FANFIC #4

~FANFIC~
Mitchell Johnson was lying in his hammock. The South Africans had gone somewhere - thank God! - so Mitchell was free to relax. After a good sleep in the hammock, Mitchell's mobile rang. It was probably his bffl. He answered it.
"Hello," he said.
"YO, MITCHIE! I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'D LYK TO COME TO BEACH WITH ME!" the person said.
Mitchell knew the voice. It was fierceeely nice. "Hey Laura. Yes, I will come."
So he got off his hammock and drove to the beach that Laura had told him to come to.
When he arrived, it wasn't just Laura who was there. Another guy was there too.
"MITCHELL, THIS IS MAH SECOND-COUSIN-TWICE-REMOVED!" said Laura, pointing to the guy beside her, "HIS NAME IS NATHAN HAURITZ. D:"
Nathan smiled at Mitchell. "Hello." D'urggggg in a very cute way.
Laura walked along the beach in her red stillettos. Mitchell just followed while Nathan was avidly chatting to Laura.
"...So as I was saying, I totally threw a pie in my brother's face. Idk why..." Laura said.
"What kind of pie?" Nathan asked, intrigued and d'urgged.
"It was a apple-and-raspberry pie this time," Laura commented.
Some people - adults and kids - were playing with a beach ball near us. One of the adults accidentally threw the beach ball in Laura's face.
Mitchell winced. He knew Laura well enough to know that you should NEVER EVER do that.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Laura yelled fierceeely to the guy who threw the beach ball.
The guy stepped back. "Uh..." He was scared of the fierceeeeness.
"YOU FACE-WRECKING-BITCH! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THAT HOST ON BIG BROTHER - KYLE SANDILANDS!" Laura yelled.
"Uh, yeah. That's me..." he said.
Laura looked around. Mitchell noticed she was looking for a pie. So Mitchell scanned the beach too. There were no pies but a woman nearby was about to cut a cake for her son.
"Laura, that woman has a cake!" Mitchell whispered to Laura.
"That shall be fine," Laura whispered back, "Thanks, Mitchie."
Laura grabbed the cake off the woman and threw it in Kyle's fat, ugly face.
Nathan yelled, "GO LAURA!" with lots of d'urggg.
And Mitchell just thought, "Nathan uses d'urgggg with style" and high-fived Laura.
The End~!

Yeah, I throw pies at South Africans (like Dean Geyer!) and cakes at pricks (like Kyle!).