TV SHOWS.

So, yesterday, I was watching The Bounce.
For those who don't know, it is a new footy show on Channel 7. Hosted by Peter Helliar (aka Strauchanieeeeeeeeeeeee!).
Now, considering that I miss Rove and really want him back, I need another TV show to enjoy, y'know.

So, I watched The Bounce.
Good thing: RICHO RICHO MAAAAAN, I WANNA BE A RICH-- um, yes, Richo was on there. He was so funny. ;).
Bad thing: Leigh Matthews. YOU ARE BORING EVERYONE, BORING! I don't care about your ~awesomeness~ in 1990! That was 20 years ago, you are not awesome anymore. Get with the times!

Anyway, another boring thing: They went through all the games being played this weekend and talked on and on about it. Whut. And at least Richo made some quips during this, because Leigh Matthews didn't. He was talking in his ~boring~ voice. :/.

And sometimes the audience would laugh at something on a segment, and I'd be like, "Noooo! That wasn't funny, go away. Did you have too much laughing gas today?" Crazy people.

And in the newspaper and stuff, The Bounce got described as "Rove meets Before The Game" and "a family show".
Well, just to mention, Rove was (oh god, why the past tense?) not a family show. Channel 10 put it on at 9:30pm! Kiddies don't stay up till 10:30pm! ...Or do they?
Anyhoo, the similarities with Rove and The Bounce: a monologue at the start by the host, funny segments, and live audience.
Differences: A LOT. There was no Rove (as in the guy, you know that awesome guy that would constantly make me laugh and I blogged about a lot?). And some segments just weren't funny (unlike Rove, where EVERYTHING is funny).

And Pete was a good host and all, but he needs a catchphrase at the end or something. Like, Rove says, "Say hi to your mum for me" which is quirky and fun. And Cal Wilson and Shaun Micallef say quirky things at the end, like, "I am, and hopefully in the future, [insert name here], goodnight!" Whatever. It concludes the show. Wraps things up nicely.
Pete should say something like, "Smell you laterz" or "Say hi to MY mum for me". I don't know, I fail at quirkiness.

Oh and at the end of the show, they had a Punk'd-style segment featuring Nick Maxwell and Steele "Rusty" Sidebottom. I was all like, "Omgomgomgomgomg~!" And then, it wasn't funny. I didn't get it. It was just about Nick Maxwell selling some Collingwood merchandise to some eager fans and Rusty was all like, "... Don't take my thongs!" and Nick went away for a minute and then, the police came and Rusty was like, "?" and Nick came back and was like, "Um, whut" and Peter Helliar came and was like, "Hahahahahahaha" and Rusty was like, "Oh, okay. Hahahahahahahaha" and then, they were all like, "Hahahahahahaha" and I was like, "?"

Anyway, while I was watching the Bounce (it went to 8:30pm), SYTYCDA was on and I missed the first 30 minutes. Now, at first, I thought, "Who cares? SYTYCDA is boring, and I won't miss my favourites because I like most of the dancers, lol."
So, y'know what they did? They put Jessie H and Robbie, Matt and Carly, dancing FIRST. Whut. Oh no they didn't! My four favourites and I missed them. FAIL. And the rest of the show was boring, except Ivy and Kieran. (And they weren't dancing together, ugh).

So yeah. Hopefully, the Bounce is better next week.
In the meantime, Before The Game is on Saturday (wooooo~) and TAYG and Sleuth 101 on Sunday. ;).
In conclusion, I want Rove back. Sadface.

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LOOOOOOOOONG WEEKENDS ARE AWESOMEEEE.
If you didn't realise, I have no school tomorrow!

ROVEEEE is on tonight! ^___^
With Ben Lee and that comedian guy and Haydo and Carrie and Pete and Hughesy and Hamish and Andy (who is related to Ben Lee).
ALSO: SYTYCDA is on tooo. WITH MARY MURPHY AS A GUEST JUDGE.
I seriously need earplugs.
My prediction: BJ and Gianne will be on the "hot tamale train".
idk.

I had a chocolate fountain at my party on Friday.
It was SO AWESOMEEEEE.
^_____^

Oh and Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel are in the NAB Grand Final. D:
So, it'll be DALE THOMAS vs JIMMY BARTEL.
The winner shall be loved by MEEEEEEEE. The loser shall be showered in mud and hatred. (But if Dale Thomas loses, he shall be loved also).

ROVE AND SYTYCDA AND LILY ALLEN AND SPARKLY SHOES AND HAYDOOOO.

I watched Roveee last night.
They talked about Twitter!!!!111
And when Lily Allen came on, Myf was saying how she following Lily on Twitter.
And I'm like, "MEEEE TOOOOOOOO!"

ILOVELILYALLEN.
She was SO CUTEEEEE.
When she answered the ~big question~, she was all like, "I find happiness with God watching over me. At work, at home, on the toilet. Actually, God, maybe I need a little privacy."
And Pete was like, "DID SHE JUST CALL THE LORD A PERVERT?!"

lmfao.
I loved how Lily said "privacy".
She said it how Jamie Oliver would say it. I wonder how she pronounces "anchovies".

OH AND LILY HAD ~GORGEOUS~ SHOES ON. They were all sparkly and OMG-so-pretty. Myf and Carrie were like drooling over them.
And I was like, "I WANT THEM NAO!"

And also: I watched SYTYCDA. Penny was wearing this awesome green dress. And then, at the end, Charlie kissed her. And I'm like, "AWWWWW! ^_^"
Oh and Lamb wore a pretty red dress and danced to Kelly Clarkson's new song. ^_____^

They were all BRILLIANT dancers last night. My favourite would have to be BJ and Gianne. idk. And I liked E-man, Talia (preeeeeeeeetty name), Damien, Amy (IF U SEEK AMYYYY) and Kat. D:

AND YEAHHH.
P.S. Haydo would make a good ice-cream man. He can come down my street ~ANYTIME.