THE RAPTURE.

Right.
That was a fun rapture, wasn't it?



Basically, for those of you who don't know, God and Jesus and all those other people up in heaven organise a "Rapture" every few months/years/whatever.

And they send various clues down to Earth, to warn us about this. The smart people, those who believe, attend church and ask for forgiveness and such. These are usually the quiet ones in society, who rarely get noticed. And it's these people who get "Raptured", taken up to Heaven unnoticed, to have eternal life, etc etc.

The rest of us, the stupid ones, are ignorant. We either are cynical and do not believe that the End Of The World is actually happening, or we just spend our last few minutes doing other things- PARTYING PARTYING YEAH, getting wasted, living life to the full.

We, the majority of Earth's population, do not realise that any Rapture has taken place. We do not realise that we have been LEFT BELOW and God has selected a few good, kind people to go into Heaven.

We do not know WHO was taken into Heaven today.
We do not know ANYTHING.
All we know is that God loves us and will, one day, invite all of us to that magical place up in the clouds. In another Rapture, in another decade, in another millenium.

Until then, we should just sit tight and wait, for another Rapture, for the next Judgement Day, where God carefully separates the good from the bad.

So unless you've been super naughty and downloading porn, you will be chosen, one day in the near future. God's infinite-year-plan is all mapped out, he knows when everyone goes up there, he knows what people's lives are filled with.

And yeah.
Sorry about the religious-ness, hope I didn't lose any followers...

Tomorrow is May 21st 2011

What's with the random picture and this random blag post?

WELL. Apparently, according to some crazy people, the Rapture is tomorrow. Yes, we are all going to die, blah blah blah. Everyone is either PARTYING PARTYING PARTYING YEAH or at church asking for forgiveness right now.

(Or, if you're like me, you are sitting at home, trying to figure out how benzal-acetone turns into di-benzal-acetone. And I did. Basically, there's a lot of re-arranging and protons going everywhere but I DID IT. It's probably wrong, though, but oh well.)

Anyway, I don't know why I chose to put that picture at the top, but this blag post has a purpose. Unlike all my other blag posts.

Basically, tomorrow will be a long and tiring day, with some people being sucked upwards, and the rest of us stuck down here, like chewing gum on a carpet.

And I just want to say: Good luck to all you wonderful followers! If I were a god, selecting my army of people that I want to save, I'd choose you. Not just because you consistently view my blag, coming here religiously, reading my stupid rants about stupid TV shows, putting up with my creys over Alex and Sam and other unimportant things.
It's because I like you guys, you're always nice to me, even when I do rant and cry too much about Alex and Sam and other unimportant things.

So, thank you. It's been a pleasure having you all reading my rants, where I cry over unimportant things like Alex and Sam. :)