WINNING.

So, I woke up today, feeling like P.Diddy, brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack, logged onto Twitter (ha, suck it, Ke$ha) and noticed NINE PEOPLE had requested to follow my Twitter account.
NINE.

My first thought was that this is some kind of joke that some horrible person is playing on me. I mean, who would want to read my boring tweets?

But I still accepted all the requests (as a nice person would) and as you can see below, I has 101 followers. (Just look at the picture, don't go to my actual Twitter account. These 9 people may have already unfollowed me, realising that my tweets are as boring as watching grass grow.)

I'm awesome, okay. Despite that this may be a horrible cruel joke, I don't care. I'm awesome. :P

Continuing on with the awesomeness, Collingwood managed to beat a defiant Essendon by 30 points. Essendon kept challenging and kicking goals, but Collingwood responded well. :)

And Scotty Pendlebury kicked the last goal, after the siren, and everyone rushed in to congratulate him, as you can see below. GROUP HUGGGGG!!111!

Congratulate him on what, I hear you ask. Well, these Collingwood players, they know how the voting on the ANZAC Day medal works, and well, it's quite easy to pick who would get it. Pendlebury: 34 touches, 3 goals, ARE YOU READING THIS UMPIRES? Damn straight. The ANZAC Day medal isn't the only medal I want to see around Scotty's neck at the end of the year.

And yeah. Good times. ;)

YEAH~!

Check out this awesome website. Turn your sound up, lol.
Yeah, if you like the start of the song Bad Romance by Lady Gaga, then you should totally click the link. ;).

Anyhoo, I went to my first day of Orientation today.
We had a welcome thing where the lecturer/professor people talked to us and told us about Monash and stuff.
And then, we split into groups (of about 20 or something) and had a tour around the Science faculty.
After the tour, there was an info session where they told us more about lectures and stuff. Y'know.

And then, they had a barbeque and I ate, like, two sausages and had a can of drink. :D.
I saw four of my friends from high school (who were all doing science-y type subjects) and so I mainly chatted with them.
Hehe.

And I met two people who were from the country or something and they were staying on campus. (The queue for the sausages was REALLY long so I got to meet other people, y'know).

Ah, good times.
Oh and when I was on the bus, some person came on and gave us all these awesome toothbrushes which you can use wherever or whenever. They were pretty cool. (Only for single use, though. Like, you can't use it multiple times).

And yeah.
My actual lectures/classes start next week. Scary. :/.

AND TAYG WAS ON LAST NIGHT. It deserves caps lock because it is an awesome show. And also, shows that I'm shouting to you to go and watch it. :P.