THE SIMPSONS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE.

I just watched the Simpsons.
It was SO FUNNY.
The Simpsons family (and basically, the whole of Springfield) went to a place for Lenny's party.
And Lenny sang an AWESOMEEEE song, lmao.
Something 'bout friends and stuff. Because his party was for his FRIENDS. 'Cause he won $50,000 in the lottery. ^_____^

And Bart found his ~twin~. And they totally swapped places. 'Cause Bart was all like, "OMG, I WANNA BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!"
But then, he realised that being rich means he would have two half-siblings who want the inheritance for themselves. SO THEY WANTED TO KILL BART ON A SKIING TRIP. (Their plan was smarter and cleverer than Sideshow Bob's plans)

Ah, good times.

Today at school, my friend kept reminding me that she "was on a boat." WHUT?
ALSO: in Religion, my friends were drawing on me with PEN.
AND I HATE THAT. WHAT HAPPENS IF I GET INK POISONING???? ;_;

Oh and my locker is in a corner. And it gets really squishy when EVERYONE is trying to get to their lockers.
And anyway, there is a pole right next to my locker. And guess what? There was a part sticking out on the pole. AND IT SCRATCHED ME!
So, one day, I'll bash the pole down. DIEEEEEEE, YOU STUPID POLEEEEEE!!111!! I KNOW I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BUT YES, MR. POLE, YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR! GTFO.

In other news, someone's iPod got stolen out of their locker today.
We know whose iPod it was. But no one knows who stole it. I think it was someone from another year level. Like a year 11 or something. :/
Anywayz, whoever stole the iPod is obviously stupid. Or just bored. Or.. idk. I mean, why would anyone bother STEALING AN IPOD? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCE IS FOR STEALING???
And I don't just mean stealing an iPod from a locker at school. I mean stealing any sort of item from anywhere. Imagine if the iPod thief went to Safeway and stole something there (like a chocolate bar or something) as well? They'd get caught by the security cameras and stuff. AND THERE'D BE A FINE TO PAY. THE FINE WOULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A CHOCOLATE CAR. GEEEEEZ.
HOW DO I KNOW ALL THIIIIS?
I don't. idk. I'm just guesstimating (oh, how I loveeeeeee that word). I mean, there'd be a consequence for stealing from Safeway, yeah? So I presuming it'd be a fine or something. idk.

Anyhoo, in my opinion, stealing is lameeeeeeee.
Just buy the item. Even cheapskates, like me, do that. It's easier. There's no police, courts, lawyers, angry shopkeepers and disappointed parents involved. SIMPLE, EH?
(lmfao, when Bart stole the video game from Try N Save, Marge was all like, "Maybe I'm mothering him too much..." So she stopped "mothering" him. And let him be all ~grown up~ and stuff. And Bart was all like, "WHY DOES MOM HATE MEEEEE?")

Ah, good times.
I learn everything from the Simpsons. ^________^
That's why I want my cake to be the SIMPSONS. Or Dale Thomas. idk.
D:

Continuing on with my rant, do you know what I hate?
THE BIGGEST LOSER.
I turned on the TV today at 7:30 pm to watch the Simpsons. AND THE BIGGEST LOSER WAS STILL ON. :/
So, I watched the last part of Two And A Half Men. (And, of course, sang the song at the end, rofl)
Anyhoo, I flicked back to Channel 10, thinking The Simpsons would be on.
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO. THE FAT PEOPLE SEEMED TO HAVE TAKEN OVER MY TV.
So, I threatened to bash the TV just like the pole outside my locker.
BECAUSE THE FAT PEOPLE CONTINUED TO BE ON MY TV.
Was my TV broken?
Were the fat people stuck in the TV?
Maybe they should have eaten Lite N Easy (I've seen so many ads of this, it must be good) instead of going on TV.
So yeah.

In conclusion of this blog post, I get angry at small things.
THE END~!

P.S. MY BFFL, MITCHIE, IS IN SOUTH AFRICAAAAAAAA!
Holy cow, I just realised Dale Thomas was in South Africa this time last year. WOW.