APRIL FOOLS DAYYY!

Today, I had my Chemistry SAC.

It was so scary and hard and yeahhh.
:/



ALSO: I told my friends that strawberry jam was made from baby's blood. And they were like, "Um, Laura, strawberry jam is made from strawberries. Duh!"
And I'm like, "Oh yeahhh."
Oops.



And also, I had two free periods in a row. So I sat in the Common Room for 160 minutes, doing homework, listening to my friend tell everyone what "jizz" means, watching my friend draw people with charcoal and also listening to someone shave their legs. Whut.
Don't ask me why someone was shaving their legs IN THE COMMON ROOM. They had an epilator thingy.

That is a nice top, Dale and Heath. Nice. ^_____^

BEEEEEE JAYYY.

Did I mention that I watched Rove on Sunday night?
'Cause I did.
It was hilarious as usual.
Mick Molloy will be on next week and I srsly hate him. idk. He was good in Boytown though.
Ah, good times.

Anyhoo, I watched SYTYCDA last night.
I didn't want to watch it because I don't want any of the girls to leaveeee.
But Gianne had to leave. ;_;
lmao, I'd laugh if someone else got ~injured~ this week and Gianne came back.
Everyone would look at Gianne and be like, "YOU'RE NOT THAT INNOCENT NOW!"
lmfao.

Timomatic left too. I'll miss him.
Everytime I look at his name, I think of "mom".
idk.
I hate the way that I like ALL the girls still left in the competition.
I want to choose a winner but I can't.
Talia and BJ will be the final 2 but God help us all if we have to CHOOSE.

Okay, I'll stop talking about SYTYCDA.
Sorry.

I has a DREAM TEAM.
And there are lots of Collingwood players on my Dream Team.
Half of them didn't play on the weekend!
For example, Heath Shaw, John McCarthy, etc.
But Dale Thomas scored 81 for my Dream Team. ^____^
And Buddy probably scored the most on my team. idk.

And yeahh.

SYTYCDA.

BJ is the one third from the left.
I love his 'tache. ^____^
The girls are wearing HORRIBLE costumes because they've just finished their HORRIBLE routine which they did together.
So, don't look at the girls. LOOK AT BJ!
His red jacket and 'tache make him look ~sexy~.

Me and my friend are wanting to know what B.J. stands for.
Does anyone know?
My guess is: Beautiful Joy and Brilliant Jolly.
Yeah, I couldn't think of a word starting with J. :(

My predictions for the Top 4 for SYTYCDA are:
BJ, Charlie and Talia. I don't know about the fourth person - I like Gianne and Amy. And most importantly, KAT IS AWESOMEEEEE.

Anyhoo, hopefully Tim or Ben leave tonight. Or both. >_>

TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON AND STUFF.

He's so hot that I just melted.
It's an ~American~ poster btw. You can tell because there are not 20 different months in Australia and also, someone told me New Moon comes out in Australia in December. idk.

But that doesn't matter. I'd go to Volterra just to see ~sexy vampires~ taking off their clothes to be in the sunlight. X']

WHY, OH WHY, DID I NOT CHOOSE TO STUDY ITALIAN???
I could be in Italy right now.
I'd catch the bus to Volterra and be like, "Where does Aro and Caius and Marcus live?"
And the locals would stare at me and be like, "Um, are they your cousins?"
And I'll be like, "Nope. They are vampires who have been around for... awhile."
And the locals will be like, "O_____O. That's nice, you Twitard/Twihard."

WOW.
Ahem. I'm still annoyed that I didn't choose Italian. ;_;
Oh well. I'll just choose American and visit Bella and Edward and Renesmee and Seth in Forks. ;)
^________^

SPECKYNESS.

ASFGHASFDGHASFGH. DALERJTHOMAS, YOU ARE AMAAAAAAAAZING.
Whenever I'm watching the footy and Dale takes a specky, I'm just like dying of excitement.
lmfao.

ily, Dale.

DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMEEEEEE.

SUP Y'ALL?
I watched Before The Game last night. ^____^
It was funneh.
Collingwood lost, though. ;_;
Apparently, Dale Thomas kicked a goal that was not allowed.
STFU, MR. UMPIRE!
But yeah, apparently, Dale went REALLY well.
He's improving!

Um. Hey, did anyone read my Lamb story?
I'll write Part 2 soon. Hopefully, Lamb gets to go back to SYTYCDA.
I don't know who'll replace Penny. And I don't know how they will decide. :/
I'm presuming that Gianne will be back as she was the last girl eliminated but then again, Charlie might get to choose en eliminated contestant to come back. idk.

Rove is on tonight.
But it starts at 10pm.
Oh well. I'll still watch it. :)

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FROM MEEEEE. lmfao. /rove

NEW MOON.

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LAMB CHOP.

One day, Lamb Chop was sleeping on her comfy bed of hay in the paddock. She didn't have any friends. All the other lambs thought she was weird because she danced around the paddock.
Lamb woke up and stretched and ate some grass for breakfast.
Then she went to peek in to the farmhouse. The TV was on as the farmer's daughter was watching TV.
Lamb continued peeking in at the window. The other lambs came past and yelled out, "LAMB, YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN. GET OVER IT!"
But Lamb ignored them. She wanted to be a dancer. Nothing would stop her.
Suddenly, Lamb saw an ad on TV. It was for a new reality TV show called So You Think You Can Dance Australia. Lamb could dance! Lamb was in Australia! Lamb watched the ad to find out how to apply. "Oh no!" thought Lamb, "You needed to apply on a computer."

So, Lamb waited till the farmer and his family left the house to go to the market. She slid through the window and tiptoed to the computer so she didn't disturb anything.
She logged on to the SYTYCDA website and applied.

A few months' later, Lamb was waving goodbye to her friends on the farm. She had been chosen for the Top 20 in So You Think You Can Dance.
When Lamb arrived, she looked at the other 19 dancers. They were humans! Oh noes. They'd be much better than her.
But Lamb tried her hardest and made friends with her dance partner Timomatic and a few others like BJ, Kat and Talia.

Lamb and Tim went well with their routines despite the fact that Lamb was an animal and Tim was a human.
But it was sad that Lamb only lasted till Top 12. She cried and cried because she'd be leaving her dream, her dancer friends, Nat Bass and, of course, Matt Lee.

But Lamb knew her time was up and she caught the first tractor ride back to the farm.
She was welcomed back by all her friends and the farmer. They all said how fabulous she was and encouraged her to continue her dancing career.

Lamb felt so blessed and thanked everyone. "I'm sorry, guys, I don't think dancing is right for me. The other dancers were so much taller than me," Lamb said, graciously.

Lamb stayed on the farm and danced around the paddock. This was where she belonged. Even though she LOVED the SYTYCDA journey, she knew that the competition was for a human.

About a week later, Lamb found out one of her dancer friends, Penny, was injured. One of the dancers was eligible to come back! Lamb was ecstatic. She danced with more joy around the paddock just waiting for that phone call.
TO BE CONTINUED....

GRAND PRIX IS GAYYY.

I just spammed Twitter. :/
I'm pissed off because Channel 10 are putting the Grand Prix on TV on Sunday till 7 pm.
AND ROVE CAN'T START TILL 10PM.
F*** YOU, CHANNEL TEN. F*** YOU VERY VERY MUCH. I HATE WHAT YOU DO AND I HATE YOUR WHOLE CREW SO PLZ DON'T STAY IN TOUCH.

Dear Channel 10,
I don't hate you that much.
Don't worry, I'm still going to watch Rove. ;)
Sincerely,
Laura.
P.S. I'm not THAT angry. :P

WEIRD AL.

Weird Al - Trapped In The Drive Thru.
You should all watch it. NOW.
So funny.
^________^

During the video clip, I had to pause it just to rofl. D:

DALE THOMAS IS MOVING HOUSE. HE SHALL LIVE IN MY STREET. MWA HA HA.

On the Footy Show, Dale Thomas was explaining how his house is haunted.
And he was saying he should move house.
WELLLLL, I think he should move next door to meeeeee.

We'd be great neighbours. I'd be constantly ringing Dale's doorbell and be like, "My ball went over your fence..."
And then, I'd sit on my roof (as you do) and watch Dale's house. I'd position myself so that I can see Dale getting changed/having a shower/sleeping.
WHUT.
My stalking will be much more successful.
Except, of course, Dale might get worried. Like, Dale would be thinking, "Why is there a girl hanging around my house all the time?" and "Why is she peeking in through the window?" and "Is that my pink hairtie that she's wearing?"
lmfao.
OH AND DALE WOULD ALSO BE THINKING, "WHY IS THAT GIRL THROWING TOMATOES AT KYLEEEE?"

Anyhoo, Dale is awesomeee.
kk.

DALE THOMAS.

How cool is it?
Awesomeeeeeeeeee. ^_____^
Dale said his house is HAUNTED on the Footy Show.
lmfao. ily, Dale.

DUFFY FANS, DO NOT READ.

I reckon I'll lose a lot of followers by saying this but Duffy fans, please do not read this blog post. kk.
Okay, so I am kinda pissed off about this.
And I need to blog about it.
Anyone heard of Duffy?
Not Hilary Duff or Duff beer. I meant the singer, Duffy.
Well, I hate Duffy.
Seriously.

Her voice is SO ANNOYING.
I hate the song Rain On Your Parade or whatever it's called.
She is even worse than Kings Of Leon or The Fray. KOL and The Fray have LISTENABLE songs. But Duffy has UN-LISTENABLE songs. I can't STAND them.
Ugh.
But anyway, Rain On Your Parade (or whatever) is ALWAYS played on Video Hits. And she'll be performing on SYTYCDA sometime soon. I srsly need earmuffs.

So yeah.
I'll probably be hit by TWO HUNDRED MILLION tomatoes so I'd better get ready and dodge them.

FANFIC.

I went to the gym.
It was exciting.
I got out my iPod and listened to Fuck You by Lily Allen.
I nearly got tempted to sing out loud but luckily I didn't 'cause there were teachers in the room. :/

NOM NOM NOM.
Apparently, there was a whole page on Mitchell Johnson in the MX newspaper one day. And I'm like, "WHY OH WHY DID I NOT GO TO THE CITY THAT DAY??!"
Yeah, besides that, my life is pretty boring.
I'll write a fanfic to keep you all awake (or to put you to sleep).

~FANFIC~
One day, me and Mitchie went to Dale Thomas' house.
I rang the doorbell and we waited for ages.
Finally, a blonde, orange-skinned woman, wearing leopard-skinned pants, opened the door.
"EWWW, YOU LOOK LIKE A OOMPA-LOOMPA!" I yelled fierceeeeely.
The woman frowned. "Excuse me? I'm Dale Thomas' girlfriend, Kylee."
My mouth dropped open. "WHUUUT?"
The woman frowned deeper. "Are you here to see Dale? Because you can't. He's with me."
I gave Kylee the fierceeeeeest look I could muster. "Kylee Carlsen, you stay away from my boyfriend. I don't think Dale would appreciate a fake-tanned woman hanging around like a bad smell. If he wants to see the colour orange, he'll plant an orange tree," I said, fierceeeee.
Kylee just stood there, with a blank look on her face. "I think Dale appreciates me more than you. You're just a school kid who can't cook anything!" yelled Kylee, un-fiercee and un-sexy.
"Fyi~, I can cook cupcakes," I grinned, "AND PIES."
And I marched into Dale's house, with my red high-heeled boots clacking on the floorboards, and went to the freezer and pulled out the apple pie that I cooked yesterday at Dale's house. I marched back to Kylee and shoved the pie in her face.
"How do you like them apples?" I asked.
THE END~!

Ahem. No, I am not obsessed with Dale Thomas OR Loathing Lola.

PIES.

It is MEANT to be an animation of Krusty throwing a pie at the woman.
I know what my future job is. I'll be Laura the Clown and then, Mitchie can be SIDESHOW MITCHIEEEE. lmfao.

HI.

Y'all should read THIS.
FUNNIEST BLOG EVER.
Scroll down and find the part where she tells everyone what the lead guitarist of The Fray's name is. HILARIOUS.
I rofl'd so much. ^______^

Today I had schoooool. EW.
And we listened to some ~depressing~ talk in Pastrol Care about how we have to go to university/TAFE and how we have to go to Open Days and go well in Year 12 so that we get a good result and preferences for uni and ARGH.

THINGS I LOVE.

LOOK. Some of my favourite things.
And on Rove next week, two of the people are from an upcoming movie and NOT comedians who think they're funny. Like, I didn't get any of the jokes that Rhys Darby or Steve Coolan were saying. :(
The two people on next week are from The Boat That Rocked. I don't wanna see that movie because it's rated R but I still like them. ^____^

SYTYCDA AND ROVEEEE.

I watched Rove last night. ^_________^
The funniest thing: Ryan Shelton was trying to find the Key To Happiness. And he was like, "What does it take to be un-unhappy? Friends, family, fanta.... OH, I KNOW, THE LETTER F!"
lmao.
So, I'm going to watch Futurama, eat Fried rice and listen to Fall Out Boy while sitting with Josh Fraser (WHUT? His name starts with F).

Did you know that Mitchie (my bffl) made 123 against South Africa in one of the innings. As well as taking 4 wickets?
WHUT?
Dear Mitchie,
You are awesome.
Keep up the awesomeness.
Love from your bffl, Laura.

Dear Dale Thomas,
You are awesome.
Keep up the awesomeness.
Love from your personal stalker, Laura.

lol. My letters are FABULOUS.
BJ and Talia and Kat were AWESOMEEE last night.
They are my favourites. I also did not like it how the judges were so mean about Gianne and Loredo's second dance. Like, Matt said something mean but in a nice way. The other two just went for the MEEEEEEEEEEEEEANMEANMEANMEAN.
Jason Coleman and Bonnie, you can go shave your backs now. :/

ROVE.

I was watching Video Hits.
And they played the If You Seek Amy song by Britney Spears.
And yes, I do like that song. ^_______^

Anyway, on Rove tonight, Hughesy will explain why you shouldn't be friends with your ex. And Ryan Shelton will explain the Key to Happiness in his Philosophisationing segment. And yes, Philosophisationing is a real word. *clever*
And yes, I found out this information from TWITTERRRRR. (If you look to the right, there are my Twitter updates. If you need to exit, click the cross top right of the screen. ACTUALLY DON'T LEAVEEEE MEEEEEE!!)

Anyhoo, Evermore shall be playing on Rove tonight. ^____^
Y'know what would make Rove better?
If Haydo could do a segment. Haydo can be like, "HAI!"
And Dale Thomas should be a guest on Rove. THAT WOULD BE AWESOMEEEEE.

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FOR MEEEE, kk.

KAT.

Aw, ICU being cute, Kat. ICU.
Kat's always cute. In the Top 18 or something, she wore ~sexy~ red boots.

THE PLUG: So You Think You Can Dance is on Sunday night at 7:30 pm. Don't turn the TV on earlier or there'll be a whole lot of lonely, cheeseburger people crying.

I still don't see why The Biggest Loser is on at 7pm weeknights INSTEAD of Friends. Friends is funnier and Joey is AWESOMEE.

And yes, I can copy Rove and do THE PLUG. ;)

JIMMY AND BUDDYYYY.

Ew, look at his hairrrz. And he learned to smile??! You're not cute anymore, Jimmy, you just aren't. :/

But then again, look who is looking ~sexy~ in sunglasses....
BUDDYYYYYYY.

Sorry, about the writing on the photos. You have to buy the photos and I don't know how much they cost. :/

LOL.

Ahem.
http://tinyurl.com/dfn9ty
CLIIIIIIICK.
lmao.

Anyhoo, the "z" button on my keyboard broke off so now, everytime I want to type "z", I have to grab a pen or something and shove it down the stupid hole. :(

ALSO: Dale Thomas RUUUUUUULES. X']
Well, he does.
Duh.

The Simpsons is on soon. ;)
YAY.
And I jizzed in my pants. ^______^

MY TWITTER WIDGET.

I HAS WIDGET.
On my blog.
^________^
Okay, I agree that it isn't as cool as Aidan's but still. I lyk it.

Anyhoo, apparently at school today, someone saw skywriting and it said, "MARRY ME".
Does that mean that Dale wrote that for me?
AW, HOW SWEET!
Hopefully, Dale proposes with a burger ring. YUM.

CUTIEEEE.

Oh, ICU being all cute.
With your gorgeous hairrrz and headband. ^_____^

UGH.

WHYYYY IS TWITTER NOT WORKING???
I'm at school, btw~.
And I also typed in facebook.com and that is blocked too. Do y'know why?? Because it said "DATING/SOCIAL".

Last night, I read Surf Sisters. It is an AWESOMEEEE book.
I like Tilly and Pink. Because Tilly is awesome and Pink works in a hardware store. And all the guys laugh at her so Pink is FIERCEEEEEE. ^________^
I like Marlee too cuz she was saving up to go to some surfing contest and she still needed more moniez. But her mum needed more moniez to pay the bills. SO MARLEE, GENEROUS LIL MARLEE, GAVE HER MUM ALL THE MONEY SHE'D SAVED.
Whut?

I shall go and google search "Dale Thomas". ;)

SCHOOLIES AND OTHER STUFF.

I had schoolz today.
In Math Methods, we did this quiz thingy and guess who won???
MEE.
And then, I had a freeeeee and then, Accounting.
After Accounting was the worst subject ever: Chemistry.
idk. I just hate it. :(

Anyhoo, I'm going on Schoolies at the end of the year.
One of my friends wants to go to Dromana (Mornington Peninsula).
And the rest of us are like, "NOOOO, HOW WILL WE GET THERE? NO ONE WILL HAVE THEIR LICENCE LET ALONE A CARRRRRR."
Yeah. The friend (who wanted to go to Dromana) had many ideas for Schoolies like:
-Cruise (but we said you have to have someone over 21 in each cabin and also: too expensive for a cheapskate lyk me)
-Mountains (but we said, "how will we get there?" and "what can you do there?")
-Dromana (see above)
-and yeahhh.

So, that's why we've all decided to go to the city or something.

NOM NOM NOM.
I've been listening to Taylor Swift's latest album which is ABSOLUTELY fantastic.
^________^
I recommend you all buy it. It isn't a waste of moniez.

HELP ME.

WHO AM I?

President BARON LLAMA CHIN is my Captain.

I am a Yearning American Writer Person, on the roofs of the world.

I contain multitudes.

Does anyone know the answer to the question above?

ANYONEEE?
'Cause I have no idea. ;_;

FUNNY.

Earlier, the livewire blonde had brought chuckles from the room – especially the older members in the room such as his teammates and teachers – when one boy asked the Pies who their toughest opponents had been.

Swan offered the likes of Gary Ablett and Chris Judd.

Another said how Lance Franklin would be tough to play on. But then Thomas had his say.

“Trav’s brother reckons Setanta O’hAilpin can be pretty tough to play on.”

See how funny Dale Thomas is?
^_____^

SUP?

Today was St Patrick's Day.
^________^
Casual clothes FTW.
Anyhoo, we ate fried rice and then, I ate a helluva lot of prawn crackers (which were deliciously yum!)

And we got to see our little sisters/buddies.
Mine were very shy and mainly drew on their shoes/hands/legs/anything they could find.
And then, at the end, I was like, "Wanna join that group?"
And they were like, "Okay."
So, then, they were un-bored. lmfao.

Oh and in fourth period, I was a nerd and stayed at school studying. 8D
And some other people were there. And we watched this really funny Harry Potter thingy on Youtube. ^______^

Anyway, that was a quick update for all you friends, followers and random stalkers.

Hmm.

I watched SYTYCDA and Rove last night.
As per usual.
And Talia did a dance to Love Story by Taylor Swift! She's my favourite - I love her.
ANDAND BJ stripped off his clothes. 'Cause he was dancing as an accountant who had an affair with a housewife. ^______^
BJ can be my accountant ~anytime~.
Me and my friend share him. I get him for the mornings and she has him at night. D:
Ahem.

And on Rove, they said that Humphrey Bear was sued by Channel 9. I mean, c'mon. Just because he doesn't wear pants, doesn't mean you can SUE him.

I wish Dale Thomas didn't wear pants. I would watch the football more closely. I'd even wear my glasses so I can see everything. LOLWHUT?

NOM NOM NOM.
I really like the song You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift and Fifteen by Taylor Swift. ^______^
Almost as good as Love Story. But nothing can beat Love Story. :P

And I like Dale Thomas too. Yeah, I bet you didn't know that, DIDYA?

TODAYYY.

I went to the Collingwood Family Day today. And everyone was queued up to get autographs of the players. And there were so many teenage girls there going, "OMG, WHERE'S DAISY? WHERE? OMG!"
And I was looking at the merchandise and all these girls were like, "I want a Dale Thomas poster, a Dale Thomas badge..."
lmfao.

Anyhoo, I didn't get a photo with Dale Thomas. ;_;
But I did get a photo with Dayne Beams. He is covered in tattoos. I wanted to say to him, "Nice tatts" but I was too nervous.
Oh and they had a presentation thing where the players got called up on stage one-by-one and got interviewed by Eddie McGuire.
And Dale Thomas went up there. (And the crowd cheered SO MUCH.)
And Eddie was like, "So, are you going to get stuck into them [i.e. the opposition]"
And Dale thought that Eddie was talking about the fans. So, Dale goes, "Yeah, I'll get stuck into the fans."
And I lol'd so much. Hopefully, he made the comment in a ~sexual~ way.
lol.

But yeah, the Family Day was pretty good.
They gave out free icy-poles at the end. OOH YEAH.
And I got a few autographs like Dayne Beams, some guy called Lachlan Keefe or something, Jarrad Blight or something, Shane O'Bree, Scott Reed and Sharrod Wellingham.
I could mainly get autographs of the rookies because all the other players (the more experienced players like Dale) were inside a marquee/tent. And if you wanted an autograph of them, you had to queue up for AGES.

And yeah.
On the holidays, I'm doing the Learner's Permit Test.
So I'll warn you all when you have to be careful on the roads, kk.
I'll probably be a REALLYYYYYYY reckless driver. >_>
(Don't worry, I'm basically getting my Learner's Permit so that I'll have I.D. and I can go to nightclubs and sit in a corner reading a book. LOLWHUT?)

Anyways, I was going to be going on Retreat tomorrow. But nooooo, it got cancelled. So, now, it'll be school tomorrow. More homework, less freedom. :/

HAZY-DAISY.

Um, Daisy? Are you trying to tell me something? Something along the lines of, "I don't love you like I did.. yesterdayyyyy. Sorry, I'm in love with Gary Ablett. His dad was my role model. ^________^"
lmfao. DaleRJThomas, I still love you even if you do hug other men. (:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=532743&page=4

IAMBORED.

HEYY.
I'm bored. Want a fanfic?

~FANFIC~
Dale, Mitchie and me walked down the footpath towards Haydo's house.
"YOU'LL BE THE PRINCE AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS~!" I sang to Dale.
"It's a love story, baby just say yessss," Dale replied, smiling.
We reached Haydo's house and rang the doorbell.
Haydo answered.
"HELLO HAYDEN-AIDAN-JAYDEN!" I called.
Haydo laughed. "Just call me Hayden or Haydo," he told us, "Nothing rhymes with Hayden."
We went inside.
Haydo served us ice-cream because, y'know, he is the awesomest ice-cream man EVERRRR.
"HAZY DAISY, SIT NEXT TO MEEEE," I said, fierceeeely.
"Yes, ma'am," Dale joked, sitting next to me.
Mitchie sat opposite me, quietly eating his ice-cream with chocolate topping.
"HAYDOOOO, HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" I said, fierceeely grinning.
"Laura, you know perfectly well that I don't have a girlfriend," Haydo replied.
"Then who's in the shower?" Everyone stopped what they were doing and listened to the shower running.
"Uh, um... I don't know." Haydo lowered his head and ate a scoop of ice-cream.
"YOU DON'T KNOW? Yet, this is your own house?" I asked, fierceeee.
"Laura, don't yell at Haydo," Dale told me, "He's an awesome guy."
"DALE R. J. THOMAS, I ASKED HAYDO TO A ~PROM~ AND HE SAID YES BECAUSE HE'S SINGLE. Because no one else has taken him to a Prom before. And yet, here he is, in his own house, with a girlfriend," I yelled, fierceeeeely.
Mitchie smiled. "Dale, you should be nice to Laura. She could break up with you. And then, you'd be depressed," Mitchie said.
"Thankyou, Mitchieeeeee. ily."
Haydo and Dale ate their ice-cream in silence. We heard the shower get turned off and a woman stepped out.
"HEY~, WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEEPS DOIN' HERE?" the woman asked.
I looked at Mitchie. Mitchie looked at me.
"We're here to see Haydo, if that's alright," Mitchie said, kinda fierceeee. Oh, Mitchie, I'm so proud.
"Excuse me? Me and Haydo were discussing what we'd wear to the Prom," the woman said, glaring at Mitchie.
"HUH? HAYDO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" I chucked my ice-cream in the woman's face and ran out of the house, closely followed by the awesomest bffl in the history of the world.
When I'd run to the Milkbar, I turned around facing Mitchie.
"What a b****!" I exclaimed.
"We are fierceeeeee. Don't you think?" Mitchie grinned.
"Of course. We make a great team," I smiled back at Mitchie.

Later that night, I received a call from Haydo saying he had broken up with his "BITCH OF A GIRLFRIEND" and wanted to go to the Prom with me. SCORE!
THE END~!

Wow, that fanfic was weird. Me and Mitchie are bffls, me and Dale are dating, and me and Haydo are going to the Prom. lmfao. ^_____^

HAHA.

Dale Thomas, what are you doing??
Paul Chapman doesn't want to be dacked. :/

lmfao.
Dale Thomas, you never cease to amuse me.
ALSO: Dale tripped some Geelong player yesterday. SO FIERCEEEE.

Oh and guess what albums I just bought?
Taylor Swift's and Lily Allen's. ^______^
I was thinking of buying P!nk's album but oh well. D:

NOM NOM NOM.

Y'know how I told y'all about the girls from my school yelling across the road to me?
Well, those girls did the same to me today.
Except this time, as I was walking out of the school, the girls came up to me. (They are in year 7, btw~). And this is how the conversation went -
Year 7 girl: Are you Laura?
Me: Yes.
Year 7 girl: Your buddy/little sister is my friend.
Me: Oh....kay?
Year 7 girl: She said you were nice.
Me: Okay.

And the conversation kinda went on. For a little while.
So, basically, the girls who yelled out from across the road are year 7's. Their friend is my year 7 buddy.
Well, I have two buddies so I didn't know which buddy they meant.
But I think I know which one. ^_____^

Anyhoo, today was a pretty good day at school. idk.
Except for the Chemistry, everything was good. D:

Collingwood play tonight.
And the Collingwood Family Day is on Sunday.
JOY!

MATHS AND RANDOM STUFF.

Hi, I had a Maths SAC today.
Non-calculator = easy.
Calculator = annoyingly hard.
I also had a Religion SAC. Which was EASYYY.

Collingwood will win tomorrow. If they don't, Jimmy Bartel shall DIEEE.
Wait - I can't kill Jimmy Bartel - he's so adorably cuteeee.
I'll kill Cameron Ling instead. ^______^
No one likes him anyway. HE'S SO FREAKING UGLY.

NOM NOM NOM.
In my Maths SAC, I had that "NORMAL GUY IN THE HOUSE. WHAT ARE YOU OTHER NORMAL GUYS UP TO? LET'S MAKE A PACT. LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE PACT" in my head. I don't even know how it got there. O____O

And when I walked home, there was no one yelling out to me. Phew!
Except everytime I saw a girl from my school, I'd freak out, thinking that they'd start saying they love me or something. /random

Anyhoo, I shall leaveeeeee now. D:

SCHOOL.

I have a Maths SAC tomorrow.
Should I be studying?
Yes.
Do I want to study?
Not particularly. /fail

ALSO: Should I stalk Dale Thomas on Sunday? (There is a Collingwood Family Day on Sunday and I wanna go).

Dale Thomas is playing footy on FRIDAYYY.
In the GRAAAAAAAAND FINAL.
VERSING JIMMY BARTEL.

ANDANDANDANDAND MITCHIE WON THE CRICKET AGAINST SOUTH AFRICAAAAA.
Oh, Mitchie, ily.

Today, I was walking home from school and some girls across the road who went to my school were all like, "HEY LAURA! WE LOVE YOU, LAURA!"
And I just waved and smiled, thinking, "WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? AND HOW DO THEY KNOW MY NAME???"
Like, they weren't from my year level. They looked like they were year 7's or something. idk.
I only glanced at them though. There was a tall girl among them so that MAY have been my year 7 buddy. Oh well. idk.
Scary.

Anyhoo, I should do my R.E. homework. :/
(I have lots of other homework too but I also have many excuses why I can't do them. >_>)
Oh, btw~, you'd have excuses too if you had Chemistry and Specialist Maths homework to do. How do you solve cos x (cos x - sin x)??? HUH? HUH? HUH?
HOW DO YOU GRAPH (SIN X)^2?
Your answer: "With a calculator. DUH. ^_________^"

Except you can't use a calculator if the exam is Tech-Free. :P

DAISY.

AW! That is so cute. He wears a headband. ^_______^



Dale Thomas made a funny. D:
The players were telling the ~fans~ who was the toughest opponent to play on. Some players were like, "Gary Ablett or Chris Judd."
And Dale goes, "Trav's [Travis Cloke] brother reckons Setanta O’hAilpin can be pretty tough to play on."
lmfao. OH, DAISY, WHY SO FUNNEH?

AWWW. I WANT A HUG FROM DALEEE. Nathan J. Brown is so lucky.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=532743&page=4

That's the link, guiseeeee. ^_______^

HAI~!

HELLO EVERYONE! ^____^
I watched SYTYCDA and Roveeeee yesterday.
BJ was so cuteee. And Kat and Danny did a dance where Danny was the JOKERRR (aka Heath Ledger) and Kat was the victim. KAT WAS SO ADORABLE. And she got a ~squeal~ from Mary Murphy. D:
My other favourite, Talia, was given a ticket on the ~hot tamale train~ by Mary Murphy. And then, Nat Bass was like, "CAN I COME TOO?"
And Mary Murphy said "yes".
OH, MARY MURPHY, YOU ARE AWESOMEEEE.

And on Rove, they talked to Coldplay.
ILOVECOLDPLAY. ^________^
I like the Coldplay song Lovers In Japan. THE VIDEO CLIP IS AMAAAAAAZING.

And Zafron is on Rove next week.
Could my life get any WORSE?
IHATEZAFRON. HATEHATEHATEHATE.
I hate him.
GRRR.
Zafron should DIEEEEE. All the other HSM people should die too.
UGH.

Isn't it weird that I like Camp Rock yet I hate High School Musical?
Well, it's true. :/
JOBROS > ZAFRON

lmfao. FUNNY STORY.

I'm going to watch Roveeeee now.
Btw~, I was looking through Twitter people because I wanted to ~follow~ a celebrity that I'm not already following.
And I found the Twitter page of someone who used to be my friend and then turned ~BITCHY~.
AND I WAS LIKE, "SHOULD I FOLLOW HERRR?" Because then I can stalk the ENEMYY.

Except she might know that it's me and she'd block me. :(

So yeahhh. I need advice. SHOULD I FOLLOW HER OR NOT?

^________^

LOOOOOOOOONG WEEKENDS ARE AWESOMEEEE.
If you didn't realise, I have no school tomorrow!

ROVEEEE is on tonight! ^___^
With Ben Lee and that comedian guy and Haydo and Carrie and Pete and Hughesy and Hamish and Andy (who is related to Ben Lee).
ALSO: SYTYCDA is on tooo. WITH MARY MURPHY AS A GUEST JUDGE.
I seriously need earplugs.
My prediction: BJ and Gianne will be on the "hot tamale train".
idk.

I had a chocolate fountain at my party on Friday.
It was SO AWESOMEEEEE.
^_____^

Oh and Dale Thomas and Jimmy Bartel are in the NAB Grand Final. D:
So, it'll be DALE THOMAS vs JIMMY BARTEL.
The winner shall be loved by MEEEEEEEE. The loser shall be showered in mud and hatred. (But if Dale Thomas loses, he shall be loved also).

FOB TRAIL.

http://www.friendsorenemies.com/cp/fobtrail/
HAS ANYONE PLAYED THE FOBT GAME?
It is so difficult. I can never be bothered hunting for food. And Pete died of sadness.
AND THE GUITAR-PLAYING-PART IS HORRIBLE.
And then, when they go partying, they always do bad stuff. :(

And once, I clicked on "Party with Barack Obama". And I had to answer some questions. WHICH WERE MASSIVELY HARD. ;_;
So, the game was like, "YOU HAVE MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF OBAMA."
And I'm like, "STFU."

;_;
THE GAME HATES MEEE.
/randompost

STUFF.

I had my party yesterday! ^_____^
I got manyyyy lovely presents so yeahhh. :P
DALEEEEEE THOMAS KICKED TWO GOALS YESTERDAY.
I didn't watch the game but Collingwood (of course) won. So they are in the GRAND FINAL.
Well, not the MAIN grand final. The NAB one.

Dayne Beams was (apparently) good toooooo.
He has ~pretty~ tattoos. idk.
Dayne Beams is kinda cute, btw~. But not as cute as Dale Thomas, Jimmy Bartel and Buddy Franklin. ^________^

I told you the presents I got from my parents (see: previous post) but I'll tell you what else I got.
Basically, I got: moniez, vouchers for stuff, cake (my friend ~baked~ a cake), marzipan (my friend is going to give everyone marzipan for their 18th ^_____^), perfume, bag, another bag, jewellery, other stuff AAAAAND Dale Thomas-in-a-box (No, I didn't receive this but I tried looking on eBay).

I AM 18 NAOOOOOO.
I shall be legal. To do stuff. (By doing "stuff", I mean like staying at home on Saturday/Friday nights and doing homework. NEEEEEEEEEERD).
NOM NOM NOM. ^________^

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!

Yes, it is. :P
For my birthday, my parents gave me: The Simpsons Game, Twilight soundtrack, chocolate, moniez, voucher for CD shop, voucher for cinemas and yeahhh.
^_____^

I woke up early to spam Twitter. But I don't think I'll have enough time. :/

Oh well. -happy-

DALE THOMAS PLAYS TONIGHT (I think).
Against Essendon. We shall thrash their pants off. Actually, no. I'll just squash them and eat them for dinner. D:

NOM NOM NOM.
I have two maths subject today!
EWWWWW.
Specialist Maths and Maths Methods. :/

HAI~!

HEY EVERYONE!
Guess what? Yesterday was bad but today was pretty good. D:
We had Maths Methods in first period.
AND WE GOT OUR TESTS BACK. I got 100% on the Non-calculator one and 90% on the Calculator one. ^_______^

My friends were all like, "O_____O" Because, y'know, not many people get 100%. idk.
Well, a few people got 100% in my class. I think it was just the people who do Specialist Maths as well. idk.
There's a year 11 in my Math Methods class. And she went well, apparently. But then again, she only does ONE year 12 subject. Everyone else does 274,328,474 year 12 subjects. STFU. SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE WE DO THAT MANY SUBJECTS. :/

Anyhoo, after Maths, I had a free period. Where I sat in the Common Room and did my Maths Methods homework. 8-]
ALSO: I had to listen to my friend talking about jizzing in her pants, saying that Chris Brown is a woman-basher and many other weird stuff.
After that interesting free period, I had Accounting. WE GOT TWO CUPCAKES!
^________^
ILOVECUPCAKES.
And we might be getting cupcakes tomorrow but idk. And I'm bringing cupcakes on Tuesday or something. idk.

After Accounting, we had Chemistry. EWWWW.
AND IT WAS A TITRATION.
But not just a titration. A BACK TITRATION. I nearly cried.

The first question in the prac was "WHAT IS THE CONCENTRATION OF SODIUM THIOSULFATE?"
Me: "UHHH, OOPS. I FORGOT TO CHECK THAT. >_>"

I'll just copy my friend's answer. Hopefully.

AND YEAHHH.
And on the way home, I had that, "DING DONG, NORMAL GUY IN THE HOUSE" in my head. AND THEN IT RAINED. ;_;

So yeahh.
That was my ~boring~ day. I hope you enjoyed it.
You can go shave your back now. /meangirls

I HAD A BAD DAY...

'SUP, Y'ALL?
I went to school todayyy! (NO SHIT, LAURA, I NEVER KNEW DAT!)
And we watched some Motivational Media thingy. Which really good.
(Except for the part when Casey Donovan came on screen and I started cringeing due to the fact that her piercings were YUCK, no offence).

Anywayz, in the Motivational Media thing, there was a girl who committed suicide because she was all depressed and what not. So, I was like, "AWWW, THAT'S SO SAAAD." (Everyone else was probably thinking the same thing, btw~).
Anyhoo, at the end, the guy was like, "Now, there are three things you need if you ever feel depressed..." And I'm like, "I DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE THOSE THREE THINGS."
And the guy's like, "1st thing: a best friend or someone to confide in." And I'm like, "Uh oh."
I forgotten the other two things (whoops!) but gee, that first thing really brought out Emo!Laura.
I thought Motivational Media was meant to MOTIVATE ME TO BE A BETTER PERSON rather than DEPRESS ME.

;_;
MORE SAD NEWS: My Year 12 Retreat got CANCELLED. Again. Postponed till June. AFTER the mid-year exams. WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO MY YEAR LEVEL???

So yeah.
Also, (some more bad stuff), I had my Maths test today. There was a question on PARTS PER MILLION. In a MATHS test. WHUT?

So yes, I had a bad day. Now, excuse me, I'm going to listen to Bad Day by Daniel Powter. (STFU, I LIKE THAT SONG).

AND I ALSO LIKE REVELRY BY KINGS OF LEON. ^________^

ROVE AND SYTYCDA AND LILY ALLEN AND SPARKLY SHOES AND HAYDOOOO.

I watched Roveee last night.
They talked about Twitter!!!!111
And when Lily Allen came on, Myf was saying how she following Lily on Twitter.
And I'm like, "MEEEE TOOOOOOOO!"

ILOVELILYALLEN.
She was SO CUTEEEEE.
When she answered the ~big question~, she was all like, "I find happiness with God watching over me. At work, at home, on the toilet. Actually, God, maybe I need a little privacy."
And Pete was like, "DID SHE JUST CALL THE LORD A PERVERT?!"

lmfao.
I loved how Lily said "privacy".
She said it how Jamie Oliver would say it. I wonder how she pronounces "anchovies".

OH AND LILY HAD ~GORGEOUS~ SHOES ON. They were all sparkly and OMG-so-pretty. Myf and Carrie were like drooling over them.
And I was like, "I WANT THEM NAO!"

And also: I watched SYTYCDA. Penny was wearing this awesome green dress. And then, at the end, Charlie kissed her. And I'm like, "AWWWWW! ^_^"
Oh and Lamb wore a pretty red dress and danced to Kelly Clarkson's new song. ^_____^

They were all BRILLIANT dancers last night. My favourite would have to be BJ and Gianne. idk. And I liked E-man, Talia (preeeeeeeeetty name), Damien, Amy (IF U SEEK AMYYYY) and Kat. D:

AND YEAHHH.
P.S. Haydo would make a good ice-cream man. He can come down my street ~ANYTIME.