, got the murderer right. ;).
My first time! (Okay, there's only been 3 episodes but whatever).
I knew it was Hermione (the gf of the victim). She sounded like a bitch and she was all like, "Why, I'm not allergic to nuts, no!" and I'm like, "You liar, why would you lie?"
(She was allergic to nuts, you could tell by the way she made a fuss over *her* donut being taken by someone else and also, by the way her bf was all like, "Wait, don't eat it!" because he knew she was allergic).
And Claire Hooper was the detective and she also got it right. (Although, she had better reasons than mine, I think).
But Claire was awesome. (Actually, I wasn't expecting anything else from her because she's always awesome, lol).
And yeah.
What a great episode.
The victim's name was Cache which was clever because him (and his co-workers) were computer nerds. And the episode's name was "Delete Cache". Get it? They deleted Cache. (Or his gf deleted him, whatev).
Ah, good times.
Speaking of the wonderful Claire Hooper, I mightn't be watching Good News Week on Monday because I will have started uni by then and my nerdy self will be back into study mode (or maybe not. I mightn't feel like studying).
So, all you creepy zombies and mindless stalkers will have to watch it yourselves because my recap will be non-existant. :P.
Because guess why?
I, the awesome detective, got the murderer right. ;).
My first time! (Okay, there's only been 3 episodes but whatever).
I knew it was Hermione (the gf of the victim). She sounded like a bitch and she was all like, "Why, I'm not allergic to nuts, no!" and I'm like, "You liar, why would you lie?"
(She was allergic to nuts, you could tell by the way she made a fuss over *her* donut being taken by someone else and also, by the way her bf was all like, "Wait, don't eat it!" because he knew she was allergic).
And Claire Hooper was the detective and she also got it right. (Although, she had better reasons than mine, I think).
But Claire was awesome. (Actually, I wasn't expecting anything else from her because she's always awesome, lol).
And yeah.
What a great episode.
The victim's name was Cache which was clever because him (and his co-workers) were computer nerds. And the episode's name was "Delete Cache". Get it? They deleted Cache. (Or his gf deleted him, whatev).
Ah, good times.
Speaking of the wonderful Claire Hooper, I mightn't be watching Good News Week on Monday because I will have started uni by then and my nerdy self will be back into study mode (or maybe not. I mightn't feel like studying).
So, all you creepy zombies and mindless stalkers will have to watch it yourselves because my recap will be non-existant. :P.
Friday, February 12, 2010
TV IS AWESOME, HEHE.
CLICK HERE TO ENTER A COMPETITION, OMG. ;).
Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.
Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.
And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.
And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.
I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").
Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.
Well, Sleuth 101 was a good show. :D.
Dave O'Neil was the detective and he had no idea who the murderer was. I thought it was the daughter, whut. Because she was the only one who went in the room, I thought. :/.
Cal Wilson was a good host. She's an awesome ranga, hehe.
And one of the actors was from Thank God You're Here. And I'm like, "I knows you!" because she had acted on Thank God You're Here, lol.
And the AFL started last night (although it was just the NAB cup) but whatev.
I was hoping for Essendon to win (Go Monfries, you good thing!) but noooooo, the not-so-awesome Draft Pick Number 2 had to kick 4 goals or something. :/.
And it rained at the SCG so the cricket match was abandoned. It's funny, West Indies could've won 'cause they bowled Australia out for 225 and Chris Gayle didn't go out in the first over. And the rain stopped them from winning. Haha.
But we didn't get to see much of T-Pain's awesome wicketkeeping skillz. No fair.
And I wanted T-Pain to be all like, "I'M ON A BOAT" but sadly, no.
I'M ON A BOAT, MOFOS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~!
I'm hoping Haddin gets to rest for another match (or maybe ten matches, just saying) so that T-Pain can show his skillz. ;).
Because we all know T-Pain > Haddin. (Although, T-Pain could take a fishing trip with Symonds and be like, "I've got my swim trunks, and my flippie floppies, I'm flippin' burgers~!").
Hehe.
TAYG is on Sunday (with the Nat Bass), Good News Week is on Monday (with the ultra-cute Josh Thomas) and SYTYCDA is on Wednesday (yeah, expect another rant, lolwhut).
:P.
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