MORE FANFICNESS.

~FANFIC~

Me and my bffl, Mitchie, were sitting on my front porch, bored.

"What shall we do~?" I asked, "I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED."

Mitchie stretched out his legs. "Mmm... I don't know," he mumbled.

"Idk either. D'URGG. D'URGGG. D'URGGG," I said, fierceeeely.

"D'urggg, lol," Mitchie reiterated.

Suddenly, we heard music. Mitchie stood up and watched as a van drove down our street.

As soon as I saw the van, I leaped up and squealed, "I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, I LIKE HOME ICE-CREAM, THE NAME THAT RINGS A BELLLLLLL!"

The ice-cream van stopped and the driver, Haydo, leaned out his window.

"Hello, ma'am. Fancy an ice-cream?" Haydo said.

"Mmhmm," I said, reaching into my pocket for some cash, "A chocolate one, plz. And also: I loveeeeee you, Haydo~!"

Haydo took my money and smiled and handed me a chocolate ice-cream.

Mitchie also gave Haydo some money and asked for a vanilla ice-cream.

We waved goodbye as Haydo drove awayy.

We sat on the front porch again eating ice-creams.

"Oh, how I loveeeee ice-creams~!" I squealed.

"Me too," Mitchie agreed.

We licked our ice-creams in silence.

This was an excellent day! ^_________^

"Mitchie, we should eat ice-creams more often," I commented.

"Uh huh. It would stop you throwing pies/tomatoes at everyone," Mitchie replied, smiling.

I smiled toooooooooo.

THE END~!

Haydo would make a good ice-cream man.

He reminds me a bit of Otto Mann.

Similarities between Otto and Haydo: Long-ish hair, quirky, fun, funny, awesomeeeee, and MOARRR.

HAI~!

I finished reading Adam Gilchrist's book. ^________^
It was awesomeeeee.
I know ALL about his life now.
Maybe Dale Thomas should write a book. Oh, wait, I already know his life - I read his blog. LOL.

For the billionth time, I do not stalk Dale Thomas. >_>

NOM NOM NOM.
Today, I did my Maths homework.
YES, I AM A NEEEEEEEERD. 8-]

I can't wait till tomorrow because Roveeeeeeeeee and SYTYCDA are on TV. My favourite dancers would have to be: Damien, Amy (LOVE ME HATE ME, lmao), BJ, Kat, Danny (I still believe he is gay, stfu), E-man and Talia.
There are heaps more that I like but I have only watched two shows (Top 18 Performances and Top 18 Results Show) so I don't know many of the dancers.
Everyone says how likeable Gianne is, so I think she'll end up as my favourite sometime soon. D:

As for Roveeeeee (who has to have many e's following his name), I liked the old format of the show better than the one this year. But it's still funny - how can Rove NOT be funny?
If you looked up "funny" or "hilarious" or "side-splitting-laughter" or "I-just-wet-my-pants-because-I-laughed-too-hard", you'd find a picture of Rove and Carrie and Pete and Haydo and Ryan and anyone else I've forgotten.

This blog post has turned into one of those where I go, "I'M BORED WITH MY LIFE, SO I'LL TELL YOU THE EVENTS WITH A YAWN AND FORTY WINKS FOR THE READERS."

Yes, I am weird. I agree with you.

D'URGGGG.

MY RANT ON STUFF.

SUP, Y'ALL.
I'll post my thoughts on hereeee since I can't spam Twitter or my Twitter Followers will murder me.
My older bro has friends over and they are watching Zack & Miri Make A Porno.
UGH.
And I have to listen to it?
NUH UH.
I hate that movie. Well, I have never seen it but seriously, it ISN'T my type of movie.
It is rated R. Which says, loud and clear, nudity.
idk.
Btw~, I'm sorry Miri (if you are reading this), I know you and Zafron worked hard making that porno but I don't want to watch it. No offence.

In the meantime, I want to see He's Just Not That Into You. Justin Long is in it. ^______^
Oh, I love those Mac vs PC ads. D:

Now, back to my rant on pornos.
The only porno I would watch is of Dale Thomas. HAI, DALE THOMAS, IF YOU ARE READING~! DON'T WORRY, I ONLY WATCH YOU SLEEP. >_>

And yeah. The Simpsons is on nao.
A SIMPSONS PORNO WOULD BE NICE, Y/Y?
In the Simpsons Movie, we got to see Bart's dick. ^_____^
WAIT, WHUT?

FANFICNESS.

Okay, I s'pose I've blogged about the cricket for WAAAAAAAY too long, right?
Time to get back to what everyone loves: AFL.
At the moment, the NAB Cup is on: Round 2.
Collingwood beat Richmond last night. Wait, "beat" isn't an appropriate word. Let me think. THRASHED is an appropriate word. ^_______^

Dale Thomas > Ben Cousins.
NOM NOM NOM.

ALSO: I won competition. And guess what me won?
A personal patch of tomatoes (I don't need any moarrr pies, lmao) and two books (Surf Sisters by Laurine Croasdale and some other book by some author idk).
I just realised if you took the "Croas" out of "Croasdale" then you'd have DALEEEEEEEEEEEE!
/iamweird

ALSO X2: On my ~scientific~ calculator, it says DAL. So I added an E. So, now I call my calculator "Dale". ^________^ ROFL.
Oh and I bought 6 cookies at Subway today. idk. I'm a pig. >_>

~FANFIC~ (I'm bored, stfu)
One day, me and my bffl, Mitchie, went shopping.
We were planning on going to Big W when we got sidetracked. They were giving out free candy.
So, me and Mitchie went to clean our sweet teeth with some lollies.
But guess who was standing in the way of the lollies?
Ben "Druggie" Cousins.
"Excuse me, but those lollies look like ecstasy pills. Mind if I..." Ben was saying.
"NOOO. THEY ARE CANDY," said the guy who was giving out lollies.
Meanwhile, everyone else in the queue were screaming, "GET OUT THE WAY! OTHER PEEPS WANT FREE LOLLIES TOO, Y'KNOW!"
Mitchie looked at Laura. "Go on. Be fierceeeeee," he said.
Laura didn't need someone to tell her. She stomped through the crowd, her red boots clacking on the tiles.
"YOU FOOTY-WRECKING BITCH!" Laura yelled at Ben Cousins.
Ben Cousins looked bewildered. "Excuse me?" D'urggg.
"YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTINUE PLAYING FOOTY WITH AN UGLY TATTOO AND STEAL MY LOLLIES?" Laura said, fierceeeeeely.
"Uhm..." D'urg. D'urg. D'urg.
"JUST GET OUT OR I'LL MAKE YOU," Laura added, in a fierceeee tone.
Ben Cousins just stood there. Laura gave him the fierceeeeeeeeeeeest stare she could muster.
Mitchie just stood quietly at Laura's side.
"Why isn't he moving?" Mitchie whispered to Laura.
"BECAUSE HE IS A MORON, THAT'S WHY!" And she threw a massive tomato at Ben Cousins' ugly head. "TAKE THAT!"
Ben Cousins ran away. Everyone in the crowd ran to get the lollies and cheer Laura's fierceeeeeness.
THE END~!

TOMATOES > PIES.
Okay, not really. But oh well. Tell me what you think. D:

STUFF.

We watched Time To Kill in Religion.
It was violent. I had to close my eyes for some of it. >_>
Anywayz, the bell rang so we didn't see the ending. And I wanted to know how it ended. But nooooooooooooooooo, we have to wait until next Friday. ;_;
ALSO: two of the characters (Jake and Sandra Bullock) were about to kiss but then, Jake turned his head away. EPIC FAIL. STFU, JAKE!

Anyhoo, I read some moarrr of Adam Gilchrist's book.
He and the team went on a ~boot camp~ in 2006 (just before the Ashes).
And the trainer/leader/Commando was like, "Put your dependent medication on your luggage."
So MHuss goes to put his asthma puffer on his luggage. And then, Warnie steps forward and puts a whole heap of cigarettes on his luggage. And everyone just laughs because Warnie can't live without his cigarettes. IHATEWARNIE. No offence.

Oh and Brett Lee is always well-dressed and stuff. And on the boot camp, they all settled down to sleep. And then, a stun grenade went off so they all had to move. And BLee had hung his clothes out to dry for the night. So, he had to get all his clothes and fold them away neatly 'cause they couldn't leave anything behind. ^_________^
ILOVEBRETTLEE.

Funny story: Adam Gilchrist came off the field after making a bad score. And he got angry, chucked his pads (No, not those pads, girls. Cricket pads) in the bin and was like, "I DON'T WANNA PLAY ONE DAY MATCHES ANYMOARRRR. ;_; I HATE THIS GAMEEEE."
And I was like, "TANTRUM!" lmfao.

ANOTHER FUNNY STORY: Before BLee got into the Australian Cricket Team, he wanted to be a musician. So, he made a CD, with his band, called Six & Out. And some burglars stole heaps of CD's from BLee's car EXCEPT for the CD called Six & Out. So, his musician career kinda failed. POORLITTLEBRETTYYY.

Speaking of Brett, I love Kath & Kim.
"BRETT, WOULD YOU LYK SOME PASHI-ONAAA?" ~Kim~
"LOOK AT MOIIIII!" ~Kath~
"Epponnee stop whinging, it's mummie's turn now!" Obviously ~Kim~
ILOVEKIM. roflmao.

/randommusings

CRICKET.

SUP, Y'ALL?
It feels like AAAAAGES since I blogged.
I'm pretty sure Mitchie plays today. South Africa will probs do one of their ~WORLD RECORD~ (see: Australian cricket team tour South Africa in 2006) tricks. UGH.
And JPDuminy will be all like, "SUP, AUSTRALIA? HOW YOU LYKIN' THE RAIN??"
LOLWHUT?

Ah, good times.
Anyhoo, Mitchie shall beat the crap out of JPDuminy.
Because, y'know, Mitchie > JP.
Like, totally.

DID Y'KNOW HILFENHAUS (i.e HILFYYYYY) IS RICKY PONTING'S SECOND COUSIN?
^______^
I was like, "HILFYYY MUST BE GOOOOD 'CAUSE HE'S RELATED TO PUNTERRR."
Ahhh.
ANDAND Shaun Marsh is Rod Marsh's son. D:

ROVE AND SYTYCDA AND MARCH 6TH AND OTHER RANDOM CRAP.

Hey y'all.
I watched SYTYCDA and Rove last night. ^_____^
Carrie Bickmore was so funny. Well, she's always funny.
She was like, "I had a dream where me and [Rove] climbed a tower to get the gorilla..." And she told everyone the dream. And I'm like, "Awww!"
And then, Carrie was like, "But I woke up before ~anything~ happened. ;_;"

ANDAND LILY ALLEN IS ON ROVEEEEEE NEXT WEEEEEEEK.
OMG.
I love her song called The Fear. ^_____^

I follow Lily Allen on Twitter. lmfao.

Anyhoo, I remember when I used to go on Habbo Hotel. And then, some random on Habbo told me that their interwebz was slow so they wouldn't go on Habbo for the rest of the month. And I'm like, "HABBO SLOWS THE INTERWEBZ DOWN??!!"
So, I stopped going on Habbo 'cause I lyk my internetz.
^____^

Also, I stopped going on Habbo 'cause I was bored. idk.
Everytime I went into a room on Habbo, people would be like, "BUY ME A PRESSIE!!11!"
And I'd be like, "No, stfu."
And they'd be like, "PLZ?"
And I'd be like, "NO. I HAS NO CREDITZ."
(Because I could never be bothered buying credits. They costed real moniez. And I'm a cheapskate.)

I s'pose you are all wondering why I'm talking about Habbo.
WEEEEEEEEEEELLL, my second-favourite (or make that third-favourite after I read Surf School ^_____^) is going to be on Habbo on March 6th.
AND DO WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS SIGNIFICANT ABOUT MARCH 6TH?
*everyone stares at me blankly*
OH, GEEZ. It's my birthdayyy on that day.
THAT'S why it's significant.

And fyi, I'm not going on Habbo that day because 1) I've lost my password as I haven't been on for YEARRRRRRRRRS and 2) I'm at school that day and 3) it's my party. :P

ALSO: I was on Myspace and one of the celebrities on my Myspace Friends List is releasing a single/CD/album/whatev on March 6th.
Idk what the celebrity's name is. Lots of random bands add me on Myspace. idk why.
But they aren't bands like Fall Out Boy or MCR or Nirvana or any bands I've heard of. They are bands that aren't really famous. idk.

I just find it amusing when someone mentions "March 6th".

And yeahh.
LA LA LA.
SYTYCDA is on tonight.
BJ and Damien and Kat (with sexy red boots) and E-man (lmao) are all COOOOOOOL.
kk.

ROVE AND FOOTY AND CRICKET AND MITCHIE AND DALEEEEEEE AND AWESOMEEEEENESS AND TAYLOR SWIFT.

Guess what, peeps?!
ROVEEEEEEEEEE IS ON TONIGHT!
And SYTYCDA is on toooooooo. I like BJ and Damian and some of the girls... idk.
I don't know many of them 'cause I didn't watch last Sunday's show. :/

Anyhoo, the footy has begun with the NAB Cup. And it's nearly up to Round 2 for the NAB Cup. AND IT'S ONLY 32 SLEEPS TILL THE ACTUAL SEASON STARTS. ^_____^
Luckily, the footy is on TV because the cricket isn't. Australia went to South Africa and it's being televised on FOX SPORTS.
So, I asked my mum, "CAN WE GET FOX SPORTS?!"
And my mum is like, "...NO."

;_;
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T WATCH MY BFFL PLAY CRICKET????????
I'm going to miss Hilfy and Warner and Mitchie (of course) and Clarkeyyyy and Little!Huss and MHuss andand everyone elseeeee. ;_;

Oh well. Dale Thomas will cheer me up.
The Collingwood Family Day is on March 15th. Which is a Sunday.
I don't know if I can go because my Retreat is the day after.
idk. I'll just go anywayz. ^__________^
I wonder if we still have to be at school at 7:30 am for the Retreat.... I hope not. I HATE WAKING UP EARLYYYY. :/

I'm reading Gilly's book at the moment. OMG, it is SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEE.
And I want to read My Sister's Keeper but the library is GAYYYYY. ALSO: I lost my library card. Which was SO CLEVERRR. /sarcasm
I also want to read Surf School by Laurine Croasdale. It was in the library but as I said earlier, my library went missing.
;_;

I'M TURNING 18 SOOOOOOOOOON!
I shall be ~legal~.
And I can get tattoos, piercings and alcohol and stuffz.
Well, I won't be buying ANY of that stuff.
They are BAAAAAAAD. idk. I just don't like them. D:

Anyhoo, I shall leave now.
BYE FOR NOW BUT NOT FOREVER. lmfao.

P.S. I saw Love Story by Taylor Swift on Video Hits. ^_________^
P.P.S. ROVEEEEEEE IS ON TONIGHT. Did I mention that?
P.P.P.S. Haydo is awesomeeeeeeeeeee. ^___^

THE SIMPSONS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE.

I just watched the Simpsons.
It was SO FUNNY.
The Simpsons family (and basically, the whole of Springfield) went to a place for Lenny's party.
And Lenny sang an AWESOMEEEE song, lmao.
Something 'bout friends and stuff. Because his party was for his FRIENDS. 'Cause he won $50,000 in the lottery. ^_____^

And Bart found his ~twin~. And they totally swapped places. 'Cause Bart was all like, "OMG, I WANNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!"
But then, he realised that being rich means he would have two half-siblings who want the inheritance for themselves. SO THEY WANTED TO KILL BART ON A SKIING TRIP. (Their plan was smarter and cleverer than Sideshow Bob's plans)

Ah, good times.

Today at school, my friend kept reminding me that she "was on a boat." WHUT?
ALSO: in Religion, my friends were drawing on me with PEN.
AND I HATE THAT. WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET INK POISONING???? ;_;

Oh and my locker is in a corner. And it gets really squishy when EVERYONE is trying to get to their lockers.
And anyway, there is a pole right next to my locker. And guess what? There was a part sticking out on the pole. AND IT SCRATCHED ME!
So, one day, I'll bash the pole down. DIEEEEEEE, YOU STUPID POLEEEEEE!!111!! I KNOW I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BUT YES, MR. POLE, YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR! GTFO.

In other news, someone's iPod got stolen out of their locker today.
We know whose iPod it was. But no one knows who stole it. I think it was someone from another year level. Like a year 11 or something. :/
Anywayz, whoever stole the iPod is obviously stupid. Or just bored. Or.. idk. I mean, why would anyone bother STEALING AN IPOD? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCE IS FOR STEALING???
And I don't just mean stealing an iPod from a locker at school. I mean stealing any sort of item from anywhere. Imagine if the iPod thief went to Safeway and stole something there (like a chocolate bar or something) as well? They'd get caught by the security cameras and stuff. AND THERE'D BE A FINE TO PAY. THE FINE WOULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A CHOCOLATE CAR. GEEEEEZ.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIIIIS?
I don't. idk. I'm just guesstimating (oh, how I loveeeeeee that word). I mean, there'd be a consequence for stealing from Safeway, yeah? So I presuming it'd be a fine or something. idk.

Anyhoo, in my opinion, stealing is lameeeeeeee.
Just buy the item. Even cheapskates, like me, do that. It's easier. There's no police, courts, lawyers, angry shopkeepers and disappointed parents involved. SIMPLE, EH?
(lmfao, when Bart stole the video game from Try N Save, Marge was all like, "Maybe I'm mothering him too much..." So she stopped "mothering" him. And let him be all ~grown up~ and stuff. And Bart was all like, "WHY DOES MOM HATE MEEEEE?")

Ah, good times.
I learn everything from the Simpsons. ^________^
That's why I want my cake to be the SIMPSONS. Or Dale Thomas. idk.
D:

Continuing on with my rant, do you know what I hate?
THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I turned on the TV today at 7:30 pm to watch the Simpsons. AND THE BIGGEST LOSER WAS STILL ON. :/
So, I watched the last part of Two And A Half Men. (And, of course, sang the song at the end, rofl)
Anyhoo, I flicked back to Channel 10, thinking The Simpsons would be on.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FAT PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TV.
So, I threatened to bash the TV just like the pole outside my locker.
BECAUSE THE FAT PEOPLE CONTINUED TO BE ON MY TV.
Was my TV broken?
Were the fat people stuck in the TV?
Maybe they should have eaten Lite N Easy (I've seen so many ads of this, it must be good) instead of going on TV.
So yeah.

In conclusion of this blog post, I get angry at small things.
THE END~!

P.S. MY BFFL, MITCHIE, IS IN SOUTH AFRICAAAAAAAA!
Holy cow, I just realised Dale Thomas was in South Africa this time last year. WOW.

STUFFFF.

^______^
We went looking at cakes yesterday 'cause my 18th is in, like, 2 weeks. (I'm only having a small party so yeahhhh).
And there was this cake and it had THE SIMPSONS on it.
And I'm like, "OMG, I WANT IT!!111!"

And also, I might be having a chocolate fountain at my party. D:
Everyone will arrive and be like, "WHERE'S LAURA?! O_O"
And my parents will be like, "With the chocolate fountain.... >_>"

AND YEAHHHH.
I'll shut up now.

P.S. DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE. ^________^

RANT ON TEH HORRIBLE FRAAAAAAAAY.

Y'know what song I hate?
You Found Me by The Fray.
I hate it just as much as Sex On Fireee.
I hate all Fray songs. I have heard about three or four Fray songs and they SUCK.
The singer uses a dreary voice in the songs that I've heard.
BORING, DREARY VOICE.
Next time, I have insomia, I'll call the Fray and ask them to sing some of their songs.
If I don't have insomia, then the Fray can just piss off.
/rant

In other news, I want to read My Sister's Keeper. But the library doesn't have it. ~Someone else~ is reading it. STFU. ;_;
But I found another book in the library which is oh-so-awesome.
It's called Surf School by Laurine Croasdale. ^_______^
'Cept I didn't have my library card. So I couldn't borrow it. ):

ALSO: I'm following Haydo "I heart pants" Guppy and Ryan Shelton on Twitter. I love Haydo. He's so random. ^____^
He wore a shirt that said, "I [heart] pants."
Ah, good times.

AH, DALE THOMAS. WHY SO CUTE?

Mitchie went to South Africaaaa. WHY GOD WHY?!
And Collingwood are playing Richmond soon.
It'll be Richo vs Daisy & the Little Munchkins.
Munchkin is an awesomeeeeeeee word. idk. It just is.
So is Country Bumpkin. idk. One day, I live in the country, sit on a rocking chair on my front verandah and be like, "I'M A COUNTRY BUMPKIN!" ^______^

I just went on the AFL website.
And guess what?
Nick Maxwell was suspended. FOR 4 WEEEEEKS. Did he punch someone like Barry Hall did? NOOOOOOOOO.
Y'know what? I want mah Maxwell back. ;_;
The Tribunal was just jealous because Maxwell is an awesomeeee captain and they're not.
DIEEEE, MR TRIBUNAL. I HATE THEEEEE.

All he did was hurt some West Coast guy. (Gee, West Coast get hurt a lot, eh eh? lmfao)
That West Coast guy can go have a cry with the guy that Barry Hall punched. Idk his name. I forgot. :/

UGH.
Maxwell will miss the first four games of the AFL season.
GTFO, TRIBUNAL. I'll be fierceeeee and throw a pie at you. rofl.

LOL.

I watched ROVEEEEEEEE yesterday.
(I had to tape it so I watched it yesterday).

And Carrie Bickmore was AWESOMEEEEE at the Newsdesk. "She's looking for a fella. Ella. Ella."
lmfao.
ALSO: Carrie made me laugh when she answered the question at the end.
She was all like, "It's good to cuddle after sex. It helps getting to know them. Like their name."
I died laughing at that point.

ANDAND Sharon will be on Rove next week. ^_____^
I love Sharon.

Oh and some girl and guy were on Rove last Sunday. And I didn't know them AT ALL.
Basically because they are in some action movie. idk.
Anyhoo, they said the girl was from 27 Dresses. AND I KNEW WHICH CHARACTER THAT GIRL HAD PLAYED. /proud
She played Tess. Y'know the one who lied about her life so that George would like her.
Tess was awesome.
Except Jane was right all along. Jane is always right. It doesn't matter if she gets the lyrics wrong to Bennie and the Jets. So did I. (I thought it was "Betty". I suck.... Dale Thomas).

My bffl, Mitchie, went to South Africa today. Or yesterday. idk.
I should have given him some pies to take. To throw at South Africans. lol.
Oh well.
I wonder if they'll go to Zimbabwe. Gilly went to Zimbabwe in 2003 and Robert Mugabe was there. And the Australian Cricket Team were like, "Should we go? Should we not go?"

DALE THOMAS IS GOING CAMPING AT SANDY POINT ON THE WEEEEEEEEEEKEND.
Ahem. I do not stalk him. I would never. >_>

Adam Voges took a wonderful catch at the Twenty20 match on Sunday. Youtube it if you haven't seen it. It was AMAZING.

VALENTINE'S DAYYYYYYYY!

Because it's Valentine's Day, I'm going to write a Valentine's Day Fanfic. With Mitchieeee, me, Buddy, Daleeeeeee and, of course, Kylee (aka THAT BITCH).

~FANFIC~
"Oh, it's Valentine's Day!" I squealed. I was sitting on my couch next to Mitchieee.
"Yeah, I got some flowers from Jessica," Mitchie said, matter-of-factly.
"OMFG, DID YOU BUY HER A NEW DRESS? SOME MATCHING UNDERWEARRR?" I said, laughing fierceeeely.
Mitchie just laughed. He's been shy about the whole Jessica-Braitch-scandal-where-she-flashed-her-underwear.
Just then, the doorbell rang. I leapt off the couch and ran to the front door. Mitchie followed, timidly.
The postman was standing at the door.
"Helloooooooo. I have a package for... Laura," he said.
"I'm Laura," I shouted, fierceeeely.
The postman gave me the package and scooted awayyy.

So, me and Mitchie were sitting on the couch again with a package sitting between us.
"I wonder who it's from!" I squealed.
"Open it!" Mitchie said, putting the package on my lap.
So I tugged at the seal and managed to finally open the package.
Inside was.... a card, a box of candy hearts and some chocolate-shaped hearts.
I squealed again. Mitchie grabbed the card to read who it was from.
"The card just says, 'To Laura, Be my valentine. Love from Secret Admirer/Stalker'. Hmm," Mitchie said.
"So, someone got me a package and they didn't say who they were?" I asked, fierceeeely.
"Uh huh."
"Hmmm. Well, it couldn't be you, Mitchie. You'd have given me a pie," I giggled and hugged him tightly.
Mitchie just smiled and hugged me back.
"What other guys do I know? Buddy, Dale, Warner, Jimmy Bartel... idk," I said.
"lmfao, it'd be funny if Buddy sent this. Maybe under all his fierceeeeness, he has a sweet core," Mitchie said.
"Cross Buddy off the list. Too fierceeee. But I'll ring him. He might want to help us figure this mystery out." I got my mobile out of my pocket and dialed Buddy's number.
"Sup, Cuddly-Buddy?" I said.
"Nothin' much, Laura-Snorer. -giggle-"
I frowned. "Laura-Snorer is NOT appropriate. Anyhoo, I was wondering if you'd like to come over. I received a package and I have no idea who it's from," I told him, fierceeeeeely.
"Sure thing, Laura-Dora-Flora-Pourer." And he hung up before I yell at him fierceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely.
I turned back to Mitchie, who was eating a candy heart. "I'll call Daleeee-y. He might know," I said, grabbing a handful of candy hearts.
I called Dale Thomas' number. He answered after the first ring.
"Sup, Hazy-Daisyyyy?" I said.
"Nothing much, Laura," he replied, "Just chilling with my gf. It's Valentine's Day, O Mighty Laura."
"Mmhmm. Speaking of Valentine's day, I received a package from ~Mr. Anonymous~. Would you and your gf like to come over to figure this mystery out?" I asked.
"Oh course. Anything for my sweet little Laura," Dale said.
We both hung up and I turned towards Mitchie. "Buddy, Dale and THAT BITCH are coming over," I informed him.

Ten minutes later, Buddy, Dale, THAT BITCH KYLEE, Mitchie and me were sitting around the table drinking soft drink and eating chocolate.
The package was in the middle of the table.
"The writing on the card looks exactly like Dale's writing," Kylee mused, "And isn't it ironic how I get nothing for Valentine's Day and yet, Laura gets a package with Dale's writing on the card."
"Ironic, yes," Dale replied, uneasily, "Maybe someone with the same writing as me sent Laura a package. Or maybe, just maybe, I've been stalking and spying on the love of my life for a year and today, I finally managed to give her a Valentine's gift."
"Fudge! Is that true?" I yelled.
Dale nodded. "Yes, Laura. I love you dearly."
Kylee's jaw dropped. She walked out of the house. Actually, she STORMED out of the house. Trollop.
I hugged Dale. "THANK YOU SO MUCH!"
Dale hugged me back.
And then, Mitchie got jealous of me hugging another guy and he says, "Laura, does this mean I'm not your bffl anymore. ;_;"
Before I could say anything, Mitchie hands me a present. "Happy Valentine's Day, bffl!"
I opened up the present and it was a PIEEEEE.
"Happy Valentine's Day to you too, bffl!" I squealed. I hugged my boyfriend, Dale. Then hugged my bffl, Mitchie.
And then, I threw the pie at Buddy. And we all laughed.
The End~!

OH HAI.

'Sup?
It's Valentine's Day today! ^_^
<3
lmfao.
Hopefully, Dale Thomas sends me some FLOWERRRS and candy hearts.

LOLL.
Mitchie played cricket last night.
It was draw. (:
ANDAND Mitchie got a wicket!
Oh and Peter Siddle was bowling TOO.
He is awesomeeeee.

David Warner was playing cricket at the MCG against Victoria.
Except Victoria won. Which is kinda good 'cause I live in Victoriaaaaaa. ^_________^

I reeeeeeeally want Warner to play in the Twenty20 match on Sunday.
Haddin and Warner can open the batting. And he can smash 20 sixes. And he'll make a century. And he'll be like, "PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT (ON YOUR FRONT PORCH)!"

Anyhoo, Mean Girls is on TV tonight!!
D:
"She doesn't even go hereeeee!"
"Do you even go to this school?"
"No, I just have a lot of feelings."

"Let's all go to Taco Bell!"
"God, Karen! You're so stupid."

"I have the fifth sense."

"I can tell when it's going to rain. Well, I can tell when it IS raining."

"If you're from Africa, then why are you white?"

"Uhm, does this have alcohol in it?"
"Oh, god no! What kind of a mother do you think I am?"
And then, later in the movie: "Do you need anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
Because, y'know, a good mother doesn't let their child drink alcohol yet would let them have sex.

(To some random chick) "Omg, I love that skirt. Where'd you get it?"
(To Cady)"...That is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen."

As I said before, Mean Girls is AWESOMEEEEE.

ALSO: He's coming. RPattz is coming to Southland. If you'd like to see a whole lot of screaming teenage girls together, go to Southland in Melbourne when RPattz is there.

FUN.

I did my Oral Presentation today! Y'know the one that I've been freaking out on for the past few months?
And I kept stuttering and looking down at my palm cards a lot. And every few seconds, I'd be like, "OMG, I HAVE TO LOOK UP AT THE AUDIENCE... ARGH." So, I'd look at the audience and say the speech. And then, I'd be like, "OH, CRAP, I FORGOT WHAT TO SAYYYYY." So, I'd have to read my palm cards. UGH.

But other than that, I think I went well. I made some people laugh at one stage by saying, "Poor innocent plastic bags."
lmfao.

Anyhoo, we met our buddies/little sisters today.
I have two. One of them is taller than me! And she has the same name as meee. lol.
Yeah. My buddies were shy. But they seemed nice and cute and stuff. idk. We didn't talk much. I suck at conversation.

When I was in grade 6, I had two Prep buddies. And they were shy but extremely cute. ^____^

And when I was in year 7, my year 12 buddy didn't talk to me much. ):
And at the Year 12 Mass at the end of the year, the year 12's were meant to walk down the aisle with their year 7 buddies. AND MY BUDDY WASN'T THERE. ;_;

In lighter news, I had Accounting today AND WE ATE CAKEEEEEEEE.
I know, right.
And when I left Accounting, there was a cat just walking around the corridors. And it was the same cat that one of my friends is scared of. lmao.
Except that friend wasn't there today. I wonder why.... D:

I got my Maths tests back today.
NON-CALCULATOR TEST: 91%
CALCULATOR TEST: 73%
Ugh. I suck at calculators. I think it is meant to be the other way around. Like, it should be the Calculator Test where everyone goes well because they've got their calculators. idk.

ALSO: We get one page of notes in the Calculator Test. (:

^______^

Hey everyoneee!
The bushfire is continuing in regional Victoria. Luckily, it won't come near me or anyone else living near the city. Because I think there are heaps more peeps in city area than country area. idk.

I had a Specialist Maths test todayyyy.
UGH.
I only got 5/10 on the Multiple Choice. EPIC FAIL.
Well, it doesn't count towards my ENTER score so yeah. (:

YOU'LL BE THE PRINCEEEEEEE AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS~!
/taylorswift
Does anyone else like Taylor Swift?
In my free period today, I was doing my Maths homework. And my friend was sitting next to me, listening to her iPod/doing homework/idk.
Anyhoo, the song playing on her iPod was TAYLOR SWIFT.
And I'm like, "OMG, I LOVE THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOONG~!"
So, we listened to the iPod together.
The End!

And today in R.E., we had to write a letter to ourselves. I wrote, "DEAR LAURA. blah blah blah LOVE FROM LAURA."
And at the end of the letter, I wrote, "Less Katie Watson, more Tim Watson."
As in "Don't being like Katie and be like Tim 'cause he's SMART."
Well, Katie is probably smart too. But she gets ~Kieran Chu~ to do her Maths homework. Trollop.

And in the letter, I wrote down stuff that I was obsessed with. Like: Simpsons, Twitter, Twilight, Loathing Lola, d'urg, fierceeee fanfics, bffl: Mitchie, Dale Thomas, Gabriella Cilmi, Little!Huss, MHuss, Warner (OMG, ily), Cameron White and I think I wrote more.
Oh, fudge, I forgot to write ROVEEEEEEEEEEE. Crud.
I could have written ten pages by writing: Rove McManus, Pete Helliar, Carrie Bickmore, Ryan Shelton, Haydo, Hughesy, Hamish and Andyyyyyy and MOAR.

I can't WAIT till I open the letter at the end of the year. D:

ALSO: In R.E., the teacher read us an exercept from My Sister's Keeper by Jodi Picoult.
And she wouldn't tell us the ending. ;_;
So, now I have to read the whole book to find out the ending. And then, I'll tell my non-reading friends the ending. ^_____^
Hopefully, Jordan McAfee is in the book. He's so COOL.

RANT.

Okay. So, Mitchie won his game of cricket yesterday. And he won the game on Sunday too.
But in the game on Sunday, Mitchie was batting and the score was 299. So, Mitchie hit a REALLY NICE shot and made two runs. Mitchie's individual score: 3 runs. Australia's score: 301.
BUT Mr. "I'm A Party Pooper" Cricket Umpire said that those two runs weren't allowed. You wanna know why? But Mitchie RAN ON THE PITCH.
Wait, whut?
I know what you're thinking: "What's wrong with that? O_O"
WELL, APPARENTLY, WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING BETWEEN WICKETS, YOU CAN'T RUN ON THE PITCH.
Okay. That seems like a nice rule, umpires. /sarcasm

WHY DOES IT MATTER THAT MITCHIE RAN ON THE PITCH?!
Is the pitch ~sacred~?
"Don't go on the pitch, dear. It's sacred."
No. The pitch is not sacred. The pitch is a PITCH. Who cares if one guy runs on the pitch?

That umpire was a prick. He took two runs off Mitchie. I was like, "HEY, IF YOU MESS WITH MITCHIE, YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS BFFL~!"
And that umpire shall. One day, I'll go to the cricket and THROW A PIE IN HIS UGLY FACE.

It doesn't matter who runs on the pitch. The bowler runs on the pitch before and after he bowls a ball. The batter stands on the pitch to face the bowler, ready to hit the ball.
When the bowler thinks he got the batter out, he appeals on the pitch.

THEN WHY CAN'T YOU RUN ON THE PITCH?!

Whoever invented that rule should be hit with a cricket bat, punched with keeper-gloves and hung with a shoelace in the cricket changing room.
Thank you.

STUFF.

Mitchie took THREE wickets. ^______^
I was so excited for my bffl.
-happy-

At the cricket today, all the moniez made at the cricket would go towards the bushfire victims. And Peter Siddle (Tarkyn Lockyer's twin) was ~shaming~ people to donateeeee. He had a donations bucket and everything! Siddle should be friends with Courtney Marlow. lmfao.
ANDAND I was like, "People are only donating to be on TV." X']

Today, in Accounting, my friend was teaching us a ~weird~ language (some Indian language or something idk). Like, she was writing everyone's name in the language. And it was funny little symbols. Ah, good times.

On Thursday, I get to wear casual clothes. And donate 2 bucks to the bushfire victims. D:
AND ALSO: We get to meet our buddies/little sisters/idk. I have two of them. And we shall have a shared lunch. Mmmm... fooooooooood.

Prepare yourselves for a RAAAAAAAAAANT tomorrow. Or today. idk.

THE MAC VS PC ADS.

I watched Roveeeeeee last night!
So exciting.
Except I have some ~complaints~. What happened to the "Who would you turn gay for?" question? I liked that. ;_;
And also: I like the ~Things I Love~ part but they didn't do that last night. They did ~How to control your anger~ or something like that. Which was still funny. idk.

But other than that, I enjoyed it. ^____^
Justin Long and Ginnifer (I forgot her last nameee) were on the show. They are in the movie He's Just Not That Into You. Before they came on, I was like, "-yawn- That movie sounds boring."

AND THEN, they came on and they said that Justin had featured in the Mac vs PC as the MAC GUY!
Oh. My. God. I frggn LOVE those ads. "You are coming to a sad realisation...."
lmfao.

And Ginnifer was adorable. She looked so cuteeeee.

Anyhoo, whenever Justin said something, I burst into a fit of giggles. He sounded EXACTLY like the Mac Guy. Well, he IS the Mac Guy.

Anywayz, my point is: I want to see He's Just Not That Into You. WANT.
And I'll just sit there laughing. Because his voice is SO COOL.
Oh and did y'know that Justin Long is the voice of Alvin in Alvin and the Chipmunks? ^___^
I LOVED THAT MOVIEEEEEEEEEEE!
(And now, I love it even moreeeeee)

-happy-

ROVE IS AWESOME.

I watched Stuart Little 2 last night.
STFU... I was bored.
Stuart was SO CUTEEEEEEE.
Speaking of cuteness, I watched the football with the oh-so-cute Dale Thomas.
He took a SPECKYYY.
Oh, Dale, I love you THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH. ^_______^

Guess what, you guiseeee?
ROVE IS ON TONIGHT!!!
With Matty Hayden, I think. Oh, how I loveeeeeee Hayden. :')
I want Mitchie to go on Rove too. But he's playing cricket and then, he's going to South Africa. Without me. ;_;

Dale Thomas should go on Roveeeeee. I wonder if you can suggest guests for the show. Hm...
Guests who I should suggest (lmfao, I rhymed):

1. Dale Thomas.
2. Mitchieeeeee Johnson.
3. Myself. WHUT? I want to answer the question "Who would you turn gay for?" I'd say Gabriella Cilmi and KStew. D:
4. Buddy Franklin. ^_________^
5. Jimmy Bartel.
6. Kylee (as in Dale's girlfriend). I just want to have the chance to throw a brick at my TV, kk.
7. KStew.
8. RPattz.
9. SMeyer. Just for the sake of it. And she is the author of my favourite book. (:
10. William Kostakis. I mean, he is the author of my second-favourite book. (read: the book I read about 50 billion times).
11. Courtney Marlow/Katie Watson/Tim Watson/Jax "D'urg" Hammond. Loathing Lola is a great book, lmao.
12. Eric from Twilight. Eric and Mike were AWESOMENESS in the Twilight movie. Mike was all like, "SUP, ARIZONA? HOW YOU LYKIN' THE RAIN, GIRL?" And Eric was like, "HEY, MIKE. I SEE YOU MET MY HOMEGIRL BELLA!" Also: I like the way Eric is like, "LA PUSH." Ahem.
13. Jack Heath. Good blogger/author. Hilarious.
14. Catherine Deveny. Her book, Say When, is SO FUNNY.
15. Mary Kiley. She blogs about reality shows for TV Week. ^_^
16. Little!Huss. (And MHuss, of course ^___^)
17. Ashley Greene. (Did I mention Twilight was awesome? No?)
18. Jessica from Twilight. "I KNOW RIGHT!" and "THIS DRESS MAKES MY BOOBS LOOK BIG. D:"
19. Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist.
20. RICHO RICHO MAAAAAAAAAN. I WANT TO BE A RICHO MAN. Wait, whut?
21. Missi (as in Dale Thomas' dog). WHUT? Hughesy's dog got to go on Rove. Why can't Dale's dog?

And that's all.

Anyone know a way to suggest these to Rove?

MY PROFILE PICTURE IS COOLER THAN YOUUUUUUUU. (Pete has nice shoooooooes)

lmfao.
Check out my profile picture. It was meant to be ~animated~ but Blogger is stupid and won't animate it. BRB THROWING A PIE IN BLOGGER'S FACE.

Today, it was so hot. So I jumped in my pool and I was COLD. D:
And then, some wind came along and was like, "I'm gonna blow you awayyyyy!"
And I was like, "Fiiiine. I'll leave. :P -throws pie in wind's face-"

ALSO: It was raining for a little while too. Ah, Melbourne weather, ily.

Collingwood play footy tonight.
DALE THOMAS FTW~!

In about a month, I turn 18.
Yes, I shall be legal. I'll go into a nightclub, yell at everyone and say, "Alcohol is ~wrong~!" And I'll throw pies in people's faces with fierceeeeeeeeness.
Wait, whut?

Actually, I can't be fierceeee and throw pies in R/L. Because Mitchie isn't with me. ;_;

Anyhoo, I'm turning 18.
And I want to have an 18th. Because, y'know, everyone else is going to.
I shall invite my bffl Mitchie, my bf Dale, my friends and, of course, KStew. Oh and Alice shall be there too because she will organise/decorate for the party because that's what she did for Bella's 18th. (:
Except KStew will probably be on the front porch for the whole party smoking pot. I wouldn't be surprised. roflmao. ^_____^

And Mitchie can poke his tongue out at everyone. And people will be like, "EWWWW!" Actually, Mitchie is too nice to poke his tongue out. ILY, MITCHIEEEEEE!

Anywayz, I shall leave now.
SEEEEEE YAAAAAAAA.
D:

RAFAEL NADAL.

lmfao.
It's Rafael Nadal, everyone! Y'know, the guy who made Federer cry.
Anyhoo, I drew a picture of him.
Notice the sweatband on his head - it is meant to be fluoro yellowy-greenyyyyy.
ANDAND he looks like a girrrrrrrrl with the long hairrrzz and stuff.

FANFIC

Y'know how I said that I entered the competition by writing a paragraph about Mitchie and me?
Well, I am 99.99% sure I didn't win. The competition isn't over yet (so you can still enter ^_^) but someone put in an entry that is, like, WHOA.

Ah, dear. Better luck next time.

Anyway, here is a fanfic for youuuuu.

~FANFIC~
Mitchie and I walked to a ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~.
I danced around the place while Mitchie went to buy ice-creams. ^______^
I started chatting to a pixie by the time Mitchie came back. So, we chatted to the happy pixie while licking ice-creams.
When suddenly, Mitchie surprised me by giving me a present.
"Huh?" I said, confused, "D'urggggggggggggggggggggg?"
"It's for you. I bought it for you," Mitchie explained, shyly.
"OMG, ILYYY!" I said, hugging Mitchie with one arm and opening the present with the other.
Once the present was opened, I saw it was a... PIEEEEEEE.
I grinned.
Mitchie smiled back.
AND THEN SUDDENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...... the pixie started screaming, "HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME...."
"Wait, whut?" I said, turning to the pixie, "WHUT?"
Mitchie stepped back, away from the action. I stepped forwards towards an angry Ross Taylor and a used-to-be-happy-now-is-scared pixie. "YOU HAPPY-PLACE WRECKING BITCH!" I yelled, fierceeeely.
Ross Taylor looked at me while still strangling the pixie.
"GTFO. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN. FIRST, YOU BEAT MITCHIE IN TWO GAMES OF CRICKET AND NOW, YOU ARE STRANGLING THE HAPPY, FRIENDLY PIXIE? JUST GET OUT. NOW," I screamed, with heaps of fierceeeeeness.
"D'urggg," Ross Taylor muttered, and stepped towards me to attack.
I shoved the pie in his dirty, ugly face and ran off with Mitchie. We left the ~happy place full of fairies, pixies and eskimos~ and decided never to go there on the fact that New Zealand cricketers are just as bad as South African cricketers.
THE END~!

DID Y'KNOW I'VE BEEN STRUCK BY SEVEN TIMES?

Today, on the Simpsons, Marge baked some cakes for some Irish guy.
And the bakery was EROTIC.
lmfao.
It wasn't just CAKES in the bakery. It was ~sexy~ cakes. Ah. I know what I want to do as a career after school. ^______^

Me and Dale Thomas will start a ~lovely~ cake shop. Mmm... cakeeeeee.

In other news, I wrote a beginning paragraph for a competition story thingyyy.
Enter the competition if you want to. Just click on the link.
My entry is:

There once was a guy called Mitchie. He liked to rap along to his favourite Eminem songs. Mitchie and his best friend, Laura, lived together in a house. Everyone liked to tease Mitchie at school because his head was egg-shaped. Laura always stood up for shy, little Mitchie by throwing pies at the bullies. Laura was a good friend.

Hilarious.
Hopefully, it will win.
X']

Australia are playing cricket at the moment.
I'm going for Hilfy and Mitchie and Hussy (lmao hussy) and Warnieeeeeeeeeee and Clarkeyyyy and Hopes.
ANDAND Andrew McDonald will HOPEFULLY be picked for the One Day team soon. D:
Because he went really well when he played for Victoria a few days ago.
I was like, "^___^ ILYYYYYYYYYY"

Excuse my fan-girly post.
I'm obsessed with cricket at the moment.
But soon, the cricket is ending and AFL shall be back on.
Hotties in short shorts. Mmmhmm.
BUDDY AND JIMMY AND DAISYYYYYY AND SCOTTYYY AND OH-SO-MANY-OTHERS.

MITCHIE IS AWESOMENESS.

Hi everyone!

Mitchie's girlfriend wears ~slutty~ clothes.

Source: Herald Sun. D:

Ah, ily Mitchie. ^_____^

I went to school today. (Big shock, I know)

And I'm going to Marysville on 18th February.

The notice said we weren't allowed to bring iPods and mobiles and magazines. That won't stop me bringing Loathing Lola to read on the bus. And I can force other people to read it. HA!

Okay, so now what do I do on the bus? Bring an imaginery iPod? No. No. No. ;_;

And I won't listen to my friend, Miri, singing. She'll probably sing the Amanda Palmer song that is all like, "WHEN I GOT AN ABORTION..."

Anyhoo, Dale was in the newspaper today. There was a picture of him ~underneath~ Alan Didak. ^___________^

lmfao.

Today, in Accounting, my teacher had a SmartPen.

We were all just like, "O_O! WHAT IS A SMART PEN?!"

Basically, it is a pen and you write on special paper that costs about 12 bucks.
And the pen records whatever you've written on the special paper.
And there is even a calculator on the pen and a screen!
It was so cool.
Technology is so awesome these days.

^_^

STUFF.

Geez, I don't want those ~aliens~ to read my mind.
That's why I'm doing THIS.
Because, y'know, aliens always come up to me and be like, "I know what you're thinking! Come in my ~spaceship~!"

Today in Chemistry, we were doing Limiting Reactants. And the teacher was like, "Which reactant is in excess?"
And when she said "in excess", I immediately thought of "INXS".
And in my head, I was like, "The one with the moustache!"
lmfao. /timfaireescan'tspellhisname

And at recess, we worked out our cabins for the Retreat (see previous post where I explained what the Retreat was).
And it was hard but we FINALLY worked something out.
D:

Oh and guess what comes on TV on Sunday???
ROVEEEEEEEE. ^_^
And Pete and Carrie and Hughesy and Ryan and Hamish and Andy andand everyone elseeeeeee.
-happy-
Hopefully, they'll still do the "Things I Love".
I loved that part.
Well, I love every part of Rove Live but still.

Dale Thomas should be a guest on Rove Live.
lmao, I totally forced my friend to write Dale Thomas' birthday in her school planner. (It's June 21st, btw~)
I shall send him a present and be like, "I like watching you sleep. I find it fascinating. You are my life now. You're like a drug to me. Like my own personal brand of heroin."
No, I didn't get those lines from Edward. I don't stalk Dale. >_>

I'll go to the Collingwood Family Day and walk up to Dale and say, "I LIKE WATCHING YOU SLEEP. D:"
And he'll be like, "O_O! Uhhh. Really?"
And I'll be like, "Uh huh. U R MY LYF NAO~!"
And he'll be like, "O RLY?"
^_____^

PLEDGE AGAINST WAR.

I pledged against war 'cause Aidan started a pledge thingy. Anyhoo, click on the link to find out more. kk.
I shall write a ~crappy~ poem/limerick on war and the evilness of it.

There once was a kid called Mitch
His parents were popular and rich
Mitch was happy
Lived in Sydney
And for lunch, he ate a sandwich.

One day, Mitch's father didn't come home
"Where's Daddy?" Mitch cried, "Is he in Rome?"
Mitch's mum said
"Shot in the head."
And Mitch's body just went into "Shock Syndrome".

When Mitch went to school
Everyone was so cruel
"Your dad died in war!"
It was so bazaar
At school, Mitch used to be so cool.

Mitch went home and cried
His mum just stood beside
"Not fair!"
he said with a tear
"I'm really sorry," Mitch's mum replied.

Mitch was only 8 years old
And his life was totally on hold
He didn't understand
Did his dad go to Thailand?
Or was he in a place covered in gold?

Whenever a loved one goes to war
Will they come back driving their Pulsar?
When will they come back?
And what will they lack?
An arm, a leg, injured, wounded, a scar?

THE END~!

Ah. That was baaaaaad. I made it up. Mitch = a cool name that can rhyme with a lot of words.
In conclusion, don't start a war. They are horrible and basically, solving nothing. It is basically just, "OMG, you insulted my bffl - I'm going to get revengee~! -pulls out gun-"

HEY. D'URGGG.

I had my school photos today!
I didn't have to sit in the front row. For the ~massive~ year 12 photo, I was in the third row or something. idk. And in the homeroom photo, I was in the middle row (there were only three rows ^_^).
In the ~massive~ Year 12 photo, I felt like I was SQUISHED in the middle. lmao.

And in fourth period, we just bludged in the Common Room. Idk what we were MEANT to do. No one really told us. :/

Andand I'm going on Retreat soon. :)
Retreat, in case you're wondering, is a ~spiritual~ camp where Year 12's reflect on Jebus and their lives and stuff.
From 18th till 20th of February. No interwebz for three days! Ugh. I'll bring mah phone, I guess. Actually, I mightn't have coverage/service/whatever it's called. 'Cause we are going to ~Marysville~ or somewhere.

And being in year 12, we get to have buddies/little sisters/idk from Year 7. And there are 5 classes of Year 7 so lots of Year 12's have two buddies. Like me!
Except I haven't met my buddies/little sisters yet.
One of them is called Laura. ^_^

STUFF.

Hm.
The TV Week blogger blogged about SYTYCDA. Which is good. Because I like that show. It is like the ~opposite~ of the Biggest Loser because there are skinny, happy people as opposed to depressed, cheeseburger people.
School photos tomorrow. Ugh.
I hate having my photo taken. My face is ugly. :/
One day, I'll get botox. And I'll be like smiling all the time and I'll be like, "I HAVE SOME DEPRESSING NEWSSS!!111!"
And everyone will be like, "Uhhh... you seem happy!?"
And I'll be like, "I'm very emotionally sad - can you not tell?"
/weird

Year 12 is great, if anyone's wondering.
Microwave popcorn, 100 peeps all sitting together in a Common Room, hot chocolates, having free periods with lots of friends.... SO. MUCH. FUN.
(Of course, there is the SACs and exams and ENTER score and VCE and homework but y'know, that's really minor).

And next year, I SHALL BE AT UNIVERSITY. D:
Which means I don't have to go to school EVER AGAIN.
Not that university is easier. But oh well.

LMFAO.

Does anyone remember in primary school when the immature pranksters came up and were like, "Wanna join the pen fifteen club? There'll be moniez and junk, y'all."
And we'd be like, "Okay. Where do I join up?"
And then, they wrote PEN15 on our hands. And our little brains never clicked that the 15 could be depicted as IS.
Ah, good times.

I got reminded of that today.
When I was reading Jack Heath's blog. D:

HEY. D'URGGG.

Ah.
Australia got to 181 runs in the cricket.
Um, yeah. Good score. /sarcasm
And also: Whatever happened, it wasn't Mitchie's fault. He made 20 runs. Which was, like, the third highest score of the team. (MHuss and Haddin got a higher score).
And it wasn't Warner's fault either. He may have only made 7, but c'mon. HE IS 22 YEARS OLD. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THAT???!

Y'know who I blame?
The Australian Cricket Team Selectors.
Serves them right for not choosing Matty Hayden for the team.
Okay, fair enough. He didn't play well in the Test matches.
But this is the ONE DAY match! WTF?
Hayden is GOOD at One Day matches.
He opens the batting. I'm sure he could open the batting with Shaun Marsh AND DO A GOOD JOB OF IT.
Ah, screw you.
Hopefully, my bffl gets the Allan Border medal on Tuesday.

Hayden, ily. Just so you know, I'd choose you for a One night stand One Day match ~anytime~.
lmfao.