Let's make another list. I'm bored and here to help out Nathan Buckley.

8 x cakes for Alex Fasolo (with several scoops of ice-cream)
1 x new house for Sharrod Wellingham (he can move in with anyone that he likes, just as long as they don't do drugs)
32 x shots of painkiller for Sharrod Wellingham's finger. (that's how you get over an injury, right? RIGHT?)
1 x Andrew Krakouer.
1 x Darren Jolly.
1 x premiership medal for Chris Tarrant. (whether it's delivered to him now or in 6 weeks, doesn't matter, but he deserves one)
2 x hair gel for Daisy Thomas.
1 x pen for Travis Cloke
1 x 'Learning How to Sign Your Name For Dummies' book for Travis Cloke
15 x 'Learn how to run through the midfield and kick goals for Dummies' books for basically everyone (except maybe Alex Fasolo and people with tattoos and Pendles and Benny J)
1 x brain for Chris Dawes. (yep okay, this is slightly mean, I get it, shut up... but in an article in the newspaper today, apparently Dawes said, "I was only a bit off with my marking against North" A BIT? JUST A BIT? IT HIT YOUR CHEST AND BOUNCED OFF... A BIT?)
2 x puppies for Alex Fasolo.
67 x donkeys for Travis Cloke. (nope, he STILL doesn't have enough donkeys)
1 x Leigh Brown (or SOMEONE, I don't know, but the forwards structure is kind of woeful and it has been basically all year, shut up, you'd think having two big forwards would be a plus but nope, we somehow manage to make it into a liability)
2 x Josh Thomas (the comedian and the football player- North got a rev-up by Hughesy, can't we have a comedian rev us up? CAN'T WE?)
1 x bucket of weed for Buddy Franklin.
1 x holiday for the following people: Daniel Kerr, that Priddis guy, Nic Nat, and Dean Cox.
5 x Alex Fasolo (he makes kicking 50-metre goals look easy, okay, we need more of this, MOREEEE)
1 x Jye Bolton.
1 x 'How to Ruck for Dummies' book for Cameron Wood (I get that last night was a little bit hard for poor Woody, but let's be honest, when has Woody ever been really excellent?)

And yeah.
Hopefully this list makes it to Bucks.