THE GLEE PROJECT.

This is Damian.
Damian, meet the readers of my blag.

For all of you who haven't heard, Damian won the Glee Project.
(Well, it was a tie between Samuel and Damian, but I think it's safe to say Damian won.)

He gets to be on SEVEN Glee episodes.
I wonder what character he'll play. He's so cute and lovable. :D
And I wonder if they will have subtitles for him.
His accent is amazing, you guys.
Well, all irish accents are amazing, duh.

And Lindsay gets to be in two episodes of Glee.
YAAAAAY.
She's so adorable.

So excited for Season 3 of Glee.
It starts on Wednesday at 8:30pm.

The only downside is little Sammy Evans won't be there. Whyyyyy. He was the best. THE. BEST. He sang Justin Bieber songs and Friday and he made them good. He dated Quinn, and she was mean and cheated on him, then dated Santana and she was mean and teased his mouth and moved on to Karofsky without telling him, and then Mercedes who probably smashed the windows on his motel room who is a wonderful girl and totally deserved Sam.

Creys.
BUT ENOUGH CRYING, DAMIAN IS HEREEEE. He will make everything good again. He will fill the hole in my heart that Sam has vacated. He will stop all the crying. He will make sure the sun is shining. He will stop me using the lyrics from Songbird and turning them to poo. (Apologies to Fleetwood Mac, sorry, won't happen again.)

Anyhoo, see you next time. :D

Tomorrow is May 21st 2011

What's with the random picture and this random blag post?

WELL. Apparently, according to some crazy people, the Rapture is tomorrow. Yes, we are all going to die, blah blah blah. Everyone is either PARTYING PARTYING PARTYING YEAH or at church asking for forgiveness right now.

(Or, if you're like me, you are sitting at home, trying to figure out how benzal-acetone turns into di-benzal-acetone. And I did. Basically, there's a lot of re-arranging and protons going everywhere but I DID IT. It's probably wrong, though, but oh well.)

Anyway, I don't know why I chose to put that picture at the top, but this blag post has a purpose. Unlike all my other blag posts.

Basically, tomorrow will be a long and tiring day, with some people being sucked upwards, and the rest of us stuck down here, like chewing gum on a carpet.

And I just want to say: Good luck to all you wonderful followers! If I were a god, selecting my army of people that I want to save, I'd choose you. Not just because you consistently view my blag, coming here religiously, reading my stupid rants about stupid TV shows, putting up with my creys over Alex and Sam and other unimportant things.
It's because I like you guys, you're always nice to me, even when I do rant and cry too much about Alex and Sam and other unimportant things.

So, thank you. It's been a pleasure having you all reading my rants, where I cry over unimportant things like Alex and Sam. :)

SPOILER ALERT: THE BIRD DIES.

Yeah, that's right, I spoiled Glee for all you Australian fans. Haha.

I won't say who won at Regionals, but Blaine did a really good performance of Raise Your Glass and it was amazing and yeah. Not that I watched the episode, okay, I saw a promo on Channel 10. :P

And Santana sings this kick-ass song called Trouty Mouth, which she wrote for her boyfriend, Sam.
I know it's really cruel to tease Sam and his big mouth, but it's funny. Whatever. I'm a heartless person, but my Sammy Evans still loves me, right? RIGHT?!

Anyway, HUNGER GAMES.
They've chosen a Katniss for the movie. Some blonde actor named Jennifer Lawrence. Anyone know her? Good, 'cause I don't. :/


A photo of Sam and someone's drawing of Peeta. THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE. NONE.
Suzanne Collins probably based her character on Chord Overstreet/Sam Evans. She's probably a massive Gleek and spends Saturday nights at home, having Glee marathons and stroking her cat.

And you may think I'm totally making this up, but I can relate some of the characters in Hunger Games to some characters on Glee. Not even joking. And no, I do not have too much time on my hands.

• Katniss = Rachel. They can both sing REALLY WELL, have brown hair, both are strong independent girls, etc etc.
• Peeta = Sam. Blonde hair, not afraid to be seen as dorky, both are in love with a girl and would do anything for her to love them back (I know Fabrevans is over, but just sit back down and stop interrupting), likes painting (colour me mine!), etc.
• Effie Trinkett = April Rhodes. One of Effie's main quotes is "May the odds be ever in your favour!" And in the song that April sung on Glee, it pretty much has that line. And they are both bubbly, happy people, and I'm sure Kristin Chenoweth wouldn't mind wearing a pink wig. :P
• Gale = Puck. Hard to explain, but yes, Gale is a badass mofo who f*cks every girl he meets. Okay, fine, this isn't true. But Gale has kissed a lot of girls, and he did/does love Katniss. But she doesn't/didn't love him back in the same way, even though they were both from "the Seam". And Puck wanted to get with Rachel in the Mash-Up episode, but Rachel wasn't keen, even though they were both Jews.
• Cinna = Kurt. Both love fashion and makeovers, and I have a hunch that Cinna is gay. Just a hunch, though.
  
• President Snow = Sue. EVIL, SO EVILLLL. But kind of cool too.
  
• Haymitch = Will Schuester. President Snow killed all Haymitch's loved ones (including the girl he loved) and now he's alone. He now spends his Saturday nights wasted. YES, I JUST RELATED HAYMITCH TO WILL, WHAT OF IT?
  
• Foxface = Quinn. Sneaky, sneaky, and very smart. Ha. :P
• Finnick = Jesse St James. "You're my girlfriend and I want to know all your secrets" = "Have a sugar cubes and tell me all your secrets". They are twins, okay! Sexy and stunning twins. Blahhh.
• Octavia, Venia, Flavius = Santana and Brittany. All of them care about their looks, and like to gossip and talk.
  

That's all I've got. :P
See you next time, you horrible stalkers!

GLEE AND UNI.

Glee.
Yes, I am blogging about it again. :P
But as uni is back next week, I may not blog much. So sorry to all you disappointed stalkers. I'll still be on Twitter, you may follow me there. ;)

Anyway, next week on Glee, it's the best episode of all time where Sam (the guy in the picture above) sings a Justin Bieber song. :)
And Sue joins the Glee Club.
Lauren Z sings a solo.
Santana continues her evil ways and breaks up Quinn and Sam, so that she can have Sam. :/

My thoughts on last night's episode:

• Rachel, Mercedes and Kurt's sleepover. Epic win. :D. I totally wish I was there.
• Santana giving mono (the kissing disease) to Finn and Quinn. Ha! Serves them right. Finn, being all arrogant and pretentious, and Quinn, being queen bitch.
• Lauren Z not wanting to date Puck. Why couldn't Puck choose a good song to sing? When he was trying to win Mercedes, he sung a epic jazz song and it was epic and Mercedes loved it. With Lauren Z, he chooses Fat Bottomed Girls and says he loves her fattiness. What even.
• Rachel. She sang Firework. She gave up on boys and decided to focus on being a star. Good on you, Rachel! Four for you, Rachel, go you good thing. :)
• Blaine. He really does suck at romance. Whut.

Cool.

I got my uni timetable today (yay!) and it's pretty good.Although, on Thursday, I has stuff from 8am till 6pm. Good one, uni. Fabulous, I'm so excited, I'm about to wet my pants.

Gross.

GLEE.

What do you call those things... you know, where you do things and achieve goals and have hobbies and stuff?
Oh, that's it- A LIFE. Yeah, I need one of those. Are they on special at Coles? Do any of you know where to get one? Thanks, much appreciated. :)

Anyway, GLEE.
It was AMAZING.
I can see why 26 million people in the USA watching this episode. :)

The mash-up of Thriller and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song was so good.
The girls joining the football team was very brave and exciting. At one point, Tina ran out to grab the ball and she got smashed into the ground. :(
But she was okay. :)

And Quinn, Brittany and Santana quitting the cheerios.
HAHAHA.
Take that, Sue! Serves you right for wanting to shoot my Brit out of a cannon and probably kill her!
:P.

So exciting.
Can't wait for next week, the Kissing Booth, the sleepover, Sam "I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb", etc etc.

And then, and then, and then, THE NEXT WEEK IS THE JUSTIN BIEBER EPISODE!!111!!
(Wow, I wonder how many followers I will lose with the above sentence...)

Anyway, Sam sings Baby by Justin Bieber (which, as I found out a few days ago, has more lyrics than just "baby baby baby oh" and a whole rapping part) and then the some of the other boys want to form a Justin Bieber tribute band with Sam. :D.


And Lauren Z sings a solo!! Yay. But she gets nervous so she pictures the Glee Club members in their underwear. :P

GLEE.

Yeah, I know you guys don't like me blogging about Glee, but my therapist told me that it's good to write everything down... so here goes:

I watched the Christmas episode of Glee last night.
Yeah, I realise it is February, but whatever. :P
The best part about it: The episode only contained songs that I'd never heard of before. Like, Glee could've just chosen well-known songs like Jingle Bells or Deck The Halls, but that would've been a little cliche and predictable. :P

My thoughts:
Artie and Brittany. So cute.
Brittany still believes in Santa (!) and when she sat on Santa's knee, she wanted Artie to walk. Aw.
And Beiste (the football coach) put her husky voice to good use, and played Santa, convincing Brittany that it was impossible to get Artie to walk again.

And then, Brittany was all upset, so Beiste bought her something that allowed Artie to walk.
(It was called Re-Walk or something.)

Anyway, it was so sweet, watching Artie walking and Brittany so happy.
But what I want to know: HOW DID BEISTE AFFORD IT?
She's a teacher. Wait, not even a teacher-- a football coach. Seriously.

If football coaches were rich, Emma would've been more happy to marry Ken.
(No, seriously. Ken could've bought an awesome fast car and taken Emma for a wild ride, and then taken her to see Rocky Horror, and then bought red and green grapes to mix in a bowl together.)

Whatever.
Moving on.

Rachel and Finn.
It was so sad, when Rachel sang Last Christmas by Wham. Finn was so mean, being all like, "I've had two girlfriends in the past two years, and they've both cheated on me!"

Crybaby. Drama queen. :(Aww. ;)

Rachel was so cute. Yeah, she might be annoying and talk a lot, but she's probably one of my favourite characters. Don't judge me. :P

Kurt and Blaine.
They were so adorable singing together.
I hope they end up together. Perfect couple. :).

Sam.
"I want chapstick. Lots and lots of chapstick".

Lauren Z.
"I want Puckerman to love me. He's such a fox. ...Oh and some sweet potato fries."

That's it.
(I also watching Good News Week. Josh Thomas was epic.)

GLEE.

As well as blogging about cricket, I also blog a lot about Glee.

In the picture above is Sam. He's so cute, omg. :P
And Rachel is on the left, with her eyes covered by the "Extra" sign.
But yeah, Sam is one of my favourite characters, despite the fact that I probably like every character on Glee. Whatev.

I really can't wait for January 31st, when Channel 10 will FINALLY show the Glee episodes that have been shown in America, but not Australia.
(There's like two or three episodes that Australia hasn't seen yet. I feel so behind.)

Fun facts/spoilers on new episodes of Glee:

• Santana and Sam start dating. And by "dating", I mean Santana's version of dating. ;).
• Sam sings a Justin Bieber song for Quinn, and she doesn't like it, so all the boys start singing Justin Bieber. Hahahahaha, lol. :P

etc etc.
Can't remember anything else, or maybe I only know the spoilers that involve Sam.
WHATEVER.