THE RAPTURE.

Right.
That was a fun rapture, wasn't it?



Basically, for those of you who don't know, God and Jesus and all those other people up in heaven organise a "Rapture" every few months/years/whatever.

And they send various clues down to Earth, to warn us about this. The smart people, those who believe, attend church and ask for forgiveness and such. These are usually the quiet ones in society, who rarely get noticed. And it's these people who get "Raptured", taken up to Heaven unnoticed, to have eternal life, etc etc.

The rest of us, the stupid ones, are ignorant. We either are cynical and do not believe that the End Of The World is actually happening, or we just spend our last few minutes doing other things- PARTYING PARTYING YEAH, getting wasted, living life to the full.

We, the majority of Earth's population, do not realise that any Rapture has taken place. We do not realise that we have been LEFT BELOW and God has selected a few good, kind people to go into Heaven.

We do not know WHO was taken into Heaven today.
We do not know ANYTHING.
All we know is that God loves us and will, one day, invite all of us to that magical place up in the clouds. In another Rapture, in another decade, in another millenium.

Until then, we should just sit tight and wait, for another Rapture, for the next Judgement Day, where God carefully separates the good from the bad.

So unless you've been super naughty and downloading porn, you will be chosen, one day in the near future. God's infinite-year-plan is all mapped out, he knows when everyone goes up there, he knows what people's lives are filled with.

And yeah.
Sorry about the religious-ness, hope I didn't lose any followers...