ROVE AND P!NK AND OTHER AWESOME STUFF.

I totally watched Rove yesterday.
Yes.
It was fabulous.
Especially with Kelly Clarkson. ^_______^
She lives on a ranch in Texas. :)
With 11 dogs and 1o horses. Or vice versa. idk.
Which will be like me. Except I'll be living in a caravan with 7 cats. Or a cardboard box. I can't afford 60 acres in Texas. :|.

On Petespace, there was a woman who called 911 because SHE WAS LOCKED IN THE CAR.
Um, yes.
Even I am smarter than that.

Oh, btw~, my Dream Team won.
My captain, Nick Riewoldt, got 220 points. Epic win.
And, um, I only got 6 in my footy tipping. I blame Hawthorn (because they suck) and Fremantle (they suck, k?).

Um, yes.
P!NK IS ON ROVEEEEEE NEXT WEEK.
Well, she won't in "live in the studio". Rove went to the rehearsal/concert or something and interviewed P!nk and her husband (I was wrong - P!nk has no BF!).
I love the song Bad Influence. ^______^

Oh and they made cupcakes on Masterchef. THEY LOOKED AWESOMEEEEE.
And then, the person had to choose an ingredient that everyone had to use in their ~British~ dish. And I was like, "STRAWBERRIES!" And Cal Wilson was like, "Strawberries!" But the person (forgotten her name) chose the lamb. FAIL. :|.

lmao.

Haha.
I remember when that song was played on repeat on the radio. And everyone was like, "EW, NOT KATY PERRY AGAIN!"
Speaking of Katy Perry, why did Masterchef choose Hot N Cold as their theme song? Now, every time I hear that song, I'm going to think of food. Great. :|.
I guess it balances out when every time I hear the song Lift by Shannon Noll, I think of losing weight.

It's really funny how Channel 10 had Big Brother on TV where there was a whole house of bogans who complained about not getting much food and now, Masterchef is on where they are constantly surrounded by food. Btw~, I did not imply that the people on Masterchef are bogans. Well, some of them might be. idk. My point is that chefs are awesome. One day, I'll be married to one. How else will I get dinner? Vegemite on toast?

AMUSING PICTURES.

These pictures are from: http://katyperryblog.tumblr.com/

lmao.

I want this bed. js. I'd probably eat it in the middle of the night. >_____>

lmfao. Nice dress, yes? I want one. I'd just sit at Maccas all day eating cheeseburgers. Actually, this could be my formal dress. Interesting.... :)

A ring to remind me of the swine flu! (No, it isn't my ring... it's Katy Perry's). But I want one, js.

I should get a manicure. LIKE THE ONE ABOVE! lol, epic win.

BEFORE THE GAME AND OTHER TV SHOWS.

So, the fat pictures have been removed.
Basically because I didn't like them and also because Anonymous told me to "get rid of them".


I watched Before The Game.
There were plenty of jokes about a) the Swine flu (Fitzy was wearing a pig snout, lmao) and b) Richmond and c) a mixture of both (Mick Molloy goes, "The Fremantle players all got the swine flu and they are STILL favourites to beat Richmond...").
If you missed it, it wasn't really exciting. Just a lot of aforementioned jokes. ^_______^
Basically, Marc Murphy got bombarded with questions about Fevola and Michael Voss (~LIKE A BOSSSSS~) used the word "mancrush" quite frequently.
And some Richmond guy got Tool of the Week for doing some ~strange~ stretches before the game started. :.


Oh and also, I haven't been watching Masterchef lately (well, not at all) but I did watch half an episode (before Thank God You're Here started) and Kate was so adorable. Anyhoo, in the next episode which I didn't watch, Kate voted herself off.
Whut.
WHYYYY?
Kate was awesome, okay?
If you search "masterchef" on Twitter, everyone is like, "D'URGGGG, VOTE OFF KATE, D'URGGG, KATE IS SO ANNOYING.." etc.
Well, y'know what? Kate is not annoying. So put that in your plastic cup and chew it, diehard-Masterchef-fans!


In other news, INXS member Kirk and his weird moustache are on TAYG on Tuesday. Along with Kat Stewart (Generation X) and Rhys (Generation Y).
Don't ask me who Kat Stewart is but I know that Rhys was on the modelling show or something. idk. Wasn't he the teacher or something and it was really controversial or something? idk.

LMFAO.

Okay.
So, if you look to the right (avoid the fat pictures - they are gross), there is another award. ^_____^
Because, y'know, my blog is so awesome. :)
Now, I want an award like the trophy on Thank God You're Here. IT LOOKS AWESOME. Because you can move it and the door looks like it's opening and closing. Someone arrange for me to have this ~trophy~. Please?

Anyhoo, Before The Game is on tonight. Hopefully, some awesome guests will be on and HOPEFULLY, some awesome person will win Tool Of The Week. js.
And, um, Rove is on Sunday.
With the fabulous Kelly Clarkson. ~PUT THAT BOTTLE DOWN, YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH TALENT, I SEE THROUGH THOSE BLOODSHOT EYES, THERE'S A CURE, YOU FOUND IT~. #lyrics
American Idol winners > Australian Idol winners, js.
I mean, American Idol winners include Jordin Sparks and Kelly Clarkson. Epic win.
But who are the winners for Australian Idol? The fat chick (no offence!), the afro dude, the Irish one who released a book and the one who feels like whoa. I'm just saying, is all. Although, I must admit (and have tomatoes thrown at me), I do like that song called Fearless by the aforementioned guy that feels like whoa. Know who I'm talking about? Good.

And that's coming from me who doesn't watch American Idol AT ALL.
I remember watching World Idol though. Back when Afro Dude won Australian Idol. And the hobbit won. lmao.

Anyhoo, byeeee.

IT'S DRAMATIC, IT'S ELECTRIFYING.

I watched Thank God You're Here yesterday.
It was funny.
CAL WILSON WON. :D
She deserved it, lmao. ^_____^
Anyway, I watched Channel 10 in the ad breaks because I wanted to watch the Simpsons. And Masterchef was on before the Simpsons. And on Masterchef, Kate was all like, "I, uh, don't want to send someone home, I hope that my team wins, um, yeah."
Kate is so cuteeeeee. :)
And then, they were about to say which team won the challenge and THEY WENT TO AN AD BREAKKKK.
Whut.
So, I never got to see who won the challenge (or who got eliminated, for that matter) because I had to switch back to Channel 7 to watch TGYH.
Epic fail. :|.

Anyhoo, byeeee.
WIND ME UP AND WATCH MEE GOOOOOOO~. P!nk is awesome and you know it.

TEDDIES.

I got tagged by Steph.
1. Mention the person who nominated you.
2. List six unimportant things that make you happy.
3. Tag six blogs, state the rules & notify them with a teeny comment on their blog.

Six unimportant things that make me happy:

1. Twitter.
2. Chocolate.
3. Dale Thomas.
4. Taylor Swift/Lily Allen/Yeah Yeah Yeahs/P!nk/etc.
5. Doing well in SACs and exams.
6. TV shows such as TAYG, TGYH, Rove, etc.

I tag... um... YOU. Basically, anyone. idk.

ROVE AND FOOTY TIPS AND MOREEE.

I watched Rove last night.
It was so funny. ^_____^
Some of the highlights (or just the parts I can remember):

• SNUGGIEEEES. Which have SLEEEEEEVES. lmao. They were in Petespace. :)
• The guy who drilled into someone's head to remove a blood clot. Um, awesome. Cheap brain surgery. Yay. :|.
  
• The "Reject the Recession" dancers. Sunrise, you are pure GENIUS. These dancers are able to solve every problem in the world. Magnificant. Just what we needed.
  
• Martin Short and Will Ferrell. 'Nuff said.
• K-Rudd PM segment. ^_____^ Always awesome. I loved it when K-Rudd took out Swannie's brain using the drill. Interesting choice, Mr. Prime Minister.
  
• Hughesyyyyy loses it. He did lose it. I loved the story of how he went through the drive thru because he didn't want to take his dog into the shop. :D
• Haydo's RoveDaily plug. Quote: "GIRLFRIENDS SUCK." lmao, Haydo. But seriously Haydo, I don't suck, okay? js.
• Carrie Bickmore. ^___^ "When I used a drill to remove a blood clot from someone's head, they thought it was attempted murder." lmao.
  
• AND KELLY CLARKSON WILL BE ON NEXT WEEK. Omigod, yay!
  
• And Ryan Shelton shall be on toooooooooo. Epic win. ^________^

In other news, I got 8 in my footy tipping. But I put the margin as 23 when it was actually 2. Damn you, Jimmy Bartel, for not kicking a few more goals! :|.

And also, my Dream Team won. ^_______^
YAY.
Epic win.

MMMWHATCHU SAYYYYY.

Gee, these Collingwood players like to douse each other in Powerade. Steele Sidebottom is the one in the middle (getting doused) and I'm pretty sure that Tyson Goldsack is holding the yellow Powerade and Leigh Brown is holding the orange Powerade. idk.

An update on the last post: Barkly won't be on Rove tonight (he was quite sad about it but oh well) and also, I watched Before The Game and they had a really funny tribute to Jason Akermanis. I lol'd.

I guess I know why Collingwood players don't feature much on Before The Game. The panellists are afraid of drowning in Powerade. js.
lmfao.

DOGS AND COLLINGWOOD AND MORE.

Um.
I feel like I haven't blogged in ages when, in actual fact, I just haven't blogged since Friday or something. :|.
Collingwood won against West Coast. Which was pretty obvious, considering the fact that Collingwood basically NEVER loses interstate. :)

But Dale Thomas and Dayne Beams weren't playing.
Hopefully, when they make it back into the team whenever they are un-injured or whatever.

On Before The Game, they copied TAYG and TGYH and had a DOGGIEEE on the show. Of course, it was an ugly dog (and it wasn't carried by Josh Thomas, epic fail) but, y'know, Jason Akermanis is pretty funny, okay. His funniness makes up for his ugliness. ^________^
And apparently, there will be a dog on Rove too. Because the Rove producers asked Hughesy to bring Barkly (his dog) on the show. idk. Hughesy tweeted about it.

The Pussycat Dolls will sing Jai Ho tonight on Rove.
So exciting because Jai Ho is the only Pussycat Dolls song that I like. :D

And yeah.
I has a Tumblr now.
My Tumblr is awesome. Not that any of you have seen it. Or ever will, for that matter.

MY WONDERFUL DREAM TEAM.

Um, yes.
I need to update my Dream Team.
Unfortunately, my awesome captain, Dale Thomas, is still injured. Fail.
OH, DAMN, JACK ZIEBELL IS BACK. I wanted him to.. um... leave. Dayne Beams = Rising Star.

Okay, I made some trades on my Dream Team (exciting, yes).
And I has two more St. Kilda players.
Mmhmm.
I traded Medhurst and Jack Riewoldt as I refuse to trade off Dayne Beams. :/
Fyi, Dayne Beams is an emergency so hopefully, one of the Collingwood players is injured (I'll ask Gianne the pro-rib-snapperer for a favour...) so that Dayne Beams can PLAYYYY. Win.

^_______^
MY DREAM TEAM SHALL WIN, BTW~.
I has, like, five St. Kilda players and Jimmy Bartel. EPIC WIN.

INTERESTING.

Some amusing things that happened at school today:

• My friend brought cake (win!) as it was my other friends' birthdays. Yes, it is meant to be plural. They are twins.
  
• A confusing story but I shall explain it anyway. The school captain when I was in year 7 is getting married to the school-captain-when-I-was-in-year-9's older brother. And two people from my year level are related to the bride. And another girl from my year level is cousins with the groom. Well, they are already married, I think, so I don't think "bride" and "groom" are the correct terms but oh well.
  
• A girl in my Chemistry class has similar glasses to the ones Taylor Swift wore in the You Belong With Me video clip. Except the girl in my Chem. class has dark hair and Taylor Swift has blonde hair. lmao.
  
• In my free period, I was sitting in the Common Room doing my work. And some girls near me were chatting about Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and how much they like it. And I lol'd. Because those books are AWESOMEEEE. Win.

In other news, I was reading Scatterheart and in the book, the women were all sitting around chatting. AND GUESS WHAT WORD LILI USED TO DESCRIBE THE CHATTING?
Twittering.
Yes.
I know, right.
^_____^

It'S DRAMATIC, IT'S ELECTRIFYING, WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GOOOOO. WHERE SHE GOES, NOBODY KNOWSSSSS.

I watched TAYG (Talkin' About Your Generation) last night.
Josh Thomas and Rebel Wilson (from Gen Y) won! Epic win.
^____^

And Thank God You're Here is on tonight.
WIN.
Why does Channel 10 have to continue putting the Simpsons on Wednesdays? I don't want to have to chooseeee. :|.

In other news, The (Not Quite) Perfect Boyfriend by Lili Wilkinson is a REALLY good book.
It is part of the Girlfriend fiction, fyi.
Except the ending is bad. Because the main character, Midge, decides to choose the weird guy (who dresses up on armour and plays World of Warcraft in R/L) and not the hot, English guy. :(
Fail.
Oh well, the book had a lot of wittiness and awesomeness.

And in Scatterheart (which is also by Lili Wilkinson), the girl, Hannah, has no food, no money, nothing and her father's a criminal. So, her 19-year-old tutor offers to marry her and keep her safe. But no, Hannah wanted to marry someone of QUALITY. :|.
And then, on the boat to Australia, the really hot guy, James, tells Hannah he loves her and will marry her. What does Hannah do? SHE SAID NO. Whut. Hannah has REALLLLY high standards. Okay, fair enough, James allegedly killed Hannah's friend, Meg. BUT MEG WAS A BITCH ANYWAY~, SO WHO CARES?

Anyhoo, bye.
:)

OMG.

I turned on the TV last night to watch Rove and Masterchef was still on.
So, on Masterchef, they were saying who was in the bottom 3, blah blah blah, idk, blah, blah blah. And one of the judges had a voice EXACTLY like Severus Snape. idk.
Funny.

Anyway, Rove was awesome.
Some of the highlights (or whatever I can remember):

• HAYDO. While interviewing Lady Gaga, he's like, "I like shiny stuff. ^___^"
• PeteSpace. Um, why did A Current Affair have a segment on EYEBROWS? And in the segment, the people are like, "I don't let anyone touch my eyebrows." Because, y'know, people are constantly asking if they can touch someone else's eyebrows. /sarcasm
• Rove. He's always funny. :D
• Lady Gaga's performance/interview/awesomeness.
• JAI HO. Pussycat Dolls on next week. THEY'D BETTER SING JAI HO OR ELSE.
• Karl Stefanovic's explanation of THE BUDGET. Thankyou Karl, I fully understand now. :)
• K-Rudd's segment.

Um, yeah.
The whole show was good.

In other news, Collingwood lost. Against Carlton. :|.
Dayne Beams managed to kick a goal.
AND GUESS WHAT?
MY DREAM TEAM WON. AND I GOT 7 IN MY FOOTY TIPPING. Epic win.
Anyway, I had to change the Captain on my Dream Team because Dale Thomas wasn't playing.
So, I just changed it to Nick Riewoldt. idk. I should have chosen Jimmy Bartel but oh well.

I has more problems though.
Jaxson Barham, Jack Riewoldt and Paul Medhurst scored nothing. And I can't trade them ALL off. Only two.
OH WELL.
Hopefully, they can play next week. :).

Oh and Rebel Wilson is on TAYG on Tuesday.
WIN.

EDIT: On Rove, he was singing to that P!nk song called Bad Influence. Rove was like, "WIND ME UP AND WATCH ME GOOOO."
And I'm like, "OMIGOD, I LOVE THAT SONG."

'SUP?

Um, yeah.
I saw Bombshells today.
It had nothing to do with the war or bombs or anything.
It was monologues which were very dramatic, lively and also, funny.
My favourite was the Mary O'Donnell one where she did a performance to Shaft. We all lol'd.
And I liked the widow. idk.
Y'all probs have no idea what I'm talking about. But oh well.

After Bombshells, we went Formal Shopping.
Which just included walking around, looking at shops that sell formal dresses.

On Friday night, I went to my friends' 18th.
Pizza ftw! ^_______^

Oh and the Jonas Brothers movie came out on Thursday.
I want to go and see it. :D
Taylor Swift makes an appearance in it. OMIGOD.
Speaking of Taylor Swift, she plays two of the characters in the You Belong With Me video clip. I didn't know that. #notobservant

ROVE IS ON SUNDAYYY NIGHT!
With Frank Woodley (brb, catching the bus), Lady Gaga (performing Love Game!) and Hamish & Andy in JAPAN! TO THE FUTUREEEEEEEEE, HERE WE COME.
And the week after, Pussycat Dolls are performing. Hopefully, they perform Jai Ho otherwise, I won't be watching it. :.

Also: On Before The Game tonight, Jimmy Bartel was Jason-Player-Of-The-Day. He received a Jason pillow. AND GUESS WHAT? He's on my Dream Team. Epic win.
Y'know who else is on my Dream Team?
NICK RIEWOLDT.
I hate him but I had to trade Richo and I could afford Nick Riewoldt. Win.
So, now I has TWO Riewoldts on my Dream Team. Jack & Nick. Are they brothers? idk.
I kinda thinking to get a Dream Team FULL of Saints and Geelong players. I'd get TONNES of points. AND I WOULD WIN. (Of course, other people would have already thought of that but still).

Dale Thomas isn't playing tomorrow, btw.
BUT DAYNE BEAMS IS! ^__________^
Say hi to your mum from meeeee.
ANYHOO, BYE.

OMG.

Dale Thomas' questionnaire.
It was done last year but still.
Red Powerade would be awesome. Especially if you are doused in it. (LOOK TO THE RIGHT OF THIS BLOG!)

UPDATE.

On the previous post.
DAYNE BEAMS IS PLAYING THIS WEEK.
Brb, changing Dream Team around. #excited

DALE THOMAS. IS. AWESOME.

KNEE INJURY??
SINCE WHEN?
Um, in case you are wondering, Dale Thomas has a knee injury and won't play against Carlton.
SO MY CAPTAIN WILL GET ZERO THIS WEEK, IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING?
Jimmy Bartel is my Vice Captain so all is good. Win.
So, basically, Dayne Beams AND Dale Thomas aren't playing. Well, that's great. #sarcasm

In happier news, I have a four day weekend.
And I'm going to a party on Friday night (pizza ftw!) and I'm seeing a play called Bombshells on Saturday. Epic win.
And then, the bad news is that the teachers are aware that we have a four day weekend hence they have decided to give us STACKS of homework. So nice of them. NOT.

Hm.
Rove is on Sunday.
LADY GAGA IS PERFORMING. Epic win.
And Frank Woodley is on too. He's a comedian. Don't know much about him. I'm sure he is funny. :)

Mm.
Today at my school, they randomly played the Harry Potter theme song. And we were like, "O_______O! WHUT?"
And I lol'd.
WIN A COPY OF LOATHING LOLA, MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS OF MY LOVELY BLOG.
See? I just complimented y'all by calling you "lovely".
So yeah. Y'all should go and win a copy of Loathing Lola. It is a fabulous book. You won't be disappointed. :D

TGYH AND REBEL WILSON AND YEAH.

Thank God You Are Here (Ahem, I have to stop using contractions especially in my English essays) was on last night.
REBEL WILSON WAS ON! SHE LOOKED SO PRETTY AS A BLONDEEE. Aw.
I don't know who won, though. My TV died just after Rebel's performance.
Hughesy was on too. He was a good ventriloquist. I got confused who was talking though. :|.
And when Rebel Wilson came on for her performance, her dress was PRETTY. lmao.

Rebel was awesome in The Wedge, kk.
She was the stalker person. That was awesome. ^____^
And I think she played one of the Pokies people too. The one who was "pregnant".

And the Simpsons was on too. Win.
'Cept I didn't watch it. I taped it. But then, the TV died so I taped TGYH instead. :|.
Anyways, bye.
SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME.
#rove

HEY.

Um.
FUN FACT TIME!
-Don Bradman's favourite Pokemon is Pikachu. lmao. I found that out from TAYG. Win.

-Scott Pendlebury has a white chocolate mocha before each footy game. (And Dale Thomas has Spaghetti Bolognese the night before each game).

-Hair is made of covalent bonds. And when you straighten your hair, the covalent bonds break and hydrogen bonds are formed. But these hydrogen bonds are weak (as they are intermolecular) so they are only temporary. Hence why your hair can't be changed permanently. (i.e. a person with straight hair can't have permanent curly hair).

TAYG.

I watched TAYG last night.
Shaun Micallef (I just realised that I can't spell) was hilarious. I lol'd several times. :)
Josh Thomas is awesomeness.
AND PATIENCE WAS ON TOOO. She's from the Grates. Win.
She was really funny.
The Baby Boomers won. Peter Rowsthorne (can't spell) was with the Baby Boomers. D:

Speaking of acronyms, TGYH is on tonight. Win.
Hopefully, some awesome comedians are on. Like Peter Helliar, Shaun Micallef (win!), Hamish Blake (yes, I want him on AGAIN) and Hughesy. And plenty more.

And Channel 10 are continuing to put their expensive-all-new Simpsons episodes on Wednesday nights. Um, can someone pls tell them that Thank God You're Here is on the same night?
WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR MONIEZ, CHANNEL 10?? WE ARE IN A RECESSION (or going into a recession, idk)! WE HAVE A DEBT TO CHINA. DO YOU WANT CHINA TO RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY? SO WE CAN ALL BE COMMUNIST??? (Not that China is communist or anything... I think they are half-communist, idk).
/pointlessrantonnothinginparticular

In other news, Dale Thomas is awesome.

RANDOM PICTURE.

Dale looks like he's waving to someone. idk.
It's just funny, okay?
And look, it's little Pendlebury in the background who managed to rack up 100-something points for my Dream Team. Win.

JANE AUSTEN.

Take the Quiz here!

lmfao.

HI.

Um.
Collingwood lost. :|.
Which means that I only got 4 in my footy tipping. FAIL.
And most of my Dream Team are Collingwood players. I ought to trade them all off if they got under 30. (Gee, I'm harsh...)
I just checked my Dream Team. I thought Medhurst was playing? WHUT?
AND MY DREAM TEAM LOST. :(

In other news, Haydo was on the radio last night.
They played You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. Which was awesome.
And also, they played a really awesome Soulja Boy song.
Now, that is two songs that Nova DOESN'T play. :|.
ALSO: I have a new favourite song. Manhattan by Kings Of Leon. (Well, I heard it AGES ago but I'd just thought I'd tell y'all now..)

I HAD A DREAM...

Well, I had a really weird dream last night.
It wasn't weird while I was dreaming (it sounded quite normal) but now I think about it, IT IS WEIRD.

I'll explain.
I dreamt that I was at a training session for Collingwood. It wasn't really a training session; but all the Collingwood players were there. I think. Anyway, Collingwood were going to be playing Carlton so the players were discussing tactics and what not. And someone goes, "Dale Thomas, you'll be playing on Hughesy." And I go, "OH NO, HE'S THE BEST PLAYER."
(Basically, in my dream, Hughesy played for Carlton. Weird!).
And yeah. idk. Pretty crap dream, eh?

IN OTHER NEWS, HAYDO IS CAPTAIN AWESOME.
Win. He said so himself. ^_______^

ROVE.

I watched Rove last night. :)
It was all funny. But here were the highlights I can remember:

• Rove's monologue. Always funny. lmao.
• When Carrie was reading the news. And she was like, "Kyle Sandilands had hired a bodyguard because he's been receiving death threats." And then, Carrie was like, "The police have narrowed down the suspects to... anyone with a TV." And I lol'd. And I was like, "I send Kyle death threats. Written in BLOOD!" And someone walked past me, saying, "Dude, use a pen." And I'm like, "IT'LL BE YOURS NEXT! :"
• When Rove had his phone out and showing everyone the Sounds App on the iPhone. :)
• Ryan Shelton's Philosophisationing. DOES FATE EXIST? Yes, it does. Otherwise I wouldn't be here at the moment. lmao.
• Haydo's T-shirt during his Backstage thing. Um, awesome much? And btw~, nice hair, Haydo.
• LADY GAGA IS ON ROVE NEXT WEEK. Win. She is awesomeness.
• Hamish & Andy are on next week too. EPIC WIN.
• Petespace. Um, when ISN'T Pete funny? Apparently, he's in a movie that will probs come out next year or something. They're still making it. Win.
• WES MY CARR. js.
• Gina Riley and her awesomeness.
• A Time To Kill actor and Juno actor. In a movie. Win. (Not that I'm going to see that movie, cbf). I just liked A Time To Kill and Juno.

I think that's all. Well, the whole show was funny. So yeah. :D

I'M SWEET LIKE... DOUBLE DEE, DOUBLE DIEE, DOUBLE DEE, DOUBLE DIE. /florida

Sooo.
I watched Before The Game last night.
It was epic win.
Richo was on. And he was hilarious. :)

AND ROVE IS ON TONIGHT!!
Win.
Collingwood play footy on Monday night. Without Dayne Beams. FAIL.
Poor little Dayne. How is he going to compete with Jack Ziebell for the Rising Star award if he has a groin injury? DAMN YOU, JACK ZIEBELL! YOU MAY BE ON MY DREAM TEAM (and Dale Thomas' Dream Team, fyi) BUT TAKE A 6-WEEK BREAK OR SOMETHING. YOUR TEAM IS CRAP ANYWAYS. js.

Anyhoo, I shall go now.
^____^

APOLOGY.

The picture in the previous post didn't work.
Sorry.
Don't stress your brains out. :|.

'SUP?

Hi.
:)
I'll post a proper entry tomorrow or something. idk.

HEY. D'URGGG.

On Wednesday night, I watched Thank God You're Here.
Did I mention that?
idk.
Anyway, Josie Long was HILARIOUS! She deserved to win. :)
Hamish was awesomeee. As per usual.
And during the ad breaks, I was watching the Simpsons, and Ralph was at the urinal going, "I'LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, etc."
And Skinner was like, ">_> .... Are you finished yet, Ralph?"
And Ralph goes, "I was finished before I got here."
lmfao.

I can't wait for Sunday as Rove is on! WIN.
And on Wednesday night, Thank God You Are Here is on. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I EXPANDED THE CONTRACTION. E X P A N D E D. lol.
And also, on Wednesday night, I would already had my four SACs so yeah. Win.
And in Math Methods, we are doing Differentiation. And I have already done that in Specialist Maths. :D

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR ME.
#rove #twitter.com/rove1974 #awesome #lol

'SUP?

Hi.
We watched Dead Man Walking in Religion today.
It was all like sad and stuff. :'(
idk.
JACK BLACK WAS IN THE MOVIE. Win.
^_______^

I have 4 SACs next week.
For those of you who don't know what a "SAC" is (fair enough, you may be non-victorian, non-VCE person), a "SAC" is a test/assessment task/topic-test which is done in class time.
So yeah.
I have an English SAC (Language Analysis - eek!), Accounting SAC, Chemistry SAC and Specialist Maths SAC. :.

UM, WHUT?
Jack Anthony is suspended? Dayne Beams is out with a groin injury?
NOOO.
THEY ARE BOTH ON MY DREAM TEAM.
And also, who will kick the goals for Collingwood?
Tarkyn Lockyer? Well, yes, but we can't expect that from him every week. He can't work TOOOO hard, or he'll become stressed and pressured. And could get injured. :.
Anthony Rocca? See above. He just had an injury, missed out on most of last year's season, and yeah. idk. His history of injuries will hold him back, I think.
Dale Thomas? Young and too much flair. The team need him to kick more goals and improve a little more but idk.
Travis Cloke? Yes. Yes. Yes. He'd make a good goalkicker. That's just my opinion, though. No pressure on the kid, but I want to see him kick a heap of goals. js.
Leigh Brown? Mmhmm. Definitely. Rejects should always be looking to improve. Same goes for Paul Medhurst.
Leon Davis? YES. :). But as I said with Tarkyn Lockyer, Leon is getting the veteran-stage of footy. More chance of an injury. idk.

There are heaps more that could kick some goals. Hopefully we can beat St. Kilda on the weekend. HOPEFULLY. :)

HI.

My award from Tuffy's Tales. :D
Thanks. Even though I can't read the writing on the blog. :|.
I have to pass this award on to 10 other blogs.
So yeah.

1. Sam's blog.
2. Steph's blog
3. Jade's blog
4. Aidan's blog
5. Sonja's blog
6. Miri's blog.
7. Emily's blog
8. Maya's blog
9. Maya's other blog
10. This blog.

Phew. That was a lot of work. Bye.

OMIGOD, THIS PUPPY IS AWESOMENESS.

THIS IS THE CUTEST PUPPY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!
Its name is Ari.

It belongs to some really awesome netballer who used to play for the Melbourne Phoenix. And she has an awesome younger brother.

GUESS WHO?

CHEMISTRY AND FOOD AND ROVE AND EPIC-WIN-STUFF.

Um.
I should watch Masterchef. According to this website (which is seriously messed up on my computer), some of the contestants have interesting styles of cooking.
One of the people has the cooking style of "Molecular gastronomy". Someone please tell me what this means. :.
Also: Other cooking styles are "Comfort food" (does this mean they cook with chocolate? WIN), "Beer-inspired" (they can make the judges drunk!), "Inventive" and plenty more.

Speaking of food and chemistry, we learned about polymers, polyesters, monosaccharides and other things today. It was like Biology multiplied by 1000.
Anyway, there's an ester that smells like rum and is found in pineapples. LOL.

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!
...is on tonight.
Hamish Blake is on! EPIC WIN.
He's so funny, js.
I watched Talking About Your Generation yesterday.
Ruby Rose was so adorable and her hat was AWESOME.
CHARLIE PICKERING AND ARJ BARKER WON. ^______^
Epic win.
Also: we watched Dead Man Walking in Religion. :)
And the Time To Kill (the other movie we watched in Religion) actor is on Rove on Sunday night. With Jennifer Garner. And Gina Riley (Kath & Kim star who is in Chicago) is also on! Win.
And also... WES MY CARR???? :.

OMEGLE.

MY AWESOME CONVERSATION ON OMEGLE. :)
"YOU" IS ME. AND "STRANGER" IS SOME RANDOM STRANGER. :)

You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
You: Soooo..
You: DALE THOMAS FTW.
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: he is awesome
You: I know, right.
Stranger: number 13 shuld be declared the most awesome number ever
You: I KNOW.
You: 13 SHOULD BE THE OFFICIAL AWESOME NUMBER.
Stranger: he should be captain of teh mighty pies
You: He is captain of my Dream Team.
You: Win.
Stranger: nice
You: :D
Stranger: finally found an aussie on this god forsaken website
Stranger: lol
You: LOL, I KNOW.
You: Everyone is just like, "WHO IS DALE THOMAS?"
Stranger: damn yanks and they're 'gun this' and 'shoot that'
Stranger: yeah lol
You: Lmao.
Stranger: finding an aussie pies supporter is like finding a needle in a paddock full of haystackes
You: Yes. True that.
Stranger: lol
You: ST KILDA WILL BE THRASHED NEXT MONDAY. :)
Stranger: hopefully
You: My friends are all Saints supporters. :.
Stranger: find new freinds
Stranger: lol jokes
Stranger: im sure they have.. other qualities
You: Well, one of my friends is a Collingwood supporter. :D
Stranger: encrust her in diamonds
You: Sure. LOL.
Stranger: al my mates are richmond or essendon
Stranger: apart from one pies man
Stranger: well i gtg, dinner calls
Stranger: or at least parents do
You: Bye

HI.

Y'know what's funny?
When Cal Wilson tweets about Logies and Masterchef. I don't need to watch any TV. I can sit on the computer and read Cal's tweets.
And people say that I tweet a lot. :|.

So, anyway, I shall be watching Talking About Your Generation tonight.
And I shall go for Generation Y because, y'know, I am awesome. But then, when I get sick of going for them, I can be like, "GO CHARLIE PICKERING. YOU WERE ON ROVE. WIN."

Um, yes.
~FANFIC~
I wandered down the street.
People were everywhere, wearing masks. I wasn't. Why? Meh, cbf.
Then I bumped into a masked, colourful-tattooed guy.
"Omigod, it's the guy that has more ink than the Herald Sun!" I yelled, "Win."
Dayne Beams just stood there.
I hugged him and we walked to the End Of The World (idk where it is. It's somewhere. Rob and Amber were eliminated there. Fail).
~THE END!~

Rove is on Sunday night! AT EIGHT THIRTY!!! EPIC WIN.
Gee, that's an early time for Rove to be on. LOL.
WES MY CARR?
Oh, there it is. Never mind.

LOGIES.

So, Rove didn't win the Gold Logie. FAIL.
He did win two other awards though. ^_____^
Rebecca Gibney got the Gold Logie. I didn't stay up and watch it. I just read this blog.

Um.
This is a short post.
I'll make a longer one laters.

COLLINGWOOD DEFEATED THE KANGAROOS. ST. KILDA FANS: PREPARE TO BE BEATEN.

Collingwood won last night.
And it looks like Dale Thomas is concerned about getting the swine flu. LOL.
I feel sorry for the Kangaroos player though. :.

I have Pendlebury and Lockyer on my Dream Team. WIN. They both got more than 100 points. My Captain got 82 points which is also good. ^________^
UM. Rove isn't on tomorrow night. Fail. But he will win a Gold Logie. (I haven't voted but he votes for himself, apparently).

I also watched the Simpsons last night.
Win.
But I has a question.
Why does Channel 10 spend lots of moniez to put ALL NEW SIMPSONS on Wednesday night when heaps of people are already watching Thank God You're Here?

Anywayz, I shall go now. :D
^_____^
BYE.