WINNING.

So, I woke up today, feeling like P.Diddy, brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack, logged onto Twitter (ha, suck it, Ke$ha) and noticed NINE PEOPLE had requested to follow my Twitter account.
NINE.

My first thought was that this is some kind of joke that some horrible person is playing on me. I mean, who would want to read my boring tweets?

But I still accepted all the requests (as a nice person would) and as you can see below, I has 101 followers. (Just look at the picture, don't go to my actual Twitter account. These 9 people may have already unfollowed me, realising that my tweets are as boring as watching grass grow.)

I'm awesome, okay. Despite that this may be a horrible cruel joke, I don't care. I'm awesome. :P

Continuing on with the awesomeness, Collingwood managed to beat a defiant Essendon by 30 points. Essendon kept challenging and kicking goals, but Collingwood responded well. :)

And Scotty Pendlebury kicked the last goal, after the siren, and everyone rushed in to congratulate him, as you can see below. GROUP HUGGGGG!!111!

Congratulate him on what, I hear you ask. Well, these Collingwood players, they know how the voting on the ANZAC Day medal works, and well, it's quite easy to pick who would get it. Pendlebury: 34 touches, 3 goals, ARE YOU READING THIS UMPIRES? Damn straight. The ANZAC Day medal isn't the only medal I want to see around Scotty's neck at the end of the year.

And yeah. Good times. ;)

YAY.

This is my Twitter page currently (and by "currently", I mean as I'm typing this now. By the time you read this, those figures above may have changed).
Basically, if you looked at the line with "Following Followers Listed", it goes 1 2 8 8 2 1.
Yeah.
I know right.
Pretty awesome.
MLIA.
(I will probably never follow anyone again, never accept anyone's request again, and never be listed in a list EVER AGAIN as I don't not want to change these figures).
(I am a loser. I already know that).
(Omg).
(Say hi to your mum for me!).

MMMWHATCHUSAYYYYYY.

Last night, I saw my friend's dog, Timmy. HE WAS SO CUTEEEEEE. And we went on Omegle and my friend was writing random stuff to the random strangers. It is so addictive. ^____^



And this morning, I watched SYTYCDA and Rove as I taped them last night.

Favourite performance of the night: BJ and Talia dancing to Dead And Gone by Justin Timberlake and T.I.

Funniest part of the night: Matt in the Hat and his quirkiness.

Favourite part of the night: Napoleon and Tabitha choreographing BJ & Talia's routine AS WELL AS Charlie & Kat's routine.

Best costume: Kat and Charlie's costume in the SECOND routine. (They wore RED and did the tango).

Top 4 should be: BJ (definitely), Talia, Kat and Charlie.



I also watched Rove.

Funniest parts: ALL OF IT. In particular:

• When Rove said, "It smells like when you lick your hand and rub it." Cut to me, licking my hand and rubbing it.


• When Hughesy talked about Twitter. ILY, HUGHESY. I follow you.


• In K-Rudd segment, K-Rudd was ~twittering~! ILY TOO, K-RUDD.


• The Grates.


• That comedian whose name I can't spell. SHE WAS HILARIOUS. D:


• Haydo in the ad break and also, when he played tennis.


• Me, when I was bored, and I started singing, "MMMWHATCHU SAYYYY..."


• Rove asked Glenn Robbins, "What's with the two n's in Glenn?" And Glenn goes, "What's with the v in Rove?" ZING!


• The James Mathison tribute at the end. Whut. The. Hell. I NEVER NOTICED JAMES MATHISON'S BIG EYES THAT DON'T BLINK. How did I miss that? ;_;


• Carrie Bickmore explaining that she locked her keys in the car WITH HER 18-MONTH-OLD BABY. And she was like, "I'm a bad mother." And I'm like, "Oh, Carrie, you can be my mother any day." And Rove was like, "Yeah, once I went outside and the front door closed. And my cat was staring at me from inside the house. Why won't it understand me and open the door?"


• The fact that Adam Hills is on Rove next week. SCORE! Prosthetic leg stories FTW.


• Ryan Shelton is also on Rove next week. ^_________^ ILY, RYAN.


• Also, New Zealand's Kochie saying that girls having moustaches is wrong. Whut. Why?

So, how was everybody else's day? Anything exci-- MMM WHATCHU SAYYY.

ROVE AND SYTYCDA AND LILY ALLEN AND SPARKLY SHOES AND HAYDOOOO.

I watched Roveee last night.
They talked about Twitter!!!!111
And when Lily Allen came on, Myf was saying how she following Lily on Twitter.
And I'm like, "MEEEE TOOOOOOOO!"

ILOVELILYALLEN.
She was SO CUTEEEEE.
When she answered the ~big question~, she was all like, "I find happiness with God watching over me. At work, at home, on the toilet. Actually, God, maybe I need a little privacy."
And Pete was like, "DID SHE JUST CALL THE LORD A PERVERT?!"

lmfao.
I loved how Lily said "privacy".
She said it how Jamie Oliver would say it. I wonder how she pronounces "anchovies".

OH AND LILY HAD ~GORGEOUS~ SHOES ON. They were all sparkly and OMG-so-pretty. Myf and Carrie were like drooling over them.
And I was like, "I WANT THEM NAO!"

And also: I watched SYTYCDA. Penny was wearing this awesome green dress. And then, at the end, Charlie kissed her. And I'm like, "AWWWWW! ^_^"
Oh and Lamb wore a pretty red dress and danced to Kelly Clarkson's new song. ^_____^

They were all BRILLIANT dancers last night. My favourite would have to be BJ and Gianne. idk. And I liked E-man, Talia (preeeeeeeeetty name), Damien, Amy (IF U SEEK AMYYYY) and Kat. D:

AND YEAHHH.
P.S. Haydo would make a good ice-cream man. He can come down my street ~ANYTIME.