COLLINGWOOD'S FABULOUS GUERNSEY. (NOT)

Collingwood's guernsey for tomorrow's game against Kangaroos.

Right. I can see that this jumper will serve its purpose: to distinguish the Collingwood players from the Kangaroo ones.
But isn't it a little over the top? Couldn't they just expand each black stripe (instead of merging them all together) and Kangaroos expand their white stripe and bam! Problem solved.

Who was in charge of this design? Luke Ball and Maxy Hudgton? Do they really miss their old jumpers that much, that they need to incorporate the design at their new club?

I mean, really.
Which brings me to another point: Can't all jumpers be left as they are traditionally and just have minor changes when playing certain teams? Like, some team's away strips (and some home strips, too) are so crazy.

Whatever.
Let's just copy St Kilda's design.
Yay, we can totally play like them with an ugly blonde goalkicker (Leigh Brown, the lemons are over there), some arrogant player who claps when he gets a goal and no one likes him (umm, idk, Dick used to clap after a goal?), a really good player that looks like his face got run over by a steam roller (I'm sorry, Nick Maxwell, but you landed this role), and some hot guy that sits around all day cracking jokes on Twitter and making me laugh (Daisy Thomas, duh).

(If you aren't aware, the St Kilda players I described, in order, were: Nick Riewoldt, Stephen Milne, Brendon Goddard, and Steven Baker. Yes, I am cruel. Shut up.)

Stay tuned for next week, where I go crazy about Hunger Games and Glee. Oh, wait, that's EVERY week. Oops. :P