APRIL FOOLS DAYYY!

Today, I had my Chemistry SAC.

It was so scary and hard and yeahhh.
:/



ALSO: I told my friends that strawberry jam was made from baby's blood. And they were like, "Um, Laura, strawberry jam is made from strawberries. Duh!"
And I'm like, "Oh yeahhh."
Oops.



And also, I had two free periods in a row. So I sat in the Common Room for 160 minutes, doing homework, listening to my friend tell everyone what "jizz" means, watching my friend draw people with charcoal and also listening to someone shave their legs. Whut.
Don't ask me why someone was shaving their legs IN THE COMMON ROOM. They had an epilator thingy.

That is a nice top, Dale and Heath. Nice. ^_____^

BEEEEEE JAYYY.

Did I mention that I watched Rove on Sunday night?
'Cause I did.
It was hilarious as usual.
Mick Molloy will be on next week and I srsly hate him. idk. He was good in Boytown though.
Ah, good times.

Anyhoo, I watched SYTYCDA last night.
I didn't want to watch it because I don't want any of the girls to leaveeee.
But Gianne had to leave. ;_;
lmao, I'd laugh if someone else got ~injured~ this week and Gianne came back.
Everyone would look at Gianne and be like, "YOU'RE NOT THAT INNOCENT NOW!"
lmfao.

Timomatic left too. I'll miss him.
Everytime I look at his name, I think of "mom".
idk.
I hate the way that I like ALL the girls still left in the competition.
I want to choose a winner but I can't.
Talia and BJ will be the final 2 but God help us all if we have to CHOOSE.

Okay, I'll stop talking about SYTYCDA.
Sorry.

I has a DREAM TEAM.
And there are lots of Collingwood players on my Dream Team.
Half of them didn't play on the weekend!
For example, Heath Shaw, John McCarthy, etc.
But Dale Thomas scored 81 for my Dream Team. ^____^
And Buddy probably scored the most on my team. idk.

And yeahh.

SYTYCDA.

BJ is the one third from the left.
I love his 'tache. ^____^
The girls are wearing HORRIBLE costumes because they've just finished their HORRIBLE routine which they did together.
So, don't look at the girls. LOOK AT BJ!
His red jacket and 'tache make him look ~sexy~.

Me and my friend are wanting to know what B.J. stands for.
Does anyone know?
My guess is: Beautiful Joy and Brilliant Jolly.
Yeah, I couldn't think of a word starting with J. :(

My predictions for the Top 4 for SYTYCDA are:
BJ, Charlie and Talia. I don't know about the fourth person - I like Gianne and Amy. And most importantly, KAT IS AWESOMEEEEE.

Anyhoo, hopefully Tim or Ben leave tonight. Or both. >_>

TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON AND STUFF.

He's so hot that I just melted.
It's an ~American~ poster btw. You can tell because there are not 20 different months in Australia and also, someone told me New Moon comes out in Australia in December. idk.

But that doesn't matter. I'd go to Volterra just to see ~sexy vampires~ taking off their clothes to be in the sunlight. X']

WHY, OH WHY, DID I NOT CHOOSE TO STUDY ITALIAN???
I could be in Italy right now.
I'd catch the bus to Volterra and be like, "Where does Aro and Caius and Marcus live?"
And the locals would stare at me and be like, "Um, are they your cousins?"
And I'll be like, "Nope. They are vampires who have been around for... awhile."
And the locals will be like, "O_____O. That's nice, you Twitard/Twihard."

WOW.
Ahem. I'm still annoyed that I didn't choose Italian. ;_;
Oh well. I'll just choose American and visit Bella and Edward and Renesmee and Seth in Forks. ;)
^________^

SPECKYNESS.

ASFGHASFDGHASFGH. DALERJTHOMAS, YOU ARE AMAAAAAAAAZING.
Whenever I'm watching the footy and Dale takes a specky, I'm just like dying of excitement.
lmfao.

ily, Dale.

DALE THOMAS IS AWESOMEEEEEE.

SUP Y'ALL?
I watched Before The Game last night. ^____^
It was funneh.
Collingwood lost, though. ;_;
Apparently, Dale Thomas kicked a goal that was not allowed.
STFU, MR. UMPIRE!
But yeah, apparently, Dale went REALLY well.
He's improving!

Um. Hey, did anyone read my Lamb story?
I'll write Part 2 soon. Hopefully, Lamb gets to go back to SYTYCDA.
I don't know who'll replace Penny. And I don't know how they will decide. :/
I'm presuming that Gianne will be back as she was the last girl eliminated but then again, Charlie might get to choose en eliminated contestant to come back. idk.

Rove is on tonight.
But it starts at 10pm.
Oh well. I'll still watch it. :)

SAY HI TO YOUR MUM FROM MEEEEE. lmfao. /rove

NEW MOON.

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