WINNING.

WE WON.
MY LISTS WORKED BECAUSE WE BEAT ESSENDON YEAH.
Let's just ignore the fact that Essendon are a dud team and that we played alright-ish, let's ignore it okay.

Now, because we only played alright-ish, I don't think that's good enough to beat the Hawks. Or maybe it is? idk idk maybe Hawks will think it's so easy that they don't even bother showing up. Maybe...

Time for another list:
1 x Leigh Brown (we need a second ruck okay, Maxy*/Goldsack/Elliott will just not do)
1 x Chris Dawes (I know, I know, he's not great, but if Leigh Brown isn't available...)
50 x donkeys for Travis Cloke (as a thank-you gift for finding some form)
9 x spiked urine samples for Buddy Franklin. (the weed didn't work so let's get crafty)
22 x packets of prescription drugs to go in the lockers of any Hawks who will play on Friday. (got this handy little trick off Winners & Losers, teehee)
1 x holiday for Alastair Clarkson. A nice relaxing cruise, with lovely soft padding on the walls.
1 x quick-fix ankle treatment for Tyson Goldsack.
10 x ice-creams for Alex Fasolo.
1 x slab of beer for Dane Swan (to be drunk after we win the Grand Final, and will be used as a dangling carrot to make Swanny play extra better)
3 x hair gel for Sharrod Wellingham.
8 x pink underwear for Daisy Thomas.
1 x puppy for Alex Fasolo.
1 x Jarryd Blair.
22 x tickets to see the Kath & Kim movie on Friday night for all Hawks listed in the team on Thursday night.
1 x pair of fluoro green boots for Chris Dawes. (Well, they worked for Travis, right?)

And yeah, that's all for now.
Enjoy!

*Maxy was good in the ruck, but it was a little rough for him and the poor thing nearly got injured. We have to minimise all injuries, yep.