BUCKS' PACKING LIST

Off to Sydney today (with a slight detour - RIP JMac, love you and miss you always xoxo) to get ready and pumped for Friday night's match.

I snuck into Bucks' house yesterday (well, not really "snuck" because me and Bucks are awfully close and have coffee on Sunday mornings) and managed to get hold of his packing list.

5 x underwear, just in case
4 x pink underwear, just in case Daisy forgets (which he usually does)
3 x painkillers for Chris Dawes (again, just in case)
1 x puppy for Alex Fasolo
1 x copy of "how to kick goals for dummies" just in case the forwards forget
1 x cake
6 x donkeys (as Travis doesn't have room in his suitcase)
5 x hair gel in case Sharrod forgets
9 x shots of caffeine to energise the group at half time especially Faz
1 x llama (for company)
1 x pair of lucky socks
1 x iPod (containing that epic TSwifty song WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHERRRR LIKE EVERRRR and also some Biebz too)
1 x laptop and that USB thingy that contains the interwebz just in case hotel doesn't supply wi-fi (need to download the latest Glee epiosde tomorrow)
1 x present for John Longmire (special home-grown mushrooms that were found randomly on the nature strip)
22 x tickets to see Madagascar 3 on Friday night, to be given to the whole Sydney team
1 x tub of ice-cream in case Faz gets hungry
1 x special head gear for Darren Jolly because there'll be twice the amount of Reids on the ground and twice the amount of chances to have Reid's knee in Jolly's head (the joke never gets old, okay, omg)
1 x Cameron Wood just so Travis has someone to cuddle at night
1 x SLR camera for Harry O

And yeah.
We're gonna win, we're gonna beat the Swannies and then we'll smash Hawks back to Tasmania, yeah baby!