GLEE.

What do you call those things... you know, where you do things and achieve goals and have hobbies and stuff?
Oh, that's it- A LIFE. Yeah, I need one of those. Are they on special at Coles? Do any of you know where to get one? Thanks, much appreciated. :)

Anyway, GLEE.
It was AMAZING.
I can see why 26 million people in the USA watching this episode. :)

The mash-up of Thriller and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs song was so good.
The girls joining the football team was very brave and exciting. At one point, Tina ran out to grab the ball and she got smashed into the ground. :(
But she was okay. :)

And Quinn, Brittany and Santana quitting the cheerios.
HAHAHA.
Take that, Sue! Serves you right for wanting to shoot my Brit out of a cannon and probably kill her!
:P.

So exciting.
Can't wait for next week, the Kissing Booth, the sleepover, Sam "I'm pretty, but I ain't dumb", etc etc.

And then, and then, and then, THE NEXT WEEK IS THE JUSTIN BIEBER EPISODE!!111!!
(Wow, I wonder how many followers I will lose with the above sentence...)

Anyway, Sam sings Baby by Justin Bieber (which, as I found out a few days ago, has more lyrics than just "baby baby baby oh" and a whole rapping part) and then the some of the other boys want to form a Justin Bieber tribute band with Sam. :D.


And Lauren Z sings a solo!! Yay. But she gets nervous so she pictures the Glee Club members in their underwear. :P

GLEE.

Yeah, I know you guys don't like me blogging about Glee, but my therapist told me that it's good to write everything down... so here goes:

I watched the Christmas episode of Glee last night.
Yeah, I realise it is February, but whatever. :P
The best part about it: The episode only contained songs that I'd never heard of before. Like, Glee could've just chosen well-known songs like Jingle Bells or Deck The Halls, but that would've been a little cliche and predictable. :P

My thoughts:
Artie and Brittany. So cute.
Brittany still believes in Santa (!) and when she sat on Santa's knee, she wanted Artie to walk. Aw.
And Beiste (the football coach) put her husky voice to good use, and played Santa, convincing Brittany that it was impossible to get Artie to walk again.

And then, Brittany was all upset, so Beiste bought her something that allowed Artie to walk.
(It was called Re-Walk or something.)

Anyway, it was so sweet, watching Artie walking and Brittany so happy.
But what I want to know: HOW DID BEISTE AFFORD IT?
She's a teacher. Wait, not even a teacher-- a football coach. Seriously.

If football coaches were rich, Emma would've been more happy to marry Ken.
(No, seriously. Ken could've bought an awesome fast car and taken Emma for a wild ride, and then taken her to see Rocky Horror, and then bought red and green grapes to mix in a bowl together.)

Whatever.
Moving on.

Rachel and Finn.
It was so sad, when Rachel sang Last Christmas by Wham. Finn was so mean, being all like, "I've had two girlfriends in the past two years, and they've both cheated on me!"

Crybaby. Drama queen. :(Aww. ;)

Rachel was so cute. Yeah, she might be annoying and talk a lot, but she's probably one of my favourite characters. Don't judge me. :P

Kurt and Blaine.
They were so adorable singing together.
I hope they end up together. Perfect couple. :).

Sam.
"I want chapstick. Lots and lots of chapstick".

Lauren Z.
"I want Puckerman to love me. He's such a fox. ...Oh and some sweet potato fries."

That's it.
(I also watching Good News Week. Josh Thomas was epic.)

GLEE!

Okay.
This may seem like a long and boring blog post but whatever. :P

I watched the Glee episode, where they went to Sectionals (in Season 2).
Because Kurt left McKinley High to go to an all-boys boarding school, I thought I mightn't enjoy this episode.

But oh my god.
It was amazing.
Rachel and Kurt were all pissed off, because they couldn't get to sing a solo for their respective schools at Sectionals. So, they bonded over that and became friends. :)

And then, Rachel found out that Finn had slept with Santana. So, they broke up and Puck came along to have a "make-out" session with Rachel. Hahaha.
Then, Rachel told Finn about what she did with Puck, and Finn was all angry and everything and they broke up again. Seriously.

Finn and Santana did way more than what Rachel and Puck ever did. Even with the Run Joey Run and Sweet Caroline and whatever. FINN HAS NO RIGHT TO BE ANGRY. If he continues with this, he'll end up like Will. ALONE.

Speaking of which, Emma and Carl. They got married. (In Las Vegas! Yay.)
I'm okay with them getting married, but why were they kissing and eating each other's faces off in Emma's office???
WHAT EVEN.
Emma, you are at WORK. Due to your obsessive compulsive-ness, your office has a sparkling clear window which looks on to the corridor. Everyone can see your snogging, and it's gross. Get a room. Preferably one without windows. :(.

Moving on.
When Kurt left the Glee Club at McKinley High, there were only 11 members left. They needed 12 for Sectionals.
So, Puck went around the school to find the 12th member. After a big adventure and ending up in a portable toilet, he found Lauren Ziziesshjf. (I don't know her surname, lol. We'll just call her "Lauren Z" for now.)

"This is totally going to get Robert Pattinson's attention~"

Anyway, Lauren Z joined the Glee Club, despite not even liking show choirs.
But she is so much alike with me!
We both love eating chocolate, are both fat, and have the same first 4 letters of our name. :P
(Except she can dance and sing, and I can't.)

And when the Glee Club members were all fighting in the Green Room before they performed, Lauren Z was just sitting there eating a chocolate bar saying, "BEST. GREENROOM. EVER."
Omg. :D.

Anyway, I can't wait for next week. It's the Christmas episode of Glee. Yes, that's right, CHRISTMAS. In February.
Oh well. Better late than never, eh? :P