BUCKS' TO DO LIST

We lost on Friday night, but the pussycats lost too so that's good, right? I think? I mean, I hope Freo or Adelaide can beat the Hawks because otherwise...

Anyway.

We are playing Eagles/North next week.

Here is a list of things that Bucks need to do before then (my spies stole into Bucks' office and found this list on a word document on the desktop, I'm not making it up):

• Inject more caffeine into Alex Fasolo's ice-cream
• Burn all the tapes at the MRP Head Office
• Eat cake.
• Wrap Jolly in some ice if he even mentions soreness or if you see him limping
• Teach Daisy how to comb his hair
• Cancel one training session and have "Teach Daisy the basics of football" instead
• Get Travis to teach Dawes how to kick bags of goals
• Take Faz out for coffee
• Skype session with his spies in Perth later tonight
• Book an appointment at Madd Hair
• Search up google images for pictures of George Clooney
• Grab one of Travis' hairs and attempt to clone the DNA
• Also grab one of Jolly's hairs, also for cloning
• Quietly nick one of Sharrod's hairs, not for cloning, but just because his hair is so lovely
• Order several copies of 'How to kick goals for Dummies' - for everyone except Travis and Krak
• Send a letter to John Worsfold to reach him by Friday
• Put several scoops of anthrax in the aforementioned letter
• Also send a letter with anthrax to Brad Scott, just for funsies
• Eat more cake
• Give a piece of cake to Faz
• Eat the rest of the cake

And yeah.

Busy week for Nathan Buckley.

I swear I didn't make any of this up omg how could I possibly do that? Jaysus.