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"We're right near Sarah's house," John says, tongue dangling like Bernie Kosar, nose in the air smelling the berry lip balm coating Sarah's lips. He turns into a toddler and cries, "I WANNA GO, I WANNA SEE HER, WAHHH." Sam calms him down, and they cuddle in the middle of the forest. Sam suggests hot gay sex when they reach the safety of a motel somewhere. John whimpers and nods. They walk off, arms around each other, and find Six and Bernie Kosar. They all jump in their fancy SUV, and drive away, away to nowhere in particular, just away.

Oh sorry, that's just an exercept from the story.
I'm kidding. Only the first 7 words are from the story, the rest is what I made up.
I still think John is an asshole.
He can't go visit Sarah. The Mogadorians will attack, they'll be anticipating that. It'll put Sarah in danger, and I don't want Sarah to die. I love Sarah.

John and Sarah, in I Am Number Four.

The gorgeous Dianna Agron at some awards thing. :D

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The story is split into two parts, with alternate chapters being from Number Seven's point of view (in the convent) and the other chapters being from John's point of view.

And I reckon Number Seven's life is very much like Hunger Games. Marina is like Katniss, and Ella (a little orphan girl) is like Rue. And they are a team. Against the baddies. ;)

And John's life is very much like Harry Potter. John is Harry, on the run from basically everyone, having to stay in hiding. Except Harry was never an asshole. So maybe I can't say that John is Harry, because that is mean. Harry is not an asshole. John is.
And Six is Hermione, the smart one. And Sam is Ron. And when they went back to Godric's Hollow even though it was dangerous as, that's like how Six, John and Sam are going back to Paradise. :P

So yeah.
I can relate this story to other stories I've read. Maybe Pittacus Lore has been copying other books or... whatever. :P

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Oh right. Six and John are soulmates, destined for each other. Their parents were bffs and always joked that their children would fall in love. With each other. :/

I suppose I should be happy with this news? That Sarah doesn't have to stay in Paradise, waiting for her asshole boyfriend to come back.
Although, now the whole Six/Sam romance will seem weird. I love Sam, I really do, but wasn't he in love with Emily back in Paradise? Seriously? Does he really think he can start a romance with Six? What happens if he makes it home to Paradise and sees Emily? Awkward.

I still regret saying my otp was Sarah and John. He's still an asshole.

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John is still an asshole.

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Remember when I said John and Sarah are my otp and I hope they live happily ever after?
WELL, NOT ANYMORE.

Sarah is so lovely, she deserves better. Maybe Sam, or... Mark James? Yeah, I went there. :P
Seriously, I thought John loved her but now I'm not so sure. Couldn't John have run around the backyard? Then he wouldn't have needed to walk hand-in-hand with Six?
It may be nothing to them, but it means something to me. John is an asshole, and I don't care if he saves Sarah or Sam or anyone from a burning house, he's still an asshole.

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So, your best friend has a crush on a girl, which is more obvious than my crush on Daisy Thomas. And you, in your total insomnia mood, decide to go for a walk with that girl holding hands.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

I mean, yes, John and Six were invisible on their walk but ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
Look John, you asshole. Just because you are a somewhat long distance from your gorgeous girlfriend, doesn't mean you have to go on night walks with another girl who you may or may not have a crush on.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

I don't mean to be a bitch, or maybe I do. Anyway John, I will relish the chapter where Sarah is interrogated by the police/Mogadorians/her mother, and I will celebrate if she tattles on you. Because you deserve it. You're an asshole, John, and you don't deserve to date someone like Dianna Agron. You don't even deserve someone's grandma.
Bye.

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lol, wow. They found a stone in the Chest which allows you to transfer a superpower to someone else. But it only works for Lorien people.
So, John was able to turn invisible.

And then Sam grabs the stone, but nothing happens, so he's like, "Please! I'll only use it for the power of good. No girls' locker rooms."
OMG SAM YOU PERV. lol i love you Sammy. <3.

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Marina's guardian is an asshole.

Henri cared SO MUCH about John's safety, about John surviving, about going back to Lorien even though his wife is probably dead. Henri still wanted to go back there.
And Henri worried about it all, to the point where he never slept, he just stayed up all night, trolling the interwebz, looking for signs of other Loric people.
THIS is how much he cared about John.

And then, the opposite occurs with Number Seven, Marina.
Her guardian does not care about going back to Lorien. At all. She only cares about staying in the convent, being a Sister, praying, and God. And maybe a tiny bit about Marina.

And Marina wants help with her Legacies (super powers), wants to know what's in the Chest (a box containing important secrets about Lorien or something), and wants to find the others to beat the Mogadorians as a team.
But her guardian wants nothing to do with this. Her guardian is a bitch, omg wtf. John was so lucky to have Henri. And even Six had a good guardian, but she died when Six was only 13. So Six has been on her own since then, poor thing. :(

jfc.

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lol wow.
On the planet Lorien, there was a statue of Pittacus Lore.
Does that mean in Forks, there's a statue of Stephenie Meyer?

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So, apparently, the police have labelled John and Henri "international terrorists" and the whole Paradise city is in uproar.

This is bad. Not for John, I'm sure he'll survive. It's bad for Sarah. She'll get interrogated, whether it's by the local police (not so bad) or Mogadorians (so bad that she could die).
If she releases crucial information to John's whereabouts, that's okay. John wouldn't mind, because if she was threatened to give that information, John would prefer she was alive rather than dead. So would I.

Anyway, I hope all is well. Apparently there's another book coming out in August 2012. Ugh. I can't wait that long! Now I'll have to read The Power Of Six as sloooooooooooow as I caaaaaaaaaaaaaan, draaaaaaaaaagging oooooooout eeeeeeeeeeeeeveryyyy wooooooooooooord as if theyyyyyyyy arrrrrrrrrrre veryyyyyy impooooooooooooooortant. :P

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Marina's guardian is a bitch. Holy crap. Marina wants to keep moving, on the run, to get away from the possibility of Mogadorians, you know? And her guardian is like quoting religious things and wanting to stay in the convent.
What.
Um, okay then.
Good luck with that.

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So, I'm reading The Power of Six (sequel to I Am Number Four).

It starts off with Number Seven, checking the interwebz and finding out that John and Henri Smith demolished a whole school on their own (LIES, it was the huge beasts!), killed 5 people (what?), and left nothing as evidence except piles of ash (dead Mogadorians).
And the police are like, "We will find Henri Smith and his son."
UM, LOL DUDES, Henri is like dead, you know. And John is on the run with Six and Sam, and has probably changed his name soooo yeah. Good luck with that. :P

Also, Number Seven (Marina) and her guardian came to Earth the same time as John, yet they were poor and homeless and ended up living in a convent. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Why did Henri have a shitload of moniez and junk, and Marina's guardian didn't? OMG WHY. :/

Anyhoo, I hope Sarah gets mentioned in this book. I hope Sarah and John live happily ever after and have a child more perfect than Beth. :D