ANOTHER FANFIC.

So, I read some of The Lab today.
It makes me laugh.
My favourite character is Jack because he kinda reminds me of Jack Heath (coincidentally, happens to be the author).
But I also like Kyntak because his name sounds so similar to Kynt. And Amazing-Race-lovers know that Kynt was on the Amazing Race with Vyxsin. And when they were eliminated, I bawled my eyes out. ;_;
And then, I added them on Myspace. WHUT?

And yeah.
I'm bored so here's another fanfic. This time it is from Mitchell's point of view.


~FANFIC~
Mitchell Johnson wandered the park alone at night. Unlike Laura, he didn't have fierceeeness; he was actually very shy. So, he was a bit worried about getting mugged in a park so late at night. But he knew he had to be here. The voices in his head told him to.
"WHO IS THAT?" a voice yelled.
Mitchell tensed. He stood still and didn't say a word.
"I KNOW YOU'RE THERE!" the voice yelled again.
The voice sounded fierceeee. It could be his bffl. "Um, it's me," Mitchell said, timidly.
"AHA! I KNEW IT!" the fierceeee voice said, excitedly.
Mitchell ran towards the sound. He hoped so much that it was his bffl. Someone to protect him in this dark, dark, dark park. LOL, RHYMING MUCH?
Anyway, Mitchell ran and ran. He thought the sound was in the direction of the playground. Suddenly, he reached the playground. There, on the slide, was Laura.
Mitchell smiled and walked over to the slide. "Hey."
"Hiya! What is mah bffl doing here?" Laura asked.
"Uh, idk," Mitchell said, awkwardly. He didn't want to tell Laura about the voices. Not yet.
"Oh, gosh, you really shouldn't be wandering the park alone, my darling bffl," Laura commented, "I think there are animals roaming the park at night - SOUTH AFRICAN CRICKETERS!"
"Oh, I see." But Mitchell didn't tense because being with Laura made everything safe.
Suddenly, a massive shadow launched up behind them. Mitchell turned around and watched the shadow. It was either a massive elephant or...
"A REALLY FAT MAN NAMED JACQUES KALLIS!" yelled Laura, jumping up from the slide. Her red boots with high heels clanked on the footpath as Laura ran up to Jacques Kallis.
"Hey, I'm not fat," Jacques Kallis informed us, with d'urggg.
Mitchell snorted. If you haven't seen Jacques Kallis on the cricket field, watch the cricket more often, Mitchell told the voices in his head.
"YES, YOU ARE!" Laura yelled, lunging towards him, fierceeely.
Jacques Kallis retreated away. He ran to the 7/11 across the road. Unfortunately for him, Laura followed him there.
Mitchell followed and watched how Jacques went inside the convience store and stood near the counter. Laura, on the other hand, bought a meat-and-onion pie. She held it in her hand.
"JACQUES," Laura said, with a lot of fierceeeeness, "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN THE PARK AT NIGHT?"
"Well, why were you there?" Jacques said, d'urggggingly.
"ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST~!" yelled Laura, even more fierceeee.
Mitchell waited and watched in a corner of the shop, scared of Jacques and his ugly appearance.
"I don't wanna! D'URGGGG!!" Jacques yelled back, with less fierceeeeness; just ugliness.
Laura threw the pie in his big, ugly face.
"Ha!" squeaked Mitchell.
Jacques Kallis ran from the 7/11. And Mitchell came out and high-fived Laura.
The End~!